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NextD18:
99.696% of people in Aba are not normal.

Ignoramus guess ya normal pooo

Brandstudio01:
On what ground?

On ya father's ground ewu;

Laidebrain:
That is how you enjoy your money outside politics Sir, even the Obamas are always seen going for Basketball matches... Don't be an ignorant of event Sir

Need i remind you that ya probably never gon be a a london football commentator till ya die? Ewu

247viral:
A lawyer being harassed by traders in Computer Village has told of how she slapped three of them and what happened afterwards.



@t_odeyinka tweeted: "I slapped three men in computer village today because they touched me inappropriately, by the time I was leaving, some other men were telling their colleagues “no touch am o, na fighter”."



Lawyer narrates what happened after she slapped three traders at Computer Village



Ms. Odeyinka's experience comes after concerned women and men organised a market march which saw them go into market places to sensitize traders and explain to them why it's wrong to sexually harass and slut-shame women in the market places.

https://www.042hits.com/lawyer-narrates-what-happened-after-she-slapped-three-traders-at-computer-village/

May she come try am for onitcha she go necked go

[quote author=MelesZenawi post=81502806]Ugwuanyi is doing wonderfully well in Enugu state because he is an astute leader.
Very proficient in handling security issues.
Enugu should learn to live with hausa fulani because they have been living together over 60 years, their daughters and even sons has also inter married....
So no need for the protest.[/quote

May dog link ya ass nkita lacha gi ohuu

AutoReportNG:
Acura is trying to bring more performance back to its lineup, and the Honda luxury brand is reviving a name that hasn’t been seen in more than a decade to do it. Debuting during Monterey Car Week, the Acura Type S concept heralds the return of the Type S name to Acura’s lineup, as well as new, sportier versions of Acura’s current models.

The Type S concept is a four-door sedan with aggressive styling. Acura said some of the styling elements were influenced by the ARX-05 race car, but we see a lot of Chevrolet Camaro in the open-mouthed grille, slim headlights, and upright front end. The Type S concept wasn’t intended for production, just to herald the return of the Type S badge. As during the previous run in the early 2000s, all Type S production models be based on existing Acura models.

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Between 2001 and 2008, the Type S badge marked the sportiest Acura models sold in North America. It may have been a step below the Type R models sold in other markets at that time, but it showed Acura was still committed to performance in the afterglow of the brand’s 1990s golden age.

During its first stint, the Type S badge was applied to sportier versions of the 3.2CL and RSX coupes, as well as two generations of the TL sedan. Acura said it will launch two new Type S models over the next few years. The first will be a Type S version of the TL’s successor, the TLX, Acura confirmed. The automaker did not say what the second new Type S model would be, but wouldn’t be surprised if a crossover, perhaps the RDX, got the Type S treatment.

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Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/08/acura-type-s-successor-to-acura-tlx.html

No door handle?

obembet:
Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Virgil van Dijk have been nominated for the 2018/19 UEFA Men's Player of the Year award.

The winner will be named – along with the UEFA Women's Player of the Year and UEFA Champions League positional award winners – during the group stage draw in Monaco on Thursday 29 August. The UEFA Europa League Player of the Season will be announced the following day.

The three-man shortlist
Lionel Messi (Barcelona and Argentina)

The top goalscorer in the UEFA Champions League and the European Golden Shoe winner picked up his tenth Liga title.

Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus and Portugal)

The UEFA Nations League winner and top goalscorer at the finals also scooped his first Serie A title.

Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool and Netherlands)

The final man of the match for the UEFA Champions League winners also reached the UEFA Nations League showpiece.

The rest of the top ten
4 Alisson Becker (Liverpool & Brazil) – 57 points

5 Sadio Mané (Liverpool & Senegal) – 51 points

6 Mohamed Salah (Liverpool & Egypt) – 49 points

7 Eden Hazard (Chelsea/Real Madrid & Belgium) – 38 points

8= Matthijs de Ligt (Ajax/Juventus & Netherlands) – 27 points

8= Frenkie de Jong (Ajax/Barcelona & Netherlands) – 27 points

10 Raheem Sterling (Manchester City & England) – 12 points

What is the UEFA Men's Player of the Year award?
For this award, players in Europe, irrespective of nationality, have been judged in regard to their performances over the whole season in all competitions – both domestically and internationally – at either club, or national team level.


How were the players shortlisted?
The shortlist of three players was selected by a jury comprising the 80 coaches of the clubs that participated in the group stages of the 2018/19 UEFA Champions League (32) and UEFA Europa League (48), along with 55 journalists selected by the European Sports Media (ESM) group, one from each of UEFA's member associations.

Jury members chose their top three players, with the first receiving five points, the second three and the third one. Coaches were not allowed to vote for players from their own team.

Source: https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11785894/virgil-van-dijk-lionel-messi-cristiano-ronaldo-nominated-for-uefa-player-of-the-year-award

CR7

fizzyf4:
Mane should be there instead of Ronaldo

Even you should be there instead of cr7

GistMore3:
A suspected thief has been set ablaze by a mob in Calabar South, Cross River State for snatching a bag.

An eye witness who spoke to Cross River Watch, said that the incident happened in the early hours of Wednesday August 14.

“Just this morning, he snatched hand bag from a woman who was going to her business along Utibe by New Airport. He was with jaz (charms, talisman) on his waist which prevented the people from beating him. He actually escaped into a moving Keke but the driver didn’t know he drove him to the next street, Usoro. Them burn am close to Utibe street by New Airport. The Keke man had to jump off the keke soon as he discovered that he is a thief, which give way to the street boys.” he said.

See the body of the deceased alleged thief below.

See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/suspected-thief-with-charms-tied-around-his-waist-set-ablaze-for-snatching-bag-in-calabar

Big men way thief money unah dy praise them oh

titiloyeblog:
African Soldier With Powerful Black Magic Voodoo Juju Bulletproof (Odeshi) Charms Posts Video Evidence Showing That No Gun On Planet Earth Including An Ak47 Assault Rifle Can't Penetrate Him!!! Warning: Please Do Not Try This At Home!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pNf0UBNas

source: http://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/07/video-african-soldier-with-powerful.html

The gun sound sha! Mumu pipu the AK for melt him brain like say na real

Explorers:
A$AP Rocky is said to have recently found himself detained in a Swedish prison after his alleged arrest for a street fight.

The American rapper has been held since being arrested on suspicion of assault on 3 July.

A prosecutor now has until 25 July to decide whether to charge him, Stockholm District Court decided.

And while he was reportedly being kept in ‘inhumane’ conditions, pictures have been released of the jail in Stockholm, giving us an inside look as to where the 30-year-old is believed to be staying.





https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2019/07/10/inside-aap-rockys-swedish-prison-rapper-detained-inhumane-conditions-10147589/amp/

Inhuman conditions! this fine prison may den try kirikiri

Automotive1:
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With speed being a critical element of safety and armored vehicles long being associated with slower accelerations, the light polycarbonate weave cocooning on the new 202 mph AddArmor APR RS 7 is 10 times stronger than ballistic steel while weighing 60% less.

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The AddArmor APR RS 7 is upfitted with European B4-level armoring (AddArmor offers up to B7 protection for vehicles that can stop armor-piercing rounds.).

It also comes with high-performance 275/30ZR21 Pirelli P Zero Run Flat tyres that is capable of driving 30 miles after sustaining multiple high-powered rifle shots.

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The AddArmor RS 7 also features an APR Plus Stage II system that compliments the RS 7’s 4.0L twin-turbo engine. This special performance package produces 760 horsepower that not only takes it over the 200-mph barrier, but also hit 60 mph in just 2.9 seconds.

Other amazing features includes secret-agent gears like blinding lights, sonic cannons, tasers, pepper spray dispenser and even a front barrier to let you blast through brick walls without issue.

The new AddArmor APR RS 7 is available for $205,000 ( or about ₦73.8 million) .

Coolest Audi RS 7 Of All-time? What Do You Think?

https://autojosh.com/this-202-mph-audi-rs7-sportback-from-addamor-is-the-worlds-fastest-armoured-car/

AY can even buy it self

princeFAD:
Nothing lasts forever except God's kingdom

Must it always be about religion?, did you read the part where it says if not for Gate's giveaways he would be the richest?

izzyboi:
I wanted to feed our chickens in the morning, then I walked around the house. Surprisingly I saw this snake trying to go into the kitchen through the window but it could not because of the net... I finally killed it with a very long stick cos I was scared... Lol

What kind of snake is it?

Viper

And where were our gods when the white people enslaved us? Ou r own gods must be crazy.

schoolboij:
You are dumber than if you don’t know he’s Igbo

Igbo pipu doings too dy pain ya pipu for bodi sha

Afta their pipu wee say dy aff sense
Ya wife cheat na you dy komit suicide make unah check am ogbanje!,
Fokuu you in kiss Daniel's tune.

Suffer not a witch to live is unchristian?,

schoolboij:
You must be extremely dumb to type this poo. Even and uneducated Yoruba man is street smarter than an Igbo professor. Reason you must come to the Sw if you want to be smart in Nigeria.

wetin kum be Igbo pipu own for the mata? Attack who attack you nah!

Any eye that will see dem should get blind
Any mouth that will snitch on em should get burnt amen

Wizklynd23:
Only some blind fellows here will think OBJ
mean well for us in this country..
Right from the onset his always selfish

Be it as it may. Don't shoot the messenger shoot the massage. Have gone through his latter and he is so right. Even if he has ill intentions everything he has said is true. People are dying and you expect even the relevant people in the society to keep mute. We all know PMB won the battle but has lost the war. All the evil means he used to win the election is hunting him now. He had better act or resign as the president bcs where the country is headed is very dangerous for everyone it will get to a point where everyone would have to pick a gun

after d sex she regained her sense choyiii stori dy dis contri plentiii sha! na so one girls say wen she be 17 one man rape am 3 tyms still give her coke she kolet drink lols

But these guys didn't have riffles with them.

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life2017:
Winning 2015 election against Jonathan who skewed appointments and patronage to South East.

They love power. Under Jonathan they felt very close to power.

Close to power how? Chayii Your own level of ignorance is cancerous. But lemme educate you GEJ gave North more attention than any other part of Nigeria. SE didn't benefit anything from GEJ the second nigger bridge and federal roads in the east are evidence. So when next you want to pooo with that useless mouth of yours think first God didn't create you brainless. Imp

So it is now an Igbo thing tot the whole country hates him. Well in all honesty the feelings are mutual Buhari hates the SE evidently.

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People na devil i swear

justflow1:
i really dont know y you come dey massage ball on something wey no concern your ancestors, let alone you. i think you are very stupid and clueless to have quoted me. Nairaland is not a panacea to the woes that have mystified your career. so if na your family problem, they make you they slide enta matter wey no concern you, i think you still need the address of the native doctor that attempted healing your father before he ran mad....... Animal!

Stops embarrassing whatever that created you n use your sense

danjumakolo:
Same with Israel and Saudi which are close to Iran n are USA allies

Israel has missile defectors not just that Israel has all the resources to take on Iran