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1. HOW DO YOU WEIGH OUT A KILOGRAMME OF FIRE?

2.HOW DO U MEASURE A CUBIC METER OF WIND?

3.HOW DO YOU BRING BACK A DAY THAT HAS PASSED?

4.HOW MANY RIVERS FLOW INTO THE WATERS BENEATH THE EARTH?

5.WHERE ARE THE EXISTS FROM THE WORLD OF THE DEAD?

6.WHERE ARE THE ENTERANCE TO PARADISE.

7.HOW MANY DWELLING PLACES,THERE ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA?

8.HOW MANY RIVERS ARE THERE ABOVE THE DOME OF THE SKY

this one pass me o, 

ballack is quite easily d most overated for now

4play,kituan,likoya&loverboy yall nd2 Get a room, , seeesh!!!

Mr president,when was d last time you got laid?, u r so tense, chill out

nkan be, how true, so sad

who cares if the story is abt him or not i jst like hurling insults and throwing stones,


u lunatic!
pervert!!
freak!!!
gosh i hope d girl has a boy and he grows up to rape ur daugther.
pig!!!
there now i feel better

i'll marry her

i believe d man is doin a good job jst 5yrs ago there was no such thing (efcc)in d country we shd all tryn help out anyway we can


jst my tots

hi try www.1000carsales.com its local and i trust u'll find somthin u like cheers

i think its fine for ur boyfrend2 get attention from other girls it a supreme ego booster which is wat us guys are about,bt dat dont mean he shld be all up in ur face wit dat, a woman needs to feel secure around her man and baby if u aint gettin dat den i think u shd be d one recieving calls and mails from other guys to see watelse is out there.its 2007 dont get treated like last yrs news. 

yes evryone shld fall in love at least once

Huh, mine was kainda filled with excitement cos that anticipated feeling of being so high up was a "high".
And i just love the view,its awesome.

Havent flown as much as i'd like to, when i have my way, im gonna really globe trot.

@viperman

i'll send u an email containig a brief of a niteclub thats second to none if you think av got somthing then we talk instead of wasting ur/my time and credit, cool?

seems to me the author of this thread jst wanted some cheap popularity;hope u enjoyed your five minutes cos evry1 now knows ur alias, u seriously cudnt hav bn expecting any sympathy from a forum full of respectable people.i expect u r jst tryin to market ur 'contact gettin" skills to other intrested theives well goodluck with dat .

note to all ladies out dere y'all nd to no wat sort of bizz ur man gets upto.i mean u dont think dat reaalllly expensive val present came from his daily 9to5 do u?.

hi seems theres a lot of intrest on this subject,i happen to be quite kwnolegible in this area(night clubs and entertainment),.call me if u've got querries ,i'll give u a full consultation free of charge write ups 'n all.cheers

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12?, i want2 speak with ur mother young lady

what diffrence does it make who's gt nukes and who doesnt?cant we all jst get along?how does a "pre-emptive strike" which entails use of force and which will no doubt cost human lives justify wateva apprehensivveness isreal and the us maybe experiencing?my people two wrongs no matter how well intended will never make a right,
i am not pro iranian or watever i jst think that the world is too much like a schoolyard  full of bullies , we've all lost our values (for human life at least).pls lets wake up,and stop the violence

i think those prayer warriors shud concentrate their energy on prayin away hunger and strife in africa and leave this husband slection biizz,
its sad bt obvious that ur mother orchestrated this whole thing to make sure the annoited candidate wins this selection, besides i think it was insensitive of you to consider other candidates and then tell ur boyfrend abt it i'd be pretty upset too if i was him

personally i dont beleive in long distance relationships,primarily cos we r all human beings and we need to FEEL love
at some point wether its from a fellow human,a pet or teddy bear and so we will instinctively search it out after awhile, dats y it wont work.love is nt jst emotions, its physical contact as well.dont worry abt ur friend she'll get over it,we all did

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LAPTOP CONFIGURATION NEW PRICES                                          N 

DELL INSPIRON 1300/6400/9400
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2 120 GB HRD DISK, 1GB RAM, 15.4" screen DVD BURNER/BLUETOOTH 1.60GHZ core duo 184,950.00

3 120 GB HRD DISK, 1GB RAM, 15.4" screen DVD BURNER/BLUETOOTH 1.80GHZ core duo 187,500.00

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8 60 GB HRD DISK, 512 MB RAM CELERON 125,500.00

9 40 GB HRD DISK, 512MB RAM CELERON 120,500.00

DELL LATITUDES
10 latitude d420,core duo 1.70ghz, 60gb,12.1 inches screen 512mbram with bluetooth/ XP professional 201,500.00

11 latitude d520,core duo 1.66ghz, 60gb, 512mbram with bluetooth/ XP professional 183,500.00

12 latitude d620,core duo 1.80ghz, 80gb, 512mbram with bluetooth/ XP professional 218,500.00

13 latitude d620,core duo 1.80ghz, 80gb, 512mbram with bluetooth/ XP professional 225,000.00

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16 Toshiba sattelite PM, 1.7ghz, 60gb, 512mbram, DVDrw 150,500.00

17 Toshiba sattelite, PM, 1.7ghz, 80gb, 512mbram, DVDrw 155,500.00

18 Toshiba sattelite,centrino core duo, 1.66ghz, 60gb, 512mbram, DVDrw 160,500.00

19 Toshiba sattelite, PM, 1.7ghz, 80gb, 512mbram, DVDrw 165,500.00

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28 HP NC6320, 80GB, 1GBram,1.70ghz, DVD/cdrw, core duo centrino/bluetooth/fingerprints 210,500.00

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by designing it urself

i think its a good i dea to live 2geda 4 a while to understand each other, beta to loose2months to finding out the thruth abt a person than to spend an eternity in a hellish marraige with the same person

hi funweez glad to c u finaly made d a list forum welcome, nairaland is in 4 a shock,u no i no u well bt i'll save all dat 4later

advice to all dem dudes out there nt yet commited to the adventure calld marriage,
look hard at your babe now if you know you cant handle her style,of negotiation(which often entails nagging and sharp stinging insults) pleeeeeeeassse dont marry , cos u mite kill her,which in my own opinion is completely unacceptable.women are precious and shld be treated as such

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hi pls i need a building on the island preferably one storey or duplex off any main street,at a reasonable rental rate am very ready.reach me on femishotade@yahoo.com, thanx

hi ya'll ad like2 share a story that happened in my neighborhood.recently , a taxi driver brought a lady freind to a motel(lady turned out to be the taxi driver's neighbhors wife)nt long after they go in,the woman rushes out half naked screamin,people around grab her and in tying to discover why she is hysterical they inquire about her partner who is later discovered in the room naked and panting.he dies a few short moments after this.It turns out that the husband to the said woman had been warning hes wife repeatedly over her extremely promiscious nature and went and cococted the jazz as an insurance policy.which ended up claiming the life of hes equaly philandarous neighbhor, issue is Nairaland users until this incident happend i was an astute non believer in such things , what do you guys think??

av always wanted to join dis portal,seems dere was a tecnical prob for somtime.bt am glad2be here , watch out ya'll things are abt to get real interestin,