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RomanceRe: Should Men Avoid Women During Xmas? by Labans(m): 1:29pm On Dec 23, 2006
No, wrong concept .
This
Christ-
m a s, I
w o u l d
like  to  put
up a tree in my
heart, and instead
of hanging presents,
I would like to put the
names  of  all  my friends.
Close friends and not so close
friends. The old friends the new
friends. Those that I see every day 
and the ones that I rarely see. The ones
that I always remember and the ones that 
I sometimes forget. The ones that are always
there and the ones that seldom are. The friends of
difficult  times  and the  ones of happy  times.  Friends
who, without meaning to, I have hurt, or, without meaning
to have hurt me. Those that I know well and those I only know
by name. Those that owe me little and those that I owe so much.
My humble friends and my important friends. The names of all those
that have passed through my life no matter how fleetingly. A tree with
very deep roots and very long
and strong branches so that
their  names  may  never  be 
plucked from my heart. So
that new names from all
over may join the existing ones. A tree with a very
pleasant shade so that our friendship may take a
moment of rest from the battles of life. "May the
happy moments of Christmas brighten every day of
the new year". These are my sincere wishes.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I wanna Date Mukina by Labans(m): 11:25am On Dec 20, 2006
Love is a thing of the mind, if u really wants this Girl u just have to be serious, and there are more better ways to go about it, anyway i wish u best of luck.

Mukina pls. make ur self available for this guy.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Solitaire by Labans(m): 3:35pm On Dec 19, 2006
Am equally a professional in solitaire, best time is 113 score 7000 can any body beat this record? cool cool cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Proud To Be Nigerian by Labans(m): 11:24am On Dec 19, 2006
Me too! am equally proud to be a Nigerian, this Country called 9ja is blessed with natural abundance grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Yar'Adua: President In Waiting? by Labans(m): 5:28pm On Dec 18, 2006
LET ME USE THIS MEDIUM TO CONGRATULATE GOV. YAR'ADUA ON HIS VICTORY AT THE JUST CONCLUDED PDP CONVENTION. grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent: Zenith Bank Test Format. by Labans(m): 2:42pm On Dec 18, 2006
Pease be specific, are you asking for an expo?lol shocked shocked shocked
AdvertsRe: Need A Website by Labans(m): 3:53pm On Dec 13, 2006
Watz your cut-off point? shocked shocked shocked pls u can contact me on this number 08056383132.
AdvertsRe: Cross River State Christmas Festival '06 by Labans(m): 6:23pm On Dec 12, 2006
Ok i will be in Calaber this Chrismas to cath the fun. shocked shocked shocked
AdvertsRe: Meet Nigerian Singles by Labans(m): 6:02pm On Dec 12, 2006
Ok folks, am sure we can try it shocked
AdvertsRe: 10 New Nokia Nseries Phones 4 Sale by Labans(m): 5:52pm On Dec 12, 2006
Pls. confirm how much is the N series going for? Am intrested.
do you have N93?
PoliticsRe: Ladoja To Come Back, Akala To Go - Supreme Court by Labans(m): 1:32pm On Dec 09, 2006
I thank God for Gov. Ladoja, at last we can now have hope for our judicial system grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys And Their Lies by Labans(m): 5:41pm On Dec 08, 2006
This advice is for all the ladies in the house.
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself
with
others. It is because we are different that each of
us
is special. Don't set your goals by what other
people
deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
Don't take for granted the things closest to your
heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for
without them, life is meaningless. Don't let your
life
slip through your fingers by living in the past or
for
the future. By living your life one day at a time,
you
live ALL the days of your life. Don't give up when
you
still have something to give. Nothing is really over
until the moment you stop trying Don't be afraid to
admit that you are less than perfect. It is this
fragile thread that binds us together.
 
Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's
impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love
is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold
it
too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to
give
it wings.
Think about it, good luck!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ladies Looking For Men by Labans(m): 10:44am On Dec 08, 2006
You Guys are really doing great here, your opinion are quite good, i wish u Guys best of luck in your search.
Just be good & remain real. kiss kiss kiss
CareerRe: Project Management by Labans(m): 10:12am On Dec 07, 2006
Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said,
"I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!
Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Test On Sat 9/12/2006 by Labans(m): 9:30am On Dec 07, 2006
Hello! be very careful of this company, i bet you, this must be another 419 company just take your time, my candid advise to you is that don't pay any money into any account. Just be real and believe in God your miracle is on the way,
keep holding on.
Good luck.
smiley
RomanceRe: Your Marital Status? by Labans(m): 3:14pm On Dec 06, 2006
Finding the right partner is all that matters, being a Gay is not an issue
Christianity EtcRe: Is President Obasanjo Really Born Again? by Labans(m): 2:26pm On Nov 29, 2006
[b]Who says president Olusagun Obasanjo is a Born Again, Nigerians should be very careful the type of comment we make, i repeat we should be very very careful, watch our tonge, and mine what we say, all i know is that the Man claims to be a Christain, don't ask me because i do not know[/b]
Music/RadioRe: MTV Europe Awards 2005: 2Face Idibia Is 'Best African Act'! by Labans(m): 6:28pm On Nov 23, 2006
2face thank u for making Nigeria proud for being the best African Actor, we love you!
We are proud of you, i wish you many more award in the near future, keep it real Brother.
RomanceRe: Kissing Or Romance, Which One Make Ladies Wet ? by Labans(m): 5:31pm On Nov 21, 2006
U guys are just too perfect for ur various opinion, i think it will be better for us to experiment this, before coming to make comment, so as to be acurate in our judgement. shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Youth Corpers With Pedigree Wanted! by Labans(m): 1:00pm On Nov 17, 2006
This is not good, why only female youth corpers? the advert should have been for both sex,
Pls. have a rethink.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Any Under 18 Girl In The Forum by Labans(m): 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2006
Can goodwill of both paties last?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Any Under 18 Girl In The Forum by Labans(m): 2:50pm On Nov 10, 2006
Yes, there are 18yrs old girls in the forum, do u have any problem with that?

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