₦airaland Forum

Will it be BIS compliant?

Vote wisely in 2015


Shikenan!

I swear, being on Nairaland for some time has confirmed one thing to a whole lot of people like myself.

And that Is,


That: Most SE/SS Nigerians are really un-exposed and shallow-minded folks. It is not wrong to imply that many of their displayed insecurities and inadequacies are borne out of sheer mutual suspicion and innate evil tendencies from inception. Made worse broadly, due to their uncompromising undiplomatic make-up as witnessed by their negative perception from/of other ethnicities in the country.


To be frank!

Real-Mccoy:
I think Kano state governor is doing better than most state governors . Anyone from that state or have visited that state should educate us.

B4 kwankwaso made a U-turn to do what he is doing in Kano, he took up Lagos as a model, that's y he even visited Fashola to get a first hand view on how Fashola went about his policies.

Uyi Iredia: That's not the point. The more important point is to get you to see he ain't all that excellent. We are VERY used to celebrating average leadership and I am tired of that. And why tribalize the matter ?

How can he be average when obviously, his track-record in governance is the best amongst his peers.


#... Ain't tribalising nothing, it's the bitter truth

Can u imagine the effrontery of this Op


Talking abt housing and sanitation in lagos.

When each hour, droves and droves of endless buses filled with inbound migrants coming mostly from the east, make it an impossible task for Fashola to manage rising population into the state, with despicable hygiene and sanitary habits that follow these expansionists along, Why wouldn't you type nonsense and berate Fashola and his govt?


Btw, name ur own governor who has done so much better than Fashola, so we know


#. . . Mtscheew!

aenero: It wil be painful 2lose a loved one but wish this people can just die so maybe @least we can have a little peace

GEJ u mean

Op, are u sure?.


Subscribed to etisalat's BBC 1month (3gb) plan at 7 - 23pm yesterday (Sat 28) and the usual 1000 was deducted.



Code used: *499*3#

Best governor

APC got a gem for free

Op's raised a BIG point u knw


Southerners going by stats are akin to mediocre politicians


# True!

OsunOriginal: Such attacks will continue until after the 2015 election. They will even attempt to expand the scope to ensure at least 50% of the northern population can't vote in 2015.

The reason your Oga at the top doesn't give a damn about governors or reps defecting to APC. It is a grand design to defeat northern political opposition.

To stop this senseless killing and daily attacks, remove GEJ and that Igbo man heading the Nigerian army.

GBAaM!

This happened to my 05


My friend solved this Issue wt my car by;-

•. Going to my fuel tank
• Unscrewing the fillter attached to the fuel pump
• Bought 'Carb. Cleaner', sprayed it all thru the lil filter till the Dirt disappeared n it got visibly clear.
• Re-assembled eevrytin as was b4 and

Like magic, no more vibrations. Till Date

Yep!


ABUSITE till I die!





#. . . God bless the Soul of late Sardaunan Sokoto.


May ur killers n loyalists continue to rot in the lowest pits of Hell

pDude: You mates abroad are bagging doctorates at 25 and launching rockets in outer space as high school project.


You are here basking in your rags glory after winning Miss NYSC



Which way forward Nigeria?

Lmao

sammily: Mine is not the issue of water vapour but the Headlamps are becoming dull, not the bulb but the entire casing is turning slight brownish thus losing its shine. I've washed it several times but no way. What else can I do to make it shine again. Your advice are most Wellcomed.

Clean with toothpaste.

Neva blivd myself till I tried

Drunkard!.

Abeeg!

Nigerians Will never rise from the Cesspit Of mental poverty and Blind ignorance.

From the many reports of irregularities and INEC's incompetency in running a Single State's Election, one wld wonder if Jega is not a Bigger failure than Ebele Jonathan


We WILL never Progress in this animal Farm!.

Nigeria, the 4th world nation

The igbos felt they cld get away with Murdering the North's political and Military Top Hierarchy easily, but lil did they know they were Sparking their own fuse ffor destruction.m


Wen 1966 is mentioned, I will always be proud of my Northern Soldiers for avenging the deaths of our Greatest Leaders.



RIP Balewa, Maimalari, Balewa, Akintole and all men wwwho fell to the cowardly attacks by those deegenerates.

naija2dabone: Dear God,

You are the Almighty God. You are God all by yourself. No one elected you and no one can impeach you.

I pray for your son Jonathan, who is faced with principalities and powers that have held this nation down in backwardness and darkness for decades. These demons now bear various names including Boko Haram, NPDP, APC, northern Elders forum, NGF, etc. All these demonic wickedness in high places have one common mission: to stop your son Jonathan from completing his transformation programme come 2015.

Dear lord, in whatever way/form they come against your son, let them fall in shame. Let their wicked imagination not see the light of the day, Let their evil plot backfire and may they never see the throne of this nation.

Throw your weight around oh God and let them know there is a God in heaven who rules in the affairs of men.

Thank you lord.
In Jesus name

Typing the name of Jesus and Goodluck Jonathan in the same sentence



Jesus himself is weeping!!

inze: you can check the insides of the fenders in the engine compartment

This the no I got on the inside of the fender


VNKJL18330A057746

A Compendium Of Jonathan's Unfulfilled Vows And Promises; by SONALA OLUMHENSE

JONATHAN Vows to Contain Jos Crisis

(AllAfrica, Jan 19, 2010) Jonathan vows to consolidate the gains of the [Niger Delta] amnesty (CNIELTS, February 15, 2010)Nigeria’s president Goodluck Jonathan vows to hold clean elections [Christian Science Monitor, April 13, 2010]

New Nigerian President Vows Electoral Reform Before Next Year’s Vote

[Voice of America, May 07, 2010] “...Our total commitment to good governance, electoral reform, and the fight against corruption will be pursued with greater vigor.”

Jonathan Vows to Tackle Erosion in South East

[AllAfrica, 24 February 2011]

Jonathan Vows to Prosecute Those Behind Violence

[AllAfrica, Apr 15, 2011]

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace

[AFP, April 19, 2012]

Jonathan vows ‘major changes’ for Nigeria

[Dailymotion, April 20, 2011.

Jonathan Vows to Return Nation to Order

[Vanguard, 21 April 2011.

Nigeria: President Jonathan vows to address falling education standard

[West African Democracy Radio, May 18, 2011]

Nigerian President Vows to Strengthen Democratic Rule

[Voice of America, May 30, 2011]

Corruption: No more sacred cows, Jonathan vows

[Vanguard, July 26, 2011]; would rid the nation’s procurement process of all forms of corruption, he said at the fourth National Procurement Forum.

Nigerian president vows to bring terrorism under control, go after group that bombed U.N. building

[Associated Press, August 27, 2011]

UN Building Bombing - Jonathan Vows to Track Down Bombers

[Daily Trust, August 28, 2011]

Jonathan Vows To Crush Terror Groups, Says Sponsors of Terror groups now unveiled

[Nigeria Tribune, September 23, 2011]

Jonathan vows to fix public institutions, Says strong institutions recipe for Nigeria’s Greatness

(The Sun, Sep 28, 2011]

President Jonathan Vows to Combat Security as Nigeria Celebrates its 51st Independence Day

[IQ4News, October 1, 2011...

Jonathan Vows to get bombers

(Vanguard, October 2, 2010); “It is a wicked independence anniversary gift.”

President Jonathan vows war on crime, saying he had put in place a new national security strategy,

[Africa Review, October 2, 2011]

Jonathan vows war on crime as Nigeria turns 51

[Africa Review, October 3, 2011]

As Boko Haram changes gear, Mars Eid-El-Kabir celebrations in North, Jonathan vows to protect Nigerians

[National Daily Newspaper, November 6, 2011]

Christmas carnage in Nigeria, Nigeria’s president vows to bring those responsible to justice

[CNN, December 25, 2011]

President Jonathan Vows To Exterminate Boko Haram

[blanknewsonline, December 26, 2011]

Jonathan vows to “crush terrorists”

[Reuters, Dec 31, 2011]who set off a series of bombs across Nigeria on Christmas Day. “We assure Nigerians that we will protect them…We will crush the terrorists. If there are institutions ... which are harbouring terrorists, we will deal with them.”

Jonathan vows to protect Nigerians

[National Daily], November 6, 2011

Jonathan vows vengeance; to “crush the terrorists” who set off a series of bombs across Nigeria on Christmas Day

[Mail & Guardian, South Africa, Dec 31, 2011]

..it’s fight to the finish, Jonathan vows [The Punch, January 1, 2012]… he would not spare any effort aimed at fighting the sect, which he described as a “group of evil-minded people,” to the end.

Jonathan vows to work for the welfare and wellbeing of all Nigerians

[Newsdiary, January 16, 2012]

Jonathan Vows to Check Destabilisation Plot

[ThisDay, January 17, 2012]

We’ll wipe out Boko Haram – Jonathan

[The Punch, January 23, 2012]; vowed in Kano the federal government would soon wipe out the dreaded Boko Haram

Jonathan vows stronger relations between Nigeria and Ethiopia

[Channels TV, Jan 31, 2012]

Jonathan vows to increase petrol refining capacity

[The Moment, February 3, 2012]

Jonathan vows to sack appointees over 2015 campaign

[ThisDay, Feb 21, 2012]

Jonathan vows justice

[The Nation, January 23, 2012]

Jonathan vows to replicate Asian Tiger feat in Nigeria

[Channels TV, March 26, 2012]

Revenge attacks follow Nigeria church blast, Goodluck Jonathan...vows “to end the spate of mindless attacks and killings“

Al Jazeera (12 March 2012]

Jonathan vows to fast-track power masterplan

(News Diary Online, March 26, 2012].

Jonathan Vows To End Boko Haram Menace In June

[March 28, 2012, Yonhap News Agency, South Korea]

Jonathan vows to end culture of favouritism

(Premium Times, April 12, 2012 ): “You don’t have to know somebody who knows somebody before you can be given any high office to serve in the new direction we want to chart for the country.”

I will deal with Boko Haram, Jonathan vows

[Apr 13, 2012]

Jonathan to sack heads of MDAs for distorting 2012 budget

[Premium Times, April 13, 2012]

Jonathan vows “to sack heads of departments and parastatals indicted for lobbying members of the National Assembly for upward review of their budget

(The Nation, April 14, 2012)

Jonathan vows to correct structural defects in education

[Vanguard, April 15, 2012 ), lamenting that the defects in the system were responsible for the failure of children.

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace

[AFP News, April 19, 2012], “security situation in Nigeria is not as gloomy as it is painted and the government “is working very hard and that we’ll bring this under control…”

Jonathan vows to eradicate polio by 2015

(Channels Television, April 24, 2012): “One thing I promise the Nigerian child, and also the Nigerian father and mother is that if we cannot solve all the health problems in this country now, one thing this present administration is committed to is to eradicate polio by 2015”.

Fuel Subsidy report: Presidency vows to bring culprits to book

[The Punch, April 26, 2012]...would punish all those found culpable in the N1.07tn fuel subsidy scam.

Jonathan Vows To Punish Oil Thieves

[Nigerian Pilot, April 26, 2012]

President Goodluck Jonathan has vowed that his administration will not shield any corrupt person from investigation or prosecution by the anti-graft agencies in the country

[NewsDiary, May 4 2012].

Source: http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=85232:olumhense-beyond-words-sampling-two-years-worth-of-vows-&catid=38:columnists&Itemid=615

wagecomet: Nigerians are unbelieveable, imagine folks supporting ms Oduah's corrupt practices. Why won't BH kill ur brodas n sistas n even have growing nos of followers, why won't militants and kidnappers grow in number, cos for me Oduah & co are worst than those BH & KIDNAPPERS. Cos our politician don't get tired of probing us of our destiny. Shame on this country!!!

Gospel truth!

utumunta: This is what you get when you put extremists in positions of Authority. From Nasir Faggae, Kwankwaso, Ahmadinejad to Buhari, what we have are men who must have their way against the collective good of the people.
Nigerian students, whenever your lecturers decide to call off the strike and you get back to school; ensure that those lecturers who do not know what they teach, demand for monetary or sexual gratification, guilty of plagiarism and pretended intellectuals are exposed for the frauds that they are. It is high time they are held accountable and made to up their ante. Government cannot fulfill their own side of the bargain with the lecturers only for the students to be shortchanged by lecturers. Since ASUU is interested in arresting the decay in the education sector, let the students help and arrest the rot within their various universities. Say no to the culture of impunity pervading our universities, occassioned by the lecturers.

Judging by this garbage u typed, ASUU shouldn't be your primary concern, Primary education should.

@Op,

of all the unspeakable corruption, gross incompetence, subsidy fraud, 225 million BMW's scandals, militancy contracts, presidential pardons, umblerras. Etc Etc

. . . Na flight delay n burial 'made' you fully realize the uselessness of this GEJ Fresh air regime?





Incredible!

inze: Check in-windscreen at the driver side.

Hi Inze, it's not on the wndscreen nor is it on the side of the door panel.

Any other suggestions, it's a 2003 Yaris hatchback

Nice thread. Saw a Gs350 zoom past me at 100km + on thee highway n since that day 've bn thinkin of goin d Lexus way.


Wat can u tell me abt the GS models

inze: You entered an invalid VIN: VNkJL18330A057746
Your VIN needs to be:

Exactly 17 characters.
For a vehicle manufactured after 1980 (1981 or later model year.)
Without the letters I, O, or Q.

I'm really confused at this point.

The car is a Toyota yaris and that's the Chasis number for the ride.

Or, is there a Seperate VIN other than the chasis no? And if so pls, where in the vehicle can I locate it.

Thanks. @Inze

APC Leaders Commission projects.

PDP Leaders promise projects.




That's the difference

Is jesus also a PDP member ;Ð