Yomieluv: When she wears a t-shirt with the inscription" my money grows like grass"

or dont tell my mama.

MrNigeria.:
it is a big LIE! !!

thank u

coogar:

the stationary object would be more damaged - that's physics......
if they collided with the same speed, then the smaller object would take more damage. it's about the mass and the velocity.

u mean if i knack ur head against the wall its d wall dat will take more damage? abeg ur physics no work for dis one oo.

Abet how does this affect the price of..........abeg I no ask again before my Ogaden at d top go ban me.

Kamanda:

Yes he HAVE

HAVENT HE?

what is dstv?

its much easier to market poultry products than pigs..for me i'll go for poultry..pigs are dirty n disease prone.

i neva woo any gal in my life,na dem they woo me..i guess dats why they r called woo-men.

seriously..is he related to our own seun -shaGarri of nairaland'?

seriously..is he related to our own seun -shaGarri of nairaland

Engineer1985: Its Katsina! The late president, Umaru Ya radua really spent money on it....I served there

me too..at old mani road..i enjoyed constant power..pipe bourne water,showers in bathrooms..etc etc

if u use am snap picture,e go be lyk say u rub palmcake.

china dey try sha...i one saw someone playing angrybirds game wit chinko fone..i coldnt believe my eyes.

u charge it wit usb plug charger,d battery is nokia,earpiece -samsung,screen- techno,keyboard- blackberry,speaker-home theatre,camera-htc....u can feel d mixture fone nah

fone's name might be samsang,samswag,hi-phone etc but when u open d back cover u see nokia battery.

williwilli

if u want to study d mentality of an average nigerian its very easy, just come to nairaland u'll see things for urself. just a few days ago when oga jona promised to be in south africa to watch d finals, nigerians (especially nairalanders),criticised dat decision n termed it a misplaced priority,now he has changed his mind and the same nairalanders are callin him ''promise n fail'' presido....to satisfy nigerians is impossible.

D sage: @lachynot2k2, how do you think they will listen to you when you refuse to add any value to your father's left properties but to sell it?

Man, if your story was true,better go back to them and start behaving like a man. Belief me if you're part of the business,of course,they will listen to your advise.

thanks for ur response b wat u advised me to do was what i ve did for many years.. even before my dad died abt 10 years ago..the eldest had to take over d biz as his own when i ve left home in search of job..

i finished my nysc 4 yrs back then i worked wit abia state govt bt d salary is nottin to write home about(ridiculously underpaid) am plannin to quit d job coz its not lukin promisin at all even in d next 5 yrs and i aint gettin any younger. i have nice business ideas bt no capital,..my dad left a property worth more than N50m for us before he died,am d fourth son among five boys and 2 gals(both married now)..i ve tried to talk to my elder brodas to help n raise capital for me bt they prefer i stayed under them n help manage their businesses which i strongly declined cos i have my dreams to pursue n i hav to raise my own family..i ve told them abt sellin d property so dat i and my younger broda could get some capital to build our businesses,this created a huge chaos in d family and now i ve been labelled ''the black sheep of the family jux becos i asked for my right''..my dear fellow nairalanders i need ur urgent and sincere advise on wat to do..no dissin pls,this is a real life situation.. thanks in anticipation of ur positive contribution.

topsco:
Na one Unity Cup,where we beat ireland...Jamaica

corrrect..the match ended 2 nil in naija's favour..scorers were martins and ogbeche..i remember vividly.

ethicalUser: Nairaland and false news..Mikel has only one red card oh..he's eligible for the match joor

RED card kwa?..u ppl are capable of driving someone craxzy

chiegelaukandiirom(chiege),eziokwubunduokwuasibuonwu(i dont knw d short form),kachinekemezieokwu...i will give u d meaning later

i blame my tv for showin d nonsense game..it shld av been faulty by dat tym so dat i for no witness this rubbish..anyway i don short circuit d tv and its damaged now..so i dont hav to watch d super chicken play again..make i go sleep abeg

liberty300: Too many children here....am sure dose bodies were dumped by a morgue. Some mortuary usually do that when they have overwhelming corpses. Nice move obi, am sure someone would provide you with meaningful info real soon.

kettle calling pot black ...smh

ba7man: True bro....by checking if there's water in their lungs, they can conclude if they were dead b4 they hit the water or if they drowned in it.....starting point.

i love this and am loving most of the suggestions on this thread..i think anambra policemen should be reading this thread..it will definitely help them carryout this investigation

ohhh ghannaaaaaa why nah? i hope our naija no go fvck up tomorrow oo,otherwise i quit watchin afcon

rochas okorocha has been appointed to replace keshi jux a few days before afcon kickoff

anthrax