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Religion / Re: Where Will Mentally Ill People Go After Death? by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:01pm On Jul 06, 2014
skillet: If i say i was your mothers father in my previous life, you will think i am insulting you. Why will you ask me such a mundane question? Behave o.


Religion / Re: Where Will Mentally Ill People Go After Death? by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2014
skillet: n
Religion / Re: Where Will Mentally Ill People Go After Death? by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:46am On Jul 06, 2014
[quote author=skillet]If i say i was your mothers father in my previous life, you will think i am insulting you. Why will you ask me such a mundane question? Behave o.


[/quote ..hey!! mind d way u talk to me otherwise I send u to sambisa to spend your next life..ochicha.
Religion / Re: Where Will Mentally Ill People Go After Death? by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:19am On Jul 06, 2014
skillet: Nice question. Authentic mentally handicapped people will be reborn and reincarnated, just like you and i.
where and who were u in your former life?

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Education / Re: What Was The Worst Punishment Ever Given To You In School? by Lachynos2k2(m): 7:34am On Jun 30, 2014
Mr ndubuka seized my school sandals and gave me 50 litre jerrycan to go fetch water from a stream about a kilometre away from his house(he was living at dschool staff quarters) under hot afternoon sunshine heat..the soles of my feet turned red as a result of excessive heat(coz d ground was so hot)..dat was d biggest torture of my life..but trust me sha,.on my way back from d stream I stopped by d bush and add about one littre of my urine for him in d water and some mls of my saliva..I for put shyt join seff if to say d thing no go smell.u can call me wicked,though I was still a minor then but even now I think he deserved it.

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Agriculture / Anyone Into Palm Kernel Oil Production.? by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2014
Hi intend to start a small scale palm kernel crushing business,I need good ppl of nairaland to assist me with vital information n guideline and am willing to go for apprenticeship..I intended to establish d biz in abia state..anyone who's already into the business or has information shld please help a brother.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
your Girlfriend is so old dat her breastmilk is powdered.
Travel / Re: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:57pm On Dec 12, 2013
Sike: I just need a direction to Heaven. Tired of Hell already. I really wanna to gerrout from 9ja.
u have a million options but I'll mention this sexy few .
1.. try to stop a moving train by using your head as a wedge.
2..go to ur house,remove a glowing electric bulb and replace it wit ur finger.(make u r barefooted nd stand-in on ordinary floor.)
3..go n contact hiv and develope it to aids by urself.
and finally,make sure ur not owing anybody.
I wish u goodluck..
as for me I rather kill myself than to commit suicide.
Travel / Re: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:56pm On Dec 12, 2013
Sike: I just need a direction to Heaven. Tired of Hell already. I really wanna to gerrout from 9ja.
Travel / Re: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:53pm On Dec 12, 2013
Sike: I just need a direction to Heaven. Tired of Hell already. I really wanna to gerrout from 9ja.
u have a million options but I'll mention this sexy few .
1.. try to stop a moving train by using your head as a wedge.
2..go to ur house,remove a glowing electric bulb and replace it wit ur finger.(make u r barefooted nd stand-in on ordinary floor.)
3..go n contact hiv and develope it to aids by urself.
and finally,make sure ur not owing anybody.
I wish u goodluck..
as for me I rather kill myself than to commit suicide.

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Phones / Re: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:32pm On Dec 08, 2013
econity: this logic is faulty to the core, allocating 3g to BlackBerry for 1k5 is still thesame as allocating 3g to android if both of them are capable of exhausting it at the end of the month, if RIM is compressing data usage and a blackberry user decide to open a supposed 100kb page which means it'll be compressed by RIM to 25kb, and you open such page 4 times and an android user opens it once, is it not thesame data consumption.
to me, this is baseless. let allocate thesame data to both, leave it to android to drain its own faster while RIM compress its own for BB users.
u ve just spoken my mind..our NCC officials have just exposed their cluelessness.
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:06am On Dec 03, 2013
I rather kill myself than to commit suicide...RIP Oluchi..smh
Business / Re: Do-it-yourself YOUWIN 3 Business Proposal Writing Guide Free by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
@Op pls keep the tips coming.ur doin a great job.God bless u
Fashion / Re: Student Faces Expulsion Over Natural Hair by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:45am On Nov 28, 2013
WILL U TRIM DAT SMELLY BUSH U CALL HAIR!

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Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:08pm On Nov 26, 2013
I rep IHIOMA ORLU igbo British land.

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Politics / Re: Court Reinstate Obio/akpor Council Chairman by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2013
NDI OBI AKPOR KWENU!
Science/Technology / Re: Crazy Things You Believed As A Science Student by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:49pm On Nov 14, 2013
Phder: When I was in SS1, I mistakenly drank an acid during quantitative analysis experiment, before that day, I used to believe acid is really sour in taste.

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Don't ask me the taste, because my sense of taste wasn't functioning during the incident.
I hope u drank base to neutralize it.?

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Travel / Re: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2013
I served in katsina state so I take leg waka enta niger republic,what really surprised me was dat I take leg enta abroad.

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Autos / Good Naija Used Pickup Truck At 350- 400k.. by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:04pm On Nov 01, 2013
I need a naija used pickup truck for agricultural purpose @ the above stated price range..dat what am ready to afford at d moment...anyone with somethin promising shld pls post his/her contact or call or sms me via 08060506610..Thanks
Autos / Good Nigerian Used Pickup Truck by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
I need a good nigerian used pickup truck wit good engine condition.It must be Japanese made,non diesel..contact me via 08060506610 or lachynos2k2@gmail.com
Autos / I Need Nigerian Used Pick Up Truck by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2013
Hey guys , i need a nigerian used pickup truck in good engine condition,must be a.Japanese car,non diesel...any one wit something like this shld pls contact me via lachynos2k2@gmail.com
Health / Re: Ciclopirox Eradicates HIV Permanently From Infected Cells by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:32pm On Oct 21, 2013
dominique:

That's an anti-biotic. I'm I missing somerhing here undecided
abeg follow me ask oo..before paracetamol turn to multivitamin.
Business / Re: Are You Into Crop Or Animal Farming,ask Questions Here by Lachynos2k2(m): 3:52am On Oct 19, 2013
julibaba: My pig breeds are landrace, largewhite and duroc.

Yea where I got them is ok

Cos I saw the parent stock

I feed them from weaners for three and half month with concentrate

12 % soya
20 % maize
50% pkc and Gnc
15% brewery waste
3% lysine lime bone meal

But now incapacitated cos of the urge some of money I wasted on feeding and not attaining meaningful weight.

Got 70 weaners weaners wen I started in January and 65% of the stock is underweighT

Am now feeding dem on cassava peels, pkc and brewery waste alone
cow blood meal which u vs get from ur local abbatoir will definitely do d tricks for u..
Science/Technology / Re: Brain Treats Rejection Like Physical Pain - Research by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:55pm On Oct 17, 2013
dat means if ur boo dumps u, jux take 2 tablets of panadol ....and d pain will go.

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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:47pm On Oct 10, 2013
Ginikanwa Ada Rebeca Rihanna immaculate= GARRI

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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:39pm On Oct 10, 2013
mike404: IBADAN = IGBO BOYS ARE DANGEROUS AT NIGHT
wow...lmao
Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:36pm On Oct 10, 2013
Jonathan ebele goodluck azikiwe--JEGA

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:53pm On Oct 03, 2013
Ralphlauren:

lagos to akure is 3hours... if there is little or no traffic and if the car is travelling at good speed.

i am also surprised on why they chose to fly when all they could have done was go in a convoy of cars.

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:46pm On Oct 03, 2013
Ralphlauren:

lagos to akure is 3hours... if there is little or no traffic and if the car is travelling at good speed.

i am also surprised on why they chose to fly when all they could have done was go in a convoy of cars.

if this were a road accident,you'll still come here and ask " why didn't they take flight?" am sure its ur type dat blame gej for everything Even when rat chop ur fish for kitchen...nigerians!! always lookin for who to blame.
Career / Re: 11 Signs That You Should Leave Your Job. by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:31pm On Oct 02, 2013
Aderupoko2: Very good articule but where do we go in this present Nigeria.
afghanistan.
Business / Re: Dangote To Become World's Richest. by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:51pm On Oct 02, 2013
anybody get Nokia small pin charger?

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