Yesssssssssss..this is the kind of article I always love to read ..op keep it up.

2s£xy:
Foolish Nigerians as usual... Praising political strategy to buy votes for 2015...

What did he do in his 1st 2years?
Why is it now that we are hearing this news?
When will you people ever learn that it's the very nature of PDP to execute projects in massive scale as election approaches?

When will ever learn that they often hold on till last minutes to election before doing anything?

Why is all this happening in 2013 when he had been in office since 2011?

Fools are the cause of Nigeria's woes because they fail to apply logical reasoning to x-ray tactical strategies often used by PDP.

ode pls tell me wot ur fadda obj achieved after 8yrs on dat same seat.oya ansa

am in.bring it on

Babzilla: THE WAY 2 SPARK A RELATIONSHIP IN NAIJA

u dey mind them? spark oo gordons spark ni.

"isiaku" means coconut head in umuahia dialect..

senbonzakura_kageyoshi: Nigerians are everywhere. Including the internet. Especially the internet, and like anywhere you find us, you’ll most likely come across annoying Nigerians that make you just want to buy an assault rifle (asides those telling you they are princes and have billions in a foreign account. I mean, how many Naija peeps will fall for that?). I’ve taken a bit of time out to categorize my five most annoying set of Nigerian on the internet.

1 The LOL Monsters

Where you can find them: Facebook, Twitter, pretty much every social network there is.

[b]What makes them really annoying: [/b]These guys just type LOL to everything you post on social networks. I had breakfast: lol. My boyfriend dumped me: lol. My husband’s plane crashed and he is currently in coma and the doctor said he might have to undergo a sex change to save his life: lol. Sometimes, I begin to suspect that these guys don’t even know the meaning of the slang sef. There was once I got so pissed that I posted this on my Facebook timeline:



The response I got?



As some people say, I blame MTN for giving that person free MB!

http://zakuraweekly.com/six-types-of-annoying-nigerians-on-the-internet/

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lol

Pretyangel25: Since you love her so much and you can cook very well so the best thing to do is for you to teach her how to cook. Or better still register her @ a catering school.

am not sayin dat ur wrong but, for a minute put yourself in his wife's shoes ok.how would u feel if ur man tells u." baby I wanna teach u how to cook".huh ?

Zeebah23: Insect : spiders.
Animal : lizards.

insects No be animal abi? u must be a learner.

avocado pear looked like shit to me as a kid,bit now yummmmy!

lachynos2k2@gmail.com

PapaBrowne: Nifor is a good starting point.

Visit NIFOR's website.

www.nifor.org

Thanks for d info..I 'll visit the site right away.

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Supergenius: seaport in abau knw wetin u dey talk at all

oga he said "dry port" stop tryn to make fool of someone else when u are actually the fool.

seedord247:

Please what type of dog do you want?

A) pitbull

B) bulldog

C) German shepherd

naija local dog (aka EKUKE the sh!t eater)

A CHRISTIAN VERSION OF " BABY BORN WITH Q'RAN"..NAIJERIANS ARE SO GULLIBLE ...SMH

I can only see a green UMBLERRA at d background...lol

FFARTING!! like. puuuuh or ssss followed by d aroma.

only in nollywood movie..a ghost looked left ,right and then left before crossing the road to avoid being knocked down by a vehicle..ghost dey fear death roflmao

9.farting in the church

only if it will affect the price of ga**i in d market,I for they brush my teeth for inside stadium every morning.who knows maybe dat will take me to Olympic n I go be like usain bolt.

Qelvin:
and what have they won Ghana?...indomie sachet?dude siasia was named the best African coach...Keshi qualified a below average Togolese team to the world cup...no Ghanaian coach has come that close...a Nigerian Micheal Eneramo is the technical adviser of one of the best teams in Europe...no Ghanaian coach is even qualified to be a cleaner for Chelsea's reserve team...

its emenalo

HEEEEEYY!! EVERYBODY BE QUIET...AM SLEEPING