₦airaland Forum

TechRev: why calling the team SE

SE as in south east coz more than 50% are from southeast..igbo kwenu

Meringe: Its a lie, am in Aba and I live in the enyimba city. they can't start operation when they are still erecting their high tension poles even oposite my house. One of the top staff confided in me that it will be around december before the will start operation.
Don't always believe Naija papers!!!!

you saw his high tension poles being erected even opposite your ''face me I face you'' ngwa road ghetto hut is enough reason to prove that the man means business.so simply do us all a favour .SHUT UP.

ROACH-A$$!!

I ve experienced such in our village compound,but this one was an old grenade which We never knew what it was over so many years dat We used it to do so many things like cracking palm kernel.till two years ago when We went home for new yam festival..We used it to support d pot when We were boiling yam and goat meat.then this thing explodes and miraculously,no one was near d fire.. come see d goat meat turned into paste,d yam became white paste..n We were picking d bits n pieces of d metallic pot...na so We take do d yam festival.

prosperthonia: i love porridge beans( daz 2 cook beans alone) after u pour dry eba on on top, dat is wen u must ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ dished out some In a plate, then d water In d beans will now soak d eba, try it, u won't regret doing It.

u must be yoruba...no offence.

watchindelta: obuh said him dn learned from mexican match stil yet na yeye em boiz play smh.

obuh is alwayz a learner.

my free 15 mb don finish....why did I click on this thread? damn

yuzedo: huh? Wuz dis? jackin chan and jent ly bit up a Nigeria boy till he death because he top profit on biznees? Jesos. Bro u shud have neva neva mess wit chinise poeple!!!

na joke u dey joke abi na so dem born u?

Akjerry: fellow nairalander
the whole double200mb amounting to 400 mb is still cheating.

i say so coz with 1200 i can get 1gb which is almost equivalent to 990mb airtel bis.

compare 400mb and 990mb
the price 1000. and 1200naira
meaning if you add 200 naira extra you will get 1gb. .

THINK IT.

pls does dat bis work in android phones?

u can also sleep with the barber in your neighbourhood to give ur bf free haircuts..akwuna.

am tired of mojo dvds..goin straight to d nearest startimes outlet ASAP

how am I sure they won't charge me for overloading if I carry all those items in one car?

fckyourman: Jamb is inaccurate when marking scripts, there are using sovient-union machines to mark the results. how on earth do you expect to achieve 100% accuracy, and second these student didnt not fail jamb there are marked wrongly due to lack of university infrastructures.

just see how u just dey murder english..now tell me y ppl like u will not fail jamb again and again till u get ur acts right..soon ppl will start blaming jamb for power failure. Mtchewww

candygosh: I remembered toofan

tooooofaaaaann! Loved dat movie..i watched it more than a hundred and one times.

nkwobi!!!:.how come no one remembered this?

wats d differenc between akpu and fufu?, wats d difference between garri and cassava flake? Thank u

biiig lie..them wan tell me say banana carry Y chromosome abi? My elder broda's wife wey sabi chop banana pass monkey don born 3 girls consecutively n she still carry belle now and i suspect its still a she.

JUO OBINNA

bros u too black oo...ur face no go fit show for webcam..nice pix sha...bt wait oo are u related to aki n pawpaw?

[quote author=c++_crazy]i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?[/quote]dude u ve got haemorroid a.k.a pile.. go see ur doctor. and take ur health issues to the health section next time.

are those guards men or women

no need for unnecessary arguments...just go to google and type '' pork vs beef'' then comw back and comment.

googlepikin: Andriod dey drink internet like water , but blackberry is very efficient with internet.

wat r u sayin exactly?

@ op ..no mind them abeg.ur wowosome! @ op ..no mind them abeg.ur wowosome!

johnwizey: Kanayo O Kanayo

na joke u dey joke abi na so dem born u?.besides kanayo is from imo.

mmmustapha: Without these fulani ppl u wil wil nt b getin meat

very soon na una go dey chop una meat alone..we downsouth can do wit alternative meat sources.

i once had a coursemate whom i liked so much because hes so good in english dat i couldnt help but to befriend him so as to speak bether english.however, this guy is so dumb in classwork dat he cant pass any exam if hes not sittin next to me in examhall.

@ op your case is a minor case compared to mine,bt i my own case na my mama.,i must tell u dat d greatest insults n mockery i ve eva received in my life came from mum..bt dat didnt change d fact dat i love her..i heard d story of how angry she was the day i was born jux because she gave birth to a baby boy(dats me) after 3 boys consecutively and she wanted a girl,n i paid d price all my life n it became even worse when my father died..i ran away from home at 20 ,did all sorts of dirty jobs n was finally able to train myself in unical..now am d only graduate with his certificate among all my brothers(her favourites).

abegi dats not real,na computer mteeeew! lol