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all bad leaders were once followers, even HITLER !

sunnela:
pls any online link to watch it?

for guys.  http://www.iraqgoals.us/ch1.html. its a working link. enjoy. [size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]up chelsea[/size][/size][/size]

pro01:
I thought it was P Square that replaced D'Banj. In any case, seems Otunba Adenuga hand picks anyone that catches his fancy. He just dey help our stars anyway; no 'celebrity' can add or subtract any commercial value to/from glo.

adenuga no dey do charity o. at least it will capture the under 21 market [which counts for a lot bro]

denzel2009:
I read somewhere on NL that Jim Iyke has Amerigbo accent,is this true?

e no matter bros. d main thing na to make ur own pepper. hes making his.

prommy:
i forgot to ask how u make love to your wife with the mum around.bros try this one go back to your house,make peace with your wife.if u dont have kids make love to her every where especially when your MIL is there.I mean real love making .Dip your hands under her paints in her presence and finger her till she screams ignore your MIL and you will see she will become uncomfortable and pack out.i did that to my sis in law that came to my house to break my marriage.she ran away telling everybody that we are dogs.making love as if our life depends on it.I dont care .

thats what i call proactive

AjanleKoko:
Really.
Doubt if they'll do well. Signature fast food joints won't really work in Nigeria. There are very vibrant local brands that have cornered the market.

on point. have you been to BIOPAK in abuja? our local foods are 1000 times better than these imported stuff. mikkie dees? dont even touch it here. babanla junk food.

lysaa:
Macdonalds Opens Shop In Abuja. I Can Now Move Back To Nigeria.

How can u move back to Nigeria? move back same way u moved out na.

poverty

slap1:
What are you talking about? The lady acted on instincts. It's only a pity she died. She was brave and humble by risking her life for her subordinate. R.I.P.

fantastic answer bro. merry xmas

ewa agoyin

engineerd:
Wisdom!

word !

MzDarkSkin:
lmfao@ everyone & the topic.

From Jim on down to the grammatical errors of another user being picked on.

so true. loving the way these nollywood stars are making their money. real ashy to classy type sheet. goodluck to them

Deep Soul:

Seriously. I honestly really thought you were joking and just wanted to give us small comic relief in the spirit of Xmas. With over 600 posts, I was sure it was a joke. So I went thru the pains of going over your previous posts and alas! I was dead dead wrong!

Bros eh! If you crash NL, w no go forgive you oh!

@Post
Please abeg, what is that razz Jim Iyke feeling like with his yeye eye glass. Mschew. Mgbeke feeling funky (MFF). Mschew!

feeling like the star he is .

sighs

[quote author=Intrepid! link=topic=570200.msg7406558#msg7406558 date=1293271235]I have this insanely annoying colleague who jumps on Facebook as soon as he gets into the office every morning. He alternates between that and watching movies all day. It pisses me off but seeing as I ain't no snitch, I can't complain to the boss. He also enjoys playing music loudly in the office we share but seeing as he is older than me, I plug my ears with my earphones lest my violent temper is unleashed and I subject him to the most unpleasant experience he has ever had in his life. Apart from the boss, I'm the only one that has a car in the office and when it's lunch time, he starts asking 'when are we eating' cos we buy food from a joint a distance from the office. I burn my fuel and stuff and the guy never bothers to say a simple 'thank you'. I'm gonna kick that animal in the nuts one day![/quote]your patience will be rewarded in 2011 in Jesus name. amen

[quote author=Sharon_f link=topic=570200.msg7403178#msg7403178 date=1293214115]I am a Senator of the federal republic.[/quote]pray tell, who are your clients then

[quote author=Sharon_f link=topic=573674.msg7397612#msg7397612 date=1293130362]Yes it has, I'm now able to take the BRT comfortably for one, I can see light rail trains on the way, and on a lighter note Lagos has improved aesthetically.[/quote]hmmmmmm. thats positive

[quote author=Sharon_f link=topic=570200.msg7402943#msg7402943 date=1293211548]My co-workers enjoy having se, x on their tables in full glare of clients, but sometimes it can be good cos they allow you to join[/quote]abeg wetin be your job description?

her name may be Patience. she is patient alright, a patient bomb

BadExample:
Na una get the english, Na she the spend the money. Make una dey worry una selves, Shioo

trueeeeeeeeeeee

angelo5uk:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL BIG F, O.OLS,
IS ENGLISH OUR OWN NATURAL LANGUAGE, ?
NA SO INA CARRY OYINBO MAN PROPERTY FOR HEAD,
THE WHITE MAN HAS BRAIN WASHED YOU AND NOW YOU VALUE THE WHITE MANS LANGUAGE THAN YOUR OWN MOTHER TONGUE
IF A NIGERIAN DOES NOT SPEAK HIS OWN LOCAL LANGUAGE WELL YOU GUYS WONT COMPLAIN BUT IF HE MAKES A TINY ERROR IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE YOU ALL WILL SHOUT, AS IF THE WHITES MAN LANGUAGE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN OUR OWN LANGUAGE,
IF I WERE TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY TODAY?,
I WILL PUT IT AS A RULE THAT YOU MUST PASS AT LEAST ONE NIGERIAN LOCAL LANGUAGE BEFORE YOU O;LEVEL WILL BE CONSIDERED COMPLETE,
BIG FO, O.LS

you do have a point though. nigeria has 521 languages. 520 arent english.

daveseaman:
make all the  girls them  go die  till when  we want them back again  becos  guy no go work for women this year oo lol

exactly. u only work for yourself, your wife, ESPECIALLY YOUR BORN AND UNBORN children. if you have spare then spend on women, but xmas should be about Christ not gift giving

quantify reasonable, does he think we are fools?

im definitely a type A, with a sprinkle of type C. thanks poster for this. had to read all categories first

gfhotee:
Well I didnt wait 5 yrs b4 crying out, we've been on it and my wife has

been promising to move her mum out. There wa a tym I personally threw my

MIL luggages out, my my big sis wont stop crying and she pleaded dt if my

MIL must leave, it shld be on a peaceful note, dt made me to succumb and I

gave my wife 3months so dt the quarell wld hav died down to move her mum.

But rather she came up with story dt her mum will be emotionally broken

down and might die early cos she will miss her grandchildren as other of

her children are yet to hav a baby.


OTHER QTNS:
- My parents were late b4 I married her.
- I didnt do any right so far cos the father died when d arrange started

and the father's siblings are having issues over their fathers property

after their father's death. The fathers siblings sold the only property he

had and gave the last wife money to rent apartment, moenet to get a shop

some money to support her kids in school and held others in ransome to go

build their dads vault b4 getting anything out of their will. Now I dnt

see myself involeved in such pple and talk about rites. secondly when the

father died the mother moved in and eversince my businbess has been dawn

and only sustainable, so God knows am struggling to make my kids get best

education, my wife doesnt support finacially cos she jst cant make

progress in all the biz i hav invested for her.


NOTE: i didnt leave the house because I am weak, nor do I plan to leave my

home 4eav, I left to giv her tym to think and choose between her marriage

and her mum, I blieve if she still loves me, my leaving d house will be

uncomfortable to her and she will definitely do d right thing, however i

hav a mind that if she doesnt, i will sacrifce the xmas and new year out

of my home, i will stay wit my cousing for the xmas and new year and if my

wife hasnt pushed her mum out, I will make it a new year present my

throwing my MIL things out by 2nd Jan 2011.

you are not a weak man despite what everyone has said. sometimes caution is better than irrational action backed with intense anger. God will grant you the wisdom to overcome this challenge and many others in Jesus name. ensure whatever happens your kids are well taken care of. NEVER neglect them cos they never asked to be born, regardless of who their mum is or what she did to you. it is well. remember to always think and live for the future, no matter how painful the past is. its exactly that. the PAST

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=572294.msg7394820#msg7394820 date=1293100907]Congratulations and I am glad you held your resolve and kept your wits about you and refused to be cowed and now the equilibrum has shifted and the ball is back in your court. Saying this though, the pendulum can still swing either way, so if you are still willing to work on your marriage - yes she knows where you are but would not want to bring it up out of shame knowing that whoever she tells her story to that her Mum has been living with them for the past 7 years, would blame her - contact her preferably via text, be nonchalant and keep it formal, and tell her something like "I will be back in the office on so so so date and give her an appointment to come and see you" but let her stew and don't tell her where you are yet, as she might only be calling because she feels threatened that you are with another woman.


I bet not seeeing your children is killing you inside, but try not to reference this and don't ask herto bring them along, let her do this of her own violition, lest she starts thinking you are only now interested in the children only and start using it as a bargainning chip to blackmail you. If she is still interested in preserving her marriage, the thought that you could be so lakadaisical about the whole shenanigan would jolt her back to reality and bring her back to planet Earth with a bump, and I bet you she will spend the whole of the time till "that appointment" going over all her wrongs and how she violated her marital vows to you and started disrespecting you, and hopefully by the time she sees you, would have come to her right senses.


God gave us a mouth that is automatically closed by default and ears that are open for a reason, so on this "due date", be conspicuosly brief and tense with your response to convey your anger, but please act the bigger person and remain civil, let her do majority of the talking whilst you do the listening, to ascertain if she has truly grasped the situation on the ground. After all has been said and done, tell her "ok, i have heard", and let her go home, but don't let her know your next course of action. Regardless of the outcome.


YOU HAVE TO GO HOME THAT DAY OH, AND FEEL FREE TO WALK IN UNANNOUNCED, AFTERALL IT IS YOUR HOUSE. Greet your MIL curtly, greet your wife and children, then proceed to your bedroom. If your wife had promised to get rid of her MIL, start living the life of a single person in your own home until this comes to pass, BECAUSE UNTIL SHE LEAVES, YOU WILL KNOW NO PEACE, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET DIVORCED TO PROTECT YOUR SANITY.


With regards to the alleged cheating, not saying you should weep it under the carpet, but go easy on your wifey, as having a Mum who hates her Hubby would not have helped matters, hence reason that woman has to go. I wish you all the best and pray that God will guide you and shield you IJN.[/quote]busybody is on point. 100% agree with your suggestions to this highly complex matter. very practical.

macjive01:
dude ladej, im very much like you, i dont think tribal one bit. having said that, when it come to politics and criticism there is need to have a balance.

as i said earlier if a critic is ask to name 20 corrupt Nigerians and he mentions all Yorubas, even as a non-yoruba, eye brows wud be raised. i wud ask:" where the hell is orji uzor kalu, where is odili, where are all those funali mallams known to have ravaged the country, do u feel me?

A critic earns respect by her/his encompassing views on a topic.

i feel u. it has to be balanced, and what is balanced is that the elite who have raped our dear country are represented fully by all ethnic tribes. its politics to suggest that only one part of the country messed it up.

philip0906:
whats irresponsible about d fact comment?

it would only be a responsible one if the poster included all living things related to her in the same sentence. jeeez how can you curse your own people? do you know that palestine is crying out for their land and the right to be welcome in the commity of nations? there are a lot of things wrong with naija but i will never curse the country cos it means i curse myself, alongside relatives etc. i love myself and nigeria so i pray for us both, not curse. hope u understand me.