Baddestbiitch:
Is like you have low self esteem that's why you can't just stop mentioning my moniker But it's fine, maybe i can teach you how to be a biitch if that's what you're craving for.

Thonia69 obviously has a crush on you , don't be too hard on him

PumpumPrince:



did I mentions I use to be a millionaire,& I drive range rover(only £40,000..cash), and am a Londoner from London & we spek queen's English & am England......juss in case u ask again!

Siofra was right , you do have a penchant for disgracing yourself on this forum ? Get a hold of yourself

pulsa:
So my girlfriend took in and sadly she had to abort it because of our current situation, but few days after this we had a small fight, I had discovered that she had restricted me from viewing her status, she most likely did this after our last argument when I dumped her in anger because I complained we were not having more sex (we had sex once a week, and to her credit she's a medical student and therefore always really busy), and did not change it back after we got back together, but she took it so wrongly and she broke up with me.

Then she offered we could remain friends which I vehemently rejected, but now I'm wondering if I'm not taking her feelings into account, I read somewhere that abortion really affected women emotionally and she also use the phrase that she was "angry at her self" and wanted "everything to go away" when I tried to reach out to her.

She's going through alot , abortion is a hard decision to make , if I were you I'd let her be

marthachinasa1:
My dear Oriflame feminelle wash is exceptional chat me up on WhatsApp 081 441 79 798

Did you read what I typed ? I said the vagina is supposed to have a normal smell ,and yes I have used oriflame , and I'm not excluding it , most female products are scams including vagina deo and vagina wash , water is good enough thank you

Ewwwwwww

This is why I kick people with my stilleto
Damn I'm outta here

Jaika:
Just Launching A Nairaland Come Back ���

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PumpumPrince:


..excuse me sir...are u related to Siofra?...she yor first or second cousin?(no ofinese)

Why should I be offended ? Siofra is one of the people I like here , she's obviously smart

PrinceofAgoAre:
Since other people can relate to one's acclaimed weirdness.. Is it still supposed to be termed weird

I guess it's still embarrassing to be seen doing these things whether other people are also doing it or not , I think it's still weird , it's only if majority agree that it's normal

PrinceofAgoAre:
All of u that likes talking to yourself.. I think it is an introverted thing.

Maybe

sammycipher:
1 I sit and imagine a lot of abstract things, like me being the one to save peter obi's daughter from kidnappers, or riding a jet ski(I do this all the time)
2 when nobody is around I tend to walk around the house engaging myself in conversations, it's like I'm 2 people in 1
3 I usually rehearse what I will tell people

I am 2 , dad put CCTV camera and caught me be day thought I was possessed

begoniaa:
I love the smell of money - that's all.

Which currency ? Hope it's not naira , too many hands have touched it

Datboredberri alot of people don't like to see this side of the parent-child relationship , as a child who has experienced both the Dynamics of unhealthy marriage , neglect and abuse , I think the most satisfying decisions I've made is deciding to break out of society's expectations of the ultimate life goals being childbirth and marriage , perhaps live as a social nomad .

People are so disturbed when anyone expresses their desire to remain childless or spouseless until certainty is achieved , Africans especially are terrified of what they are not used to , that's why many are hiding from it , even if it is truly what they want , instead they choose to create children and torture them or worse put them in situations that leave them traumatised ,

if they do not have children , what will people say ?
I don't believe in curses but I kid you not , there is no relative from my mother's family who doesn't treat their children like crap , they hide behind the word discipline to commit all sorts of atrocities

My mother stripped my 15 year old sister naked and attempted to put fresh pepper in her vagina , I sent her on an errand and it was a day to her birthday , her friends tried to stop her to wish her in advance, you know how kids are, and my mother accused her of going somewhere else , without proof , she proceeded , like a loving mother , and everytime we speak up people think we're tormenting our mother and tarnishing her name , and this is why I might cut religion out of my life , because religion made me think I was a dog and if she held a knife I am to lay still and pray it doesn't hurt , instead of fighting her off , like a sane person

My uncle's wife threw a bare knife at my cousin's back and sliced it , she was 8 and she was disciplining her for not waking up to do housework , the poor girl was burnt as a baby and her Mom blames her because she's not as beautiful as her little sisters and they keep saying noone will want her when she's older because of the accident , so she treats her like a slave in her own father's house

Another uncle's wife verbally abuses her children at the slightest move , then her first daughter suffered severe physical abuse , her body is bruised and battered , when she was younger she refused to eat one day and her mom held her upside down with her legs held up and her head on the floor and proceeded to use her as a pistle to pound the floor , hard enough to cause headache but not leave any physical mark

My aunty sent my elder cousin on an errand to buy a zip of lavender , we searched everywhere and couldn't find it as a Tailor's daughter she knew if lavender wasn't available , a closer shade could be used so she compared the material to a purple zip and it matched and she bought it and took it home , thinking her mom would be happy that she at least tried to use her head , I was outside when I heard choking , her mom was strangling her , her eyes had gone up showing white and she was struggling to breathe , I thought she would die that day , why did she strangle her? She took so long and she said we sneaked off to somewhere else after buying what she didn't ask for , so she said my cousin , her daughter was a useless child that needed to die and she had other kids so who cares , thankfully other family members intervened before death happened

What are our father's doing? They usually pretend not to see ,My dad only started being active in defending us after he almost lost me to death and then running away , I had attempted to end everything to escape the torture and that didn't change her behavior but now I am the beast to my mother , I do not care what anyone has to say about that , I have blocked her from calling or any communication , I unblocked because little siblings use her phone to call me when she's not there

I will pay her for not killing me but there's no hope for a relationship in the future, I definitely don't want her around my child and If I get married, the yeye man will think he has a magical power to restore peace , they always assume they can command you to make a deal with the devil , in other to prove you're what ? A potential wife , I'm definitely not

Husbands or bfs are fond of putting you out of your comfort zone " whether you like it or not you need to make peace with your mom , unless you want me to be angry at you " even my exes tried that rubbish , people should learn not to put mouth in certain sensitive areas , you think I woke up and just decided to hate the womb I came out from

Fortune118005:
There is a saying that there is a man for every woman and a woman for every man. A lot of news about failed marriages is scaring some men to stay away from marriage.

It has been discovered through some research that 80% of a successful marriage is living together with a right partner. The question I want to ask is: How can you know your right partner?

Please push this to the front page for the matured men and women on this forum to answer this important question.

I doubt you can really tell who the right or wrong person is , you just have to rely on red flags which you'll most likely ignore because you're trying to look on the positive side of that person

But some people are very good at masking themselves to get what they want , it's by luck Sha
For me I have a few deal breakers which I don't share at all , if I just see it I move on

SafariHunter:
VERY IMPORTANT: Only God can direct you towards a good partner (On God for everything) but you have to open your heart and listen.

1. It is very important to seek for "realness" in a woman, what is "realness"? , you supposed know by now......
( most of our ladies can't keep it real with a man, they always come with a certain fake vibe).

2. Men usually settle for women who remind them of their mothers. Ever heard that "men usually marry their mothers?" It is a subconscious thing but it is real as f##k. The bond between a mother and son is mad ghon.

3. A woman without "daddy issues" is a sure bet. A girl with daddy issues hardly understands men. ( Don't ask why).

4. A partner with a shared sense of purpose is usually a sure bet to.

5. No ONE is perfect,so don't expect an ideal partner to be.

6. It's a partner,not a subordinate,so unlearn that alpha male bullsh..t , I am a red piller but I dey apply rationality o.

7. Go to her neighborhoods both present and past to find out stuff about her that you need to know(I know a guy that this point saved, girl was a who're but repackaged in Abuja ). The past never sleeps. It helps to know if you can settle with her..

8. Don't be be a PU...SSY . Marriage is a man's responsibility while it's just a ride for a woman ( this is relative but largely true in Africa for now).

9. COMMUNICATION is paramount,if she can't communicate,she gotta go...It goes both ways but it's important...


Disclaimer: I never Marry, na just better girlfriend I get ,so no over reason am....

1) yes that's very true realness , alot of men lie just to impress women or make her loose guard , telling you about how he's planning on buying he's good at cooking and would help around the house only to bark how he's a man and you're a woman and it's "not in his place"

2)yeah they love women who remind them of their moms , breastfeed them, burp them , change their diapers and tell them how good they've been , you can practice with a pet dogso you can be a good mother wife material , women back then can endure ehn , cook 3 meals per day and if they slap you , you say " sorry sir I won't do it again", if he cheats on you just pray to God that all the women he's cheating with does so that you can get your Love Machine back , even if it stops working after 3 seconds during usage

3)avoid women with daddy issues oh , they will dump you after your first cheating spree , those ones are sooooooooo bad they don't even know how to beg you to stop putting your penis in other women , they'll slap you back if you slap them as they are used to defending themselves and being in their masculine energy , since daddy didn't do shit for them

4) a partner with a shared purpose is definitely a sure bet , you like cheating and she doesn't mind you cheating , both of you can pick out names for your new baby with your side chick , very understanding woman

5) I agree with this one, even though it counters the first "tips" you were giving ( Thank God)

6)

7)yes oh it's always good to check history
Are they an ex convict?
Are they baby daddy's or baby Mama's?
Absentees dad ( she tried to trap me with pregnancy so Bleep the baby , I'm out)
Are they responsible especially around family members , is his sister wearing rag and he's wearing Gucci?
Have they beaten someone's child before ? ( I don't care why)
How many women or men have they been with , sexually or in relationships?
Have they taken their ex on dates before?
Are they hiding their phone unnecessarily?
Are they pastor's children?
Are they Yoruba ?
Did his father kill his mother ?
How many siblings ?
We're they born in poverty
What kind of job are they doing ? Ritual or Yahoo
Ask around , carry their picture to their village and ask for information , do that you can be saved , since we're all detectives now

suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeee
Keep deceiving yourself
You pay money and you're good , I wish pregnancy was both ways , it pisses me off to know that most of you can only guess but you can't truly lnowt
Wifey on the other hand is expected to create humans in her body , they will answer your name but will you be the one doing the breastfeeding
The sleepless nights with newborn babies
The childcare , feeding , preparing for school , dressing , the losing of identity , a child that will be in your life every second of the day
She will go to work oh
Come back and still make dinner , if she doesn't you'll come to nairaland to come and cry like a manly man
Then you'll complain of a loose vagina which was whose fault?
Only wives of billionaires can convince me that they're not suffering one way or another , people like regina who can hire full time nannies ,cooks , cleaners or afford cleaning budgets but if I have such money at my disposal without the help of a man , I might as well die single , in my big and lonely mansion
Wife material audition is for who knows how to adapt to poverty and suffering the most , that's why they'll say "ah you can't wash with your hand how will you do in your husband's house", I rebuke it , taking care of myself is hard enough, I can't come and baby a grown man and children as well


But come oh apart from money and dick what else do you men have to offer? You guys are the ones always asking us to bring stuff to an invisible table yet most of you can't do the bare minimum , always talking about a wifey material and when you get one you pieces it and need a new one
Sit around play video games all day and chase women after that because the biggest motivation in your life is a vagina
Men in those days killed tigers with their bare hands and then go off to war and die , you've been breastfeeding for 40 years
When a woman walks by , all you imagine is her in bed and you're accusing women of being devil's incarnate okay ooooo

nijaomegacode:

He wants the right partner. Nothing good comes easy.
Men are not wired like women.
Once you marry a woman you didn't not disvirgin one day (maybe after 10 or 30 years but surely, one day) she will cheat on you, frustrate you, crash the marriage or render you unhappy for the rest of your life.

Probably chatting from 2005 , simple don't get married at all

nijaomegacode:

He wants the right partner. Nothing good comes easy.
Men are not wired like women.
Once you marry a woman you didn't not disvirgin one day (maybe after 10 or 30 years but surely, one day) she will cheat on you, frustrate you, crash the marriage or render you unhappy for the rest of your life.

And men do what ? Remain faithful ?

Dangerous people exposing themselves

Jeon:


She will weight with time.. No joke.

Maybe but I don't think it's going to be excess , me I'm skinny and every time someone from somewhere is promising abi swearing that I will gain weight in the future whether I like it or not and I seriously doubt it , it's not in our family blood to gain weight but most people always say or think otherwise

walkbrazil4k:
This woman is the tallest woman in brazil and she is proud and she is beautiful as well, kudos to her

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2022/07/beautiful-bikini-pictures-of-tallest.html?m=1

They said fat is beauty in nigeria , go and post her in Koreans forum , they appreciate real beauty

Jeon:


She will.

Why do you think so? Abi is that supposed to be a curse ? With how you're so sure of it

kals4luv990:
I talk to myself, walk around my house at night wen ppl sleep cause I neva sleep except once in every 2wks,I ask girls out,take der numbers and dat is d end (forget der names on the process),talk to my dog as though its human

I walk around in small spaces , I like it dark, I just switch off the lights , plug my ears and start packing about , mostly in the bathroom coz it's darker and smaller

Fmghewzy:


I do 1,4,5 .
But bro you are weird ooo, 2 and 3

I shock

Chaos14:
1. I talk to myself.
2. I always carry knives in my house even if i know am the only one at home
3.i talk to inanimate objects
4. I watch kids cartoon
5. I start laughing out loud when am bored to remember past memories....
and am also left handed

Knife ke ? that could be dangerous oh , our anger can make us do things and having a knife with you is risky

I dey watch cartoon steady , I still watch anime
I laugh at past memories too

Kingsteve:
Events play out in my mind before they happen.
Not once, twice or thrice, but plenty!
Hmmmm....

Psychic
It happens to me as dreams

Thonia69:
I'm also a chronic procrastinator.

We plenty for this table

Persephone1:
I rehearse before I talk to people even when I want to confront them for a wrong thing they did. Most times I end up tiring myself out and overlook the whole thing.

I act lots of dramas in my head, if you stay close you may see me smile, pout, give stern look or act like a heartbroken person. My only saving grace is that I don't do these things outside, else...... Lol

I detect 80% of a person's personality within few minutes of meeting them but you will never know I know what you are capable of because I'm a matter at concealing reactions

I daydream a lot, as a matter of fact I don use mind create the image of future my husband, his job, our house, our love making , our first child. Lol ordinary boyfriend i never see oooo

I react to situations days after they happen. Nah only me go dey vex for wetin don happen weeks after I don think am through

I don't eat, I take junks and supplements. That's why I hardly stay alone, I cook only when people are around or I really want to eat a specific food.

When I say I will do something, most times I don't. So I tend to act more without saying anything

To be Continued...

Are you my twin I'm scared

Fmghewzy:


I do this everyday , anytime someone happens to see or hear me.

I pretend as if ,I was singing

Omo ehn I thought I was special oh , I always act like I was singing or doing something else , fold something

TGON:
(smiles) dats a hilarious way to kill boredom...u must be a drama queen

I'm a drama queen to a few selected and trusted Noble fellows a stranger would disagree to that

KristaPretty:
1 and 2 has to do with self confidence. It's how you express them and it makes you feel better

3 is a sincere caution that you have to apply. If you are always doing that because of the prospects of having infections, you need to be careful on who you have sex with. You should protect yourself, it is very important so you do not have to worry about infections. If the infection you relate to is not the former I referred to-sex, I understand that women are usually prone to infections especially from public toilets. Before you make use of it, you can pour a very good toilet disinfectant round the toilet seat and clean very properly, you should also use a tissue to cover it after cleaning. Pour disinfectant inside the toilet and flush also before using.

Cheers

It's not about sex , it's a habit I've had for a while, women can have issues with or without sexual intercourse , I've pretty much terminated any chance of a relationship blossoming or sex whatever , that will not be the reason I'm antsy about infections

The Dettol and all of that is exhausting , when you want to purge nko , visiting the toilet 10 times in one hour , or you're really pressed , you won't remember any of those protocols
I'm sharing a toilet with roommates but we wash it twice a week so it's okay , I personally love to check for myself that nothing weird is slipping out

Orgasmgiver123:
Did i hear somebody say weirdo? I’m in

1 I talk to my animals, especially the young ones, i always tell them not to be stubborn like their mothers, but they never listen
2 i feel comfortable being unclad when I’m home alone ( make person no go dey reason my gbola size oh )
3 i tell non living things sorry when I hit them
4 any day I didn’t do well in the gym, i slap myself when i get home to motivate myself
5 i ask a lot of ladies out and don’t follow up the next day ( I wonder the kind of juju my ex used to hold me for 2 years )
6 i have 10 sheeps, 15 goats, one dog, 8 chickens, 4 cats ( some are stray ), 4 ducks and countless guinea pigs ( the cats are not friendly to them at all )

I guess i have left the level of weirdos
I’m now in the level of freaks


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

You're definitely a weirdo , it's apologizing to inanimate objects for me

But I also talk to animals , anyone i see , I expect them to understand , I talk to fish sef

You're a farmer? What's with all the animals

Think4Myself:


Everything here is normal except maybe for No 1.
But of course hypocrites on here will say otherwise and call you all sorts of names just watch

Thank God oh , I was suspecting that no1 but I'm still sure there are people that do that just that they won't really say it

Yusufisraelj:



Lols see requirements, can you match what you're dishing out?

So na your new moniker b dis?

I was expecting one bafoon to ask me this , the guys that are requiring boobs and ass , do they have boobs and ass ?

This requirement is not even all my requirement , I'm just tired if typing , what exactly did you read that you're asking if I match , everything I wrote was traits of a responsible respectable man, interpersonal skills that could be used in an interpersonal skills on a daily basis , would you prefer I start with......'Okay do I need him to have curly black, chiseled abs , a BMW , a house in Los Angeles "

Even simple manners is too much to ask for from your kind , but you're typing somewhere , " I want a woman with clean kitty , big boobs and ass , flat stomach , waist long hair , in fact I want her to look like Nicki Minaj but without the surgery NATURAL BEAUTY"