₦airaland Forum

isaythetruth:
that is how my cousin sister met her husband.. that much she told me... Now they are happily married with 4kids, living Happily in New Orleans, US state of Louisiana... Ladies don't be afraid to make a move... they worse you can get is a No as an answer!

What is "cousin sister" bikonu? You mean your female cousin?

JoyJones2000:
Congrats, omo see fyn woman we know say na IVF tins, but dat girl looks like the man na, hmm make dem ask that man question very well, I'm sure he is hiding somtin

So what if it is IVF? I never would understand Nigerians.

thesicilian:
You obviously have a problem with comprehension. Not every observation has an underlying malicious intent.

Sure, you don't sound malicious at all. Oniranu.

thesicilian:
Just 8 years, he obviously didn't marry on time. Congrats to him

Hmmmmm nawaooooooh

Brandonx:
21 years of bondage. If he had remained single just imagine the Pussy he would have banged without raising an eyebrow.
Well marriage is not for everyone tho

Lol story of your life.

buygala:
35 years together doing what?


Oga Olu swear with Sango that you have never cheated on her...

35 years of managing...

35 years of wearing to-match to church every Sunday after nearly tearing themselves to pieces inside the house


35 years of pretending in front of the kids and everyone else ...


35 years of playing to the Gallery...




35 years being together doesn't equate 35 years being one


Happy 35 years Sir and Ma...please can we now hear word?

Ahnahn, why are you so angry and taking this too personal? They're not the cause of your problems oh! Nawaooooooh

Originalsly:
Does the yam look like it was being cleaned?... seems like a must a whole lot of spice must be added to any story. Most likely the yam felt too heavy... 5he guy got suspicious and cut it to see if anything was inside.

Fruits and vegetables, yams and such are not even allowed to enter abroad.... it would have been confiscated anyway. From experience.... before they check... they will ask if any item was given to you. If you answer no... then you take full responsibility for anything illegal. If yes... you ID the items and they will check. If found then you are likely to get off the hook.

As for me... almost always... people ask when I'm returning... that they have something for me to take for somebody. In either tell them I'm leaving days after mybactual travel date.... or.... whatever they brought would be left back for one reason nor another.

Now what should he do with this loaded yam? Let his people sell the weed and take the money? Return a similar yam to the friend and let him know he didn't get a chance to take it?...was overweight? .... putting the friend in a position to confess he was using him as a trafficker?

Yam is very much allowed so long as it's washed so that there's no soil on it. Soil could have pests on them that would affect the agriculture of the receiving country.

GodWrites:
Cannabis is now legalized in most countries and definitely wouldn't have landed him into any trouble, unless he traveled with more than the recommended ounce.

Those countries you're talking about only legalized the use of cannabis within their country but ban importation of cannabis into their country especially of such quantity.

CSTRR:
On a serious note, the man is a dirty old predator.

Using his money as a means of ravaging vulnerable young women.

But he's not forcing them to marry him na.

Amongst other things, he is also handsome.

LyfeJennings:
50
Hmmmmmm
Na marriage and family go be her only wish
It's so hard growing up alone

Oh good Lord, there will always be this guy.

Here we go again with some Nigerian men pointing out her not having kids as though she has informed anybody that it is a problem for her. We just can't mind our business, I tire for una abeg

Redberyl:
I never said that.My point is that people don't talk about the realities of living there.Again, it's a personal decision.Go on quora and read up experiences of Americans, Indians,chinese and Nigeriana that live there.It's not as rosy as many expect it to be.

I'm glad you know it's a personal decision. I would have been more glad if you also appreciated the fact that these experiences you shared from Quora are also people's personal experiences because in everything we do our stories would always differ. That some people are finding life in Canada difficult doesn't mean it is difficult for every immigrant in Canada. Canada never promised anyone a job once they land in their airports or to bottlefeed you till the rest of your life, there's no such place on earth to the best of my knowledge. And of course it wouldn't be business as usual once you move to a new place, there have to be a shift in your own paradigm. And not all of us jumped on the bandwagon, I personally did my research and I don't regret my moving to Canada at all, but it doesn't translate to your opinion that my life was hopeless in Nigeria.

It is fine if you believe Canada isn't for you, but please don't insult the intelligence of every Nigerian that moved to Canada, you don't know our individual reasons.

Enjoy your day.

RuggedSniper:
^^^... Donald is 59 and Onari is 60. Great couple... Awesome cake... happy birthday!

Who ask you? You just had to point that out, right?

dokie:
This guy was 38 when he became governor.

Today, a 38 year old guy will consider it a great feat to become local government chairman.

Nigeria on reverse.

Lmao

Redberyl:
This thread prompted me to do research about life for immigrants in Canada.

The Canadian dream we have been sold is just good PR by their government,in addition to some sweets thrown in (Free health care,free education,child support).All this is indirectly paid for by way of taxes.The unemployment rate is high,high cost of living and rent.


Now,on the relaxed immigration policies to Canada.The Canadian government isn't doing anyone a favour.Rather they are luring you in to build their workforce, increase their population and also generate a lot of revenue off the visa fees immigrants pay.
The fact is this,the more persons that immigrate there,the more tax revenue the govt makes!


So many Nigerians don't do any research before moving there,they just want to escape from Nigeria.I will attach screenshots of persons living in canada as found on quora so everyone can know what to expect before moving there.

If you want to get a true picture of what life can be in canada,go on quora.Many are not saying the truth here on nairaland.It's not so rosy.

Imagine a Nigerian who left here,was living in a one bedroom basement apartment with his wife and 3 kids.Both of them work but can't make enough to get a bigger apartment.So they basically live from hand to mouth!

My thoughts are this: Canada is for persons who don't really have much going on for them here or persons who have made so much money, that even if they aren't making enough money there,they have savings to live off on.

So what you're trying to say now is that every Nigerian that has moved to Canada is struggling and are lying about their struggling?

Most of the comments here are reasons why people shouldn't care about what anybody would say about them. It's just a pity.

Na only here we dey see juju come alive. Oniranu.

honesty4Nigeria:
change his school, the teacher may be incompetent and uncaring.
Also take it easy on the tod. feed him well with protein and don't pamper him too much, make him feel ashamed of not knowing, it will motivate him.

Are you for real? You're talking about shaming a 3yrs old kid here on top what? Tomorrow we would complain that the child has self esteem issues or suffers from depression!

jaiye4love:
Pls I need a Nigerian residing in Saskatchewan province who can let me present him like a distance relative as I just got invitation to apply as the occupation in demand.

I will be most greatful

You're aware that is fraudulent, right?

incogni2o:
He likely ordered the killings.

I don't even get why People are talking only about Lekki.

What about the other Killings.

It's osibanjo that I'm highly dissapointed in.

He should have resigned if He is truely a Man of integrity.

We definitely have a Terrorist as a Pressident if He did.

How can you expect Osibanjo to resign? The money is good na. Lol

grammarnazi2:
Does it mean that there's no one like Nzeogwu or Ojukwu in the military? I'll keep on saying it that the best way to make Nigeria better is a bloody coup.

Lmao, the military is filled up with Northerners especially in the key places, they're all loyal to this government so don't bother.

Reeses:
That means the police are the winners in all this demostrations and routings ok o

You took the words out of my mouth!

Powerfly:
you know.. It's been 12 years since then but seeing this news now.. That horror-filled pain and black memories has brought sadness o my heart. Shit!

I'm very sorry for your experience, I can only imagine the horror. I pray you find sufficient healing to keep being strong.

Ardar:
It's possible.

No day goes by on nairaland without a thread on unaged girls getting raped or molested.

The worst part is that these kids aren't safe from the ones that are meant to protect them the most (family).

Last month I watched a video of a baby being penetrated, you need to see the way that child was shaking and crying. It was truly heartbreaking.

Always check and protect your kids. Don't leave them with any male unsupervised even their fathers.

So you get mind watch that kain video, nawaooooooh.

Poseidon000:
I'm dexterous in neutralizing aggressive dogs.
So, don't have much of an experience.

But I always have a good laugh whenever my dog seize on the opportunity of me opening the gate, to run out. The way my neighbours run helter scatter on sighting the dog; is damn hilarious

Please keep a strong hold on your dog, it wouldn't be hilarious anymore when it actually attacks somebody.

Dude was just too careless forming jagaban upandan! Very lucky man!

dejavuh0007:
lol. I know it'll take someone with a great sense of humour to discern my post.

So, chille, ok?

Ohw, good for you then.

dejavuh0007:
Maybe they can outrun Bolt, but not Kenyans. Cheetah wey Kenyans dey catch with bare hand, tie up, then throw inside boot.

Kenyans don't run fast like cheetahs do, if you watch athletics, you'd have known that Kenyans are adapted to long distance races that don't require running fast.

Dalil8:
I dare him to go close to those Lions when they are eating.

And btw Kevin Richardson owns more bigger and fierce looking Lions than him.

Ah ahhhhhhhh? Why is everything a competition? Just praise the guy or look away! Na real wa!

When will our young girls learn that they alone will bear the consequences of premarital sex while their male partners go scot-free? A very sad situation.