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Oh please how the hell can she not smell herself?

Has she lost her sense of smell? There is no excuse for this.

Soon the reply button will be taken away at this point!

It makes sense to allow people to correct errors or even add addtional information to their post. Since the button has been removed have the spammers stopped?

NO!

Ebony-Silk:
Do you want your wife to come to bed with a stank pussy?
Won't you tell her to take a bath?

It's his decision to lost his baby and possibly make his wife infertile for the rest of her life.

What does he care when his musty balls are already overpowering all and sundry.

C2H5OH:
Stop being defensive idiots, no one said the video served as a form of entertainment.  Abuse is abuse.  It just so happens that it comes in different shapes, sizes, you name it.  That's the point.  Don't justify one while exonerating the other.  Both parties should be held responsible.

Just stop it now your just embrassing yourself.  This is shit talk on another level.

invisible!:
The real cause of broken homes and heartaches in marriage is when women start to think they are men, to have equal rights and question all actions of their husband with little regard for how he feels at the moment.

Even pregnant women ought to have controls over what they say. The husband has not even told this woman what has been eating him up these past three days and the woman wont care to apologize and find out why he hit her for the first time. All she cares for is the slap and her pregnant status! Is that the excuse she has for an abusive mouth?

Do us a favour, stay invisible

She insulted him AFTER she got slapped!

dellynash:
My Husband Has Not Been Talking To Me For Three Days Now Please Help Me

Hello Nairalanders, im in serious stress and i need your advice, [b]my husband slapped me twice when i was lying on bed because i asked him why he is sleeping without taking his bath, i got so angry and insulted him,  he  has not been talking to me for three days now.I over reacted and said some unpleasant things to him cos i never expected him to ever slap me as he use to say when  we were dating that he can never lay his finger on a woman, what annoys me most is that  im pregnant and i don't expect him to slap me in this condition. Now he will not give me food money, he will not talk to me he sleeps and turns his back on me, i feel like telling him im sorry but something tells me not to, he has a very stiff heart, i think of terminating the pregnancy and quiting the marriage, he has a tough heart and im afraid i may not be able to live the rest of my life with him, he is not willing to apologise for slapping me please Nairalanders help me handle this matter.[/b]

For the people who cant read!!!!!!!!!!

**osisi:
didn't even bother with the clip,shows how deranged the poster is.
a cobra and a chld is supposed to be entertaining.
see how random it was

No Osisi this is the mindset of a wifebeater.

luvinhubby:
STB-McCANN, one of Nigeria`s biggest marketing agency has the following words as their company slogan " TRUTH WELL TOLD". Go and shower may mean something else with a different tone. It`s not as simple as some see it.

And so?

even if she screamed it at him can he not scream back at her.  And tell her not to be so rude?

Must he dish her TWO slaps? what next a kick to the pregnant belly or will he go in for the choke hold?

Iranu on top of capital oshi

The level of stupidity on here right now is too much.  I didnt realise Nairaland had so many potential wife beaters.

David why are you asking him is he even a real man?

davidylan:
Do men have any responsibility in marriage at all?

luvinhubby:
America has flushed Africa out of Nigerian ladies, ,so the woman should now dominate a man, incredile !!!  ejikwam okwu oooo!!

You need to stop being senseless.

Osisi can you please tell her she doesn't need to listen to the motherfuckers telling her she needs to apologise.

Could he not shout at her? Must he slap her? And while she is in a delicate position.  This is outrageous and disgusting no one should be hitting anybody.  

Respect must be mutual.

He was so beautiful.

I love them

Leave her alone 4play LOL

I know shes killing us!!!!!!!!!

OMG Hilarious

Im with Ebony on this one. My tub is scrubbed everyday!

**osisi:
Office toyota corolla you say abi?
una get official car and you're talking
You people are really enjoying
that your little man cute no be small.
I'm sure he got it from his mother

Its so funny when a child becomes a success in life you fadas want to come and smile and shake hands like you did shit. Im sorry ALL men must babysit, wash,clean,feed,talk,educate their children. No excuses.

LOVE IT!

DEAD

debosky:
Now now kiddies - no insults or I will have to hit the big DELETE button again k?

PS - this shouldn't be turned into a stephenP adoration thread either.  

HATER! LOL you know its all fun some people just cant take jokes.

I love the gifs LMAO
I think my fave was the pole dancing one

biina:
@poster
You need someone (hopefully your wife) to take pity on you, and bitch slap the living daylights out of you.
Anyways, I won't blame you, rather the fault lies with your parents, who didn't abort your pregnancy after a few days, but let you grow up to be such a stupid fellow.
I reminisce of the days of military regimes, and the associated firing squad. Someone like you should be lined up and shot. oloriburuku somebody!!!

I don die o!!!!!!!!!

DaPhoenix:
I think you have been spending wayy too much time with my man.

Can you blame me?

Temper temper children!

whitelexi:
I sense alot of personal agro coming from your post, there's no need to get worked up. I just made a point, the fact that it doesn't appeal to u doesn't make it sour. . . The fact that it has not worked in a few cases doesn't make it impossible. There are many women today who would gladly grab polygamy with both hands.

And dont make it look like polygamy favours the men, it also favours women who'd rather know who their hussy is with at every moment

You are wrong is favours women who are so fedup with the crap they get from men they need a sperm donor. But due to culture and saving face they lay claim on being someones 15th wife they start breeding and go about their bussiness all under the guise that they are "Marriage" and have an ADE ORI.

Best Female Poster TOH aka KARMA, DaPhoenix,Tpia (shes a warrior been in many wars) Ikamefa

Best Male Poster 4play (loves to play the arse) David,Debosky Stephenp

Nicest Member Gabby

Best Newbie (Registered in January 2009) PASS or maybe I can pick Morenike aka Ebony Im sure shes had to re-register already this year

Classiest Member Karma (strictly dont f u c k with her)

Member Who Should Post More Often Myself

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Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good Parent and Lover Now/In The Future Stephen P hes a sweetheart a good listener and I would lick liquid chocolate off his entire body ANYDAY! Tpia shes not afraid to be different

Most Popular Member Tope2000 shes like a bike everyone has had a go.

Most Comedic Member 4play, Debosky,Doyin13

Most Predictable Member Sauron you can always predict he will come out with some sexist bull

Best Thread Maker Daphoenix (I will be back with others)

Worst Thread Maker HotFunmi not so much now but before we would always knock heads

Wittiest Member 4play David (Jesus that man has wit and it can be painful as well sometimes) Debosky

Biggest Flirt Tope2000, Doyin13 is all over it like a rash

The bank just opened a branch in the UK. So whats the problem?

But do you know that this bank has just opened a branch in the UK after FSA approval?

Honestly Sisterwoman I think you of all people should be able to understand why this woman is cheating and what advice she may need.

I feel sorry for the poster this is a sticky situation and its very easy for us to all point fingers and condemn your Aunt to hell but unless you catch her in the act I suggest you stay silent. And maybe put some distance between you and your aunt if you feel uncomfortable.

sistawoman:
If you read all of my posts you will note I say:

The bolded part above implies that I (Sistawoman) Dont believe in cheating.

How is that a woman w/o morals.

Reading is fundamental and comprehension is essential.

I am saying just about the exact same thing as saturnjay.

If you know me then you know that I believe everything done in the dark will come to light.  If her husband does not know of her cheating ways then he will find out in due time.

This is why me and sistawoman fight *cough*

SISTERWOMAN DID YOU NOT CHEAT ON YOUR FIRST HUSBAND FOR MANY MANY YEARS?? HMMMMMMMMM

You see where these over the top useless Born again fake Christians get you! They act like they are sinless.

Look lady I suggest you run to Daddy ASAP he will be angry and say I told you so but at the end of the day he loves you because you are his child.
I laughed and almost cried when I read the bit about him beating you up infront of a guest is this guy deraged?

At the end of the day we can talk but its your decision.

I wish you all the best.

benedictac:
Thank you mohawkchic, i am very emotionaly attached to the boy that is one. b4 we got married the issued had been settled during our marriage counseling we agreed that the boy will leave with us after wedding.

i requested for a househelp which he refused. i also asked if i could get his nice to leave with us and he also refused then he said that i should go and bring my son not becoz he wanted him as a househelp. His reason was that he wasnt ready for any house help/madam probs and all that.

B4 our wedding till now he has been payin his school fees and i send any other thing i can send but for the school it has been his responsibility i thank God for that.

Besides, i dont like his leaving conditions. he leaves with his grandma who is above 70years of age i know she has really been of help but i just need him.

I think and believe he loves my son as his. men are generally jealous when you pay much attention to your children even if they are the producers of these children.

This is where i am confused coz u really cannt understand men.

I suggest if your husband does not want a house help he must do chores himself. Your son is a child and must be treated as a child whether or not your husband gave birth to him or not. At the end of the day your son myabe be better off with his grandmother. He did not ask to be born you gave him an invitation letter to come and join you on planet earth and for many years of his early life you have ignored him to "MOVE ON" with your life which is very very common amongst us Nigerians.

benedictac:
Thank you all i have really leant alot from your various posts but my challenge now is that:

i had a child out of wedlock who will be 7 this year and now i am married, my hubby has requested i bring the child to help me at home that he doesnt like house helps. Now how do i face it as in i have not been with this child for about 6years.

[b]i think i own him that motherly love that i have dennied him in the past [/b]but how do i do all these and still not make my hubby feel bad that my attention is shifting to my son as we are still trusting God for our own child.

Pls i really need good advice.

Look I suggest you are honest and you think hard because you will only live to regret if this innocent child is maltreated by you or your husband.

isuomo:
My daughter who turns 7 in 3 weeks was being bullied in school in London at the age of 5, she complained to me a few times and my wife had a word with the teachers but it continued i then took my daughter out one weekend to London Aquarium and i spoke to her at length (please dont think a 5year old is too young to be spoken to) during the train ride and advised her to give the boy a good going over knowing fully well my girl is the tallest in her class anyway, i explained to her that she must not be coming home to tell mum and dad of such things again and must learn to stand up for herself.
About a month after, we got a letter from the school that we should come in and i went to see the school head who informed me that my daughter gave a boy a black eye and the boy is off school i simply told the head to check her records and find out how many times during that term has my wife come in to complain about bullying my daughter and nothing was done about it i then informed her that i should be contacting my solicitors to write the school and warn them of the consequences of their incompetence. Maybe she thought i was kidding, 4 days later my solicitors wrote the school and theatened to take legal action if nothing was done; the school head beat a retreat, wrote me a 3 page letter apologising and promising that the boy will be kept under watch from now on and also admitted that indeed other kids had complained about Jamie.
I dont like violence but in my daughters case we were at our wits end because we know that she is not someone to be messed with but at the same time she wont hurt a fly today she is in her school council as the representative of her year.

Fantastic GO DADDY!!!!!!!! lol