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This is so funny Debo CLAIMED he could not write!

Warra hell!!! That was so yummy I loved it. You left us on a cliff hanger.

Ok Stephen has spoken its Anger then. Hmmmmmmmm

thanks babe!

laughed out loud here

The Dream will have to change his song from "Falsetto" to "Lothario oh oh oh"

Thanks hun.
Sorry its long people

FEAR

It was not always like this.  When me and Tunde first started out it was pure heaven.  We couldn’t keep our hands off each other and every second we spent together just wasn’t enough. He was a little over protective but I felt comfort and love.
We moved in together 6months after we started dating.  My mother was not happy at all but she couldn’t say much apart from
“If it happens don’t get an abortion!”

A month into moving in together things changed.  He said work had got stressful lately the day he smashed a plate in a rage because I didn’t answer his call.  The plate narrowly missed my head.
“Tunde !!!” I screamed
“I'm sorry. Oh my God baby?” He ran and held me
We didn’t talk about that incident again. I buried it in the back of my mind.
3months passed nothing. Then one day I had to stay late after work to finish up on a stock take.  As I was leaving the office I walked passed my managers door. 
“Thats me done for the night Patrick.  Everything’s in order Laura just needs to fax it all off to head office in the morning” I sighed as I told him
“What would we do without you?” He smiled back at me.  He rubbed his temples.
“I’m done here as well. Wait up I’ll drop you to the station” He made a move to put some files away
“Oh no don’t worry I don’t want to take you out of your way” I told him
He didn’t listen and he dropped me to the station.  I gave him a peck on the cheek as I got out of his car.  Good old Patrick he was close to 60 now but he worked like he was still 21.  Never too busy to listen to what you had to say or help out.  Good old Patrick.

“Tunde?” I called out as I shut the front door
There was no answer. Maybe he was upstairs.  I called again.  No answer.
A slight panic came over me.  He should of been home hours ago.  I checked my phone as I slowly walked up the stairs to check if he had sent me a message. Nothing.  The bedroom light was on.  My heart was in my throat as I pushed the door open.  He was sitting at the desk.
“God Tunde you scared me I have been calling-“
“Where have you been?” he cut me off and spun round.  There was a look of pure anger on his face I had only seen that look once the day he threw that plate.

I was annoyed at this stage.  I dropped my bag on the bed and began to take off my Jacket.
“I was at work doing stock take I told you remember!” I snapped
“YOU were doing stock take?” he asking looking confused
I stopped undressing.  Was he ok? I looked at him puzzled.
“ WHO WERE YOU WITH! “ He bellowed
“I was at work” tears welled up in my eyes what was happening?
I moved towards him and touched his arm and pulled him to face me
“Tunde whats going on?”
He recoiled in disgust. 
“ I can smell his fucking aftershave on you!!!”
“what are you talking about? Who? I'm not cheating on you please stop this your scaring me!”
He grabbed my arm in a vice like grip and pulled me slowly towards him
“You a fucking liar” He bought his face close to mine.
His eyes were bloodshot his nostrils flared.  “I CAN SMELL HIS AFTERSHAVE!!!” He screamed into my face.
“Let go of me!” I tried free my arm.  I couldn’t understand what was happening my heart was racing as I broke into a sweat.
“Tell me the truth.  Only you and your boss stayed late tonight I saw Dina she told me everything no one stayed later just you and him”

I had to calm him down damn that Dina I could just imagine her and her smutty humour.
“Tunde listen you know Patrick is very good to me I just stayed behind  to help.  But you already knew that”
“WHAT I KNEW WAS THAT YOU LIED TO ME AND SAID YOU HAD STOCK TAKE AT WORK!” He roared
“ I did. I swear it” I was sobbing now
“Tunde please your hurting me.
“Why are you making me do this?” He bent his head and started sobbing

All of a sudden he started to pull me towards the bed.  All my pleading and shouting did nothing as he pushed me down on the bed and held me there. 
I was petrified not knowing who this was or what he would do next.  He held me down with one hand and began fumbling with his trousers.
Oh my God.
I could hear myself screaming no please stop but nothing.  He slipped his belt from his trousers.  The first blow silenced me.  It was the shock more than anything else.
“Oya tell me the truth” He had his arm raised
“ Theres nothing to tell I swear it to you!!” I screamed

His blows rained down all over my body one caught my face.  I felt a huge welt come up across my face. Blow after blow rained down on me.  I kicked and thrashed like a wild dog trying to get free.  I delivered a blow to his groin.  He doubled over in pain.  I ran for the door.  He ran after me.  I would not make it to the stairs.  I ran into the bathroom and pushed the bolt home.

THUD  he kicked the door
“Open the frigging door bitch”
THUD
“I'm going to break it down!”
THUD
I curled up into a ball on the cold bathroom floor and felt relief.  The coldness against my torn flesh.
I sobbed my heart out.  No one would come to help me.
THUD
“OPEN IT!”
My heart was racing like mad as fear shook me to my very core I wanted to pee myself. Not  one thought made sense.
THUD

It wasnt always like this.
The door can off the hinges and he lunged at me.

Please guys use paragraphs to break up the text!

When I see a block of text I dont read it because I panic and think OMG its too much!

Thanks!

I would like to write about ANTICIPATION.

please guys give your themes! But make sure they make sense

Stephen is handling that.

Whatever Debo we all know what you like to handle!

David Im not discussing this with you on here ok!

Does the child not have your oversized head?

During labour my aunt grabbed her husbands pee pee and hissed "This is the cause of all this"  she was in so much pain!  

Thank you karma

Seriously Stephen Im speechless. Beautiful

LMAO@Stephen! Mr Rumpy pumpy 24/7

Life changing moment

“Bear down!” he said.
Bear down? Was he fucking mad!
“argh” I panted the pain seized me again.
“Your doing well Mrs Ade” the midwife smiled up at me

The hell was she doing anyway staring at my vagina. The grip of pain relaxed
David rubbed my shoulders.
There is was again a vice like grip

“Just leave me jare” I shock him off
The contraction grew stronger I seized his hand.
Ok Mrs Ade your doing very well we can almost see the head

“Push”
Push? if I push any harder I will shit myself.
“I cant“ I whimpered
“Yes you can darling push please” David pleaded I wanted to punch his face in!
“Push ko shove ni the hell do you think Im-AHHHH!”
“good girl keep pushing I can see the head”

David squeezed my hand tears welled up in his eyes.
Again and again I was seized by the pain my head thrashed back and forth.  What kind of dumb motherfucker didn’t take pain relief.  Me. 
I was swearing so much I felt like laughing and crying at the same time. Is this what my mother went through all those times?  God forgive me all the pain I may have caused her.
My baby was coming. God I want this to be over Im going to shit myself any second
Good girl one final push and the head will come out” nurse said

“Your doing so well” David lowered his head as tears fell down his cheeks.  Weak man this was all his doing.  Shaky shaky 27/7 now look!
“ARGH!!!!!!! Bleep!” I yelped
“The heads out” the midwive announced.
“Your almost there” She smiled up at me
Touch your baby’s head.  She guided my hand I felt warm water roll down my face.  Was I crying?  The head was damp and sticky
Oh here is comes again the massive wave of pain to wash over me.
“One more push that’s all” She declared
I wish she would shut up I was trying!

And then it came one final time.  And time stopped the baby shot out looking bruised gray and like a wrinkled prune.  It was blue!
David was wailing by this stage I was just watching everything in slow motion.  David cut the cord.
Was that my child screaming like this?
They laid him on my chest I looked up confused.  Mine?
Congratulations you have a beautiful son.

Holy Mary mother of Jesus.  

Ruby that was hot  

Negro I fear you!  And they say hell hath no fury like a Negro scorned.

Stephen you can put those moves on me ANYTIME  

Oya start then and give us peace

Hmmm Doyin well done.  Viagra?

Excuse me Ruby Pearl the topic is Life changing experience!

Do with it as you will

LMAO!

Well done Negro I trust you sha!

Keep them coming everyone.

Yeah Life changing experience is very broad we can all write many angles.

LOL@Karma regulating the topic LOL yes ma!

LOL@Karma we are sisters O just watch your boyfriends

Debo Debo Debo

That was so good! WOW!

Abeg Madamn Finch!

Your not into sex or erotica yet. . . . Ha! I love young girls like you. Can't wait for you to get turned out!