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PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Dines With Aliko Dangote And john Oyegun At Lagos Event by laffwitmi: 11:26pm On Dec 06, 2015
Shut up, go and learn abt power!!
Gboskee:
i'm convince you're a teenager and if wrong then a retard 20s...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Summons Emergency FEC Meeting On Monday by laffwitmi:
Dont mind d wailer,he is born to wail!!
simpleseyi:
Did you wailer read the part below from the report?

He said “in the past decisions on such matters as purchasing of cooking stoves and waste bins were discussed at FEC.”

So, cooking stoves and waste bins were the very important issues that Goatluck Jonascam and the world bank fraudster Okonjo-Iwealla discusses with governors and ministers at FEC meeting.
PoliticsRe: N2.1bn Arms Money Scandal: What I Know About EFCC Probe Of Dokpesi — Lawyer by laffwitmi: 2:18pm On Dec 02, 2015
STOP that, he called u wailer. You are still wailing !!!
bilulu:
zombie spotted
PoliticsRe: Tinubu In Bayelsa Ahead Of Governorship Election (Photo) by laffwitmi: 9:04am On Dec 02, 2015
He knows how to deal with them
chukwudi44:
Death don de hungry am!! He better not mess with these ND militants!! Those boys are not smiling.Seriously I wonder gives sylva the hope he even stands any chance in the election?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cancels Weekly FEC Meetings by laffwitmi: 11:20pm On Nov 29, 2015
embraced transformaaaahuhLol



mankan2k7:
Wetin concerns bubu consern meeting? Aboki will always be aboki. I hate change that was why I embraced transformation
PoliticsRe: Fayose Addresses Protesting Drivers In Ekiti (Photos) by laffwitmi: 7:32pm On Oct 14, 2015
But used batallion of soldiers to get the seat....
tosyne2much:
My governor is the only political leader in Nigeria who doesn't use batallion of soldiers when addressing the masses


The day I saw him at old garage in Ado-Ekiti, if not for his popularity, no one could ever thought he's the governor of a state, unlike other politicians who steal money, fly helicopter everywhere (even to their bedroom and toilet) and build the walls of their house more stronger than the wall of Jericho . This is because they know that curses are following them everywhere. They are so afraid of death that the body guards of an ordinary governor outweighs that of the world president (Obama)


Click like if you wish to be richer than Fayose
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Visits IDP Camp, Shares Food To Them (Photos) by laffwitmi: 12:32am On Oct 08, 2015
Your wahala for life...Nurse it till u die
jnrbayano:
A jean and T-shirt combo.

Western or Islamic?

shocked

Selective adherence to statutes.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Poll: Wada Meets Buhari, Seeks Level Playing Field by laffwitmi: 12:25am On Oct 08, 2015
Someone like you make Tinubu great...Thank you...Jagaban to sure,love always....
alaoeri:
Jagaban is about to extend his empire to Kogi, APC is winning & Audu's deputy is Tinubu's boy straight outta Lagos. cheesy
Politics aside, Kogi is in a sorry state.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Screening Of Ministerial Nominees Will Be Thorough by laffwitmi: 2:04pm On Sep 30, 2015
PoliticsRe: Buhari Pictured With David Cameron In New York by laffwitmi: 6:22am On Sep 28, 2015
E dey make u shit for body abiii grin grin grin grin
igboboy3:
Government of photography
PoliticsRe: Buhari Shocks Longtime Friend, Rejects His Trailer Of Rams As Sallah Gift by laffwitmi: 4:53am On Sep 23, 2015
Continue wailing!!
Ezenwammadu:
Picture of the body odour rejecting the trailer of rams or it is a another APC LIE
PoliticsRe: Buhari Hosts Extraordinary ECOWAS Summit (Photos) by laffwitmi: 10:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
Better than your ogogoro master
Mogidi:
Wearing dark shades after getting high on kunu.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan To Omotola: You Wore What Your Daughter Should Have Worn (photos) by laffwitmi: 3:37pm On Sep 22, 2015
And she is getting it Lol
Shebarh:
She is trying to get attention undecided
RomanceRe: I Thought He Is A Friend, Now He Wants Sex For A Favour He Did by laffwitmi: 4:50pm On Sep 18, 2015
I doubt it if this story is genuine and age what mess did run into that you cant tell us here.Anyway the best thing is to tell your mum and raise the money for him.
RomanceRe: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by laffwitmi: 11:49am On Sep 17, 2015
Try to seduce him first....

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arriving At The Waterkloof Airforce Base For AU Summit (photos) by laffwitmi: 6:11pm On Jun 13, 2015
He is slow you are right but he is better the clueless...
coolhamid:
Still to see the change APC promised ...
I hope I won't regret voting this man because he has been travelling everywhere and kinda slow in his actions ...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Will Have The Last Laugh- By Gr8amechi by laffwitmi: 5:17pm On Jun 10, 2015
But nationally he boxed Gej Lol
ichoku2015:
You can't box him in a corner in Lagos but nationally he will be boxed in a bottle.
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Resumes Work As Speaker (photos) by laffwitmi: 4:17pm On Jun 10, 2015
Pdp is dead,tinubu killed pdp and sent Gej to Otuoke..lol
pBuhari:
this is what we want in Nigeria .

PDP will rise again
PoliticsRe: EFCC Reopens Subsidy Fraud Cases by laffwitmi: 11:05am On May 18, 2015
Efcc worst past Nigeria police now...
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Regret Voting Buhari– Former Military Governor, Nkanga by laffwitmi: 10:56pm On May 05, 2015
I'm regretting not voting for GMB...
Eyepencil:
Am already regreting voting that Baba one chance
PoliticsRe: Buhari Inauguration Committee: The "Credible" Members by laffwitmi: 9:09pm On Apr 24, 2015
With ur comment,it shows u never wish this man well....
henrysam:
Hmmm I continue to say one thing. Since Buhari has been doing it all alone. He had not won the presidential election.
He had to mingle with corrupt people to win this election after 4th trial.
It's a surprise to me when we expect much from Buhari.
Let us enjoy it while it last.
PoliticsRe: South East And South South Leaders Meet To Determine Faith In One Nigeria. by laffwitmi: 11:39am On Apr 24, 2015
If Nigeria is divided there will still be issues in each Division. Let work and live together as Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: How Rufus Akeju Coordinated The Rigging Of Oyo State Elections by laffwitmi: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2015
Redoil:
APC and their bags of tricks. You think we dont know how APC bribed rufus akeju behind the scene only for them to come out and start crying.
PoliticsRe: Supporters Protest APC Lawmakers Fresh Plot To Impeach Fayose. by laffwitmi: 10:04pm On Apr 17, 2015
Meaning you are clueless
dunkem21:
GEJ my Hero ..FAYOSE my role model grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: Labour To Shut Down Ekiti For Fayose As Group Writes CJN by laffwitmi: 2:53pm On Apr 17, 2015
U must be a 419.
tolexy007:
fayose our future presdent....by God grace.
PoliticsRe: Predict Who Will Win The Gubernatorial Elections In Your State! by laffwitmi: 4:55pm On Apr 09, 2015
Can you pls tell me why Lagos need change?
Chukwutobi:
Lagos needs change!

Therefore, JK will win in Lagos.

Final!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wins In Bayelsa by laffwitmi: 2:18pm On Mar 30, 2015
Who Is losing now?Lol
AndreRose:
Loosers will be loosers.
#TeamPDP
#GeJtill2019
PoliticsRe: The Presidential Candidate That Wins Lagos Tomorrow by laffwitmi: 11:26am On Mar 27, 2015
Sai Baba all the way
PoliticsRe: GEJ Hates The Yorubas Says This Newspaper Advert by laffwitmi: 10:45am On Mar 26, 2015
Abeg mention what Gej has done in sw,i dont know why we can't just be honest to ourself,we all know Gej govt is curropt...
vislabraye:
Propaganda at its best Gej has carried out so many projects in the sw so he can not be a hater of the Yorubas .
It is even the abokis that hate Yorubas more. Have you people forgotten June 12th?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Mocks APC Again Wit A New Advert On The Front Page Of Punch Newspaper(pic by laffwitmi: 4:15pm On Mar 25, 2015
This is what pdp supporters hate to hear.. whenever they hear this their hearts beat GBAM GBAM Lolz Sai Baba, Sai Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Troops Recapture Pulka, Borno State From Boko Haram by laffwitmi: 7:52pm On Mar 24, 2015
Apc are happy for ur information cuz 90% votes for Buhari...Thank you,we are very very happy...and let hail the Chad soldiers for this cuz without them nothing can be achieved...Our ogogoro president has weaken our soldiers...Sai baba...help me complete am,make u no vex oooh
Mogidi:
APC would not be happy at this news, they can no longer use "lack of security" to campaign.

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