redcliff:


Una mumu never do to move forward? Nigerians always retrogressing "forward". That is how everybody thinks Jonathan was a good option than Buhari forgetting that Jonathan was quite incompetent himself...

Olodo.

chiedozie198100:
All of u praising the western world to high heavens, just shows how shallow and your level of inferiority complex.
-who says people don't steal parcels in abroad.
-who says there are no car jackers in abroad.
-if that ur heaven is that safe, why do people have to buy guns then
-go to any Walmart n u'll see a list of missing persons pasted on the front of the store, mostly minors
-westerners are amazed that we have what is called OMUGWU where u have someone help u out when u have a baby, not in their culture
-mind ur business is causing depression n loneliness abroad, neighbors don't talk to each other
ETC.

naija get issues, but my dear we still have our humanity. overall we are better human beings compared to the whites.

enough of this kolomentality.

Oga. Everyone got his opinion. I can tell you that rural oyibo are communal and friendly unlike urban oyibo meanwhile naija get enough bad belle so tay minding your own business is now a safety tip.

400 million naira per kilometer. That is too much.

Felicity001:


Abeg where you from jump enter this thread self I just got to noticed the moniker is not common here, abeg how una take dey hear say them dey do give away for every thread self... Once somebody just post anything give away like this the next thing all of una go just gather like the flies of the desert shey nairaland dey tag una monikers with give aways?

My friend go hustle no shishi for you

Funny guy. You think 5k is money to me. I follow this thread everyday but don't comment.

Nothing like giveaway here, you threw a challenge, I proved you wrong now accept your loss. You no gree.

I don't need the money, I pay salaries and some of my staff are doing well.

Next time don't throw a challenge if you won't follow through with your promise.

Enjoy your 5k bro.

Felicity001:


Bros the challenge was not open to everyone ooh na so felicity001 don get money reach? All those names you guys mentioned self are not just gamblers but entrepreneurs.

The condition for the challenge was strictly for gambler no side hustle attached.

The innobet johnchrix mentioned invested the jackpot he w9n1into business had he continued to gamble with that money would he had remained a millionaire till date (that's if he's truly now self)

You dig now?? Johnchrix do you copy?? So no 5k for u failed to provide a proof that suit that condition.

Sorry to burst your bubble

See dodging. Tony Bloom made his money from gambling. Read the Sun's article on him.

Anyways you no wan pay you for talk am since.

Felicity001:


Provided its still valid and authentic... Fire down

Oga shey you don check to confirm?

Felicity001:


You fail bro... Try again.
Owner of what?

Nna Don't dodge just say you don't want to pay.

Google Tony Bloom.

GeneralZodd:



Gambling can make someone miserable and wretched in life. Say No to it.

You can't beat the Bookies in a longtime. They will surely take back every winnings in a short time.

I never said gambling is good. I only answered his question to win 5k.

ThothHermes:
Arrogance
SMH

It is not arrogance. The question is valid and true. How many of them did that?

Felicity001:




He's a gambler
Got wealth through gambling,
still gambling
and still wealthy while gambling?

All of una wey dey say una don chop my hard earn 5k make una read that line well again ooh...

Tony Bloom. Owner of Brighton is a professional gambler even till date.

When can I get my 5k

Gamesmart:


Creetin, am I the mumu that illiterate Nigerian soldiers fooled?

Who is the one with a low IQ when animals that could not pass SSCE fooled you?

Sick Mofo suffering from low IQ-naisis and bad luck idiocy thanks to being grand patron of mumuland association of stupid idiots.

Hope the madness and cretin-ology isn't expanding towards permanent mumurity. Heck who cares.

Meanwhile when are joining the unfortunate bandits?

We want to read about you in the news.

Gamesmart:


Sand-papered brain, why do you not reason before you vomit your stupidity?

And you are the one saying others have low-IQ?

Nna your mumurity is grade a. All the low IQ fools in mumuland are like see our role model showing us how to be stupid.

Guy I can only watch and laugh. Meanwhile which of the bandit groups are you joining?

Is it the Nassarawa or Niger bandits because air force planes have been frying them with serious machine gun fire.

Join and tell us how you low IQ self with a miserable life escaped with serious injuries.

Mumuland brand ambassador.

Gamesmart:


This is how mooorons try and defend their stupidity.

I should go and find the evidence to prove your stuupid assertion, not you bring it?

Sand-papered brain!

Slow poke. Your low IQ brain tells you to first insult before making your point because you allowed someone to shit inside your Brain and pour garbage to make it smell like a rotten corpse.

Join bandits and wait to see whether low flying planes can fire machine guns.

Idiot from mumuland.

Gamesmart:


Foolishness!

Machine gun fire?

People see machine gun fire and stay at the same spot as if they are looking at the rainbow?

How come they are not scattered while they are running for their lives?

Ignoramus. Look for fighter jet documentary. Different weapons are attached. If you want to know whether machine guns fire from war planes ry work, join the bandits and let low flying plane attack your position.

If you survive it come and tell us here.

NwaNimo1:
This looks staged......


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So a bomb from above left no crater, hit bandits bunched together like sardines, and left no evidence of their weapons?

Air raids can be machine gun fire not necessarily bombs or missiles.

Ladyhart:

Thank you.

Be careful who you run to online for jobs. Remember the Akwa Ibom girl last year?

My golden rules:

Always make people regret messing with you.

Be vindictive. Once callous people know you will come for them if they mess with you, they will think twice before trying nonsense.

Ofodirinwa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kSLiVZrX0

enough is enough

You don ever see Windhoek or Capetown?

Abuja and Lagos are lagging, no need to brag about any town or city in Nigeria.

Cold go catch you the day you see Algiers or Tunis aerial view.

I thought it was former delta state governor when I first heard the name.

zicoraads:
You're insulting the lady, but you're evidently foolish. Going through the thread it looks like you're not a teacher, looks like you used that to see her reaction or test her. I even saw a comment where another e-diot said he'll use the same format on a lady who has been 'disturbing' him.

It's not hard to see why the lady rejected you to be honest. It's also not hard to see why the thread has attracted so many e-diots.

So many e-diots excluding you?

ahnie:
If na me be the girl I go block you for life....what if them owe you seven months salary,how you go take,take care of me?

Nobody wants a liability.

What if they pay him well and don't owe salaries did you also think of that?

Nobody wants a liability i.e someone looking for others to take care of them without them having anything to offer.

I pray you block him if he turns out to be a very rich guy.

BSsniffer:


Having a good command of English isn't a metric for having an interesting write-up, anyone with common intelligence would clearly understand what he's saying.

Not everyone. Clarity in communication is sacrosanct.

Skyclub14:
Please how much does an average low key lawyer charge to represent me in a case of assault if I am the victim ? Thanks I’m advance guys

Like I said earlier assault is a criminal offence so you don't need to sue. The police can handle it once you can prove it.

As for those jokers and empty heads who are commenting senselessly, it is unfortunate that life throws such harmful and useless people our way. Look beyond it and search for answers.

Thank God for Google.

Assault is a criminal offence. You don't need a lawyer to prosecute the case.

All you need is evidence of the offence and a police complaint and the matter can be charged to court at the police expense.

Who carried out the assault and where did it happen?

greencard:
Many people love the idea of marriage but the bad news they keep hearing is distancing them from the idea.

Some especially the redpillers may claim defiance ,but deep within they wish to settle down, but they just don't know with whom

I can't tell you who to marry, But I can advise you on whom not to marry

I- Never marry someone without the fear of God. It's dangerous.
They may fear you at your presence,maybe because of your economic power as their benefactor or because you may get upset and do them dirty if they wrong you. But don't underestimate their quick change if they finally get that which you offer them from somewhere else , then the fear of you diminished and they do what they wish . Cheat on you , blackmail you and of course divorce you.


2 ...Never marry someone that find it hard to forgive simple fault

I had to add simple fault, because if I say just forgive, then you might take him/her for granted and be doing anyhow. , because you know they will forgive after all. But in this context, I mean , don't risk marriage with someone who hold grudges for long and don't see reason to let go , who don't forgive easily but hold on to fault. You will see this singns during courtship, but if you are blinded by love, money, figure 8 or 6 packs. Marriage go clear your eyes

3 Don't Risk marriage with some one with too many opposing beliefs to yours

By opposing beliefs, I don't mean APC Vs PDP, they are almost the same thing, I mean, don't risk marriage with an extremist of any kind, except you two are extremist. If you are pro life and they prefer abortion, don't go there. If they laugh at the death of another person who is simply not their tribe or religion but they feel happy at it. That person is not sympathetic, he/she will laugh at you one day and you will hate yourself. Only you can properly tell the contrast. Just don't risk marriage with some one with too much opposite beliefs to yours.


4 don't marry a liar
Fooooool, you will see it o, but you will laugh and say but you can lie sha . Don't worry na, marry him/her . You go hear whin. You will always know where you stand with a womanizer, you will always know where you stand with a thief, but you can never know where to place yourself with a chronic LIAR. Don't say he doesn't lie to me sha, the breakfast go reach everybody one day and you will hate it that you were one of the many wise people he/she fooled

5. Don't marry a sadist
There are some things smiling and laughter can àvert , there are some things dancing and playing can repair, there are some things , cuddling and chiding can fix , but if you end up with a sadist . There is nothing I have to say to you than the LORD is your strength

6.. don't marry a nyph if you can't cope
At first you will think it's fun and you can match the game , but when e go over you , even the gods with their might and wisdom won't be able to settle the matter

7. don't marry out of pity
She came from a poor background so she must me humble and needy , Bros that should not be the main reason you should marry her. If I don't marry her who will? Let me just pity him cos he has been disturbing me, the boy try self . Me I pity you o. She doesn't have a helper let me help her by marriage, no go marry witch o

8. if there have been several warning signs, don't be stubborn, don't marry o
You may have noticed the signs , when they are with you, or in the dream or through your father or mother or friends or neighbor or strangers..
e get why o.
Don't follow your mumu heart o. You self reason am

Do you know the meaning of sadist?

Publicity stunt or lucky rebound?

peppermint7:

Idiot
Few lines of code wer I go write for program go feed you teh

Fool. I will hire you for your entire career with one year income.

peppermint7:

See as you de suffa
Drop that 2g phone and go find a hustle

Nna na correct 4g phone wey be say your salary for 1 year fit hear am.

Come and work for me, my hustle will settle your financial problems.

chiefobdk2:
admit ur mistake or lack of knowledge.. Tufiakwa

Admit you will work for me for peanuts.

Yuck!

peppermint7:
shut up

Your big mouth. I helped you finish your statement.

Safemoon:


Kill your envy.

This no Arik.na Igbo man we does things with excellence .so chill .

Air peace am not his fan,will grow from grace to grace victories to victories wins upon wins.

No amount of envy jelosy hate will bring him down.

Ehen if na Ibo man nko? Is it about tribe?

Question is will he tow the same line as Arik?

Meanwhile bow at my feet and apologize for being a tribal bigot.

post=108365692:

You kiss your disgusting @#$, enemy of progress, go and give yourself advice on how to manage your life and settle your debt in your area, you never manage yourself na to advice man non of your family member reach his level

You have already kissed my @#$ and you will always do so.

Now bow at my feet and beg me for crumbs.

When you're done i still have many more to feed you till eternity.