Vinnie2000:


Yeah, HIV is much.🙂

He can Still Fcvk but MUST use protection.

One thing about Benue Girls is that they DONT monetize their P*ssy.

They believe Sex is NOT a Big Deal and Give you Coochies without much hassles. 😊😎

So the flogging you meant is not with real koboko. It was with the wicked manhood bulala.

woginid967:


It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.

In your own mind you are giving good advise but the reality is you're talking balderdash.

Rest in peace sir.

TheFreshVanilla:
From celebrating irrelevant cooking record to applauding 1000+ university rank. Na morons full Nigeria.

Shey your papa follow Sha?

Kobojunkie:
If you say so then you shouldn't have any problem showing this to be the case by telling us some of what your pastor tells you as far as the topic, maybe holy living and hell.

It is not worth my effort. A sceptic will never understand nor try to understand.

By the way, I'm an Orthodox Christian.

Kobojunkie:
I am afraid that is a lie because if you research the tales your pastors feed you, you will be able to locate exactly when that theory/doctrine was first cooked up in the minds of men.

Whatever. Not every christian is deluded but if you think so, who cares.

My Church has always taught timeless truth till date. I hope these become rich on earth and successful in life but poor in Christ churches don't turn one day into pleasure centers.

Most people anyways won't go where the truth is taught so I guess we know why they are everywhere.

dkings101:
I got a court judgement last month for my tenant I took to court for repossession of my property. On the judgement, they were given till 19th of March to vacate my property and they still haven't vacated. How do I go about enforcing the court judgement?? I called a friend in the NPF and he said it is the duty of the bailiff to effect their eviction. This is my first time and I would like more light to be shed on this please. Thank you and wish you a happy new month and fruitful week ahead.

Go back to court, it is the work of the bailiff evict a tenant.

Ask the court clerk to direct you on what to do.

maestroferddi:
See this one...

When you struggle to string sentences together...

Awon butterfly feeling like a bird...

Shey you don comot hand?

Struggle to string sentences? Oh I forgot, Mr daft is speaking.

Small thinker - Mr I am better than you because I think I am fly.

Next thing is to ask people to worship you because your opinion is gold.

Learn to think critically and not nonsensically as you do. You think you're smart, but you're far from it.

maestroferddi:
I don comot hand for your mata....

How you no go comot hand. Make I use logical and critical thinking hammer you?

headboyprince:
dey play, Just dey play, its better to have even someone sleeping under the bridge is better than you living comfortable in Nigeria...

you think say Nigeria na country... ? nah...

it's a God-forsaken Zoo... ruled by animals in human skin...

many dogs in Europe have a better life than most Nigerians...

so shut your crappy mouth up... and stop consoling yourself because you no fit get visa...

You are very sick. What kind of evil talk is this.

maestroferddi:
You are wasting my time...

You may have to do some reading on connotative inferences...

You don't expect me to make everything mundane and prosaic just to be in sync with your wavelength...

The question is " is diasporan remittances very significant to Nigeria's GDP?"

And my answer is a definitive YES...

If you are unable to think out of the box on this, that is your problem....

Prove your theory with facts not egotism. Thinking out of the box is not critical thinking and you need critical thinking to see things as they are.

emmaodet:


Don't mind that idiot "Abroad Supremacists" attitude.
They feel all Nigerians at home are suffering and the ones abroad are the one feeding everyone at home. Without them, people at home will die.
Any small thing, they will quickly point out abroad people $25b remittance as if that is what is floating the economy here.
Many remittances are even from fraud(yahoo), drugs money that needs to be cleaned back into our economy. There is even a sizeable percentage of Nigerians working from Nigeria earning dollars like the IT guys working remotely likewise many people working outside the country but mandatorily must send money home.
I work outside Nigeria, likewise hundreds of Nigerians working in Qatar, Saudi etc offshore, guys working on LNG tankers and many more industries that earn in dollars and being paid into our Dom account.
Unlike the abroad guys that may likely not send money home in months probably saving, or servicing loans abroad or trying to pay for school fees, we working outside have no choice than to send our money home on monthly basis because our family is here, Nigeria is our final destination after few months of work so our own remittance is even constant. Whether we like it or not, we have to send it home.
If 1000 Nigerians are working outside and been paid $5000 each monthly, that is $5m monthly quietly without noise and 600m dollars yearly and this will be added to abroad remittance plus fraud/yahoo money plus drug cleaner money and so more yet abroad guys won't let us rest with remittances.

Yeah. Very irritating attitude. Local demand for forex for imports outstrips remittances by a mile. Majority of these importers are big time traders living in Nigeria with scores of businesses that patronize each of them.

Local trade and services generate 100s of billions of dollars per annum in revenue and the Nigerian economy is largely informal.

A lot of people (running into millions) do businesses that are not captured formally within the banking system and hence not included in GDP computations.

Even CBN alluded to this out of 3.3 trillion in circulation less than 500 billion was within the banking system hence why they tried to impose cashless policy.

A lot of millionaires doing business without paying tax but spending it locally. Remittances cannot match these in any way.

emmaodet:


It is not relatives abroad.
No one will be sending you money monthly for your upkeep. No one.

I am close to these people and I know it is not relatives.
Do you actually think it is interesting sending money to people on monthly basis?
Many people are making money in Nigeria, you better don't be deceived with the harshness of the economy.
How they do it, I don't know.

Don't mind the clown. Any opportunity to show that Nigerians abroad are the ones supporting Nigerians at home he will quickly jump to start spewing rubbish.

The remittances from abroad is less than 4% of GDP so how does this make sense?

To answer you, a lot of people do undercover runs in naija. Some are legit, others are not but don't underrate many people who have jobs, their job is a front to access contracts and side hustles that brings them cool cash on the side.

They won't share their secret because they don't want to lose their privilege.

But not all are legit.

Take lecturer job

You can learn all these for free on YouTube or even Nairaland if you are smart and patient.

Duplik8t77:
bro my partner just increased my remittance fee from 30k to 35k. I guess it is cos I remit frequently without stories. I am torn between returning the car and continuing with the car. Started using the car November last year. Talmabout alot of drivers are even offering to pay him 40k weekly.

Don't have this mindset it is bad. Remitting on time without stories will not make him look for another driver to work with especially as you know many people will gladly take your place and even pay 40k. If you still make something for yourself then hang in there till something better comes.

Security in area is ok.

Rent is 320,000 per year. The room is spacious, location is quiet and peaceful.

The apartment is in new compound, quiet neighborhood.

Make sure you let him before he starts spending his money on you.

Hopealivee:
This is getting worse

Africans don't know how to manage power.

I predict that someone will buy lots of fancy cars after winning Kogi Governorship election.

Proudlyngwa:

Then u don't know SARS

Oga yo don't know SARS. They have no legal authority to prosecute fraud cases. If they do so, it is breach of their mandate.

Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.

Jury in Nigerian court? Guy drop this lie more over SARS don't do fraud cases. They are strictly into armed robbery and kidnapping.

It is karate not Tai chi. Tai chi moves ate slower and meditative.

Seagodess:
You are very very mad sorry to say that.. And you sound very lazy.. sorry to Say that too. My neighbor left Nigeria to u.k February with her children.. she's doing care givers and last time we spoke.. she just complained about the hours she has to work but she said... my sister.. money dey Here if you no lazy.. so oga you are lazy.. very very lazy.. pls come back to Nigeria nonsense. Plz if you have anyone that can help me with age reduction before I register my nysc pls let's talk..I don't have waec just neco and All my documents are carrying age below 30 it was an error during jamb registration.. thanks

You're calling someone mad but see how you expressed yourself like a lunatic.

You're trying to forge documents to reduce age which is a crime and You're foolish enough to do so publicly.

Lunny, dully and silly.

Pdp

Good morning Nairaland.

There are many good answers to this question but this is my humble submission. It doesn't have to be like this:

Q1: Because this position will afford me the opportunity to build skills and acquire valuable work experience in line with my career goals.

Question 2: I am a good fit because I have not only met the requirements for the position but
I have also built up necessary soft skills that will make my pursuit of excellence through this job a rewarding experience for all persons I come in contact with in the course of discharging my duties.

In addition, I possess a strong drive to express the best version of myself in this position.

They are meant to be worshipped. If you criticize them then you have sinned and must go to hell.

Pastors are holy and should be seen as sinless.

Good morning.