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Pls can sum1 help me ask larride what WISDOW means?

larride: Say you wet for bed again.

If i hear...

MC Dumexx: U̶̲̥̅̊'re truly smart. One luv!

Na so

bunmioguns: my very good frd. . . Olaitan. .u will be my Bestman dt day. .

nah probs. I dey kakaraka

larride: Wetin concern me for my wife mattter abi wetin u dey talk

the last tym i checked, she say u no get money to buy ring.

ezzy-e:
THE GREATEST MATHEMATICIAN ON PLANET EARTH!!!

MR. ADENUGA OF YEAR 200 SET OF SANYA GRAMMAR SCHOOL, IJESHA SURULERE, WHEREEVER U ARE MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION
CONTINOUSLY FOR BRINGING ME FROM "GRASS TO GRACE" IN MATHS AS IT WERE!!!

GOD BLESS U ALWAYS!!!

weeps.....................

y a u weeping?

Wetin b ur own?

larride:

This joke must hav suffered 4rm excessive exposure to the sun. Y he cum dry like dis?

No mind larride. He dey sensitively and sentimentally unbalanced... OP means Oga Poster

Wetin

larride: If i hear

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N.b. If you can't yourz, pls notify us. Thanks.

MOGUL.O:
012045432154566778jhggyt678761

ABOVE IS HER personal number.... try and call now

hahahaha. Na international number?

Na everybady wan join celebrate Akporz, be it with fyn joke or saltles one lyk dis. Mtcheeeeew!!!

Pls. Is this vicky? Pls can i hav her number?

See as ur face be lyk idiagbon and obasanjo join together

Gone are those days when you have to find the value of x or y under the influence and orientation of cane. We have mathematics teacher who are mostly strict in all theories. They believe u must knw mathematics at al cost and as such cause sum students to love the subjects while sum hate it more.
But not all the mathematics teacher then are cane oriented. Different strokes 4 different folks.
What single word would u love so much to use in describing your secondary schl mathematics teacher?

See dis Akpos junior! Isi azu

Dis vicky fine die o.

Lagusta: Look am, see as your beer beer dutty like herbert macaulay own...

See as ur stomach be lyk sani abacha own.

This is total killing of english.

Isi ewu.

234GT: The yoruba man could claim that he added some fertilizer to the water he used to water his plant during the rain. The igbo man could claim he was practising for a javelin event in the coming olympics, so he needed to sharpen his throwing skills. I cant think of an excuse for the hausa man, so he is the most foolish of the three fools.

Hmmmmm! 9ja no dey carry last! See 9ja strategy. At al at al na draw

bunmioguns: P.u.s.s.ybaby or wetin be ur name, does dis looks like a Joke?

lol. Diz z d original joke.

dvdon: NIGERIA DISASTER LEAGUE:
The season started with a lot of
suprises
as FUEL SUBSIDY FC came from
relegation to top the
table through a powerful shot
from the team captain GEJ. But not
so long,
the BOKO
HARAM FC played desperately,
striking powerful shots 4rm all
angles and
topped d table 4 more than
5 months. Before we could notice
it, the
DANA AIRLINE FC fought fiercely,
but only topped the league
3weeks before BOKO HARAM
decided
to go on top again like Barcelona.
In a
short time
the FLOOD FC unexpectedly took
over the league. But recently and
presently a relegated team ALUU
FC a.k.a
(uniport 'four') came out from
nowhere winning all their
matches to contend for the top
position
with FLOOD FC, but FLOOD FC is still
leading with goal aggregate.
This season tough ooo! I wonder
which team will come up again or
win the league
before the year runs out.
I will keep u guys updated.
This is ur 9ja super
sports News.

Lmao. No b small tin

Ajibel: kpoi kpoi
tubalala
kpoi kpoi
tubalala
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubala
tubala
kpoi kpoi kpoi
*anthem of the madman as i march into the bar*

Which grade be dis madness? Raw or finished?

Child abuse is when you ask a 8-yr-old child to hawk heavy wares. But Phone abuse is when you use a nokia 3310, 2626, 2610, 1100, omo ode de, ayeloyun, o tanna ko tanna, to call, message or chat with Blackberry bold, curve, torch, iphone and other big phones...lol #gbam#

Yeeeee! I die o! Pepper don enta my eyes o! I wan make one lady cum help me blow am. Abeg

2012/2013 WASSCE GOVERNMENT QUESTIONS...

1. Define Iluminati...
.
2. Mention 10 nigeria iluminatees in each of the following areas.
i. Football
ii. Nollywood
iii. Musical industry
iv. Government.

Each question carries equal marks. Total mark = 100.

. Good Luck

Lmao. Even messi sef na illuminati, that z y he no dey frown anyhw... Van persie and rooney na illuminati. That z why them no fat and no tall too much.
Walcott na iluminati, thatz why they gv am speed sense but no futbal sense. L WKMD...
All of una sef don turn illuminatees.

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

Dis kin motor wey u talk sef no dey uk. Not to talk of 9ja. By the way how many steering the car get? For your mind. U don 4get say na bank PHB first dey nurse this kin ambition... Be careful make wetin happen to them no happen to u... Lol

Why are people so full of beef? Have u 4gotten the principle of individual difference? He can't be what u want him to be bcuz he is himself.
Moreso, society only celebrate those who had made their life worthwhile... Why dnt u try making that your own life worth its while and see if u wnt be a celebrity...
For those of you that got nothing good to say about this guy, it shows u hav nting gud to do... Why dnt u try calling mtn call center 180? I am sure they would entertain u 4 1 hr b4 answering u.
Simpletons.

Chineke! I can see only one question but 3 words! Correct yourself b4 u corrupt us with ur sour use of english even in the cause of trying to beef...

kodeblurr: 3 questions please... Who is dbanj