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BARBERING?? I need to cönsult my oxford dictionary. New word

At the end of the day. Them go say Lagusta write waec 10 times. He no make english and literature. Hw he go make am with write ups like this?

HerexG :
My Landlord's Son won a 10 million
naira lottery, kept the money inside
a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a
tree, buried the money,snapped the
spot and the tree with a camera and
decided to travel to London. As he
was on a Plane helding to London,
he brought out the picture from the
camera, stared at it and was shocked
to see a guy on top of the tree
smiling.

That is what i refer to as misallocation of persönal funds. Lmao! U try

AK 48: First of all.


















Introduction.
My name na Ak 48,I ve watched silently @ those who parade themselves as the joke king,presido and vice president,when there is notin funny about all their jokes since more than 5yrs on naira.

Like the saying goes,evil thrive wen the good guys keep quiet.

For a start,here is a tip of my jokeberg.




1.If fight dey hungry you, and you be stammerer..just go tell a Yoruba Woman say "Your Toe is Big"


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Lol. I am sure this joke wil get u a green collar job as the gateman of nairaland companies. And u want to be president with this? Guy be urself. Stop d 4king beef.

In yoruba language.... We call a fool so many names. Ode, dindinrin, oponu, afofungbemu, akindanidani, dejo, akindinrinrin.
What are the names you call a FOOL in your own native language?

If only... If only... Wenger... If only...

sats: u r advised to be nice, my post wasnt even directed at u ... typical nigerian

My guess is you are from Afghanistan.

Sugarcane + Suya.

sats: its his birthday, isnt dat so nice, sweet and lovely ... ow is dat a joke?

see u. Jealousity dey worry u. U hav neva bin celebrated 4 once. This is d most handsome joke thread i hav eva seen. We are talking about nairaland banning and unbanning monster celebrity here. U dig that? If u dnt lyk it, take a hike. #wipes sweat# he don make me overvex.

CrazyMan: Happy birthday danny...I wish you success...remain blessed.

Hw can a crazyman be wishing a sane man happy birthday?

CAPTAIN T: im go become the ram

Ur papa?

Where dis bushpig allocator? Bin gbagbo...
GBAGBO IN YORUBA MEANS TAKE MARIJUANA.

Pop palmwine! Hbd. Drank as much as u can!

I just siddon dey imagine d past. I com think reach wetin happen between Abraham and him pickin isaac. Nna mehn! Father carry pickin for on top firewood wan use am 4 burnt offering. He remain small make he kill am na im he see 1 ram wey im horn don lock 4 bush. He come free Isaac kill ram.
Hmmm! If na u your papa wan use as offering b4 lyk that wey he no cum use u again. Wetin u go do am?

Remii: kanna kanna - YORUBA (dodo dodo)

POINT OF CORRECTION... The sound is "rere mimi"

toygod2: Akpors is growing and ll finish growing 2mao. Cant u see d head?

lol?

bunmioguns: *sees him coming with his lawyer nd picks up his race*

Hmmm!! Friendy friendy. Whch one be pick UP race again? Anyway sha... MATHEMATICS YOU DOES... ENGLISH YOU BORROW!!!

NEW BIN: sharrap, are u a thief?? why are u afraid of police then?

I am nt a thief mister. I am a clearing and forwarding agent. *shakes fist violently* . And when next u tel me to sharrap. Myself and my surbordinates wil clear ur house and forward it to our headquarters. *copies bin gbagbo in saying*.... Bush pig!!!

dopeJemi: Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke

Steal? With gun or catapult? Lol

bin gbagbo: who opened the door for this lunatic?

*calling the police *

Hw many police u wan call?

POLICE : Where do you live?
AKPOS : With my parents.
POLICE : Where does your parents live?
AKPOS : With me.
POLICE : Where do you all live?
AKPOS : Together.
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbours house.
POLICE : Where is your neighbour's house?
AKPOS : If i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE : Tell me.
AKPOS : Next to my house.

booqee: #thread locked.

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berylLOL: what is ranged?

Point notably corrected...

BUSHY-ANUS:
*lands a hot slap on his bushy forehead*

*brings out my catapult*
Lorile... O di gobe...

A very agitated woman rang up her doctor and Akpos, the servant answered the phone.

MADAM - Can i speak to Dr Williams? It is very urgent.
.
AKPOS - I am sorry madam, doctor no dey o. Will you leave a note?

MADAM - Oh dear, Oh dear! My ten year old little boy has swallowed a fountain pen. When will the doctor be in?

AKPOS - I am afraid madam, he won't be in for two hours, perhaps three hours

MADAM - Three hours?! What shall i do in the meantime.

AKPOS - Madam, you go have to use your pencil nw. Begin use pencil till doctor go come....

BUSHY-ANUS:
bin, give me a bottle of fried rice with fowl and 3 plates of beer, before it starts

Wetin wan start? U wan chop and run abi?*beckons to bin gbagbo* This bar get police?

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Mynd_44: Including me?

what'z urz?

The modern day definition and description of love life places an elastic limit on what is expected of lovers as their responsibilities to their partners.
This is as a result of what past love experiences have dictated amongst other vices. There are instances when lovers help themselves financially only 4 the helper to fall victim of being jilted.
The case of sponsoring spouses abroad is hitherto a very sensitive one because it butresses the point "OUT OF SIGHT IS OUT OF MIND" more, rather than "ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER".
The question is, can you vouch 4 ur partner up to the extent of sponsoring him or her abroad? Don't 4get nature will keep calling. But does he or she has what it takes to repress the call of nature?

larride:

Blood of Jesus
Orunmila
Shango
Obatala

Wetin happen?

Itz just that i love u but i dnt knw hw to tel u i do...

larride: Why are you obsessed with me??

Larride go prefer intelligence.