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E no go better for people wey post am... Proudly Kwaran

Nonsense. killing of the residents is jungle injustice.. so they deserve to die by jungle justice... what's good for the goose......

ExInferis:
Christianity created its own problems.

No religion is as confused on its deities as christianity.

1. God is one. No, god is 3. But in the beginning there was only one.

2. god is omnipotent, but he needed 6 days to create the universe, and needed a whole day to rest his frail mortal husk as he was winded from all that awesome creatin'.

3. Jesus is god. No jesus is the son of god.

4. god sent his only (mis)begotten son to die, even though god is jesus, and jesus knew about god's (his?) plan to get crucified on earth. But hold on, why is jesus, who's also god (remember?) wailing for god to save him when the romans were closing in?
"eli eli lama sabachthani "

5. jesus prayed to god and says god is his father. But you don't pray to god, oh no. You pray to jesus. Cause jesus is god. But god is also jesus' father. And the holy spirit is also god. But jesus is not the holy spirit. And the holy spirit is not god's son. Who made the holy spirit again? And was it a duet before jesus was born by mortal mary?

Damn.

Christianity is just a massive mindfuck.

Even buddhists and idol worshippers have straightened out their deities' origin story.

You are an incorrigible confused confusionist

MrMontella:
they expect reasonable humans to take them seriously.

You mean all Christians are unreasonable... Well, God bless you

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Either the op didn't learn enterpreneurship education in uni or polytechnic or he didn't go at all

sweetangel04:
Fellow nairalanders. am new on this platform. I am dating a guy whose love for me has successfully built up my confidence in him.ò we have been dating for over a year and just recently he proposed to me which I accepted because I never expected his marriage proposal to come so soon.

Fast forward, last weekend I came to visit him. on entering his sitting room I met a young lady in her late 30s. my guy introduced her to me as his niece which she as well confirmed. just early this morning at about 1am I woke up to ease myself only to discover that that my guy was not in bed with me. I tiptoed to the guest room door and I head voices. my guy's so called niece was moaning heavily. i tried opening the door, it opened, low and behold my man was aggressively banging this girl with reckless abandon. he did not stop until he ejaculated that was when they both realised there was a third party watching them. my man has been pleading telling me it's was the devil who pushed him.

I discovered that the lady is actually his niece. right now I don't want to continue with him anymore. few hours ago his parent called and begged me not to leave their son. I asked if their son told them what he did? they said he did not. but as things stands now am pulling out of the relationship until he confesses to the world what he did and why he did it.

A girl will always think like a girl... if he tells the whole world, isn't that a shame unto you too? Barbaric!

Stupid! It should be man city star and arsenal play... which arsenal star.. star ko sun ni. Gunners for life

No room for Diver Moses

Why mercy self go marry person wey hin head luk like king's labourer

Why she dey hide the nipples, who wants to see the them... Boys have nipples so they don't care, it is what they don't have that she has exposed. Thanks to her for that

WHAT HAVE FATHERS DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
Have you noticed that all the good songs only celebrate mothers? Try this one:

Who sat and watched my infant head
When sleeping on my cradle bed
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My mother.

Or this one:

Sweet mother, I no go forget you
For dis suffer wey you suffer for me eh....

The Yoruba people are not left out.

Iya ni wura iyebiye, ti a ko le fowora
O loyun mi f'osu mesan,
O pon mi fodun meta,
Iya ni wura iyebiye, ti a ko le fowora

Sometimes, it could even get slightly abusive

Mummy oooo, waa pe l'aye
Mummy oooo, wa jeun omo
Eni ba ni ko ni ribe, a fo loju,
A kan lapa, a ko senu trailer, a ku tu e!

Do you know the popular song for Fathers?

A ti gbe Baba re'le eeeee
A ti gbe Baba re'le
A ti gbe eeeeee
A ti gbe eeeee, Baaba re 'le

One mischievous person chose this for Fathers

Baba o, Baba o, Baba o
Oluwa da Baba si FUN WA
Unfortunately, that song is not praying that the Father should leave long to enjoy the work of his hands. No! That song is just praying for the father so that they can continue to milk him dry (Oluwa da Baba si FUN WA!)

The question now is what exactly have fathers done to deserve this

This year end God's willing, it 'ld be KWASU

Lionel Messi is free to represent Argentina in
their World Cup qualifiers after his four-match
international ban was overturned on appeal.


The 29-year-old Barcelona forward was
suspended for directing "insulting words" at an
assistant referee during a 1-0 win over Chile in
March.


He missed one match - Argentina's 2-0 World
Cup qualifying loss to Bolivia. .
A Fifa appeal committee said while his behaviour
was "reproachable", the evidence was not
sufficient.


He will now be available for matches against
Uruguay, Venezuela and Peru as Argentina fight
to secure a place at next summer's World Cup
finals in Russia.


A fine of 10,000 Swiss francs (£7,800) was also
lifted.


During the Chile game, Messi was caught on
camera venting his anger at an assistant who
signalled he had committed a foul.
He was not shown a card at the time.


The Fifa appeal committee concluded "the
evidence available was not sufficient to establish"
an infringement had occurred.
"The appeal committee nevertheless underlines
the importance of always showing respect to the
match officials, stressing that such a principle is
essential in football and any unsporting conduct
that may be contrary to the principles of fair play
cannot be accepted," it said in a statement.

BBC SPORT

Who send am to contest when he knew his body no go carry am

Not asleep..... Dead

Segun Wire, are u there

I ve never heard this before

SeverusSnape:
Since we've been having bad news since Buhari came on board, Let us cut them some slacks for this one. Half bread is better than none.

God punish them... the profit is the sweat of the poor

Businessideas:
Reminds me of that classic film "Coming To America ".
The Ooni looks and perfectly fits the majesty of that revered position of traditional leader of all Yorubas.
May you live long in excellent health and divine wisdom and may your reign bring us good tidings. (Amen)
He looks every inch the physical stature of Sango without his fire

where is d woman who has been hustling with him before he became king??

AjayiWrites:
I am beginning to like Saraki these days...


cc: lalasticlala

our oga in Nigeria

mhiz:
The picture looks edited, their thighs are nt equal.

Fingers are not equal, you know

GogetterMD:
Even though the flight was from Brazil to Dubai, na still my brothers dem dey move the coke When I thought it'd be whites sha? Such a shame

make them branch their family house and poo those cokes out

[quote author=MrPresident1 post=42125996]Nigeria is the country with the largest population of dark skinned/black people in the world. Ancient Israelites were a dark skinned people. Only a dark skinned person goes darker/black when in a state of prolonged distress and suffering.

[b][i]Job 30:30
My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.

Lamentations 4:8
Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth t

endtime Nigeria [quote author=MrPresident1 post=42125996]Nigeria is the country with the largest population of dark skinned/black people in the world. Ancient Israelites were a dark skinned people. Only a dark skinned person goes darker/black when in a state of prolonged distress and suffering.

[b][i]Job 30:30
My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.

Lamentations 4:8
Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth t

endtime Nigeria

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