This is an example of a slay queen. No be those ones wey carry empty brains with weavon and painting for face like ancient masquerade. Funny enough, our ladies won't emulate this "slay queen" as their role model because she no dey open yansh for social media. You go see them dey rush BBN housemates as role models instead of ladies wey get something tangible to offer.
Dear young lady, may God replenish your purse and may you always be ontop. Let's thrive to empower people in the little way we can. Once again, God bless you real good.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The average 9ja babe would rather invest in her weavon collection, Kayamata purchase, vagina tightening cream etc than to invest in any lucrative skill"

Semi mad people still dey S.A too?
Even the dog dey shock as E dey look them. Wahala dey ooooo
Joke apart eeh, some animals get sense/shame/dignity pass some people wey we dey call "fellow human being".


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "If dem check some people brain capacity eeh, you go shock to see some as 0.001%"

Lol

Weather una remove am or not, who God don destined to enter power go still enter in 2023. Laslas, we go dey alright!!!!


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of you to go dey learn yahoo wey go truncate your life, Oga go and learn programming oooooo"

.... First question wey I wan ask this OP be say "how old are you? "
See as you write epistle of rubbish and gibberish. Some of una no even deserve to dey wear trousers like us ooooo, una suppose dey wear skirt. See as you dey list very irrelevant things because you want validation from us wey no care a dime about you.
Who cares if you sabi fvck? Who cares if you dey inherit her family problem? Who cares if you dey sort her bill? Who cares if you no get sense to know what's right and wrong? The answers to the aforementioned questions be say "NONE OF US CARE" atall.
If at this your age you never get sense to know your right from your wrong, then I'm certain that the parable of a F00L at 40 maybe wrong because you may not get to that age before we go know say you join the category.
Some of una go bring mumu matter come here when una already know wetin to do. Make I just give you one simple advise sha.
As she dey stay with you so eeh, if she go do one hookup and something bad happens, na you na her family go hold responsible ooo, just have it in mind.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of person to born mumu as a child, it's better make the person born thief"

Wahala no too much

One thing I dey always thank God for be say, I no get a sister. Una wey get sisters, how una take dey cope?
Dear OP, take it or leave it eeh, dem don begin fvck your sister on a low-key or maybe she go soon start anytime soon, hence she needs your validation. People go say "na 18yrs na be age of adulthood", but if you get sister wey be 18yrs eeh, you go know say 18yrs na still a child. God abeg, no give me a daughter, abeg.
As for you OP, nothing you fit do wey go make your so called "adult" sister to quit. All you can do na to advise her and make her see reasons why she shouldn't get pregnant. Give her 1000001 scenarios of ladies wey suffer from getting pregnant before marriage.
But one thing wey you go know be say, it's very difficult to convince a lady who's in love. So my prayers are with you. But how I wish her toto can stop itching her make she focus on her career only. Anyways, it's still a plus one toto to the street, so na we street boys na still gain laslas



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of you to dey mumu yourself by doing yahoo, make you go learn programming instead oooooo"

All these funny stories sef
So the woman or the man no know how their husband/wife dey moan? Dem no know how their husband/wife dey smell? Both of them na liars jare. See as dem don take am as a rape case already, na wa ooooooo. See eeh, 9ja don dey make me take rape case as nothing because dem don abuse that word called rape. How this case take be rape? Both of them willingly fvck each other and the woman dey claim say na rape.
Make una take am easy with the way una dey unnecessarily dey tag people as rapist ooooo. That was how a gospel singer tagged one doctor as a rapist until the doctor come later reveal say na "business gone wrong" between both of them. He no pay her finish after the sex, na make the lady come online to claim say he rape her. Immediately the guy showed evidence on live video, the mumu lady was ashamed, she keep quiet. Now imagine say that guy no get evidence, the mumu girl for don make the guy go jail.
Back to the issue at hand eeh , there's an adage which says "A FVCK CAN NEVER BE UNFVCKED " , so no matter how dem judge the issue pass, dem no fit unfvck this particular incident. But mark my word eeh, Okafor's law of congodynamics go always repeat itself for this their case.
Nigerians and funny stories


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga if no be you disvirgin your wife, go for DNA test ooooo. The pikin resemble you no mean say na your pikin"

Lol

Una mumu too much for this platform

Tinubu no dey hide, the man is sick. Like him or hate him eeh, Tinubu na rugged political man. I'm not his fan atall but the sense wey that man get for politics needs to be studied in school. But come to think of it sef, how healthy people go dey vote for a sick person to rule them? Chief Tinubu, I wish you nothing but good health Sir, but just step down for the sake of your health. You're already a legend and billionaire.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again "If to say na a Nigerian politician na be Mandela, he for no ever agree to step down from power"

Does this con3 need addressing?
Oga presido, gone are those days when we dey eager to hear wetin you get for mouth to talk. Nowadays, we dey do countdown to your leaving office. You may have tried your best oooo, but you too raise our expectations high through your campaign promises.
You even say you go make 1dollar dey equivalent to #1. Not knowing say na $1 to #1000 na you dey indirectly tell us.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if no be you disvirgin your wife, oga go for DNA test oooooo. The pikin resemble me no mean say na your pikin"

9ja politics na very dirty game. The fact say these politicians dey even fit sleep well na dey surprise me sef. None of them get your good at heart. They're all in for the money. But make we dey hopeful say this 2023 go give us person wey better pass the previous versions.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga if no be you disvirgin your wife, go for DNA test oooo. The pikin resemble you no mean say na your pikin"

Shebi na Karo White una dey use normally na?
If you see some of these "self turned" fair people eeh, you go feel like vomiting, especially if you dey eat noodles. Their body go be like Joseph's coat of many colors. Those of una wey no get money, abeg make una stick to the default color wey God give una.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go *******"

Lol

..... The average 9ja babe has a body count of 20 and it's still increasing with high velocity. If to say pussy tightener no dey, men for swim for well tire. You go see a girl with body count wey plenty pass the entire local government of Nigeria dey find a billionaire to marry. My question be say "Dem tell una say billionaires no like pure and adulterated kpekus? "


I don talk am before and I go talk am again "a single mother for Europe get tighter kpekus pass our 9ja babes"

asahnwaKC:
And he’s fine not hearing from his kids... what a man because two wrongs don’t make a right.

You're the biggest mumu to walk the face of the earth. Nobody fit strip you off the title

If na a woman na we catch with another man for house, we go wan kill dem. But as na a man dey guilty so, we go troway face like say nothing happen. Anyways, na normal Africa hypocrisy. The man get right to cheat but it's prohibited for the woman to cheat .
May God help us all!!!

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "instead of you to waste your life in doing yahoo, bros go and learn programming and thank me later"

Na wa

One thing wey I don discover about this life be say, a happy woman doesn't say NO to sex. If you fit make any woman happy, she go give you without any struggle or complain, except she's a sadist. So oga, are you making her happy abi na madam be sadist?

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if no be you disvirgin your wife, oga go for DNA test oooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted"

You think say husband dey anywhere nowadays? If a guy mistakenly get money for this 9ja, babes go either use pregnancy take propose marriage to you or ring. But majority dey use belle take propose to guys because dem dey shame for the ring aspect. If you mistakenly give those ladies wey dey above 30yrs belle and you get small money, my brother you're a goner. Dem no go ever accept to remove am or even talk about am. Life of an old war horse (ladies above 30yrs) no dey easy oooooo



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if you sell your vote because of #5000, your suffer go be premium"

Oga,all these things wey you talk so no dey work for 9ja, I no know about abroad sha. How drinking of water go boost my confidence? Abi how washing of my face go take boost my confidence? Na wa oooooo!!! You no even talk of getting a huge bank alert sef, you dey talk of drinking water or washing face. So if I dey owe debt or I get police case, if I drink water I go get confidence for the case abi? Make una no dey let me login for this app just to correct una ooooo.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if you sell your vote because of #2000, make you know say you go suffer for 8yrs oooo"

I feel pity for your babe oooo, but make we analyze this story before you go reach police station.

1. Why she no tell you since when the matter happen? Na today she feel say you deserve to know abi?

2. Why she no raise alarm when the man dey climb her? Abi na deaf and dumb na sleep the house that day?

3. Which evidence she get say the man truly rape her? After I see for twitter wey one girl claim say dem rape her but na just for clout sake, I stop to dey believe people until I get evidence.

4. No carry another person matter for head ooooo. If her brothers and mama no fit take any action, oga calm down. Na who get cry na dey first cry am before sympathizer go join am.

5. Tell her to do a voice recording with the man before you go carry this case for head ooooo. You need concrete evidence. Laslas, I wish you the very best in your quest for vengeance but be wise while seeking for it.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again "to be a good judge, always hear from both sides before passing out your judgment"

A man can give anything just to have a taste of puss*y, so don't think you're special my dear. But real men like us don't impress anyone because of puss*y because we know say "toto adds no financial/intellectual benefit for our lives". The number wey this mumu dey use 30K dey collect so, one guy dey ignore the call of that number.

Dear men, be wise ooooo!!!


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "a single mother for Europe get lesser body count than a single girl for 9ja"

Na wa ooooo!!!

You no know say sperm na blood? Everytime you release sperm eeh, na blood dey comot from your body and blood dey boost immune system. So when you dey loss blood, you dey lower your immune system. But if you dey chop well, E no suppose to affect you like that. But one thing wey I don observe eeh, masturbation dey take more energy from you than even sex because masturbation na illegal stuff. If you masturbate, you feel extremely weak but after sex, you may not feel too weak. That na my own take of it sha. But laslas eeh, bros stop this masturbation and have peace with yourself. E dey difficult stop oooo but it's possible if you put your mind.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for test ooooo. The pikin resemble you isn't a guarantee say na your pikin. Non virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted"

Fedrick100:


I will choose web

Drop your number!!!

Fedrick100:


The both sir, I will be grateful if you can help me

Choose one and I would help you on that. I really don't assist when it comes to programming, but I just want to bend the rule for you. But it's either web or mobile, not both

Fedrick100:


I want you to teach me on how to develop app

Web or mobile?

Fedrick100:
Lalami3232's
Can you please reply to my mention sir

What do you want?

The way most of una dey accuse devil/witches/village people for una predicament eeh, E dey shock me. Dangote and Otedola no get village people? Before I go advise you, I want make you tell your brother's wife to shatap her mouth and sit down for one corner. Maybe na she be the source of the predicament sef. I no talk say spiritual powers no dey exist ooooo, but not for this your brother's case. He miscalculated the price and una dey blame devil. Na devil be he calculator? Una even know if na sidechick dey drain he money? Una even know if na bet9ja virtual? See eeh, I dey vex for wetin that your brother's wife talk, so I no go give any advise. Na women like that na dey sabi to accuse in-laws of witchcraft. Young man, go meet your brother make he tell you wetin dey do am. Stop been superstitious.



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "why E be say poor people dey always look for excuses for their misfortunes? "