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SpecialAdviser:
Ugwuanyi is better than occultist Chimaroke bros. At least he is not taking Enugu back to the time of air shoot.
Sullivan is better than Ugwuanyi but the later is surely better than Chimaroke.

Please genuine question no insult meant . Is it possible to become Governor of a state without joining the occult ?

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ProphetofOdin:
Wow!! that is nice, well mine is that i just moved into this new neighbourhood about a month ago and found out my ex lives about 5 blocks away from me with her husband.

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Stop being jealous bikooo

Calm down aunty,when your body hungry am he'll call/text you.

EaglesEyes1:
Wen u r having sex with ur galfrnd, that is wen ur d##k is hammering into her, think about an event or thing that can be able to distract u from the intense pleasure of the sex because too much intense pleasure can trigger immediate release, for me when am having sex, I sometimes tink abt some tin that irritates me or tink abt how am going to make money.
And also try to withdraw wen u tink u r abt to release, then kiss her n play with her sex with ur fingers and then continue to ur banging. Many others tins u can still do but I have to drop my pen fr now

This thing no dey workkkkkk , she go notice say youu too dey commot ya prickkkk like say you dey fear the toto and thinking about other things no fit save you especially if she climb you ,my guy you must cummm

You are a learner brother ,Awilo better pass you.If you buy new phone unless na gift for person. Open and test it there where you buy am .Also only buy phones from reputable shops

showafrica:
The way girls dey cohabbit for a school, you will pity future husbands. Guys if you pick money anyhow, just invest and look for one fresh under 19 virgin marry. Use ur hand direct her and have peace of mind. With ur money and care she go always dey loyal.

girls in this generation dey start dey nack from 13brooo, one of my younger brothers friend (20) been dey gist am wetin 16years old girl Bleep am , my guy nor worry she finish work from wetin I hear pass their agemates sef

Why are you moving out What is the reason, is it related to Nacking and banging babes ? Or to be doing drugs (smokingand drinking? Or you just want to feel like a man answer these questions truthfully brother before you make the move .1.2million naira is change (small money)especially as you don't have a steady source of income . If you move out too soon ,you may end up moving back in shamefully and that is when all respct for you will be lost in front of your parents.pikin wey tie wrapper when in never reach , when better breeeze blow, e go carry the pikin and the wrappers

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ubunja:
are you sure that's what hypergamy means?

mistake it's been corrected . I admire your writings btw.Big fan

Women of nowadays in this era of big tech and social media, are a lot more liberal and exposed to so much more opportunities and options than our mothers and grandmothers would ever have dreamed of. A "new" guy is always a "dm" ,"tweet" ,"call" or "email" away, probably why almost every week you see a new thread "I slept with my neighbour's wife" ,"she cheated on me " or "she cheated on me again" .Firstly, you need to understand that women are a very complex species filled with lots of emotions and this oftentimes than not causes conflict and confusion.Don't forget we're are all humans on this earth that no one really understands and we all have only one chance at life. Thus, we get bored of certain routine (which sometimes may include loyalty to a person)and often seek out thrills and adventures(random dates, casual sex,random flings and the likes)which may hurt others and favor others.Social media and tech has made it so much easier to seek out these experiences ,providing an array of options (different colours and sizes) and as long as these weren't available in those days we cannot truly ascertain how our parents would've acted or behaved. I often see threads complaining about 'all' women cheating and being disloyal .Well the truth is not all women cheat, same with men as well. [b]Maybe the type of women you're attracted to might just have a high tendency to cheat or enjoy the attention of multiple companions(polyamory).[/b]To be honest, there are still many good girls in your neighbourhood, churches and mosques alike even working in supermarkets but you may consider them as mgbekes 'too local ' or not attractive enough and you'd rather prefer white toenails & Brazilian hair gang .News flash! whichever one you prefer, you're not the only one interested.Don't forget every woman has guys on her case and they may be better looking and higher earning than you.Imagine as a guy, if fine babes with fat bank accounts approach you regularly ,you sef go dey spread leg Waaaaaaaa on an hourly basis Loool .Guy man, everything boils down to discipline .You have to study and understand the person you're dating or trying to date to atleast know the chances of this event occurring. What are her norms and values? are they longterm or short term? are they superficial ?based on the the latest trends?.
Again ,like I said earlier women are complex and heavily emotional creatures and therefore will most likely act without fully weighing the consequences of their actions(men too sometimes) ,so my guy don't ever put your 100% trust and belief in them.I'd say a good 40-45% max is okay (it's hard but if you want to live longer my brother try and do it whether married or in just a regular relationship).
Also be reasonable and logical in your dealings,don't be dismissive and quick to shout infidelity, when in reality you may be making a big deal about nothing, unless you have concrete evidence void of reasonable doubt. Finally, guyman she is really not yours till you've put a ring on it and realistically speaking she owes you no explanation especially with so many options bickering for a chance and steady simping to prove their worth(it's painful but it's the honest truth) In regards to dating, my guy would always say "she's only yours when you're together, once she leaves your eyesight OYO".
In Summary, brother man, consider some of these concepts & approach with caution.Nevertheless, you may choose to shout 'hoe'and 'olosho' till the world ends but it won't change this modern reality and tbh you can either adjust to it or forget about having anything to do with dating or relationships.
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If someone "talks" too much he probably lies

You've either been zoned or preparing to be zoned

I no get that kain money to date

I no get that kain money

1) f***king ; I f**k alot ,usually slightly older babes max 10yrs older and it's not really a bad thing , cause I use condoms and I'm Std free.

2) I ghost babes a lot esp my mates ; once my gut tells me you're playing games or trynna be smart. I walk Away.

3) I get bored easily, don't watch series ,and very few movies cause my attention span is short AF.

4) I generally just don't care about a lot of stuff especially people, I don't really call to check up apart from fwb's and potential fwb's.Otherwise , I just mind my business and hustle period.

Did the header tell you he doesn't have a big Gbola too?

Tbh finding a nice olosho won't solve the problem, just pray and free your mind from regular triggers like social media for example.

pansophist:
Good. Just as you're getting an ideal look, your mood will also become better. I am currently cutting aggressively and I noticed my mood gets better with time, I can also see my cheekbone. Did you experience such?

I also took up fitness challenge since last month. Lost 5kg of pure fat. Doing the final cutting with psmf diet, it's a hard diet but very effective. True, dieting is the most important and also the hardest part. You look good mate. Keep it up.

give us the diet biko

Had a chat earlier this week with some of my older colleagues (very late 30's to Mid 40's) about 6 of us all together ,mind you they're all doing very well for themselves and rather successful.The topic came up concerning how everyone's relationship/flings were going and apparently the summary was..Money doesn't make a woman loyal to you ,in fact most(including me)were of the opinion that a woman's loyalty is by the grace of God. Each of them narrated stories about women they had spent huge funds, taken them on vacations(Commot naija o), gotten jobs for ,invested in businesses for them only to find out they were soliciting attention from other men via dm's and texts, and some even went as far sleeping with those other men, for reasons best known to them.Not all women are cheaters but it seems a lot of them just naturally enjoy being the Centre of attention for Multiple men.
Please share your own Experiences .

OkoAmarashy:
Congratulations.
He's the son of a thief who was convicted for money laundering.

Nobody cares. This generation is only concerned as to whether you have money and not how you made it.

SavageResponse:
That means you probably look very old for your age

Yeahhh I do and I behave much older tbh, I've never dated
anyone younger than me . I'm willing to give it a try tho.

She was older with 11years gap, but she didn't know

So I met this very very fine Igbo babe sometime in October last year, she's a few years older than I am (early 30's but looks mid 20's tbh), light skin, soft spoken , well dressed and was everything a guy would want, I'm in my late 20's tall, dark and look way older than my age (I could pass for 35, if you didn't look me in the eyes). So , we hit it off , shortly after our first date and we started seeing each other every now and then within a period of 4months. I even followed her to Church on one occasion .During this time we made out a lot, even in public we'd kiss without a care in the world ! .Though we never had sex.She gave me the "keeping herself till marriage yans" and I really liked her so I didn't pressure her even though she wasn't a V, I didn't care about sex. She brought up marriage a couple of times & even though we both had strong feelings for each other I knew in my heart it would never happen because we both where AS and I wasn't financially ready to handle a family. But she couldn't care less and I'd always wondered why she wasn't married cause apart from being stubborn (which is normal)I really didn't notice any other behavioral flaws..To be Continued

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Sailorsoldier1:
was told the man that lifted him out of d casket died next day.

please how true is this ? I'd like to know and has it been confirmed?

Hey Guys ,in the past few months I've heard really bad stories about how babes dey normally Sleep around for fun & lie to their 'boyfriends'/partner's so I've
decided to stay single make I no die of hypertension at my young age.Even yesterday just found out a babe I was getting to know for almost 6months now, is still in communication with her ex and might also have another G currently banging her.The matter tire me I decided it's better to just focus on myself, if I see nack I nack , if I no see nack I go dey my lane .Anyone in this Situation? What led you to make the decision?

Wait I don't get, as per your babe dey lick your nyash

Brotherly please that's half a step away from

homosexuality

Happy birthday Bro

I feel by now , a lot of us are aware how most babes are
constantly seeking attention/affection and how they tend to be
easily swayed & cheat. For this reason ,I personally am
scared of getting married cause I really can't handle being
cheated on. Well I'd like to know ,has your
wife/partner ever cheated & how did you handle the
situation/react?