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kingsceemark:
If na Enugu or Anambra this type of stupid ambulance shows now, those grand babies of fallen demon go start their madness about south east

@kingsceemark. D purpose of this keke ambulance is for effective health care delivery to d inner parts of our rural areas. Not a big deal in countries with difficulties in accessing their rural areas. As for Ogun state, their pry use is for effective delivery in their maternity/pry health care centres in the rural areas. U cant see it in major cities/town except wen it comes to pickup medical tools, drugs or equipment. It is being used by virtually all states in Nigeria in their rural areas where transport access is difficult. So wen u see something online, try to research on it before condemning it. Southeast states that I'm sure of using it are Abia, anambra, ebonyi. Pls google is ur friend. Some western countries where transport access is difficult are using mobile hospital/doctors in their rural areas. They achieve it through this method.

SenatePresdo:
Its more like.

For you to pass WAEC, you must pass 5 subjects, and English language.

For you to win Presidential Election, you must have 25% in 24 states, and FCT.

The say that FCT is a state, is English not a subject??

We are impatiently waiting for them.

@senatepresido. Pls I want everyone of us as true Nigerians to b truthful in sutuations like this. If we are to use WAEC requirements, it says 5 subjects including maths and English not 5subjects and English. Pls get ur facts right. More reason why universities considered those five subjects when calculating postjamb results. In this election case, constitution says all d 36 federation states and fct. It cannot add abuja with states cos its only territory without capital and governor. So invariably, abuja is part of all federating units under consideration. Making it 37 federating units. 2/3 of 37 is 24.7 states. Statistically, u can't approximate a tangible phenomenon like state, age, no of people etc hence, 25% spread in 24 terroritories to be considered out of 37 territories.

@PureMe01 post=121342022]For all those urchins trying to make excuses that for Tinubu to have lost these states below that it means that the election is free and fair.

Osun: his home state
Lagos: his adopted state
Kano: Ganduje state
Katsina: Buhari state
Plateau: His campaign DG state
Kaduna: Elrufai 's state

FCT,Abuja inclusive


So he lost all those states including FCT and went further to win the elections? What kind of magic is that for someone who claims to have the popular votes?
I can see how popular he is to have pulled that magic off. If he lost all the important states and FCT,how come then? Keep shooting yourself on the foot with all the claims. From losing those states,it means he's NEVER the will of the people, therefore he decided to manipulate anyother territory he got his co criminals to cover up which is evident from all we are seeing.

Tinubu with the aid of INEC chairman engaged in a very successful rigging galore! The law of nature will take its course moving forward. That's all I know. How it's gonna happen? I don't know.

He should carry his muslim-muslim ticket to Pakistan,they will welcome him awesomely with such ticket. Not this Nigeria.

We can't continue with this nonsense in this country.




So my question to u. Is there anywhere in d constitution that says a contestant must win some particular units/areas before u can b declare winner? U need to understand that politics is a calculative game. U only need 25% spread to show a reasonable level of acceptance by d electorates together with majority votes which is wot Tinubu is banking on.

As of 1999, d earliest stage of naija democracy, Obasanjo who happened to b d ibos hero and d latest bride on endorsing ur peter obi, he won election while losing all d Yoruba states including his polling unit. Its only people like u who don't know these kind of political facts see ur opinion as big deal or who know abt it but deliberately shy away from it. Obasanjo has lost his total political image in d whole of southwest if u care to know. He has d opportunity of reshaping d country but failed to do it. His regime was filled with awful impunity. Go and check. Obasanjo orchestrated d impeachment of Obi as governor tru d pdp assembly members in 2006. Same goes to ingige of anambra, Ladoja in Oyo, Fayose in ekiti tru their godfathers n federal supports. Check out Odi massacre, google isn't ur enemy. It happened during his regime. Someone with these bad records of impunity suddenly became ur ally just because he endorsed obi. Far back 2003, 2007 election, Obasanjo tru NEC was giving us over 37million, 35million total votes as election results. This is d same election conducted by INEC under jega which is giving us 28million as total votes. Even Yaradua of blessed memory, who happened to be obasanjo successors choice confirmed to Nigerians dat d election dat produced his presidency was a "kangaroo" election which was conducted by Obasanjo. This same obasanjo is now asking for cancellation of election results. He who ask for equity must come with clean hands they say. If u say APC rigged, can u swear with ur life that LP never rig at all?

As for muslim- Muslim ticket, why are we so obsessed with d religion of our ruler wen he's ready to deliver? D useless buharis Muslim- Christian ticket, what has it yielded? If Tinubu had picked Christian would u have rooted for him forgetting ur other "alleged" corruption, over-age, ill-health traits of Tinubu? Tinubu is only playing politics and not religion. If he had picked a Christian, that won't still stop Obidients from voting obi. Obi in his bid to pick a saint Muslim, he got a very politically weak datti which made him lost many votes in d north.

Anyways, I'm here to make a case for d traditionalist as well cos they are also recognised by law. So u all should stop ur sense of religion entitlements regarding any polical offices. Also think of muslim- traditionalist or Christian- traditionalist as against Muslim and Christian only. After all nobody holly pass in tuface parlance.

@OP, I know ure one of d foolish obidients. So u believe u can just b spreading fake news to ur fellow obidients to cause problems in Lagos at d end of d day abi. I stay in Somolu and APC won all d 3 seats. After declaration, if urent OK with d results, go and burn down ur state. Lie lie everywhere. I'm yet to see an obidients posting his/her polling unit where obi lost, posting only winning both fake n real ones.

My brother@workch, d election result is likely Tinubu 1st, Obi 2nd (and there can never b re-run here) or Atiku 1st, Tinubu 2nd. Northern votes will determine d winner. Obi can never b 1st whether re-run or not.

My own bet with anybody is Tinubu's votes will b higher than obi's votes . I'm ready for 100k bet. I reside in ketu Lagos.


Workch post=121043866]do you reside in Lagos?

Can we fix a date and place to place a bet and share it on nairaland.

Obi is leaving that election next week with nothing less than a rereun if he doesn't win.


Fix a date and time for the betting[/quote]

Are u saying dis cos of politics or really mean it? Geographically where do Lagos falls into? Dis ur assertion must b from ur polical compass, im sure not from geographical compass. I beg leave politics alone and talk reasonably wen d need arises. Stop being sentimental

bigcasava1:
is Lagos ur own? Lagos is not a yoruba state oo! Every tribe in Nigeria owns. So brag with other state in southwest ooo!

Dear nairalanders.
We nid a good sense of decorum when dealing with one another on this platform. Pls let's try as much as possible to avoid d use of F and other vulgar words to ourselves, ethnic and religious abuses bring disunity. its undignifying at all.

On d drug issue, my opinion is Nigerian govt has an agreement with d international communities on modalities on how to handle drug peddling/seizure within d member states. These countries are monitoring d seizure proceedings and has to b carried out as quickly as possible. In addition, this is d largest seizure in d Nigeria history which is also an indication dat d tonnage is a cumulative ones from different notorious cartel groups in d world. Since necessary confessions, confirmations, witnesses and footages have been made, its safer for d govt to dispose d stuff so as to avoid deadly reprisal attack from d cartel. In a bid to retrieve d stuff, d attack is likely to b worse than that of d kuje prison. I'm sure you all know how brutal n unforgiving they are. Pls read more about this drug Barron's from mexico and columbia; Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo. Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán, and
Pablo Emilio Escobar.

D guy is saying d truth. If u doubt it, drive tru alausa n flout d traffic rule or vehicle with incomplete or expired papers



And so? Enough with the lies...


When did LASTMA or whichever agency take the data of all motorists in the state


You cannot fool all the people the same time.[/quote]

@Dikaveli
Must u abuse d whole southwest simply because one of them misbehaved? U don't need it at all or are u saying miscreants like portable don't exist in south south ur region? Me I don't see difference between u both anyway, as u have high tendency of displaying such exuberancies.





Divide this country and that tribe will go on oblivion..

Everything about them is over hyped and over rated

Niger delta can boast of oil
Same with some parts of east

North can boast of agriculture

East can boast of economy

But that noise making tribe only knows of lagos state ... I only blame other tribes that developed that state .

Yes Lagos state is Yoruba but trust me as a true delta .... Yoruba won't have more than 39% of her people in lagos
Igbos 28%
Others 15%
Then people born on the street that doesn't know their parents may be they are Igbo,Fulani ,Efik, ibibio,urhobo ,ijaw ,bini etc are 8%

But those lousy oil soup urchins will be on nairaland ranting about Lagos that's why their people in that land are wayward .


I just imagine our this dirty one landed himself into serious problem.

I don't even see anything portable about this urchin,

Face not portable
Character no portable
Voice not portable
What else can i say ..

As a DSS officer i wish i will lead the group to arrest this idiot honestly i will waste him and say he ran into lagoon

For those of u guys getting surprised that amaechi beat osinbajo. Wot do u expect in a money-spinning convention? So ure expecting osinbajo to have been amassing our common wealth in anticipation or preparation for this kind of political primary. I'm so sorry to we d youth. They promised us d future, d future is now, yet d old fools retain d power while d youth are praising them. Big shame to this internet generation youth.

@op, my list of locations to subscribe to based on following factors, good security, dry land with low foundation cost, easy access to island n core mainland, good investment returns, access to malls, supermarkets, lounges, fastfood joints etc.

1. Somolu
2. Akoka
3. Pedro road
4. Some part of ilupeju
5. Ketu ikosi
6. Upland of maryland
7. Ebute meta yaba axis

Candidlady:


Y'all will drop a post then end it will "no insult only mature minds please"...


You the op are you acting maturely yourself ?

Leave the shop for her get your divorce and move on.... The rent will expire!!!
°°°°reason ifind it hard to collect anything from this gender... Call it me being proud your business °°°°°


Una go dey run go marry only to end erthing again...


You meet a guy/girl today four months after you get married... Rubbish..


°°°°you just ruined my smoke this early morning°°°°

U said it all. Marriage as an institution is only meant for d goats. Many nairalanders won't still learn. Another similar marital issues loading soon

D only interpretation closer to my understanding. Wondering y Nigerians find it difficult to digest articles being read before concluding n commenting.

thebosstrevor1:
The headline is misleading.

What was written in the headline is different from the content.

The content of the article didn't say 99.4% Of Bank accounts contain less than 500k


What was written in the article was that 99.4% of Bank accounts are insured and that the N500,000 insurance coverage limit fully covered 99.4% of depositors incase any bank goes bankrupt. In my opinion That is good news.

the NDIC’s maximum coverage limits is N500,000.00 per depositor per commercial, merchant and, non-interest bank, primary mortgage bank and mobile money operator and N200,000.00 per depositor per microfinance bank.

What does that mean:

If you have 10 naira or 75 naira in your bank account, you are insured up to 500k, once you have more than 500k in your account, if the bank goes bankrupt, you will only get insurance on your 500k.

For those who have more than 500k, lets say 1 million in a single account, the best way to protect yourself is to have 2 accounts and then put the 500k in one account and 500k in another account, that way you are protected and insured by the ndic.

My understanding as well.

janedonez:
He had facts, don't criticise him subjectively. Let's be objective, I believe he meant that no tribe would trust the IBO's to vote them

@OP, from ur explanation, I can deduce dat ur brother suffers from EDEMA. Its caused by d blockage of fluids in d body tissues. Meaning some fluids are being trapped from flowing well in body as such body tisdued need to flushed. I'm not a doctor but d only therapy to recommend is WARM WATER therapy. Take mix warm not hot, water 3-5times a day. Original Honey can be mixed wt it. It will flush d blockage.

@spartialking, y saying its wrong? U are expected to correct wot ure 100% sure of. D guy is 100% correct!
Its nothing but d difference between two perfect squares. U went on expanding and yet still got it wrong. Anybody versed in maths shudnt argue dat. If u expand correctly u get x2-y2.

As for d question, its correct! 1+1 in maths can b 2 and bcoms another in other senario depends on where ure using it. Eg in advance maths like mathematical inductions, binary operations etc. E.g

25-25/(25-25)
(5²-5²)/(5²-5²)
(5+5)(5-5)/ 5(5-5)
10/5
2

Meaning u can use any perfect square figures like 1, 4 ,9, 16, 25, 36 etc dats y they use 100. Some people asking how he got 100-100,
Use subtraction of same number, it gives zero

SpatialKing:
Completely wrong

Here is the correct expansion
(x+y) (x-y) =x2-xy-yx+y2= x2+y2-2xy

Pls this your analysis is full of flops. Not realistic at all. Pls convince me more with evidence of ur practice history where u have used dis ur work schedule. Anyway, there's no way for u to used excavator to excavate foundation of the subject building type. Impossible! Hope u know dat u don't need to wait for d decking to dry before loading it with blocks at upper floor cos I can see u leaving 4days for it to dry permanently which is also a technical blunder. Concrete doesn't dry but cure, by gradually gaining its strengths. U said plastering and tiling of d whole building not more than 3days? Ure nothing but a quack in d built environment profession. I'm 100% sure urent a qualified engineer or builder. Mr online engineer!

kiddkash:
what are you talking about. leave it for engineers like us.
it takes 1 day to dig foundation with excavator. up to 2 days to put little concrete start and blocks
depending on how many employees you have working. then another day to fill the sand in to the holes of the foundation and seal it with concrete finishing/German floor. it take up to 4 days to dry permanently. then it could take 2 to 3 days to lay the blocks from the foundation to decking level, also depends on how many employees for e.g. if you have up to 25 it will be done in two days.
then carpenter comes to build the woods for decking, plus plumber comes and do his and electrician comes and pass pipe simultaneously. it wont take 2 days depends also on how many carpenters, plumbers and electrician. after that the iron castings are laid. then the concrete for decking is done. it will take at least 4 days for it to dry. after that the 25 laborers will lay blocks to roofing level in less that 3 days. then if you are doing parapet or just roofing. carpenter will take measurement within hours, assemble the woods and get it done in 2 days, them the roofing anther 2 days. then plastering of the building plus laying of tiles wont take up to 3 days. then painting.

houses are built in a month depends on your pocket. your pocket determines how many laborers

@op, duduparapara. Its very unprofessional for a technical person in built environment to give an estimate when he/she hasn't been fully briefed or seen d building documents like architectural, structural, elect/mech drawings to know how big or small, complex or simple, economical or luxurious d building is. All these determine d project duration. For instance, my 5bed duplex of say 3mx3m small rooms will b faster n cheaper to ur own 5bed duplex of 5mx5m bigger rooms because d total blocks n other components needed varies because of size. So d issue of cost is a function of size, taste in terms of finishing standards quality. We have China, naija, Spain, italian, marble tiles for flooring of different qualities. Doors from naija, China, turkey, Italy, israel (most expensive), sanitaries from China, UK, US, UAE etc, asbestos, pvc, wooden, pop, stretched ceilings, paints of different grades (emulsion, stucco, satin etc which also varies from manufacturers like berger, dulux). Asbestos, aluminum, clay, stone coated roofs . All these determine cost of a proposed building. So all d so called professionals giving an estimate, though a tentative one, must have info about d size n expected quality standard before giving their financial advice. As for duration, going by d people talking about 6wks, 2months, I can say its possible with d latest construction technologies but in this our clime, based on my experience, d least achievable duration is 3months. So between 3-4months is OK. For more advice, bavurashield@yahoo or zero eight zero six four88 three nine nine three.

@noble. Kevoh is absolutely correct. People are dying every hour, everyday. We only need thanking God for d grace on us n our family. Same thought of urs goes to d issue of cancer. Some people believe its a sickness for d rich which is far from d truth. D poor are losing their lives through cancer much more than d rich cause they lack financial access to good health care. Death of d rich is always all over media platforms simply cos they are rich and known even d poor spread d news while poor demise is always silent cos he's nobody in d society.

NobleAngell:
Even though I like how you explained it to water down the mysteriousness of the strange frequency of deaths, but it doesn't change the fact. The deaths in the entertainment industry is becoming alarming.

@op its against d law to make calls, stop ur vehicles, or standing by army barracks cos it creates security threat. Even a police officer can't make calls by d barracks.

@op femi otedola is no longer d CEO of forte oil. It has been sold and renamed AP Ardova PLC. Pls take note and get ur info right before posting things for public consumption.

@Kingscall. May ur loyalty never b tested. After taking 50% paycut? May be ure expecting him at age 34 to collect around 75% paycut or even playing for free before u will confirm his loyalty for Barca. We need to b rational with our judgement. U can only judge him when u have ever been in similar situation, involving huge money like dat of his expected salary.

Kingcalls:
Only his blind delusional unreasonable fans will disagree...I hate pretenders , I hate hypocrites....same person that dropped transfer request just last year and was angry that barca prevented him from leaving... he had a whole season to sign a new contract, he didn't...waited to finish copa , rest with family only to show face a week b4 league resumes and throwing crocodile tears like he dint know this will happen... this are the kind of frenemies that will poison u and cry at ur funeral... I will always stand with Ronaldo for his honesty, if he says he is leaving, he will leave , if he says he is staying, he stays , he sorts his contract issues or transfers on time , he doesn't pretend


Modified....for those delusional messi fans quoting me...Messi fans are no different from almajiri ...I always say this cos u guys are not critical thinkers... a club and league that he has played in thru out his career ( 21yrs ) at the same club and u think he and barca officials dint know about the Spanish financial rules...messi just wanted to pay barca back for not letting him go last season , that's y he kept on delaying to sign till last minute and then blame the financial rules...on the other hand , Barca dint wanna take the risk of letting alot of players go and then Messi ends up not signing....but this last minute put Barca in a tight corner , no time to offload and league is about to start ...Best option, let Messi go and manage the ones u have ... messi fans are never smart and toooo blind to see... well, what do u expect from people that say messi is better than Ronaldo and also equate copa to Euros ....now the fraud has stylishly joined an easy league and team to continue whr he stopped at barca... y dint he join Chelsea as Abramovic instructed his club to get messi , but he rejected...y are his fans only clamoring for PSG and Mancity ...thats cos they know he is most likely to flop if he doesn't join those 2 high scoring teams...now he will wanna use those dead teams in France to shine...no single team in France is even 30% of PSG

I just love this Olofinjana guy being a sensible and career person. How he was able to combine his academics (Chemical Engineering in Lautech) and professional football career.

I guess he has been one of the few graduates (if not only Nigeria university graduate) that ever played for the Super Eagles


Pls check out late Samuel okparaji educational profile

[b][[b]quote author=squash47 post=98124864]You want to settle down with a 20 year old baby Mama ? And u are just 26.

She is 20 years and d baby is 5 years.

Omo, she started swallowing dicks at 15. OP, this lady is more experienced than you in sexual things. Stay away from her.


Don't use your hand and put yourself in problem. There are so many girls out there. Who are better than her.



Wudnt want u to discourage d OP simply because d girl is a single at very young age. So many girl children are getting depressed by d day as a result of societal stigma. U never can tell may be she was even a victim of rape. Somebody must marry girls in this category now.

Tank God u said "most", meaning high percentage say 99% of them are not fat usually fat, d fact still remains dat remaining 1% of them are are fat which is what she's leveraging on. It may b a rare scenerio but a fact! No rule that says only thin ladies should depict ghetto ladies.


I'm implying that most people from the ghetto dont have the luxury of being fat.

It's simply bad casting


To those insulting me on the mentions I said that MOST people in the ghetto don't have the luxury of being fat not all. I know how genetics work.


Next time read well[/quote]

Y dis statement? Hav u even find out wot happened? Pls find try to find out things b4 writing things like dis. Dis place is jst 2mins walk frm my place.

Arysexy:
APC intolerance and intimidation is very annoying

Can they allow this in their campaign office?

Terrorist party

Still wondering none of d repliés looks towards my own brand. Op wen it comes to quality TV brand just go for Panasonic. It's an unbeatable brand. Costly though u will enjoy it to d fullest, resolution n rugedness wise.

U shudnt hv engagéd her in an unprotected sex since u arent ready to father a child. Encouraging her in series of abortions is too dangerous, sinful n dis shows how callous u can be. Anyway wt 40k u can still form ur family n wt zeal to succeéd, u will surely make it togeda.


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My broda, relationship doesn't wok on a principle. If u kip quitting ur relationships on dis basis, U may nt likely to gt wot u want. U caught her cos she's still nt smart enuf to hav bin deleting her implicating msgs. May u nt fall nt into d hands of d slay mamas. Learn to give n forget tins even outside relationship in as much as we sin and God forgives, u nid to forgive n i can tell u she will respect u more. Wen ure in relationship always prépare fr tins like dis cos u cant b monitoring ur girl up n down. God neva create us to b rigid bt being flexible. My pièce is fr u to sit her down n ask fr reason she for her double dating so dat u too can kno where u got it wrong as a man. Make her réalise dat she cant b claiming to love u in truth n still b seeing her ex. Let her kno d implications of double dating. Giving her 2nd chance is nt bad. She may end up becoming a gud lifetime wife.

coolcharm:
And if she still meets her today after 63 years, she must kneel or bow to greet her

Colonialism nonsense

@coolcharm, if she meet d queen 100 yrs to com, she must bow fr her it's not colonialism bt our culture. Mind u, as she grows older, d queen is also growing. As much as d queen remains d queen, even if she's younger, d woman will still bow fr d queen.

Ejimagifty:
The hungry Ipobs are online celebrating Osun and Oyo elections as if Adeleke/Seyi makinde are igbos. While Yoruba people don't care about who they elect in their red mud region, they are all over the cyberspace space jubilating over electoral results that has no direct impact in their lives. The Tinubu they love to hate set the template for the mordern Lagos they migrate to in droves for their Gala and Fan yogo business. Buses are loaded and filled to the brim daily with eastern economic refugees coming to the South west for greener pastures yet Tinubu is their problem not the 5 clowns they elect as governors. Yoruba interests comes first before political party differences. The results of election in Yoruba land will not stop Aba from being the refuse dump of the nation.

Ododo oro