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romeorails:

Madcow1 abeg sell me ur ps2 for kpoku lowo e

They all got the same storyline in common. After they become an ex, they play to the gallery, play the victim card with a very fine story pleasant to sympathise with. Claim how much they were in love and make it look like they were the one spending the money on their guys .

Madam, would you have fallen in love with a simple me?

Sarcasm .

hopefulLandlord:
This pastor shouldn't suffer like this if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with this pastor's predicament, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) this pastor prayed for alleviation of his suffering but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick

Number 5.

Ajewealth123:
my tv came with 4 3d glasses. The first day wey I use am watch that tv, my broda, he remain small make I get heart attack especially if dem wire that shot.
Na my friend own worst pass,the guy dive commot for chair

Hahahahaha na TRUE naa, the pictures will look so real that if you are not strong enough u'll think that they are real.

I'm sure he bleeped her the previous night :/ :/..

op you really endured if na me i go jus knock for them to open so that i will join them.

EVEN IF I CAN AFFORD IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES WITH THIS BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS WILL LOOK SO REAL.............LOLZ

Penuelseun:
OK, you can bring it to my house, hope payment on delivery is available sha
It is awesome, there is no limit to technology, me likey

U no fit watch horror movie for this one

Ekakamba:
Patiently following............ Senator vs

OLOSHO.

See vaseline Wey i rush go buy for mallam place don waste now ehnn? ?? i dey vex o ..

na waa o.

Realkenny:
You Are So Stupid, 6'6 is in fact very tall. Stupid bastard idiot. Quote me again and you will not see the end of today

.U must be high on Effurun weed this morning.

Just like that. huhn

This yoruba people sef.

Op i hope u are taking ur drugs as prescribed by your doctor (psychiatrist) .?

well .................I do not know what to say

very good.

ftc

omo fufu and bitter leaf soup sweet die.

FTC

NwaAmaikpe:

If only he knew what KCee and E-Money have done with his destiny.

EZI.

hardwerk:
kivukian with a guala guala brain

lolz, i can't stop rolling on the floor with laughter when ever i watch that movie,so so hilarious.!

''AND THE LORD SAID TO ME,ARISE,KILL AND EAT " *LOOKS FOR MATCHETE,FINDS ONE* I'M going to meet Nwaamaikpe right now.

nwaanambra1:
taa mechie onu!
nwata akwo na azu!

Ibu nnoo ezigbote anu ofia,ewu awusa.

NwaAmaikpe:

Abba Kyari is a big liar...

You were on his trail for 10years indeed

The police and SARS would never have caught Evans if not for that escapee victim who blew the lid.

Nigeria will be better when the police start speaking the truth.

Thank you, you made sense for once.

NLPsychologist:
I think I will do same!
Ain't freaking fair, but it's kamikaze!

on a kentro level .

Yemea1:
Thank you for clearing the atmosphere. I like your boldness for what you just did.

You approved certain amount to buy a bus for public use a grade 1 tokunbo for that with different wheel cover Mercedes-Benz for your grade one tokunbo toyota. This things wrong here.

they are All kwarapt.

Op are you for real? ? why shading the puna??

lala come and see snake o