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Foreign Affairs › Re: Emmanuel Macron, 39 And His 65-Year-Old Wife by Langbasa: 8:35pm On May 07, 2017

*in Olamide's voice* oya mi lenu,shoro niyen huh

Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Steps Out Looking Sporty With A Sport Car To Match (pic) by Langbasa: 8:25pm On May 07, 2017

Na so i enter bus going to cms from lekki i was the first passenger so i sat in the front seat,next came this tall,yellow and extremely beautiful damsel who asked me if the front seat has been occupied and i happily told her that the seat is empty and she hopped in and the following conversation ensued between us... Me: *silent* She:*silent*,small time our bus is full and hits the road,after 10min...Me *silent* She:*silent* ...before i knew it conductor don dey shout ''last bus stop leleyi,e bole ati de cms'' omo vex wan kii me.

Christianity Etc › Re: What if Hell, Jesus and God Never Existed, will you regret being a Christian? by Langbasa: 8:41am On May 07, 2017

sleeknick:
I for dey run naked dey smoke igbo for street

I feel religion was setup to tame humans... If not, wahala for dey oh... Dis present Wahala for dey learn work for wia dat one dey

Abeg oga i no fit laugh again o,u are so on point.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Else Got This Invitation -ruff And Tumble by Langbasa: 7:44am On May 07, 2017

Hmmn oga thread carefully o,aye le o,a word is enough for the wise o.

Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Two Grandmothers For Drug Trafficking At Lagos Airport (Pics) by Langbasa: 10:36pm On May 06, 2017

what more can i say huh

Yoruba una see una life huh

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Crime › Re: Cotonou Cook Absconds With Boss' Properties, 3 Weeks After Resuming Work by Langbasa: 4:53pm On May 06, 2017

Na too much ''BIGMANISM'' Cause am,so ur wife can not cook abi?

Culture › Re: Oba Saheed Elegushi Buys Bulletproof Rolls Royce Gushi (Photos) by Langbasa: 8:11am On May 06, 2017

FraudMan:
Bloggers and fake news...... he's had the car since, parked in compound since last year.

Do you know Emmanuel a.k.a Emmy? He lives in lekki either phase1 or phase2,he has a Brabus jeep with customised plate number.

Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by Langbasa: 7:55am On May 06, 2017

onatisi:
It means he isnt in tune with current happenings even within the aso rock. If his photographer can be changed and he wasnt aware,do u know how many ppl within the villa would have been changed? Little details like this points out clearly that there are some ppl shielding ppl off from the president. Dont forget that bayo is a yoruba man . Most likely there are 2 camps now,the osinbajo camp and the buhari camp. The continuos stay of buhari in nigeria and aso rock regardless of whether he is incapable or not means power and authority remains firmly with his group. The moment he travels out for medical treatment,he must transfer all power to his vice. The buhari grouo doesn't want this and they will do anything to make sure buhari remains in nigeria. This isnt about buhari but about power tussle

Omo u dey observe things o.

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Politics › Re: Obiano's Wife Donates Ultramodern Toilet To Her Kinsmen After 3 Year In Office by Langbasa: 8:33pm On May 05, 2017

GloriaNinja:
THIS IS WHAT POLITHEIFIANS' WIVES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, NOT HELPING THEIR HUSBAND CARRY OUT LOOTING.

TOILET

I'm not understanding.

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Crime › Re: Robbers Shoot Chinese At Owerri Diamond Bank, Kill Inspector, Cart Away N10m by Langbasa: 7:43pm On May 05, 2017

Sometimes i wish i were not born in this country,it's frustrating reading all this bad news daily and beign a live witness of bad leadership,corruption all sorts of evil one can think of,to commit suicide isn't a better option either..Which way Nigeria huh

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 7 Years After by Langbasa: 5:05pm On May 05, 2017

eodavids:
Doctor sir,

Vecman22 and Omenkalives are not taking their drugs since they escaped from the correction center.

Need to have them in custody again

NOTED.

Career › Re: Be Mindful Of The Words You Use by Langbasa: 5:04pm On May 05, 2017

Laveda:
But you know there are some schools where you are not allowed to give a child food except what he/she brought to school

This can also cost you much, not advisable

Nah,it's just a joke.

Career › Re: Be Mindful Of The Words You Use by Langbasa: 10:58am On May 05, 2017

Laveda:
That's true, but in some cases like this especially in a school environment with kids, we have to try.

Let me give the teachers a piece of advise,if you have a stubborn child or children in your class there is only this simple thing u do to treat their f-up,buy plenty of chin-chin grin

,ask them questions according to what you taught them,share the chin-chin to the ones that answered correctly and leave out the stubborn ones,i know the stubborn ones will fail to answer correctly because they were busy doing other things while u were teaching grin

,do this often and thank me later grin

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 7 Years After by Langbasa: 10:31am On May 05, 2017

vecman22:
GEJ...you must not go unpunished.....

Thunder will visit you soon for what you n your gang did to dis great nation...

Good morning sir,i'm DOCTOR LANGBASA from BE FREED PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL,We came to check if u are taking ur drugs according to prescriptions.

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 7 Years After by Langbasa: 10:19am On May 05, 2017

omenkaLives:
Nice one from the Ineffectual Buffoon.

RIP Yaradua.

Good morning Nigeria.

No no no sir the prescription goes thus---three spoonfuls in the morning,two spoonfuls in the afternoon and one spoonful at night but it's like u took three spoonfuls morning,afternoon and night consecutively and that's over dose and that's why you are sounding incoherent.....DR LANGBASA.

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Nairaland General › Re: Python Burnt In College Of Education Zuba, Abuja (Photo) by Langbasa: 5:30am On May 05, 2017

The guy below has something to say.

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Nairaland General › Re: Python Burnt In College Of Education Zuba, Abuja (Photo) by Langbasa: 5:28am On May 05, 2017

This is lala's great moment,they even roast am for lala already,but wait o what of the yam naa huh

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Husband, Lanre Gentry On The Run, Three Suspects Arrested by Langbasa: 11:27pm On May 04, 2017

Zane2point4:
Headlines this days doesnt worth gracing front page.
Nairaland am soon dumping you for almighty QUORA. COM

Omo i automatically fell in love with QUORA when i visited the site courtesy of ur post,mehn that forum rocks *starts parking bags*

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Celta Vigo Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 1) On 4th May 2017 by Langbasa: 8:15pm On May 04, 2017

GGMU.

Politics › Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by Langbasa: 1:52pm On May 04, 2017

[quote author=nnamdi1998 post=56197950][/quote]LIKE SERIOUSLY huh

Politics › Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by Langbasa: 1:50pm On May 04, 2017

ObiOkpor:
you're just too good in spewing trash.

For u...

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Politics › Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by Langbasa: 12:14pm On May 04, 2017

nnamdi1998:
white fowl! naso una dey talk! you wey no fit kill ordinary goat na you wan come kill soja? No go find work!

Now for ur information,it's not everybody that's afraid of any soldier,i've stayed with soldiers when i was living at Ikang bakassi when nigeria and cameroun are fighting dirty over the ownership of bakassi peninsula and i can authoritatively tell u that my sojourn among the military then gave me a different perspective about the NA,u as a soldier fit beat me finish maybe only u or with other soldiers but one thing i love to do most is revenge when u have forgotten about it,do you know how many soldiers that died in bakassi not because of the war but because they were carefully planned and revenged upon because of their wickedness and high handedness? Some of them died from poisoning,some died from mysterious accidents while some were hospitalised after a thorough beating,so my guy don't go there cos everybody no be the same,a soldier can beat me today even to the extent of me beign hospitalised but he should pray that i die there because if i come out alive any soldier i jam will pay dearly for it whether na him beat me or not as far as that stupid khaki uniform is spotted on him he will surely pay for it,REVENGE,THE SWEETEST THING ON EARTH.

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Politics › Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by Langbasa: 11:46am On May 04, 2017

nnamdi1998:
white fowl! naso una dey talk! you wey no fit kill ordinary goat na you wan come kill soja? No go find work!

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Celebrities › Re: "Mercy Aigbe Was Coughing Blood After Husband Battered Her" - Lagos Commissioner by Langbasa: 11:42am On May 04, 2017

ikp120:
Madam ntoor!

The guy actually acquired her as one of his properties. Once again, NTOOOR!

Thunder fire all gold diggers!

May what happened to Mercy happen to all of you dumb ass gold diggers!

AMEN AND AMEN.

NYSC › Re: Female Corper From Nightclub Killed In Abuja by Langbasa: 11:37am On May 04, 2017

Obiwannn:
stupid comment. If you have nothing good to say can't you shut the hell up?

She is saying the truth naa,night clubs are for wayward people,quote me and receive a strange visitor at midnight...

Politics › Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by Langbasa: 11:23am On May 04, 2017

One day a soldier will go down on my account,i promise the NA that.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Okotie Attacks TB Joshua Over Israel Relocation by Langbasa: 10:42am On May 04, 2017

This one na Jay z vs Nas beef,religious beef grin

Romance › Re: Lady Who Uses Cassava As A Love Machine Lands In Hospital (Photos) by Langbasa: 10:23am On May 04, 2017

Chai but why huh

Car Talk › Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by Langbasa: 10:12am On May 04, 2017

Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Spotted Wearing Louis Vuitton & Gucci Jacket Worth Millions. Pics by Langbasa: 11:14pm On May 03, 2017

NextGovernor:
Though Amaechi is a thief and corrupt we all know.... But on this I disagree.

My father sometime receive gifts from friends home and abroad. When we later see some of these things online on we run into them in shops we find out they cost high amount. He received a perfume as gift from his friend which he didn't value much but when I went to shop I found the perfume which cost 125k. I shout that day.

Since Amaechi is rich and influential, these might be gift from people who want favour from him. He might not even know the worth of what he putting on.

He can also conveniently afford it. Do you know how much he gets as ex governor allowances and minister.

U're right.

Crime › Re: NSCDC Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen At Bukuru, Benue State (photo) by Langbasa: 9:19pm On May 03, 2017

Honestly if i have the resources i will mobilise able bodied men take them down to creek town in calabar and do better odeshi then come back to face this vampires one on one because the govt aren't doing anything to stop this rubbish.

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