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Politics / Re: Jare Adebisi Is Dead by lanibi(f): 8:31am On Jun 13, 2020
This C.O.S role dey fear person o.
Romance / Re: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by lanibi(f): 10:35pm On Jun 12, 2020
bukxy:
u are always anxious to knw more about michell obama....
i observed dat though
Yes, you're right. Actually, someone always refer to me as M.O without giving reasons no matter how much I pester him to.
Romance / Re: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by lanibi(f): 12:05am On Jun 08, 2020
Hathor5:


Some people would be Melania Trump and not Michelle Obama. lipsrsealed
hmmmmm
Pray tell
What is it about Melania Trump and Michelle Obama? I'm curious about your comparison.


BTW, you seem intelligent. I like that.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by lanibi(f): 9:38am On Jun 01, 2020
Lionel Messi

My G.O.A.T

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Health / Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by lanibi(f): 7:26am On Jun 01, 2020
Phemysam19:


I also share in this experience, when I would be woken up by the NEPA light, eyes closed and can't be opened, no limbs can be moved, yet my brain and ears still functioning, and most important I do have difficulty in breathing and have something I can call a semidream which is always the same, I always thought one day I may die during this struggle which last for a few seconds or maximum 2 minutes, till I finally wake up.
I am always urged to tell those around me , but I later thought they may never understand what I am talking about since they can't relate or they make me to dey start 7 days fasting and prayer over that.
Glory to God I have experience that since a year now.
You just described my experience exactly.
The way I breathe heavily after waking up eventually ehn...

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Crime / Re: Pastor Kolawole Samson Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder In Ondo by lanibi(f): 11:47am On May 30, 2020
Oga bayi o

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Romance / Re: In The Picture Below, Which Level Are You? — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by lanibi(f): 3:43pm On May 25, 2020
Level 1

Nothing spoil smiley
We shall get to level 7 one day
Family / Re: What Nick-name Did Your Bear Back Then In School&why The Name? by lanibi(f): 5:25pm On May 24, 2020
Holyspirit grin
Because I was the assembly prefect and always led songs that are solemn.

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Family / Re: Which One Of These Five Was Used To Discipline You During Childhood?? by lanibi(f): 7:07pm On May 22, 2020
2 and 4 dey give my sense factory reset... Chai! Memories
Family / Re: Why Do Husbands In Africa Die Untimely Before Their Wives? by lanibi(f): 7:02pm On May 22, 2020
Majority die due to underlying sicknesses while for some, it's the intake of alcohol which only few women engage in.


Also, age factor can not be overlooked as men in marriages are older than their wife/wives.

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Romance / Re: What Does My Girlfriend Mean When She Said This To Me? by lanibi(f): 10:55am On May 18, 2020
She seems young and naive.
Op calm down and go see her. Keeping a LDR can be draining.
Family / Re: What Stupid Thing Did You Do In The Past That Crack You Up When You Remember? by lanibi(f): 5:04pm On May 15, 2020
I received a call from my ex one day about 15 mins to 4pm to send him money via bank deposit that day (he's traveling the following day)... As per mumu wey love turn me into, naso I start to dey panic o. I rushed down to the bank and started begging the gate man to allow me enter. Laz laz dude didn't travel the following day.

Whenever I remember ehn, I just dey laugh at my gullible self grin
##############

I went to sleep at a friend's room so I won't sleep off cos I planned being the first to wish a friend " Happy Birthday". Immediately it was 12am, I pulled the call through only for the celebrant to pick up to tell me, "Please call me back... I want to be the first to wish a birthday mate of mine too"

Mehn I just weak for body.

Chai!

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by lanibi(f): 6:53am On May 13, 2020
bukxy:
Must be like Mitchell obama
what do you mean by this please?
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by lanibi(f): 9:30am On May 07, 2020
grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.
Your mumu get levels o
Romance / Re: He Says He Loves Me, Yet Asked Other Girls Out (photos inside) by lanibi(f): 6:56pm On May 03, 2020
Ubunja and harddon are his mentors.


Btw, op is probably trying to indirectly tell us he knows how to clone WhatsApp.
Romance / Re: What's The One Song You Played Or Must Play On Your Wedding Day by lanibi(f): 6:51pm On May 03, 2020
McBrooklyn:
Patoranking - Happy Day

9ice - Wedding Day

2face - African Queen
Nice- Wedding day is a must for me.

I love your list.
Romance / Re: . by lanibi(f): 6:12pm On May 03, 2020
"Good guy" in what sense and to who?
You need to explain these explicitly otherwise, you'll be given contradictory opinions
Family / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Listening To A Song by lanibi(f): 6:06pm On May 03, 2020
bio118:
Yes whenever l listen to 9ice song, Anytime d raining is falling , me and my mummy se la ma gbon omi, we don't sleep when u guys are snoring, we don't mind e ni ba lomo gbogbo ile binukonu , Obe igu pa la ma fin jeba pelu eja shawa.
Same here. I cried several times when listening to this song.


Others are:
Christ the solid rock by Kim Walker Smith
Elohim- HillSong
In control- HillSong
Lucky - an ost in boys over Flowers (kdrama)
Romance / Re: Why Are They Many Lepa Girls In The Yoruba Nation by lanibi(f): 5:53am On May 02, 2020
I am "Lepa" as well tongue

Lol...Is it your body undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by lanibi(f): 9:25pm On May 01, 2020
humilitypays:
He is not being extreme, ladies need to learn decorum, for a guy to summon the courage to walk up to you a stranger and start telling u he likes u, he deserves some little respect, and if you show sign of arrogance when a guy approaches you, a reasonable guy will never call you even after collecting your number and you the lady may lose your best man ever like that. Only foolish playboys chasing any lady for sex endure some nonsense attitudes from ladies in the name of chasing a girl, well to do men with purpose and on a good mission hardly endure it cos they feel bad knowing the thought they have for u is good and u let them down.
I'm not in for "hard to get" games but he just said the lady smiled back at him which depicts politeness. What do you guys want sef?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by lanibi(f): 9:08pm On May 01, 2020
James4bright:


It's just immaturity and nothing else.

I met a girl some weeks ago, starting wooing her immediately I saw her walking in her building, this girl made me talk for too long without saying anything back, but I could catch those little grins and smiles she tried to hide, I knew she liked me but was playing hard to get. Lastly she gave me her number but I didn't even think of calling. Am I mad ni? I hate pretentious and fake people.
Don't you think you're being extreme? How can you expect a lady you just met to give you a "yes"?
Seems you have ego issues
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by lanibi(f): 9:07pm On May 01, 2020
James4bright:


It's just immaturity and nothing else.

I met a girl some weeks ago, starting wooing her immediately I saw her walking in her building, this girl made me talk for too long without saying anything back, but I could catch those little grins and smiles she tried to hide, I knew she liked me but was playing hard to get. Lastly she gave me her number but I didn't even think of calling. Am I mad ni? I hate pretentious and fake people.
Don't you think you're being extreme? How do you expect a lady you just met on the road to give you a"yes" immediately?
Seems you have ego issues undecided
Health / Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by lanibi(f): 10:44am On Apr 30, 2020
Okay.
We know undecided
Family / Re: What's Your Thoughts On Running Away From Home by lanibi(f): 1:40pm On Apr 27, 2020
I once thought about running away from home during my teenage years. A tempting offer came from a guy who has been disturbing me to date him but deep down I know that going there would destroy my life and dreams.

In summary, home training was staring me in the face like this cheesy and I couldn't bring myself to run away to relatives place not to talk of a guy's house.

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