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Car Talk › Re: Hondas And Other Cars With Failed Ball Joint On The Roads (Photos) by lanreni: 9:53pm On Oct 27, 2019
Gbam! This is the conclusion of the whole matter. Case closed. cool
tete7000:
When a car with inherent problem meet careless owner, it becomes double jeopardy. The reason Hondas have more occurrences than other cars...
Education › Re: UNILAG Mermaid: Eyewitness Explains Why Rumored Mermaid Student Was Arrested by lanreni: 11:16pm On Oct 23, 2019
[quote author=deepwater post=83401326]I listened to the background chats on the amateur video that was released.
The voices of the ladies from the University of Lagos, their diction, understanding and use of English language, sense of reasoning, their mental state and state of mind et al.....


University of Lagos has no substance to offer.
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Funny enough, the mermaid girl happens to be the only sensible person in that school.
She is fully aware of her local environment and has got the required skills set to excel in Nigeria which is FEAR.
Just like every-other god of men would do to their sheeples at church, and politicians have done to their followers during election periods; she cast the fear factor on her peers at the University Hall, it worked like magic the school went agog!

This is a story of a girl of which her mates tried to shame her for not bathing twice in a day like they did to Tacha live on TV. Unfortunately, this one is far wiser than Tacha. They say tables do turn, well that is not the issue, the issue is in what direction?
She dropped the joke real fast on all of them, reminding them washing her feet every night without bathing was not ordinary - well, when you tell an average Nigeria your actions are not ordinary they fear and respect you immediately.

I am happy nobody will toil with her or shame her for not bathing twice any more. She has her respect now. Everyone would give her the required space.




Argue with the closed border, please.
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Romance › Re: How True Is 'Behind Every Successful Man Exists A Woman'? by lanreni: 4:10am On Jul 05, 2017
BEHIND EVERY FAILED MAN IS A WOMAN
..............that is more accurate.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Anchor University Is Recruiting by lanreni: 12:17am On Nov 26, 2016
Dgraphix:
Deeper life high school in abuja 70 are not membere!!! So far u r born again! U wiLl be employed as a staff!!! Am a witness
you people quoting me anyhow, see una life? comparing high school experience to university. smh!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Anchor University Is Recruiting by lanreni: 12:15am On Nov 26, 2016
GoodMuyis:
Your are wrong. Even though Charity [love] begins at home, you are wrong.
In Kaduna here The Deeper Life High School has a lot of Muslim Children attending, their parents are judging the standard of the school be the standard of the church.

The last recruitment held in Kaduna here, there are lots of non members who qualified to the last stage.

Mind you the school is not for the church, but for Nigerians, and Quality first before personality.
keep dreaming. go and find out about covenant, MFM, redeemer's university, etc. by the time you come back, i don't think you will say its for nigerians. they may relax for students, but for staff, i don't think so.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by lanreni: 12:18am On Nov 17, 2016
Please anyone in the house. Kindly forward to me also. Thanks.
towaseus@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Anchor University Is Recruiting by lanreni: 12:12am On Nov 17, 2016
If you are not a member, kindly swerve! cheesy angry undecided
..well at least i am sure of one thing in this university: Both staff and students will be members!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In Need Of Gmat Question. by lanreni: 12:05am On Nov 11, 2016
ejdan:
done....check ur mail
thanks bro.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In Need Of Gmat Question. by lanreni: 12:18am On Nov 09, 2016
Please house, i need it also. Thanks.
towaseus@gmail.com
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Unveils 'Satan 2' Missile Image by lanreni: 7:29pm On Oct 26, 2016
Not a bit surprised. Russia is the most educated country in the world with literacy put at 99%. Contrary to what the west want us to believe, there were the first to land on the moon!, though initially denied not landing, so that they could harness any discovery for the soviets. It was what inspired the US Appolo missions, that it was possible. There were the first to interact with aliens, and i can bet that their literacy levels, technological advancement and even their language is inspired by alien civillizations. Till today, they hold the largest store of nuclear warheads in the world! There's a restricted zone within one of Russia's cities, where absolutely no one comes in and no one goes out! They have also been the first to experiment with devices that can control and give instructions to the brain remotely (psychogenic generators). No wonder they don't mix well, yet they like luring countries especially like US students to come study there.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Releases More Chibok Girls To DSS - NewsExpressngr.com by lanreni: 3:01pm On Oct 26, 2016
MONITZ:
Kk, sir.
Thats my boy.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Releases More Chibok Girls To DSS - NewsExpressngr.com by lanreni: 9:27am On Oct 26, 2016
MONITZ:
U re wasting ur time because most Nigerians believe the Chibok girls scam. How they were able to take a population of about 180 million humans for a ride still baffles me. They don't know y the countries that came in to help us locate and release the girls left as soon as they came, i believe they knew it was a conspiracy within the northern elites who were bent on wresting power from the "bloody southerner" that usurped their born to rule position and since the northerners re stooges to our colonialists, they to also play along or keep quiet since they will also benefit more at the end of the day if they(the north) eventually get the power because it would be less of a stress to the colonialists compared to wen a non-northerner is there.

So many stories around these Chibok girls, so much that u don't even know which is official and which is from the grapevine,its like one new week, one new story or gist to tickle our fancy.... .
Blame yourself for your confusion. Go sit down somewhere, purge yourself from bias and contact me for proper education.
Politics › Re: Fayose Blasts FG, Miyetti Allah Over Threat On Ekiti People by lanreni: 11:31pm On Oct 25, 2016
Justiceleague1:
SAI FAYOSE

#FAYOSE4PRESIDENT



grabs popcorn,afonja abobakus on their way...zombies
Sai Fayose....i agree
Fayose4president....stop dreaming.
Politics › Re: Justice Binta Nyako Is Buhari’s Sister – IPOB Cries Out by lanreni: 11:23pm On Oct 25, 2016
THE IPODS HAVE BEEN HALLUCINATING SINCE 1966!
Family › Re: A Frustrated Woman by lanreni: 11:06pm On Oct 25, 2016
I hate to hear stories like this that should touch...but no!...i will not allow it to touch me, cos its a mumu story. i am sure he is probably not the first you slept with and i am very sure it would not be the last! Do you know why? Both of you will never be happy in that relationship and both of you will start looking outside.. Even if you stay single, i doubt wether you won't be opening your legs for every dick, tom and harry that promises to take care of you and the baby. You have just activated karma! Its unfortunate that people like you refuse to seek good advise before taking steps, yet you now disturb everybody with your wahala, even God. You sound like someone who is emotionally unstable, yet you distance yourself from friends, family and pastors who could give you some good advice. At other times, you are head strong in carrying out foolish plans like this one. I will advice you to better marry him like that and cope with him, than cancel the marraige, just because its the better of two bad options. I don't know which other man you want to dump your/his responsibility on. Secondly, you must bear the shame and carry the cross for the child's sake. You have lost your own right to happiness. Stop being self-centered and go ahead. You will learn the lessons your boy/girl would need not to make the kind of silly mistakes you have made, just because you failed to master your emotions. congratulations in advance!
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 4:05pm On Oct 25, 2016
Forwetinnah:
Drink your garri in peace, let mama peace drink the oil because she's a bonafide inlaw to the region...allow us to drink the oyel na? Wosai!! Better her than that opolo eyes of a man called Tinubu who's greed has reduced him to NOTHING!! GOSH!! The leeches just won't stop until their greed kills them. You can't leave the ND oil because your lives depend on it, don't kid yourself. Your myopia is unprecedented. Begin to list the things the crooks from your extraction have achieved with the same oil money for themselves, starting from OBJ. That's an assignment. .i expect you to do it very well so the loose screws in your brain will be tightened. I blame the mechanic who works on your head
You see ur life inside pipeline now? so mama peace was not born in the nigerdelta? See ya life.You are blaming other regions for not making productive use of your oil. blinded by nepotism and tribalism, you fail to see the bastards in ur camp that sold you guys away with your wealth to strangers. Esaus who stupidly sell off their birthrights for porridge! Smh!
Politics › Re: We Fought Corruption Without Making Noise – jonathan by lanreni: 3:56pm On Oct 25, 2016
Mujaheeeden:
Where is your post condemning Amaechi? You are the real Voltron defender of all corrupt people
Are you now comparing Amechi and GEJ's corruption when there were governor and president respectively. Compared to GEJ, Amechi is a saint.
Politics › Re: Justice Ofili-ajumogobia Wired $900k To Foreign Bank Accounts In Two Years- EFCC by lanreni: 8:58am On Oct 25, 2016
Mujaheeeden:
Show me who has being convicted since all these media trials started?


****
Which is better, media trials or jungle justice?
Phones › Re: Before A Communication Mast Is Mounted In Your Property(read) by lanreni: 1:14am On Oct 25, 2016
linearity:
This is a myth, has been debunked millions times over, he even gave you a reference 'mythbuster', you can also google this.

Cell phone radiations used the in non-ionizing region of the electromagnetic spectrum of light. The non-ionizing electromagnetic spectrum does not interfere with cellular growth or processes.

People who spread this myth confuses the non-ionizing spectrum of electromagnetic radiation with the ionizing spectrum. The ionizing spectrum includes ultraviolate light, x-rays and gamma rays and these are carcinogenic, hence their importance in medicines, because their ionizing properties can be channeled medically to cure diseases.

It may interest you to learn that the light that enters your eyes and enables you to see, is also a non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation just like the radiation from your cellphone.

Perform the same experiment you just illustrated, but use a light source instead or another non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation, you will get the same result. In fact, subject the egg to repeated sound effects, you will also achieve the same results....The common denominator is all these is that, these activities displaces the particles around the egg, which then travels through the egg and subsequently displaces the egg particles, as the egg particular collides with each other, thereby gaining energy that will gradually heat them up...we were all thought these in elementary physic class.
Good write up, but recent studies have shown that certain materials used in making gadgets like phones can also emit ionizing radiation. Back to non-ionizing radiation. It is not completly safe! and remember, developing countries like nigeria have become dumping grounds for technology. who screens our mobile phones for example, to confirm that they meet up with global maximum levels?
Phones › Re: Before A Communication Mast Is Mounted In Your Property(read) by lanreni: 1:02am On Oct 25, 2016
tdayof:
Nice reply.
Since the person claimed the phone EM energy boiled the egg, then the sun should be able to do so.

I won't be able to type much but you can google Electromagnetic radiation and check NASA links. It should be brief compared to using Wikipedia.
Chai. too much unnecessary information would confuse you the more. who help you write your project in school? simply study blackbody radiation.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 12:32am On Oct 25, 2016
Forwetinnah:
Sorry o!! I hear wetin happen to you! How is the SW better than the ND? What a bloody joke cheesy !! You dey console yourself with pictures from oil producing communities abi na wetin? Ogbeni, come and see for yourself...your towns are nothing compared to ours. Dey there dey promote Master/Slave ideology
I can see you have successfully decieved yourself. Little wonder everyother part of the country, including your leaders, rapes and rips off your so called "our oyel"., and leave the rest of you beggarly. Even mama peace recognises the lack on intelligence in that area, thats why she is busy building hotels and plazas for her class of people. The rest of you should go drink your oil or be wasted like coakroaches while avenging.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2016
Forwetinnah:
See Black Amala who isn't brain washed..you've cleverly called out Dickson and Wike but forgot the chronic thieves from your extraction. How much did Fashola open a website with, how much was used for boreholes? What has Aregbe rascal done to improve the lives of Osun people? What did OBJ do for his people in Otta? Come to talk of Tinubu. You loonies are too young to be suffering from Alzheimers...hypocrisy and the quest to take over the ND and it's resources has eaten up your brains and will send you all to psychiatric doctors. Just imagine...with all the craziness as regards spending going on in this administration, you only saw Wike and Dickson to call out. Go and remove them from their respective offices.
Chai!! This one na real wailer o! unfortunately for you, i am not a zombie, neither am i a tribalistic robot like you. i will not deny your facts, but the improverishment of your people should be blamed on your leaders. the southwest will forever be better than ur creeks, not because u don't brains...sorry have oil, but you all have rubbed it on ur bodies and set fire on yourselves! RIP(Rest Inthe feaces of PDP)
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 8:23pm On Oct 24, 2016
Themandator:
The agency of government responsible for fighting corruption got the document t... It was officially and publicly delivered to them.
See ignorance i am talking about! so does that vindicate him of his own charges? or is DSS or EFCC offices now courtrooms? is he expecting DSS/EFCC to summon Amechi for his own case of alleged intimidation and leave the case of alleged criminality of which he was arrested? he should have done that since january when it happened. unfortunately, he has gotten fans like you, to pander sentiments of victimization. the cry of all sensible nigerians should be is let them go to court! as the witnesses and cases progress, if they like they can call PMB to come and say what he knows about any alleged bribery. Thats the right place where he can tender evidences of alleged inducement by Amechi and how it was Amechi that directed DSS to intimidate him! Dead case if you ask me.But for his corruptability, he should have know the appropriate thing to do if Amechi came enticing him.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 8:09pm On Oct 24, 2016
Forwetinnah:
Where's the footage this woman is blabbing about, so we should take her word for it...think bend bend mbok. Wait till the so called case gets to court, you all will turn out looking very stu:pid as with the case of Dasuki and co. All these wanton stories can only excite people like you who only see one side of a coin. When Jega met with these APC crooks which was against electoral laws before the Presidential elections in Dubai..were you dumb? I don't see why people who flaunt their impunity everywhere should be asking others to respect laws. Rivers And Akwa Ibom will never be APC. You see those 2 golden goose. .e fly una sosai!!
I think you are the one looking at a side of a coin, and it has made you so stupid not to see the corruption and failure of Gov. dickson and Gov. wike. it is their own success that will really rub mud in the eyes of Amechi/PMB/APC, not falling into thesame pit. Can you please transfer your gragra to your leaders in the nigerdelta to see that the people of niger delta enjoy governance they are not enjoying, even though PDP has been in charge since 1999. Don't let your wailing blind you in demanding good governance from ur leaders, but i doubt it, cos the brainwashing na epic!
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 6:41am On Oct 24, 2016
Forwetinnah:
This is how useless APC can be..has Wike denied ever visiting Okoro unlike Ameachi who swore thunder and brimstone that he had never visited Okoro's house till a cctv footage of him came out? When you catch them in a pool of bloody lies, they come up with some stupid story as cover up
When was there a CCTV footage of Amechi visiting justice okoro? Think straight please.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 6:35am On Oct 24, 2016
Themandator:
You should wonder why the documents submitted to EFCC has not seen the list of the day or you are not aware the documentation was done publicly and Amaechi refused to appear?
Evidences are and should be tendered in courts, not in newspapers, media houses or during press conference. was Amechi summoned by a court hearing the matter? why should he then appear? to where? can NJC summon Amechi? smh! ignorant nigerians
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 6:27am On Oct 24, 2016
yinkslinks:
fOOLISH GOVERNMENT. DOES CCTV WORK IN NIGERIA? HAHAHAHAHA OKOROCHA IMBECILEEEEEE
FOOLISH NIGERIAN, FOR NOT KNOWING CCTVs WORK IN GOOD HOTELS.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Obtains CCTV Footage Of Wike And Justice Okoro's Illegal Meeting by lanreni: 10:34pm On Oct 23, 2016
ikennaf1:
Zombie( sarrki) no even know when im call fellow zombie(omenka) a wailer. Chai zombiesm is BAD.

Comrades in zombeism.
ZOMBIESM AND WAILERISM IS A CURSE!
Politics › Re: Ali Dikwa: CAN Paid Me N1m To Keep Quiet Over Jonathan’s N7bn Largesse by lanreni: 9:43pm On Oct 23, 2016
DesChyko:
Bros, my team just lose 4-0.
If you mention me again, I go send you SMS swear undecided
Take rope commit sucide nah. na condolence letter manure....sorry manu go send ur people. dis one no be case sef. go do thanksgiving say e no pass 4, with that kain yeye 4-4-2 formation & mumu defending. if you reply me, i go tell arsenal make them put manure for una injury. kikikikikikikikikiki
Politics › Re: Ali Dikwa: CAN Paid Me N1m To Keep Quiet Over Jonathan’s N7bn Largesse by lanreni: 6:24pm On Oct 23, 2016
DesChyko:
Sorry for you wasting your time, but what relationship does hearsay have to do with the debacle between Amaechi and the NJC? undecided

Well, one good thing about 'Mentions' is that it keeps strangers within reach. Let's see how it plays out.
The debacle between Amechi and NJC lies in the figment of Amechi/PMB-haters imagination. the intellectual minds know that the judges are just trying to divert attention. it should be the NJC and DSS debacle.
Secondly, contrary to many of you, media trials based on hearsays about Amechi is not tenable. let the judges go to court and prove that first, the monies and arms in their residences were lawfully owned and second, prove with evidence that their arrests was an act of vendatta for not collecting bribes. let all parties proceed to court. thats were accused persons go to.
Politics › Re: Ali Dikwa: CAN Paid Me N1m To Keep Quiet Over Jonathan’s N7bn Largesse by lanreni: 1:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
DesChyko:
Do you know that to take a record of a meeting without the consent of both parties is against the law? And even if the judge did that, are you expecting him to make it public? Do you know the suits that may come up if they notice he has been recording calls? Asking after records is pathetic. It is only in cases of 'security' or those of grave consequence that call recording can be admitted as evidence.

Well, the case is for DSS to prove, not the judge. I doubt if Amaechi's case would ever see the courtroom because a lot of threats would have exchanged hands to die that affair.
What is this one saying? that amechi's case will not see the courtroom because of threats? who admits any case in court as a result of hearsay? in fact, it proves thatpeople had been offering him bribes without his speaking up. also, its an indictment on the NJC of their sluggishness in even protecting the good judges from monetary intimidation. by the way, i am waiting for the law that says you can't submit an unconsented recording to court.

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