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Travel › Re: Dana Air Adds Boeing 737- 700 Aircraft To Fleet, To Commence ‘early Bird’’ Servi by lantres000(m): 9:32am On Sep 03, 2018

Dana has the best aircraft in Naija at the moment. Unlike those other airlines with engine roaring like it wants to fall off

Celebrities › Re: Mr 2kay Flaunts His 2015 Lexus 250 (Photo) by lantres000(m): 1:06pm On Aug 06, 2018

Readonee35L:

This is a 2007 Lexus Is250 with a upgraded front Bumper Conversion.

Price is 3.5 Million Max

This man knows cars sha. Nice one

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: General Electric Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment (13 Positions) by lantres000(m): 9:16pm On Jul 14, 2018

This is some Professional Issh men. I love such Job application.

Crime › Re: Guy Caught After Disguising As Lady In Order To Kidnap Children In Rivers. Photo by lantres000(m): 6:37pm On Jul 11, 2018

izzou:

Port Harcourt has really changed. Maybe because of the hardship on ground

The Port Harcourt I know before would have offered this ~~lady~~ guy as a burnt offering unto the devil

I swear he was damn lucky.If it was an area like Eleme,trust me they would have handed him over to the Devil

Crime › Re: How Corper Linda Nkechi Igwetu Died After Police Shot Her - She Was Treated by lantres000(m): 1:56pm On Jul 05, 2018

These days, when i get to police check point,i simply turn on inner light and place my two hands on the steering wheels.

Even if police officer says "Your wife is a LovePeddler" i will go really dont mind her jor.

Brothers and sister Gun has its own spirit. Dont dare the man with a gun

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Crime › Re: A Child Sleeping By The Roadside With His Plantain Tray At Night In Lagos by lantres000(m): 11:10am On Jul 05, 2018

OgogoroFreak:
Lazy child!

That was a wrong statement my brother.

Career › Re: Are There Second Class Lower Graduates In Multinational Oil Companies? by lantres000(m): 8:34am On Apr 03, 2018

When u have experience, i mean better experience even a third class can fly.

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Crime › Weird Robbery Technique In Commercial Bus by lantres000(op): 9:27am On Oct 23, 2017

Good Morning Guys

Its Ember month again and the hustle is crazy. Yesterday i was heading to Arekpo through Secretariate (the one at CMD road) and saw this Bus who claims to be heading my way. I took the front seat and all of a sudden the conductor goes "Bros abeg put your seat belt Road safety dey front" The seat belt was very hard and he kept on saying "Abeg use ur two hand drag am the thing dey seize some times" I kept on dragging this stuck seat belt and all of a sudden he goes " Na Arekpo you dey go? Abeg no vex i no dey go again.

I peacefully stepped out of his Bus only to discover that my phone has left my pocket.

Has any of you experienced this before?

Celebrities › Re: Video From DJ Olu Abiodun & Chime Amaechina's Last Night With Money In Car Boot by lantres000(m): 8:34am On Oct 12, 2017

Now you can see why money should not be in the hands of Kids

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Car Talk › Re: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by lantres000(m): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2017

Jiang:
Thats impossible, unless ofcourse you are a car thief

Bros it has happened to me before when i was using a red Tinny light camry. Came out of a Bar and Was trying to open a similar red camry. My eyes went to the dash board and i saw an Army belt. Exactly when i realised it wasnt my car the army man came and was about to raise alarm and he don even hold my shirt before i quickly pointed to my car and he confirmed it was my car and we both laughed over it. It happens

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Education › Re: "I Shall Resign If Found Guilty Of Inflating OAUSU Bus Price"--OAUSU President by lantres000(m): 9:51am On Jun 22, 2017

When i saw this post at first i didnt doubt it at all. We once tried to buy a more rickety Bus as a gift to some missionary project and the seller was calling 5M Last.

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Travel › Re: "Smoke Covers Aero Flight From Port-Harcourt To Lagos"- Female Twitter User Says by lantres000(m): 4:46am On Apr 19, 2017

Doctorfitz:
Smoke or u high? All these cooked twitter stories...

Cooked Ke !!! Bros when it cmes to aero dont stick your neck for them o. They are the most shitty airline in Nigeria at the moment. I have been on that same Aero when Oxygen Mask dropped

Business › Re: How Payporte Became Famous Brand in Online Retail Stores Like Jumia And Konga by lantres000(m): 8:43am On Apr 15, 2017

If you have seen the movie Series POWER. You will now understand the principles of cleaning Money.

Cheers guys

Investment › Has Anyone Recently Use The Piggy Bank Savings Scheme by lantres000(op): 10:51am On Apr 11, 2017

Good Morning Gents

Gents i stumbled into some website where you can save your money in an E-wallet and then get to withdraw when you have met your target savings. It has absolutely nothing to do with Ponzi from what i can see, and they claim to be in affiliation with UBA Plc.

Just wondering if any of you have used it before now and how viable are they.The web address is www.piggybank.ng

Mods Hope am not breaching any code of conduct

Politics › Re: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by lantres000(m): 10:29pm On Mar 28, 2017

[quote author=Doriana2 post=55044507
I am a 3 pointer. A grade I am not even comfortable with. WHAT about you?[/quote]Thought as much you are still in school. The day you enter the cooperate world, come back here then we can talk.

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Crime › Re: Man Cut His Wife’s Corpse Into Parts (Graphic Photos) by lantres000(m): 1:49pm On Feb 21, 2017

Which one Police say make he use the Body pose for camera. Gezz police and their hopeless style of Investigation

Car Talk › Re: See Why Bmw And Mercedes Build Similar Cars by lantres000(m): 8:43am On Feb 21, 2017

symbianDON:
in what sense sir? Please educate me

We are talking cars here and this my Oga ia talking abut Honda and Toyota

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Investment › Re: Reasons Why I Stand Against MMM by lantres000(m): 10:08pm On Jan 16, 2017

OP you are sounding like a learner... Yes and you are sounding pretty cheap. Old man like you still dey do Girlfriend you are just a $hit head and a cheap Skate

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Politics › Re: The Poor Vs The Rich In Nigerian Prisons: See The Difference (Photos) by lantres000(m): 9:53pm On Dec 18, 2016

What was who ever the owner of this thread trying to come up with?

Make Big man go Prison? This is how you people will put 50 Naira in Offering and Expect to go to 500,000 Naira school because na pastor get am How will you compare a co operate criminal with a terrorist.... NONSENCE

Politics › Re: My Voice Was Used In The Leaked Audio Recording – Wike Cries Out by lantres000(m): 3:17pm On Dec 16, 2016

alaskido:
Everything is possible in Nigeria. If they can kill Dele Giwa with a letter bomb what is there in voice changing. APC go sit down for gutter.

If you Listened to that voice correctly, There were some pronunciations that were just WIKE like ''Ewo'' ''Ehen'' ''Plateu'' and above all ''Kill''. These few words sold that man Out rightly. Am a Big fan of Wike but lets dont lie to ourselves.

Investment › Re: Exposed: How MMM 'number 1 Guider' Collected Over N1B Within 1year (photos) by lantres000(m): 12:54pm On Dec 15, 2016

Phranex:
My Oga if there is any thing that will crash MMM it is Nairaland and all other Online News.

First Up i must commend your analogy, (Quite Smart ) But you are forgetting that MMM script was written on a high level Mathematical and Statistical Algorithm which even a Nigerian Professor cannot Handle. Be very sure every body saw this December Hoax coming. By the time these guys go Back to the drawing Board, and get all the inputs right MMM will sure bounce back in January but lets be very sure there will be a dooms day.

Least i forget they reduced Guiders Profit to 2% from 5% way before the crash. So lets dont blame any thing on guiders

lemme tell you more.

In January, if they unfreeze accounts so people could start requesting for help. There would so many people wanting to cash out. And that my friend would be the END OF SOLOMON GRUNDY.

But if for whatever reasons, MMM SURVIVED january and gets to Febraury, i would continue my MMM account. The cycle would continue from the Feb to Nov again.

The guilders are the thieves...... But the bigger thief is Mavro himself (if he is real). That dude should be the richest in the world (he would never declare his assets) right now. Imagine getting a % off every MMM member worldwide.

Christianity Etc › Re: Photos Of Reigners Bible Church Under Construction by lantres000(m): 1:10pm On Dec 12, 2016

lofty900:
winners has no pillar in the middle. Ask anyone

Thats because he has done his home work. I can bet thats what this man of God was trying to copy before he got his hands Burnt.

Agriculture › Re: My Fish Pond Construction Project In Benin City by lantres000(m): 10:48pm On Nov 30, 2016

paulavon:
Plastering work

Fantastic!!! But wait there was this method i got wind of in one of these Agri Fare. Someone mentioned that you need not do any flooring, but all you need do is to introduce water and cultivate See weeds on it before you introduce the fish. In the process you create a habitat which enhances ecological balance. Am really impressed sir

Phones › Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by lantres000(m): 4:37pm On Nov 05, 2016

Unsad:
Infinix HOT 2. WORST PHONE EVER

Na God go Bless you... Thats the most useless Device in earth

Celebrities › Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by lantres000(m): 8:09pm On Sep 16, 2016

Afro Candy Agadi Ewu

Family › Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by lantres000(m): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2016

thekingisback:
A slap or two is definitely the solution. If you're not willing to do that, then I'll suggest you give her the silent treatment.

hahahahaah In Engineering its called Manual Override.

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Science/Technology › Re: Eclipse Seen In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (pictured) by lantres000(m): 11:51am On Sep 01, 2016

Please were did this person see eclipse.The rain wey beat me no be today own

Travel › Re: Aero Contractors Airlines Nigeria Suspends Operation by lantres000(m): 5:58pm On Aug 31, 2016

Ah what about people like us wey get like two tickets wey we never use. Are they doing a refund or what?

Crime › Re: Herdsman Caught In Enugu With AK47 Rifle by lantres000(m): 9:36am On Aug 30, 2016

What are they waiting for to shoot his leg pending on investigation

Romance › Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by lantres000(m): 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2016

hahahahhahahahahahaha exactly what was going on in my mind

MacSmart:
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Pay Him N500,000 For A Job? by lantres000(m): 11:39am On Aug 19, 2016

monthly salary ke? So as them dey prepare schedule them go say abeg deduct so so amount from Mr XYZ account, or went you go tell accountant ?

manup:
Exactly my thoughts too.

But it he is serious, he can go and borrow if he has anywhere to do so.

U don get chance, many are looking for this.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Pay Him N500,000 For A Job? by lantres000(m): 11:36am On Aug 19, 2016

Its a Gamble bros. I have seen a 5Million Naira Job slot for a Multi Oil and Gas firm. The job went through wella and you know how these guys start you. But uniform job scam too much. It might not be ur guy, but the agent.

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