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HealthRe: Confused And Heartbroken: My Son Was Diagnosed With Sickle Cell Anemia by lanzini309: 7:51am On May 17, 2025
Boss the fact remains that you and your wife know that you're both As you guys are just hoping for a miracle. But if what you said is the truth separation is the best option.
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HealthRe: Confused And Heartbroken: My Son Was Diagnosed With Sickle Cell Anemia by lanzini309: 7:35am On May 17, 2025
utepu:
Greetings Brother. I empathize with you in this difficult time. It really not your fault. But one thing is certain, God can change your AS status and heal your child.

Go to Divine Hand of God Prophetic Ministry at Area 1 Abuja. Your story will change.

It is free of charge.

Your religion doesn't matter
Sun service start from 8am
Thursday service by 3pm
You will testify



Warm regards,
Some people na slap Una deserve which kind mumu advice be this so the pastor go change the genotype ABI? Abeg for how many months e go take the pastor to change am? We are talking about medical issues you're bringing pastor here religion don cover your brain.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Uses His Teeth To Lift A Lady In Viral Video by lanzini309: 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2024
[quote author=HumphreyGspot post=132769347][/quote]I can lift 60kg with my teeth as well.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:54pm On May 26, 2024
Courz:
Facts! It is a Cult. To make matters worse, they also created their own version of the Bible with distorted verses to suit their doctrines. Any Bible verse they didn't like that doesn't align with their doctrines, they either scatter it, rearrange the verse or add or remove words to change the message of the verse. Proof of this is below.

https://www.nairaland.com/8088472/manipulation-bible-verses-jehovahs-witness
This is a big fat lie.. try carry their bible and your own compare them look for what is different there. Send it to my dm.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:48pm On May 26, 2024
Courz:
Even the Jehovah's Witnesses you are supporting have doctrines that are not Bible based. So, they are all the same. In case you are not aware, Jehovah's Witnesses have their different form of Tithes. They have a specific amount of money they pay per JW. When the money is not up to the total per JW In a congregation, they are always told that they have a Deficit, meaning the amount they have is not up to the required. So, even though they are not forced to pay, they are always told they have a deficit in a congregation. Jehovah's witnesses pay money to Watchtower Bible and Tract Society and keep some in their congregatios. Money never flows from Watchtower to Jehovah's Witnesses.
This is a big lie bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 people eghen
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:40pm On May 26, 2024
Isokoson1:
Make the op getout abeg, Jehovah witness way my guy dey attend with him fada for years, d fada come dey sick, and nah blood the old man need, omo the church no gree, and this my guy just newly get work for immigration, and the fada nah okada em dey do take train the children till dey graduate, nah time way him go chop the fruit of him labour reach, una dey say make the children no donate blood give Dia fada, omo bros change am for the church nah, tell them to go to hell, that whether they like it or not the father must collect blood transfusion , Las Las the boy and the younger brothers run am.. Their fada they enjoy now as I dey tell you.. That church dey cage people seriously...church way Dia members dey keep malice like say tomorrow no dey.. Op getout abeg. ..

Even if you put gun for head ,I no go fit step my two left leg inside that place...


I no kukuma dey go church because all the pastors are all pastorprenuer
abeg give us the full gist which church the father still dey go now no lie oo
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:35pm On May 26, 2024
OnknownSoldier:
I appreciate your submission but you are not entirely correct. Especially the below:

“Do you know that the religion teaches that Christ did not die for the Sins of all mankind but he died for just 144,000 persons known as the anointed ones”.
make Una dey do Una research well 144,000 are those that will rule with jesus for 1000 years before the second death. I see say you never read bible reach that side.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:26pm On May 26, 2024
Truvelisback:
What is the difference between an Offering and Voluntary Offering? grin Bro, No difference. An Offering is always voluntary. Secondly, regarding tithing. The purpose of tithing is to solve some monetary problem in the church. JW don't take tithe but they take donations or Voluntary offering.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read on the internet today.. your are so dumb bro.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:15pm On May 26, 2024
blowjohn:
OP I respect ur views but I think ur inserting emotions.

Ur assertions is like people that say that this pastor is real because of his philanthropy.

It's like saying that this or that church is better because they cater for the poor in all their branches.


Again, I ask u, how do u have respect for a church that u ur self already stated that u don't agree with some of their teachings?


Any doctrine not of the Bible is heresy, false, satanic, and Antichrist.


Take note: am not branding the Jehovah's witness as false or evil.

Am saying that when it comes to Christ like teachings or things of God, if it's not it, then it's not it.

U have no business respecting some parts of it.


I say this, cos if u try to change the thi gs u don't like( by the way this are weighty subjects), u will meet a brick wall.


If I go to a church and am forced to pay 150k for annoitinh oil, I will run away even if the pastor there does all the evengelism or all the philanthropy in this world.


U have to be careful about edifying certain things. These are the end times.

OP, some of ur points are weak.

Devotion, less emphasis on money.

They don't even indulge in many spiritual things like the pentecostals.

Money: that's subjective. Av met one that likes money like tomorrow no dey.


Lower divorce rate: do they marry outside their church?
Why?
Is it biblical?

Lastly, ask ur self: the things u don't agree on with them, are they weighty enough for u to give them respect? Are they such that one can lose his/her soul if followed?

If they are administrative petty things like dressing then, Perhaps fine.
But if they are teachings that hold no place in the Bible then to me, I stay clear.

Peace.
this are not true though they are based on your assumptions. Get closer to them, do your research before you say stup.d stuff about them. They are simply the best I am not one of them but I know much about them. They are near perfect..
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by lanzini309: 7:07pm On May 26, 2024
OnknownSoldier:
I am naturally drawn to things that people generally criticize and most of the time, I do find out that most of these things are not really what people say they are. People would generally hate what they don’t understand and that is the case of the Jehovah’s Witnesses. While growing up, I watched people avoid interacting with them and this made me curious to know about their doctrines.

After studying with the Jehovah’s Witnesses for more than 12 years, I can say that they are widely misunderstood by most people. Do I totally agree with them? No, I do not but I share their perspective in some areas like the subject of the Trinity and Tithing. I do not actively study with the Jehovah’s Witnesses anymore but here are areas they have my respect.

First, is evangelism. Without a doubt, no other Christian set actively evangelizes like the Jehovah’s Witnesses, none even come close. As a Jehovah’s Witness, you are readily mandated to evangelize not just occasionally like most Christian sets but regularly.

Second is their civility. As far as I am concerned, I think the Jehovah’s Witnesses are the most civilized Christian set in Nigeria. Even though they use microphones in their services, you can barely hear a sound outside their kingdom hall. I think most churches need to learn from them on how not to disturb people with their horn speakers. It can be very annoying.

Third is their uniformity. I have gone to kingdom halls and many Jehovah’s Witnesses’ conferences in many regions of the country and I can confirm that they teach the same message everywhere. Most multi-branched churches in Nigeria are not like this. Don't let me start to mention names.

Fourth is biblical knowledge. When it comes to biblical knowledge, I haven't seen that Christian set that can win the Jehovah’s Witnesses in a Bible-based debate even though a lot of people will argue that their teachings are heresies. The truth of the matter is that no church is perfect and Jehovah’s Witnesses are not an exemption. Try an engage a random 8-year-old Jehovah’s Witness, you will be shocked by his or her narration of biblical events.

Recently, I was watching a video of two pastors arguing about tithing on Facebook and I was so irritated by the pastor arguing for why Christians should pay tithe. The Bible verses he was using as his defense were totally irrelevant to the points he was making. Jehovah's Witnesses are not like that. If you ask a Jehovah’s Witness a question he doesn't know, he will not try to be proof smart to you or beat around the bush, he will simply tell you that he does have the answer to your question but he will reach out to his superior for the answer. Trust me, he will always come back with a reasonable response even if it doesn't really answer the question exactly but at least it will sound very reasonable.

Fifth is their lower divorce rate. Of course, there will certainly be Jehovah’s Witnesses who are divorced but I am yet to see one myself. Do you know one? The Bible says, “By their fruits, we shall know them. This is a clear testament to show that the word of God is of great effect in their lives. Yeah!

Sixth is their devotion. When it comes to devotion, I rate the Jehovah’s Witnesses very high. A Jehovah’s Witness with an MSc can decide to turn into an artisan simply because he doesn't want anything that will hinder him from going to weekly meetings at the Kingdom Hall. One of their members once told me that he has never missed a meeting in his entire life and if I wasn't mistaken, he should be around 32 years of age when he told me that. Jehovah’s Witnesses don't joke with their meetings and that's why you will rarely see a Jehovah’s Witness working in the bank.

Lastly is their less emphasis on money. This is one area I respect the Jehovah’s Witnesses most. A Jehovah’s Witness will politely stop you by the road, hand you a book that would have cost you a lot of money, and ask that you give a free-will offering. Even if N5 is all you have, he will collect. This is not the way it is in other Christian sets where everything is for sale. The only Christian set that is a bit like the Jehovah’s Witnesses in this regard is the Christ Embassy with their “Rhapsody of Reality”. It will shock you that the Jehovah’s Witnesses do not take offerings or tithe in their meeting except a box at the entrance of the hall where members can drop their voluntary offerings. Sometimes I imagine how they can run their publications and the maintenance of their halls. I don't think there is any better way to explain the true provision of God than that.

In conclusion, I know a lot of Christians see the Jehovah’s Witnesses as a heretic movement or even a demonic one but I don't think so. Instead, I see sincere people who are devoted to God in the way they know best. Whether their doctrine is accurate or not, I just hope God counts the sincerity of their heart and devotion as righteousness.

Written by Ifedayo Oyewumi
They are simply the best my brother no religion come close.
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Rejected Anniversary Money Because It's Too Small by lanzini309: 1:09pm On Oct 23, 2023
MightySparrow:
Your pastor knows your worth. He should expect more from you. Some of you asked for prayers to get jobs you are doing now.


As you are expanding, his ministry has to expand also. Who knows whether the church is in a rental hall now. You want him to stay there for ever?

Youths of the church, stand up to do the needful and stop posting nonsense for here.
You get it?
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read online this year..
RomanceRe: Need Advice Urgently by lanzini309: 4:54pm On Oct 01, 2023
How old are you bro
RomanceWhat Can I Do To Get My Money Back by lanzini309(op): 3:00pm On Apr 20, 2023
Don't mind my English please.
I mistakenly transfer 200k to a first bank account. After I discovered that I have made this mistake, I immediately call my bank UBA and explain to them what really happened.
They promise to send mail to first bank regarding the transaction, and I was ask to give them 10 working days to work on it. I even went to first bank to make a complain about the transaction they ask me to go to my bank that it is my bank that will make a complaint. So the Second day I received a call from UBA that they have sent mail to first bank, but if I want to fast track the process I should go and get a court order.
So i decided to wait for the 10 working days thinking that the issue might have been solved by then and the money would have been reversed and if Not I will get a court order. So after waiting for Ten day I called my bank and I was told that First bank didn't reply to their mail mind you I do call my bank on a daily basis to remind them of my problem you know how bank customer care works especially UBA i spent thousands on call cards.
So I had to look for a Lawyer to get a court order I paid the Lawyer 30k with alot of stress. After 3 weeks the court order was ready I took it to First bank and the manager told me that the person has withdrawn the money that she will have to forward the court order to their Legal team and wait for their reply so that they will call the person to refund the money. And they refused to give me the person's number.
After spending close to 50k plus the stress I pass through I even went to first bank to complain myself in which the directed me to my bank and I was so sure that my bank sent them a mail. Please how do I get my money back I need an advise. The lawyer want us to file suit against first bank but I don't have the money I can't just lose 250k this kind time. Things hard abeg mod push to front page. Attached is the picture of the transaction.

Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Get My Money Back. by lanzini309(op): 8:41pm On Apr 19, 2023
TinubuDeDrugLor:
Write efcc. Go to their twitter page and Facebook.

Post all the details.
Thank you
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Get My Money Back. by lanzini309(op): 8:25pm On Apr 19, 2023
overdrive:
The fault is entirely yours.move on bro.
No be today person don dey do mistake nah see the case of that 280m so nobody is above mistake bro.
Nairaland GeneralHow Do I Get My Money Back. by lanzini309(op): 8:16pm On Apr 19, 2023
Don't mind my English please.
I mistakenly transfer 200k to a first bank account. After I discovered that I have made this mistake, I immediately call my bank UBA and explain to them what really happened.
They promise to send mail to first bank regarding the transaction, and I was ask to give them 10 working days to work on it. I even went to first bank to make a complain about the transaction they ask me to go to my bank that it is my bank that will make a complaint. So the Second day I received a call from UBA that they have sent mail to first bank, but if I want to fast track the process I should go and get a court order.
So i decided to wait for the 10 working days thinking that the issue might have been solved by then and the money would have been reversed and if Not I will get a court order. So after waiting for Ten day I called my bank and I was told that First bank didn't reply to their mail mind you I do call my bank on a daily basis to remind them of my problem you know how bank customer care works especially UBA i spent thousands on call cards.
So I had to look for a Lawyer to get a court order I paid the Lawyer 30k with alot of stress. After 3 weeks the court order was ready I took it to First bank and the manager told me that the person has withdrawn the money that she will have to forward the court order to their Legal team and wait for their reply so that they will call the person to refund the money. And they refused to give me the person's number.
After spending close to 50k plus the stress I pass through I even went to first bank to complain myself in which the directed me to my bank and I was so sure that my bank sent them a mail. Please how do I get my money back I need an advise. The lawyer want us to file suit against first bank but I don't have the money I can't just lose 250k this kind time. Things hard abeg mod push to front page. Attached is the picture of the transaction.

HealthRe: AS Genotype Couples, Please I Need Your Advise by lanzini309: 10:11pm On Apr 02, 2023
Na we just dey stress ourselves before you start any serious Relationship it is advisable that you know your partner's Genotype. As for OP Love still dey enter your head by the time you see the other side of the decision you're about to make, I pray you won't regret your actions. It seems your mind is make up already. Go look for another lady abeg.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Makes History With 100th Goal For Argentina by lanzini309: 12:20pm On Mar 29, 2023
Kingcalls:
Argentina de busy de stat pad that fraud to get to Ronaldo.... Argentina last 6 friendlies na Estonia ,China, Jordan, Honduras, Panama, carauco ... just for the fraud to stat pad ... portugal will never organise friendlies with loosers ... out of the frauds 102 internation goals , 54 na for friendlies and nobody in history of international football has played more penalties than him ... 31 penalties ... the only time Ronaldo plays a cheap team is during qualifiers and that's because UEFA grouped the games ..... but Argentina suddenly started searching for cheap teams to stat Messi... they will never play a top team just like Brazil does ... y can't they play friendlies with Colombia, England , South Korea, Japan, Algeria , Ukraine, Sweden, USA, Germany ... I just don't know how u all can't see what's happening like u are under a trance... same person dem give 5 fake penalties for WC just to get them to final ... Argentina was awarded a penalty in 5 different games to help them go in front( to give them an edge ) . Saudi Arabia ,Poland, Holland, Croatia, morocco ,France... Argentina were given penalties when it was 0.0 to psychologically weaken the opposing team ... if they also gave Morocco or Holland or Croatia or Brazil or Germany or England 5 penalties in 5 games just like Argentina, they will also all have won the WC
E still dey pain this one Shaa you go need bucket bro so you go fit cry wella.
RomanceRe: A Woman Lost Her Three Children Due To Lack Of Cash To Buy Food For The Children by lanzini309(op):
Bluezy13:
Since I do not believe this story, I will say nothing so that I will not discourage others from believing the story.
It is a true story bruh
RomanceRe: A Woman Lost Her Three Children Due To Lack Of Cash To Buy Food For The Children by lanzini309(op): 3:04pm On Mar 14, 2023
Houseontherock1:
I heard this story and as painful as it is, I think she's a dumb woman if it's true. She could have begged neighbors for food, taken stuff on credit before they got so hungry! She could have bought sugar with the money for sleeping pills and begged for garri from neighbors! It is well
Maybe na all this type of woman Wei no dey like beg for something. You can blame the woman at the same time you can't she might have exhausted all her options but the children death pain me shaa
RomanceA Woman Lost Her Three Children Due To Lack Of Cash To Buy Food For The Children by lanzini309(op): 2:14pm On Mar 14, 2023
A woman in Apata Ibadan Oyo State, today lost her three children due to lack of cash to buy food for them.
The children were crying of hunger and she has no cash due to scarcity of cash in the country to buy food for them, so she decided to give them sleeping pills so that by the time they wake up she would have gotten cash or probably look for things that the children can eat. Not knowing, that will be the end of the road for the children. They all died in their sleep. Nigerian governments has killed a lot of people with this their cashless policy may the souls of the children rest in peace..
PoliticsRe: Pictures From PDP, Atiku Rally In Ekiti State by lanzini309: 10:55am On Jan 18, 2023
Bao halt selling petrol in all of Ekiti's gas stations, making it impossible for vehicles to bring people to the event. Bao wan make Tinubu happy.
SportsRe: NPFL: Which Team Will You Support This Season? by lanzini309: 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2022
Sunshine stars
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About To Breakup With Me by lanzini309: 10:51am On Jul 18, 2022
Shaa go do Genotype test before you do the oath because I know say las las you go do the oath ni. Oga women plenty if she wan to make she go you go see another one oath no good oo.
RomanceRe: My Escapades In The North ..... by lanzini309: 4:54am On Apr 22, 2022
Baba you too good abeg make the update dey come on time and make the thing dey long.
RomanceRe: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by lanzini309: 9:52pm On Mar 28, 2022
Oy please talk about that your wife the small girl how you take enter am and how you take escaped from all those small small boy wan wan kill you
RomanceRe: Am In Love With The Wrong Girl And Can't Help Myself Out. by lanzini309: 8:21am On Mar 28, 2022
Since you're still thinking of breaking up with her continue thinking then simp.
If you don't break up with the girl right now, me and you are going to have a problem. Can't you see that you're being a little too nice? Man up, mister, and don't let her persuade you into returning her in the name of "I've changed." If you accept her back, you're a gonna.
CrimeRe: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by lanzini309: 4:19pm On Mar 25, 2022
Oga go report the account for bank make them freeze the account. You self you want free money, free money dey anywhere.
RomanceRe: Girls Are Wicked by lanzini309: 3:09pm On Mar 16, 2022
I can't believe there's still a Mumu like you after 28 years. I'm sorry to say that. Why make her your first priority while you're spending your money, bro? You're a scumbag, dude.
Now is the moment to put your best foot forward and always put ladies where they belong, rather than making them your number one priority. She acted the way she did because she saw you finish and didn't let a lady predict you. You're so uninteresting to her brother. Best wishes shaa, put yourself together bro you will find love again, heads up man.
FamilyRe: I'm Scared Of Marrying Her by lanzini309: 2:49pm On Mar 14, 2022
You, too, must adjust your attitude toward her and stop acting as if you can't exist without her. Allowing her to control you on a regular basis is not a good idea. Make it difficult for her and stop giving her money. You're a man and it's your money that you're spending. She doesn't bring anything to the table so stop all this Simpson behaviour of yours. Do all these and thank me later.

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