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TV/MoviesRe: Funniest Adverts You've Watched/heard by laplace19(m): 9:33am On Oct 18, 2013
[b]GOD IS GOOD MOTORS[/b]advertisement with those cartoons dancing "osondi owendi"

Lwkmd...the advert sweet die...those in anambra and asaba will surely know of this..grin
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: FG Agrees On N200b In 2014 Budget On Universities by laplace19(m): 7:24am On Oct 18, 2013
jaziridon: are u in Futo
Are you a futoite ?
EducationRe: What Are You Currently Studying And What Do You Hope To Be In Future? by laplace19(m): 9:15am On Oct 01, 2013
Currently studying Civil Engineering

Hoping to be the best contractor and have a construction company like Julius Berger,Arab contractors,etc

So God help me,amen!
Science/TechnologyRe: Brazilian Family Live With 7 Tigers In Their Home by laplace19(m): 9:06am On Oct 01, 2013
lomprico: DUMBAZZ!!! Does dat look like a lion to u?
You are the real DUMBAZZ... Didn't you peruse the line that said they have 2 lions too in addition to the 7 tigers?

Mtcheewww...cheap attention seeker like you
Science/TechnologyRe: Brazilian Family Live With 7 Tigers In Their Home by laplace19(m): 9:05am On Oct 01, 2013
lomprico: DUMBAZZ!!! Does dat look like a lion to u?
You are the real DUMBAZZ... Didn't you peruse the line that said they have 2 lions too?

Mtcheewww...cheap attention seeker like you
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie & Husband Ivara Esege (photos) by laplace19(m): 5:04pm On Sep 24, 2013
tchidi: Half-caste is politically incorrect and kinda insultive. Said it once to a Brit with a half_Nigerian son n she almost ate off my head. Since then, I've learnt to call it. 'Bi-racial'
"Insultive" is grammatically incorrect and kinda insulting. Said it once to a Britain with a half-Nigerian son and she almost ate off my head. Since then,I've learnt to call it "INSULTING" grin grin
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TV/MoviesRe: Chidi Mokeme Returns As Host Of Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by laplace19(m): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2013
Chidi Mokeme.... That's my guy grin grin
CrimeRe: 2 Men Accused Of Molesting Boys In Gombe by laplace19(m): 4:50pm On Sep 24, 2013
An unnatural thing....SMH!!
CrimeRe: Body Of 2-yr-old Exhumed In Church Premises by laplace19(m): 4:42pm On Sep 24, 2013
RINE.:
And you wants me to say 'end time tins' abi?.
Pig-ignorants like you will always use the second person pronoun "YOU" with the singular verb "WANTS" just trying to type ETT.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Outfit To MTN Project Fame Academy by laplace19(m): 3:55pm On Sep 24, 2013
She has....













Nice stature...











But....
















WOWO.. grin grin
FamilyRe: How To Maintain Commitment In Your Marriage by laplace19(m): 10:17am On Sep 22, 2013
Sorry...in the wrong place,cos I'm not married grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Users Union by laplace19(m): 10:16am On Sep 22, 2013
Exactly! We need to know when someone quotes us and as such requires us to reply the individual,and many others.
FamilyRe: What If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 6:14am On Sep 21, 2013
Chillisauce: Keep looking for research for dis your YEYE topic. U tink say i get ur strength undecided mtschhheeeewww
That you can't back your statement up does not mean you should insult me/my topic.

We all ask to know the unknown,so no insults
FamilyRe: What If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 12:22am On Sep 21, 2013
Haywhymido: d probability of ur existence is vry low. Av u 4gotten dat it is 50+50 dat mak u a whole. 50
4rm ur dad n 50 4rm ur mum. Evenif, u do exist everythin abt u wil b different - physically,spiritually n odas
Thanks for your contribution. You are really making sense with that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Is Cristiano Ronaldo The Most Complete Player In The Planet? by laplace19(m): 8:10pm On Sep 20, 2013
MESSILESS MESSI all the wayyyyyyyyy.....

CR7 can't dribble pass 2 defenders at once...he is always relaxing at the winger side wetin for one person to dribble(the right centre back)...

Messi can dribble 3 defenders at once.....scoring goal is as easy as ABC for Messi....or didn't you guys watch Barca's match against Ajax....excellent free-kick and other 2 goals.

CR7 always get tired and frustrated when ever his team is losing,but as of Messi,it becomes an opportunity to make some telepathic connections and goal will come(eg,barca VS Sevilla fc ,when sevilla equalised the 2-1 score....he struggled at the die minute and there was another goal making it 3-2).

I respect and adore MESSI so much...he is an extraordinary player...to summarise it all...


C.RONALDO is GOOD,but MESSI is BETTER grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Beverly Osu As A Child [photo] by laplace19(m): 2:49pm On Sep 20, 2013
Na her two intimate boyfriends be that?...

Beverly sabi the job from childhood ooo grin grin
PoliticsRe: Police, Hoodlums Disrupt Bamidele's Rally In Ekiti by laplace19(m): 11:08am On Sep 20, 2013
me_for_you: APC dundee united. Which ekiti constitution did he violate?
See them..Bamidele supporters. Don't tell us that you are this dumb...peruse the topic again and deduce the constitution he violated....I mustn't teach you everything!...
PoliticsRe: N15bn Approved For Anti-oil Theft Equipment by laplace19(m): 11:01am On Sep 20, 2013
None of my business!!!!!!

Na una dey break pipes,na una still dey repair. Lolzz
Foreign AffairsRe: Baby Born With Two Fully-Formed Teeth (PHOTOS) by laplace19(m): 10:19am On Sep 20, 2013
Hmmmm.... This one don pass TEETH GROWING METAMORPHOSIS oooOoOoOoo grin grin
IslamRe: Ogun Gives Free Phones To Hajj Pilgrims by laplace19(m): 10:12am On Sep 20, 2013
Nice one by the government.....

...But on a second thought,WERE THEY NOT WITH THEIR PHONES ALREADY?

...OR THEY DON'T HAVE PHONE AT ALL?


...And what's the essence of giving out another phone to each and every one of them if they already have phones?....... Just asking.
PoliticsRe: Police, Hoodlums Disrupt Bamidele's Rally In Ekiti by laplace19(m): 10:03am On Sep 20, 2013
Smh!!! Now that Bamidele has violated the constitution....

WHAT NEXT?......
FamilyRe: What If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 9:53am On Sep 20, 2013
Chillisauce: Of cos I would still exist. Maybe this time with Obama gene.
I need proves.....that you will still exist..

Medical back-ups will help too...
FamilyRe: What If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 9:48am On Sep 20, 2013
Chillisauce: Of cos I would still exist. Maybe this time with Obama gene.
"Maybe"? I need proves.....that you will still exist.....

...Medical back-ups will help too
FamilyRe: What If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 8:47am On Sep 20, 2013
chycoroxie: BRB
Ok....
FamilyWhat If Your Dad Didn't Marry Your Mum? by laplace19(op): 7:36am On Sep 20, 2013
(Chuckles)......people with different looks and features all inherited from either mum,dad or both....whereas some are not replica of either their mum or dad........Apparently,they all have to do with genetic combinations/issues.....

However,I believe medical students will have a lot to say on this......but before that,I would like to ask this simple question..."Whose replica are you?....(dad,mum,both or non)?......now that you all are with your different answers...and as for me,I am a carbon copy of my dad........ergo,here comes my principal question....

"WILL THERE BE ANY POSSIBILITY FOR YOUR EXISTENCE IF YOUR DAD HAD NOT MARRIED YOUR MUM"? (..ie,if your dad had married another woman)


Your replies will be highly needed as it will enable most of us,if not all(for maybe the wowo guys and babes.....lolz),to be thankful to our dads for marrying our mums and also thankful to our mums for agreeing to marry our dads...lolz. Thanks!
HealthRe: 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Beer by laplace19(m): 6:22am On Sep 20, 2013
carule: http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealth/10-surprising-health-benefits-beer
@Carule.

...And how many bottles you don drink since today? Smh!
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele At Kate Henshaw's Book Launch by laplace19(m): 4:50pm On Sep 19, 2013
Afriface: Actress and ambassadress Funke Akindele looks extremely gorgeous at her colleague and good friend, Kate Henshaw's memoir 'The World of an Actress - My Story' photo book launch, sold for N25, 000, yesterday Tuesday 17th at the Muson Center, Onikan. Also in attendance were Ireti Doyle, Dakore Egbuson-Akande, Ali Baba, Julius Agwu, Basorge Tariah Jnr, Rita Dominic, Adesuwa Onyenokwe, Michelle Dede, Susan Peters and Chidi Mokeme among others

http://www.tundeola.com/2013/09/funke-akindele-looks-extremely-gorgeous.html
Guy,wetin dey vex me say you even attach "EXTREMELY" to the gorgeous.

If this Funke dey gorgeous for your eyes I wonder how your babe go look like. Smh!
HealthRe: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by laplace19(m): 4:26pm On Sep 19, 2013
Blendy77: Waoooooh, these people are heartless o! All because of profit.
What is waoooooh about this now? Mtcheewww
EducationRe: Most Annoying Common Grammatical Errors In English by laplace19(m): 6:23pm On Sep 18, 2013
JMOI: Yeah, you are very correct, that was what I had in mind, but ended up typing another thing. You know how these things are, when you are trying to answer a lot of questions. It should be past participle. "Brushed" is the past tense of brush and also its past participle. There is nothing like "brushen".
Lolz...ok,understood

I'm very happy for this...have really learnt a lot...and I must say.....GOOD ENGLISH dey sweet die grin grin
HealthRe: How Do Doctors Calculate Medical Bills? by laplace19(m): 9:29am On Sep 18, 2013
Clemzy16: When i was younger, i wanted to become a medical doctor so that i can administer women and see their punnani. It was such a wonderful dream to behold, no thanks to KSU, dem port me go Public administration. huh

LIKE if you once shared the same intention.
Lwkmd. Hahahahaha. Same here...
PhonesRe: How Can One Install Blackberry App. World In His/her Phone? by laplace19(op): 8:22am On Sep 18, 2013
Emmyk: Download it from google, through your phone browser. Type Blackberry App World.
...Have tried that,but to no avail....that I should connect one plug stuff from my phone to a PC and carry out the remaining guidelines... So is there no other means to install it using just my BB without visiting a cyber cafe or using a PC?

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