₦airaland Forum

dreamworld:
South west sabi wetin b cult?
Enter enugu/ edo or delta u go know wetin b cult

Nor be God sey we go fit grage from uniben safe and sound? I dey talk of uniben of late 90s and early 2000. I'm sure everything don calm down now. It was so bad and scary then to even walk when it's dark for certain zone.

charlsecy:
So that what will happen?

Only if you're not her mugu.

So you think a lady would like to loose a very bouyant maga or a potential Maga who has shown himself to be loaded on the first date? Any which way, she go find the guy.

Now I see where Joshua got his handsome look from. The dad is an handsome man and brought up his son so well that he didn't forget his root as a Nigerian.

I'm happy for them.

Frustration!!

OP, number 5 is pure class and number 2 is dope.

I dawg my hat for you.

Number 9:

once she comes in with her friend/friends, don't be bothered about it especially if you have a deep pocket. In this kind of situation, let her and her friends buy everything they want and even insist they do take away too. Let them place all the order at once; pay the bill and walk out on them without saying a word. Her conscience will explode and she will surely look for you. Don't ever pick her call or return her text message.

This actually happened somewhere in festac and the babe knew she had lost someone. She beg tire. Shebi you wan chop the guy, una go chop Belle full. Let's see if that one day will change anything.

10 yrs experience?? Well, una for kuku ask for near death experience naa becos una wan give person job.

harrycoko:
Most people in Nairaland don't know what they want to do with their life. This is someone who discovered his purpose and destiny at an early stage and is going about making it for himself. Hate him or love him , Bobrisky is successful.

Even the devil is successful, yet the punishment that awaits him no be here oo.

Dziani was also successful until nemesis caught up with her. Have you ever heard of good success? Yes and there is a bad one too and the bible says so. Bobrisky's end will be terrible.

You for kukuma meet am make him dey shock your yansh naa, whether you nor go tear am slap.

Finally!!! Joshua destroyed Takam for round 10. The power of Naija. Up Joshua!

STILESGANG:
The op is dull though
Been told am quite good looking and I don't do Any of the shitt you listed above.

But you dey drop pants steadily according to your signature. So how do we know the masturbation or sugar mummy part is not true?

LifeofAirforce:
Lol Mtchew

9cent, are you saying Airforce one is fake and not real? Something like li two lives? Oh wait! I should have known sef, airforce na aeroplane name. So how can some be a plane and human at the end time?

Radio paparazzzzzzzziii. The king is back. Radio king!! Radio gladiator!! Radio spartacus!! Radio hulk Horgan!!

Osey!! Murphy, Jeje-wanyor!

#molebi

Nothing wey dem nor dey ask for social media. Very soon, una go ask why human being dey shiit

Anyways, person don answer you, dem sey Na gluton be the name.

LifeofAirforce:
Lol

It's one thing to be fresh and it's another thing to know how to dress well.

My brother got the cute look and knows how to combine colours .
Wow
I go soon buy motor dey travel go obodo oyibo in Olamide's voice

I've been celebrating him since yesterday because yesterday was his birthday . Choi

Fine boy looking sexy and too hot for Nigerian girls.

See as person pikin dey shine like diamond .

#betterpikin

Bro, if I talk you nor go like am, so make I just dey look.

sleepingqueen25:
No wonder.....So no matured guys in Nairaland? And to think these are the set sending me PMsHis I go see husband here so

Madam park well abeg; even shoe get size naa. You nor dey look face?

Takeit2017:
Finally the cutest guys on Nairaland

With your long throat bottle neck. Abeg shift go front

1Dray:
Sick asshole, get off my lane. Shameless dimwit.

You idiot, u asked for it. Why did you mention me first? Idiot! slowpoke

Abeg I nor want joor, dem don finish this one. Mtcheew

Na grounded pepper the guy dey rub there, make e for sweet the girl well well.

1Dray:
Asshole, Bleep off my lane! I've got important things doing to waste my time on a dimwit like you.

It's a lie oooo! You must continue. I said it, you are so daft that you shot yourself on the foot. I'm not surprised, if you give a child a loaded gun, he will use it on himself. You are forming that you are educated and sounded but you shot yourself with your stupid principle and philosophy.

She has right to say rubbish and I do not have right to criticize since you said it's a free world?
Joker.

Take your miserable self off my mention, after all you mentioned me first. I know you?

1Dray:
Is it not obvious and glaring that you are dumb? Who are you to tell her how to live her life? Is she your child? Why don't face your front, do your things the way you want to do it, and let her do her stuff her way? Obviously your folly won't let her be, because you're Mr I too know, when you know nothing. Take your sorry ass out of my lane, you little ass onde.

Hahahaha! I laugh at each mumu post you put here. Nobody is telling anyone how to live or run their lives but all I'm saying is simple. Apply your brain and know that there is timing to things.

You are a fool to say I should let her live as she wants and say what she likes. Then let me also talk and say what I feel or how I like. Isn't the principle not applicable for me too.

I said it, you are daft.

If your principle is meaningful you will respect my view of criticism too. Your education is primary, I can see that.

TheLastIdiot:
Good evening people. I gave my babe 4k as I was leaving home for work this morning. I wanted her to prepare soup that could at least gladden the heart. I instructed her to add periwinkles and some assorted meat.

I came back this night only to meet a plate of watery soup that can't boast of anything but a small meat that's not bigger than a cube of sugar.the worse is that i've been trying to find out frm her why the quality of the soup doesn't correspond with N4,000 but she's giving me attitude. I'm trying my best not to lose my temper.even if things are expensive, this watery soup can't be a product of 4k. To add insult to injury, she bought 2 expired akpu from whr I don't even know and there's garri in d house that she could have used.

Which kain life be dis?

Just see the annoying package

She even respect you, come serve am with stainless

dollynnn:
it's enough! this is beginning to bore me! enough of ur pep talks!

You are making a mistake, you don't need to respond or clap back at people cos I see you did that more than once. As the OP, you will receive likes, insults and criticism, it's normal.

As the OP, you can just chip in one or two response as you have already thrown the thread open to others, so it's not really yours alone. Nice drawing though. It's not perfect but I can easily recognize it was buhari, so that's a good job.

I don talk am, this boy dey owe me money. 5-5 hundred naira note.