₦airaland Forum

Adedeji1993:
Israel is located in Asia but it is classified as Europe. reason: they play in the champions league

It's not just a football matter but by trade Israel is a EU member state based on European Union agreement. They enjoy same privileges as Turkey.

anibirelawal:
He should also be killed too, to make it DRAW just as the match.

So you believe everything on social media? Na wah ooo! The picture doesn't represent chelsea or barca. Picture was taken even before the match started, about 6 hrs before the game. I perceive the person that posted it was just sending out some funny/sarcastic message concerning the game at hand.

hopeforcharles:
If this would have been in Nigeria, Ol boy na Civil war go just break out,
Sincerely I am still thinking why it is permitted for guns to be sold this easy and displayed this publicly,
Maybe its their own theorie of populace control,
This way Nature is cleansing itself of some parasites that are depleting the little resources remaining for consumption and survival of homo sapiens for the preservation of mankind

I'm still trying to figure out. Imagine that crowd but who dem wan use the gun kill? Rabbit or human being?

See gun wey Nigerian Army dey find for here Na eim citizens get easy access to. No wonder it's easy to import arms into the country. Anybody can just go and buy.

So Na you nor let those willian two "suppose" goals wey hit bar nor enter abi?

Why you hold back those two goals naaaa!

Anyways, congrats and a big shout-out to your family.

First of all Na snake chop N36M, after monkey carry 70M and now Na dragon?

Na to begin make friendship with animals now ooo!

You nor know the one wey fit go shiit money ooo!

biacan:
My mentor

Mentor is a strong word oo!

Be careful who you pick as a mentor.

Anyone that loves the first picture is a winch

The life of Airforce 1.
#rice without meat with a red rubber cup full of wine. Enuf Effizzy

Oyindidi:
You said I'm a ugly fat village girl and I challenged you to upload pix of your sister without make-up and let me do same for nlders to be the judge.

Don't mention me again if you can't do that.

You even get prick to fuccck! That earthworm between your legs is that a prick?
I don't send pms so you can continue fooling around

Ah! Earthworm? That one na ekolo oo!

This white people are insane! Majorly, their life is largely about having fun (sex, drink, party, etc).

Airforce1:
This young bro of mine got eyes for good looking girls o.

Choi see that beautiful girl smile and hot body.

Bros na only you waka come ?


God continue to bless you brother

It is too late to fail, Amen.

You always promote people (based on doing boy-boy work) but when will you promote your own self?

You beta work harder!

Muzanga:
that should be enough for you na. Make them fry egg for you?

Before nkor!! Make dem catch foul for am

derespect:
But it would have been better if had sent any of his own people (or any of his baby mamas) to the wedding and the couple will know the person truly represented him and he really had an issue concerning his passport.



THE EXCUSE IS A FILMSY ONE. I'm not hating on him but just being objective and realistic

Na you dey try put up flimsy excuse on why he should attend. Why send a baby mama? Is Wizzy married to any of them? Are they Mrs wiz kid? They can attend on their own, after all people go to wedding but must they go under wizzy' canopy?

Mr wellington fit nor even vex cos they would have talked on the fone but sending a baby mama sounds stupid.

Wizzy nor dey around, be sey him nor dey around; so why send anyone to represent you (especially a contrator) if you can make it up to them later. Na gift or money sure pass, nor be just go chop rice.

A friend missed my wedding but I got a good cheque (gift) from him later.

dejt4u:
you are welcome bro.

Solution to Question 5

Nor worry, I go pluck orange for you. You self sabi

AdeniyiA:
4 nd 5

Abeg u good joor! I go vex dash you money ooo!

Sirgay:
generalbush please check how you got 60/6 (60 over 6) the improper fraction or something, isn't there an error?

You tell us the answer naa, Na so-so error u dey see.

We wey nor sabi maths, Na look we dey look una.

Make una tell us the answer when una finish.

MhizzAJ:
This Lil Wayne is

Just say it abeg!! Lil Wayne is VERY UGLY ABEG!!

Waiting

Eim worwor dey very annoying.

chiscodedon:
Tnx for your swift response.. Do you mind me forwarding you my resume? If you don't mind, how can I go about it.. Your email address

Drop your email, I will email u where to drop your resume. Sorry for the slow response, Na black friday things oo, was busy today.

Well, the apple don't fall far from the tree.

This is dope! #savage

Epic punch line

alwayscool:
I want to Bleep my uncles (fathers brother ) wife she is 38 years old and beautiful with body size of 36 30 38, I am 27 years old, many a times while talking to her, I put my hands around her waist and simetimes put my hands on her ass, once while travelling in car she was sitting beside me on reat seat and her husband in front seat. After some time, she took my hands in her hands, with both of our fingers crossed over each other, then I slowly put my hands on her lap but she did not object to it, then i slowly moved my hands between her legs, and kept my hand there for 10 minutes, after that Incident we became very close, she asked me, whether i have any gutlfriend now? even she told me story of a lady fucking other man at night 2 am, is my aunty willing to Bleep me?

You are a fool, make lie kill you. You nor sabi lie at all. Besides, this story is a familiar one.

No woman will ever do that when the husband is in front seat and you placed your hands btw her legs for 10mins, yet the husband didn't look back or discuss with the wife for once. The man na corpse or dem tie am for chair?

Even if he is the one driving, it's much easier to see you guys from the mirror.

Nor be only your brother wife, go and bleep your mum, idiot.

Make lie kill you.

chiscodedon:
Feel gutted reading this kind of stories, I in your field know what it means to graduate with first class, I struggled, but settled on 2.1. This now makes me more worried, if you of all could be struggling to get job what about we with 2.1.
Pls to anyone that can help, I have BSc in Mathematics also, second class upper, have certification in Project Management, have attended several work shop and seminars, have 2yrs work experience, I am in need of job. Be kind hearted to contact me @ dedonyk12@gmail.com.
cc laribari

Honestly, I wish I have the power to help everyone. Looking for job is something that is terrible oo, especially graduates. What I fear most is lack and poverty that's why I feel for those who are in dare need of a job. This may not come with speed but I'm trying to assist as many people here. Hopefully, the testimony will start to roll out.

What you must know is that these firms have their own recruitment period, that's why sometimes it can take a little while to click.

But in my own company, I'm pushing stuffs already cos there is a department that is recruiting and I have an insider pushing it for me. Let's just leave it at that for now.

This is past 2am but I just finished my prayer and remembered you guys too.

Any power or spirit that says the people I'm trying to help will not get a call up with the kind of push I'm applying be destroyed by fire. .

I really wish to help all to the glory of God but at times, some people case need prayers, so I'm not releasing on just my connection.

My advise....... I found out that most of you live outside Lagos but pls, on ur CV try to get a Lagos address even if it's your sister's house or a friend but let it be somewhere you can put up if you have an interview in Lagos. My connect is in Lagos and once you get a job you can ask for transfer if you like but I don't want where you live to disqualify you, except the job is specified that it is outside Lagos but for now my connect is in Lagos, maybe when they take you then they can transfer I don't know.

joshuakdboy:
yes sir

I have sent a pm

I nor be sir ooo. I be small boy ooo. I have made contacts for you sha. I know why I don't wannna call you or give u my number yet, cos you go dey hurry. I don't want you to put pressure on me.

I have updated you, check your email. I have started work on it and I have some question for you there; be assured that it's a multinational firm. Make we dey pray.

[quote author=forever24 post=62623389][/quote]Na God dey connect person sha ooo but I just hate to see people who are serious to be looking for a job. I have been there before, so I know the feeling.

I know some top people sha, so make we try see how it goes.

nwabobo:
Eminent personalities led by Chairman/Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Coscharis Group , Dr. Cosmas Maduka made the call at this year’s League of Anambra Professionals (LAP) End-of-Year Lecture and Dinner in Lagos.

Maduka, who spoke on the topic: “Capitalising on untapped opportunities in Anambra”, said his firm pays N450 million tax yearly and he personally pays  N50 million yearly. He added that his state, Anambra, would benefit greatly from these monies for its growth, if he lived or was based there.



http://thenationonlineng.net/dont-abandon-anambra-indigenes-urged-2/

These people should leave Lagos alone oooo! Why the envy? Una wan take Lagos again?

Well, if it's true that they developed Lagos, then they are fools.

Spylord48:
thanks so much. desperate times call for desperate measures. Nairaland is a small world on it's own,who knows one might meet someone to help connect him.
emmapeter484@gmail.com this is my email.will be waiting. Thanks again

Check ur email.

joshuakdboy:
my mail box address is joshuakdboi@gmail.com

Check your email.

This one go ground meat into pepper oo.

refreshrate:
Pls Pls Pls...anyone but Fashola.

Running mouth is and will never be a solution to anything.

Pls!

Pls go and sit down, you have no point.

joshuakdboy:
my mail box address is joshuakdboi@gmail.com

OK seen. Will mail u later. I will drop my whatsapp number in the mail.