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Thepasserby:
TEARS FROM ONIONS

You sure sey na tears from onion or igbo leaves (marijuana)

The man behind the microscope is on weed.

It's normal that when you are high you will begin to see different pictures and background.

A higher microscopic realm

xxgig:
if he doesn't quit, how can he get offers? When will he even have the time to search or apply for other jobs? How ever, he should stay if the experience is worth it.

Can you listen to yoursef? I have colleagues, Femi and fisayo (my ex line mangers), damola, Solomon Segun and dolapo who have all left our company for better offer. By the way I work in a multinational firm oo!

Even me, I have had offer which I turned down while I'm still on my current job. How it's done is that you apply for companies online and if they call you for interview, take an excuse and attend it. Don't ever tell your present employers you have an interview.

All the guys that have left my office shocked us with resignation letter.

You are a bad adviser oo!

If you quit and stay home for months nkor? Abi all the people they called for interview you think it happened in a day?

charliboy654:
What has empty hen office got to do with network, abi na from the office dem dey provide the network.

Olodo!! Everything about the network in terms of operations and control is carried out at the head office in Abuja and if I use the system of the company I work with as an example, then I will conclude that there is a central plant that gets this GSM signal before being distributed locally.

However, even if there is no plant at the head office that receives network signals before being distributed, Comon sense has it that after that vandalization and threat towards their facilities, it's normal to shut down some network plants. Think!

I beg you in Jesus Name, don't quit if you don't have an offer from another company.........please

grayht:
Buhari must hear this!

Baba buhari don weak oo, the man is gone. I think truly look like feeding bottle.

ddippset:
the best comment from someone who appreciates humanity. God will rest your sister in perfect peace. And God will grant Mr president quick recovery.

Amen o, bro! Once awhile it's good for people to think about life.

Edwinmason:
so what has xenophobic gat to do with this one?

Actually there was a confirmed report that mtn office in Abuja was attacked due to the attack against blacks in S.A.

So those of you who think the OP is crazy should watch this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ckd4Yoo7c.



S.A is not safe anymore oo! You need to see some of th videos of people being killed.

ThinkDeeply:
This guy is truly sick

Baba don go ooo! Several reports has it that baba has cancer as way back as June 2016 but I think it has reached its final stage now which is why it's serious. Chemotherapy alone is at least 6 months and that probably explains baba's long disappearance!

It's just a pity and I cry when I see people battling for their lives because it reminds me of a certain February (5 yrs ago) when I lost my only sister at 36 to health issues that got escalated.

Life is nothing!

After she had died when we were arranging her things we found some Money she had kept for her transport fare for work, honestly it broke our hearts even more. In fact make I stop becos tears don dey build up again. I tot I had overcome this tears, even after 5yrs. The thing really pain me deep down. Even if dem amputate your hand, the pain of loosing a loved one is greater.

Since then I'm touch when I hear that people had died and this Jan and Feb 2017 recorded so many death. Make God continue to guide us.

I just pray God gives baba the grace to know him which was our only consolation when my sister passed on.

omenkaLives:
Awwww... Baba looks really frail.. I'm suspecting cancer.

Hope you make it through sir.

The Lord is your strength. He will prove Himself mighty even in your case. It is well with you.

I do not know where a lot of people are getting their info from but "many people" are saying it's cancer and according to Google search news in June 2016 it was reported baba had cancer.

If Na true sey Na cancer, it's a shame oo becos baba don go be that and its only a matter of time. They all know and if you look deep, Osibanjo is already the president. See the attention he gets everywhere and dollar has dropped too. For the first time in 6 months, my company dropped prices today.

May God have mercy on our souls..... this life is useless.

Cutehector:
nice one.. Did u get d job?

Why are you like this?

Which Job?

Wisefellow:
When it comes to mobile phone, there are quite number of brands and models with different features presently and in the recent past. A lady-customer walked into my office for business and brought out a phone to calculate the total amount of payments to be made and I was wowed. She was using the broom stick by the side of the phone to punch the key pad. Please, can I see that phone, I asked? She jokingly hand it over and I was amazed it was a Nokia 1209 phone, displaying and working fine. The only question that came to mind was how many recent smart phones can be subjected to this condition and still works perfectly?

Rather than see anything good in the fone sympathize with th lady oo!

Come people poverty na state of no return because it has become a mentality to them.

The casing of that fone for Ikeja or alaba can't be more than 500 niara yet she dey calculate money.

Make them nor let am enter market oo!

Op why are you like this? Are u daft?

Read very and if its me I will like the comment too. Apart from calling churchill yahoo-yahoo, the write said a prayer for Tonto too.

If you grab the message it was a word of encouragement at the end of the day.

If you think she likes the part where churchill was called a scammer then why can't she like where the writer said "God will see you through" or where it says take care of king.

Op you be confusionist

Op are you a scavenger?

Isn't that child supposed to be at the back seat in a moving vehicle?
#safty first

Na real Ighala car

hisgrace090:
South Africans in Nigeria are mainly investors werass Nigerians in south Africa are mainly hustlers.
Investors invest in your country, employ your people and develop your homeland while hustlers do the opposite.

You forgot to add that foreign investors are also parasites that come here to reap you off in a way of the other.

1. Dstv in S.A is pay as you view but in Nigeria it is different.

2. Mtn has already proven themselves that they are thieves who will make a lot of money but won't pay tax, something they won't do in S.A.

What annoys me again is after making a call, I will be pressing the red button to end the call, this stupid mtn will freeze you on. Hence, after pressing the red button it will still read like 5 seconds before it eventually cut.

It can't possibly be my fone because I use a super fast machine (BlackBerry Passport silver edition).

3. Shoprite (I hope we don't get to find fault soon).

So Op not all that glitters is gold.

SecretAgent:
Its better you check your partner on social media if you have the opportunity. Because alot of girls are cheat but very smart you can only caught them if you check them on social media. I have hack two on my EX facebook account. One was a runs girl that slept around but pretend to be a saint and the other one was still sleeping with her Ex and have another boyfriend. If you don't want to end up marrying the wrong women check them if you have the opportunity.

So you mean all the failed marriages of many older people are because they are on social media. I see!!

I agree with you with regards a lot of runs girls on S.Media but trust me, you will end up having heart ache if you are the one searching. If her altitude warrants it then you can check it out but it's not a criteria for being a good or a bad person.

If you pick wisely you will know you picked the right one and you don't need social media to know your spouse.

DO YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T BE SPYING? I KNOW WHO MY PARTNER IS AND I'M CALM WITH PEACE OF MIND.

Op, honestly you sound like a 5 yr old.

1. You don't want her again because she's cheating on you (DESPITE YOU DON'T HAVE CONCRETE EVIDENCE APART FROM WHATSAPP)

2. you are accusing her of being a cheat yet you want to cheat on her by banging her in deceit as she will think you have accepted her back.

3. you don't even wanna confront your own "girl friend" about your findings on whatsapp because you feel you will be stooping so low, but don't you think banging her after you asked for a break is stooping very low?

So after the 15mins of sex you start ignoring her again ba?

You nor dey chop dog meat but you wan use teeth cut am. Does it make sense? If you don't want her again then why bang her?

4. So what makes you different from the guys she's "perhaps" chatting with on whatsapp?


Let me just advice you for writing sake.....................

If the sex still dey your eyes at least for that reason, forgive her and tell her what you know about her on whatsapp. Tell her how much it hurts you that she's cheating and demand that she stays committed to you if you are a man of maturity.

or


Just let her be, forget your stupid sexual plan and move on if you are a man of integrity.

STRONG ADVICE:

In my own relationship i don't even check my partner's fone and i can say it with confidence that i do not even pick her calls.
What am i looking for? what you do not know don't hurt except you invited trouble by yourself.

She knows dat if she is cheating na she and God get talk once marriage is involved. Dnt stress yoursef, take life easy!

social media is a crazy platform and some people can be nasty on it but that is not who they truly are. Some people are good teasers and are just having fun with opposite sex (though it's dangerous), so do not give yourself hypertension.

CaroLyner:
He wasn't naked.

but u didn't see down naa

Mtcheew!! Yeye news, how e take epp the economy?

This one that he is not coming home anytime soon, obviously the capital of Nigeria is now LONDON.

If the president is from the south, by now these same hausa people would have been saying they can't have a president away from office for so long and will be asking for his resignation.

Mumu news.............

president in Diaspora.

You must finish what you started oo!

pafestula:
Wetin police wey dey face arm robbers, kidnappers, etc take do Government wey Government no reason their salary?

Dem dey get a lot o bonus and incentive for check points, to the point that some of them do daily cash contribution.
#mobile banking

Ajsmart:
We've all been mumu before bro. That's part of gaining experience, LOL. For women, its all about control. They never value guys they feel they can control. That's why a guy has to be game-capable for them to stay around.

I dey tell you bro, some girls wicked and ruthless ooo; na to even collect the small change wey you get for hand sef. After dem go dey sey guys are this, guys are that.

Nbote:
He's d son of a billionaire before he became a musician so yes he can have dat much money...

agreed.

SONY MUSIC??

Well, Davido can actually have such money (if it's in Nigerian) especially now that dollar has shut up.

these guys get big endorsement deal and get paid heavily for show, plus his dad is baba olowo and the dude may have some shares in their family business.

so why doubt? me just dey sorry for his soul sha because Sony has alot of hidden agenda!

thunderfiremods:
if to say na as him pikins fyn nahin ee dey play fine ball ni....

You are talking trash bros.................Show some respect because Mikel has won everything at the top level at club football.

and the good thing for him is that he contributed alot to everything he has won

let him just resign. Me don tire for this mickey mouse government jare.

Just look deep and you will see the truth. Don't deceive yoursef that there is head way with buhari in charge oo!

This mickey mouse used his first 6 months take dey blame PDP instead of working; in fact people yab am before he moved on from blaming PDP by making them an excuse of his inability to perform.

From there, the man carry motherland enter recession with full gear o! Okay, let's try to resolve the situation to come out of the crisis, this same man switch off, his health took him away.

The capital of Nigeria is now LONDON. #President in diaspora

This man nor be clown? Na mickey mouse (laughable government) him dey run.


I have rendered a lot of excuse for PMB but not any more, the man Na disappointment.

I know the internet especially social is a depot of lie but why are most of you guys sounding like things like this do not happen?

I know of a guy who was dating someone close to me but the guy is tired of the relationship, yet keeps giving the lady money and he's finding it hard to break up because the lady has held him strong. I got to know the truth through a third party who is also my friend and advised the lady in question to just wake up. Trust naa, the lady cried alot but today na she even break up with the player.

the guy that is sending money may know what he is up to.

I'm not saying this is true but don't ever doubt somethings you think it's crazy.