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Christianity EtcRe: The Sack Letter Of Pastors In Winners Chapel Over 'Poor Church Growth' (Photo) by Laslaslala: 8:54am On Jul 19, 2021
rittanie:
I thought been a pastor is a calling..imagine them sack your calling.
If you don't know anything stop being a keyboard nuisance
Nobody sacked his calling
God self sabi sack unproductive people pass anything
Depart from you you unfaithful servant
Abi e no dey your Bible
PoliticsRe: Churchill Joins Maduka To Storm Obi Cubana Mum's Funeral (video) by Laslaslala: 8:58pm On Jul 17, 2021
Poverty is man's greatest enemy
Millionaire at your youth is a goooaal
Make hay while it is still shining
CrimeRe: Cross River Assailants Kill & Eat 5 Cassava Harvesters In Ebonyi by Laslaslala: 10:08am On Jul 14, 2021
Obatala7Kronos:
Both the cannibalistic people of Cross River & the entire Eastern Region are different ends of the same snake; whichever end you grab, you still grab a snake - and they will always bite you.

Their ancestors were canibals. Do you not know that during the Biafran war, when the FG used food blockade & starvation as means of warfare, these people first started eating leaves & cassava roots.

And when that was no longer palatable for them, they turned on their children & family members and began eating them.

Eating human flesh means nothing to them. In the absence of human flesh, they use dog meat (404) as a substitute.

Even during the Covid-19 Lockdown, these people were busy sleeping with their daughters and impregnating them.

Unfortunately for us, the descendants of these cannibals have infiltrated our region in the West and that is why I want Nigeria balkanized so badly, so that we can chase them back to their lands.

I can never even fvck any of their women unless she's a virgin. grin

And the only reason I might even consider sleeping with their women is to inject SALVATION into their lineage & bloodlines. grin
Diabolic Fool at 40
PoliticsRe: South-West Governors Propose Six Regions, Demand LG Autonomy, Resource Control by Laslaslala: 10:48pm On Jul 12, 2021
ERockson:
I'm proud of my region. Serious people not noise making tribe. In a region that makes big noise, no coordinating plan for their fake political agitation called Biafra. If the SE like they can copy the SW or betray them
the problem is the south eastern leaders
Who refused to lead hence the youth taking laws into their hands having bought into Nazi nnamdi kanus ideology
Does it also not suffice it to say that yorubas via their oduduwa republic agitation is an offshoot of biafra self determination struggle
Igbogho comes to mind as well
RomanceRe: She Cheated, But I Still Love Her by Laslaslala: 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2021
NO BE JUJU BE THAT?
PoliticsRe: Malami Replies Kelechi Madu On Nnamdi Kanu by Laslaslala: 9:37pm On Jul 07, 2021
ddippset:
So what Nnamdi Kanu says on Twitter and radio biafra, that is what you call self determination?
Stop being hopelessly ignorant
Do u know how long ipob tried peaceful means
What the stubborn idiots like is force and other crude means which ipob served the
Negotiate they said no
Grant referendum no
The noise propaganda etc ipob used has made their voice heard by force even far countries of d world
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho's Supporters Protest In Ibadan Over DSS Raid (Photo) by Laslaslala: 2:12pm On Jul 07, 2021
Aphrygian:
you can't not see it, as if ibadan is a street. Ibadan that things can be happening at iwo road and Pple at challenge area will not even no what's going on.
You have time for children sha,I mean toddlers
PoliticsRe: How Maduka's $300 Million Dollars Investment Boosted Anambra GDP - Leadership by Laslaslala: 8:23pm On Jul 03, 2021
Solsix:
Person build church and court for his village and a not in use skyscraper and all a sudden it impacted Anambra economy. People like chicason group that employs more 3000 people will say what. Maduka to me is overrated,let him make his research institute functional first.
the roads wey d man tar for that area no b here
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Is A Hero – Reno Omokri Says As Yoruba Nation Rally Holds In Lagos by Laslaslala: 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2021
RosyIsBlessed:
Don't compare that your greedy albino KANU to Igboho. He turned his agitation to money venture and ordered people not involved to be killed. Caused killing of his own people. Igboho is truly a hero, not that albino.
GUYS ALWAYS BEWARE OF SWORN IDIOTS
PoliticsRe: David Matsanga: I Didn't Lure Nnamdi Kanu To Kenya To Be Abducted by Laslaslala: 10:09pm On Jul 02, 2021
Disclaimer12:
Ain't u guys tired of chest beating? Fly to Kenya to go beat the man! Who would have thought there won't be war by now with the noises before the dude was capture ! I'm not in support of Buhari or his govt! But this internet threatis becoming too boring Abeg
shut up your nyash abeg
Must u talkhuh
CelebritiesRe: 6 Davido’s Friends That Died Between 2017 -2021,he Was Accused Of Killing No.3 by Laslaslala: 11:27am On Jun 30, 2021
Freestainworld:
Drug abuse is the cause of their deaths, let's face the fact, if they don't abstain from hard drugs and too much alcoholic consumption, more of his crew will still fall down.
na only am be musician wey him guys dey do drugshuh
Their is more to all these deaths
PoliticsRe: Lagos #EndSARS Panel Awards N10m To Kolade Johnson’s Family by Laslaslala: 1:40am On Jun 26, 2021
EraseTheDot:
Ignorant folks like you would rather spend time watching BBNaija reunion than follow up on proceedings of EndSars panel.
To help cure your ignorance, the panel extends beyond EndSars to general cases of police brutality. I know for sure that the policemen involved have been dismissed and being jailed.
Upon thousands of ibo boys wasted by Akwuzu Sars, Not one of the victims has been compensated as their lives matter nothing to the government of your state.. Yet, whatever efforts LASG considers in ensuring a degree of closure is being undermined by children of hate.

- erase the dot
You are rather d ignorant idiot here ur choice of attacking anything IBO at d slightest difference in opinion is pathetic of u
The person who made dat statement is not even IBO
U made a fool of yourself
CareerRe: Share Your Career Transition Experience by Laslaslala: 9:39am On Jun 25, 2021
It is really not an easy feat but DETERMINATION is the key
CrimeRe: NNPC, EFCC, DSS, Others Partner To Go After Oil Thieves, Smugglers by Laslaslala: 7:11am On Jun 24, 2021
post=103031909:
Anything to bring peace and prosperity to our darling nation is what we are after.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

God bless Nigeria.

Devil punish all enemies of the country, they will never know peace in their miserable lives.

We Rise
in other words u are after something dat will kill u fast,I pity ur ignorance
PoliticsRe: Northern Groups: Allow Igbos Exit Nigeria Now Through Peaceful Referendum by Laslaslala: 1:40pm On Jun 15, 2021
360degreess:
.. grin grin While I was growing up I used to think that those people are among the smartest tribe we have in this country, but they have disproved me beyond reasonable doubt.
your adulthood is a waste as simple as that
PoliticsRe: No Grazing Routes In Bayelsa, Governor Douye Diri Replies Buhari by Laslaslala: 5:50pm On Jun 13, 2021
Afriqan:
Well said... Instead of the president to talk about modern cattle ranching, he is setting Nigeria backwards. We were expecting someone with 1950 brain to lead us in 2021... cheesy grin

If they train Fulani herdsmen on modern ranching, will they die? angry
they have ulterior motive to spy and take over your land las las
PoliticsRe: U.S. Laments Govt’s Inaction On Religious Extremism, Considers Special Envoy by Laslaslala: 2:10pm On Jun 10, 2021
donnie:
It depends...

Do not come and commit resources to aid this government in fighting the insurgency they created in the North while the Nigerian army made up of "repentant" terrorists are sent to the South to stop those who are making attempt to defend themselves and protect their lands against invasion by terrorists. That will amount to aiding terrorism.
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MODIFIED:

Let no one decieve you, this is not religious extremism... Naah. It's the age-long hatred of the blood descendants of Esau/Edom and Ishmael for the blood descendants of Yakubi/Jacob (in southern Nigeria) and no man can deliver you, not even the U.S.

They all know the truth but they pretend. They all want you enslaved and subjugated because they know who you are. Your awakeing will change the world order and would signal the end of their rule and their destruction. They want you asleep while destruction looms.
#AwakeOIsrael.
Yes very true They put army uniform on d so called repentant book haram terrorists and send them down south to aid the killers by giving them coverage
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Woman In Ogun, Residents Burn Herders’ Iraye Settlement by Laslaslala: 2:50pm On Jun 09, 2021
WesternOligarch:
Nice.....burn the communities of the fvckers. Better than stupidly burning your region and it's infrastructure like some dimwitted cretins are currently doing.

Children from the forbidden forest will quote me. (omo Igbo)
the killing of police and army by ESN I feel was in the wake of d allegation that they were aiding those attacks they gave those killers coverage and protection to attack and flee unharmed

When youths in affected communities go after them they get arrested and charged exorbitant bails
So ipob marked them as enemies and started burning those stations and killing officers
It is quite unfortunate bcs those dieing are mostly innocent
PoliticsRe: Northern Women Protest In Abuja, Demand Referendum For South-East To Choose by Laslaslala: 8:20pm On Jun 05, 2021
MarxMike:
The Biafra Legacy is passed down from father to son.. That's what some don't know..
When they scrapped the study of history in primary and I think secondary school those days
They thought it will just die like that by not not talking about it you cannot wish away such magnitude of heinous genocide we are talking about the 5million humans u blocked food from reaching them killed mothers and children from sucking babies to adolescents, broke all sorts of internationally accepted rules of engagement without any form of reparation afterwards this earth is not programmed that way their is what we call karma or u can say justice which can never be denied
PoliticsRe: Northern Women Protest In Abuja, Demand Referendum For South-East To Choose by Laslaslala: 5:30pm On Jun 05, 2021
Laslaslala:
Those idiots have borrowed monies to the extent that u and ur children will not pay finish only to enrich d Fulanis and expand their conquest of the remaining Niger area territories by all means possible eg the unwaranted rail being speedily constructed from katsina to niger but many of my fellow southerners are still oblivious of this and prefer to attack IBO's online here daily

What gives me joy is that we are always ready to resist them always ahead of them of them in reasoning not by our own making but his Grace
We know them well and this they know too

When ESN started killing their terror infested military and police they knew ipob had busted their most potent strategy of infilterating and conquering d east which would HV ensured that many of our children are in idp camps by now

Since the army is useless esn decided to help them become more useless by sending them for early unscheduled judgment to the creator

Now tell me why not even a single herdsmen who have killed over 50k Nigerians is ever arrested even after they own up to the crimes
They want to carry the nonsense to d east

Tell me why when our people mobilize to defend themselves or go against the killers they are arrested instead and charged exorbitant bails to dissuade others from ever trying to defend themselves like we saw in Ebonyi and Enugu states

Meanwhile the same army grant the terrorists protection as they retreat into forest or in some cases the barracks
It meant the security forces are d no 1 enemies of Nigerians in this case the east they too deserve to partake in d communion


You recruit repentant boko haram terrorist and hurriedly draft them into Nigerian army then you send them to the east Repentant boko haram my foot we know every

Niger area keep shooting herself in d foot making errors daily I laugh in UAR
PoliticsRe: Northern Women Protest In Abuja, Demand Referendum For South-East To Choose by Laslaslala:
Those idiots have borrowed monies to the extent that u and ur children will not pay finish only to enrich d Fulanis and expand their conquest of the remaining Niger area territories by all means possible eg the unwaranted rail being speedily constructed from katsina to niger but many of my fellow southerners are still oblivious of this and prefer to attack IBO's online here daily

What gives me joy is that we are always ready to resist them always ahead of them of them in reasoning not by our own making but his Grace
We know them well and this they know too

When ESN started killing their terror infested military and police they knew ipob had busted their most potent strategy of infilterating and conquering d east which would HV ensured that many of our children are in idp camps by now

Since the army is useless esn decided to help them become more useless by sending them for early unscheduled judgment to the creator

Now tell me why not even a single herdsmen who have killed over 50k Nigerians is ever arrested even after they own up to the crimes
They want to carry the nonsense to d east

Tell me why when our people mobilize to defend themselves or go against the killers they are arrested instead and charged exorbitant bails to dissuade others from ever trying to defend themselves like we saw in Ebonyi and Enugu states

Meanwhile the same army grant the terrorists protection as they retreat into forest or in some cases the barracks
It meant the security forces are d no 1 enemies of Nigerians in this case the east they too deserve to partake in d communion


You recruit repentant boko haram terrorist and hurriedly draft them into Nigerian army then you send them to the east Repentant boko haram my foot we know every
If those ESN kill army they are likely targeting the terrorists u labeled repentant boko haram how will they know who is not terrorist among them, the gods will answer that
Nigerian keep shooting herself in d foot making errors daily imagine banning Twitter
PoliticsRe: Governor Udom Inspects 8.4km Flood Control Project In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by Laslaslala: 11:52am On Jun 02, 2021
Simplyleo:
Akwa Ibom state has in recent times always been in the news for good reasons. Many projects are being commissioned by the gov almost on monthly basis.

God bless Governor Udom Emmanuel 
God bless Akwa Ibom state
God bless the people of Akwa Ibom.

Meanwhile, in another news, ipob pigs are currently on the lookout for the next govt facilities to destroy so that Buhari will be in pains. cheesy
Ignorance has made u look more foolish than u are
You pose as a blind fool when government forces like the police and army give herdsmen killers cover in their station and barracks after killing villagers,
Did u not notice that instead of going after herdsmen thy arrest people mobilising to defend themselves and charge them exorbitant bail fees
By so doing Those stations and their occupants have failed in their primary duties of protecting citizens they are serving the interest of those terrorising our communities as such I have lost sympathy to d damages being meted on them
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Kill 50 People In Ebonyi Communities by Laslaslala: 1:28pm On Jun 01, 2021
Curious345:
Hod. This is where Mazi Kanu erred..

Instead of fighting the marauding Fulani TERRORISTs, he created the UGM and told them to kill security personnel.

This is an own goal
they are after security people bcs those are d ones aiding and giving the herdsmen coverage as they attack villagers
They kill and run to d barracks if people mobilise to go after them they will b arrested and condemned to huge bailing conditions
PoliticsRe: South-West Is The Safest Part Of Nigeria - Garba Shehu by Laslaslala: 12:34pm On May 31, 2021
LegendHero:
I don’t buy the B***t from Garuba and we SW’ners understand the game play of the Northerners.

Currently we are the bride that the Igbos and Northerners are trying to court because we are the only card needed by both side to tilt this in their favor and I will explain.

—Nigeria military is currently weak and have been fighting on all fronts. Bandits, Boko Haram, Unknown Gunmen, and etc.

—Nnamdi Kanu already took the step of making it red in the SE, thinking the FG will come and bargain and he can hold them down by burning everything down.

—While that approach may be good, it is not foolproof.
Firstly, the SE as a region is not that important to Nigeria revenue and that’s a fact. The SS have the crude oil installations and if they start blowing pipes and burning everything down, the FG won’t have a choice than to come to bargain.
Secondly, Lagos is another revenue source for Nigeria and the seaports and taxes is a big source to the FG including that Ogun border. If the Yorubas start blowing up the seaports and Lagos airports in uprisings, the FG will come to bargain.

—Also the FG cannot fight a combined South and win easily so they are being careful. That is exactly why they won’t invade Yorubaland when Igboho did Oduduwa rallies coupled with the fact that our governors still have some leadership in them compared to the SE governors.

—Hence based on the above, without the necessary alliance from both the South South militants and the Yoruba extreme radicals, Nnamdi Kanu approach will only bring killings without path to success because SE going up in flames doesn’t affect Nigeria revenue and business can still continue. FG can kill thousands with back and forth win and loses on both side but status quo will still remain. Just count the number of casualties on both side since these UGM started and those deaths we don’t even hear of online.

—I think Kanu also know of the need for this alliance which explained why he has been courting the Oduduwa agitators and looking for Yoruba friendship.

—Also SE governor are useless and have projected themselves as powerless in all this. They don’t have enough courage to tell the FG to stop and don’t have the popularity to weaken Keanu’s influence too so they just left everything to fate.

—Now this is what is still sketchy, can Sunday Igboho heed the call and go militant like ESN? Will he be able to pull that stunt among the Yorubas that are not dogmatic? How long can he burn installations to retain the Yoruba’s loyalty and uncommon sense? Will it be possible looking at the fact that the SW populations doesn’t have that much resentment as a block like the SE’ners have due to the sentiment of Biafra?

Finally, there is one thing I know that I’m 99% sure of. If all these eventually lead to an unexpected war, the Yorubas will not fight on the side of the Northerners.

I’ll just watch as things unfold!
I am ibo I frankly think most of what u said up there are just d way u said it
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 200 Students Of Islamiyya School, Tegina In Rafi, Niger State by Laslaslala: 8:14pm On May 30, 2021
signature2012:
Ok

Brb,let me go and look for their members(Bandit) here on NL.

Simply Leo
Seunmsg
Mannabbq

See these names above,you will never see them on this thread.
They so much masturbate on unnecessary threads.The one that affects their fellow northerners,the will keep mute and lay low.

Tell me any country in the whole wide world,200 kids gets kidnapped as it has always been happening in the Northern region.

In the next few days,you will hear a district head has been dethroned of aid and abetting with the bandits,they won't arrest him o...

The Government.
The Security personnel.
The people living in that area knows about this kidnapping.

Lest I forget,APC,the monster you made prior to election is hunting you.

I pray those innocent kids get released unhurt as soon as possible.

The dullard will be traveling to Ghana soon,imagine if one of his got kidnapped,will he travel?No!

These cretins wont speak now for the Presidency

Garbage Shehu
Femi
Tinubu
True talk those idiots will immediately go num
PoliticsRe: Ladoja: Agitation For Yoruba Nation May Degenerate Into War, If.. by Laslaslala: 11:10am On May 14, 2021
WHOEVER TOLD FULANI SAHEL INVADERS THAT THEY WILL EVER CONQUER THIS COUNTRY WITH IBOS STILL THERE

WE MUST HAVE OUR BIAFRA BEFORE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THE REMAINING COLD PRICKED FULANI JAnJAWED LOVING tribes there with the exception of the minority tribes who understandably are no match in nos and power although if they properly align they can do wonders God doesn't work with nos
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Forces Hit Hamas Military Intelligence Centre, Many Feared Dead by Laslaslala: 8:28pm On May 13, 2021
Hashabiah:
[s][/s] Kindly keep God out that religious stupidity that you're talking about. Because I've never seen where God will support the killing of Christians, Muslims and co in order to preserve a Jewish state
shut d Bleep off if you don't know anything reasonable to say
PoliticsRe: Attacks: Security Agencies Now Run To Us For Help – South-east Residents Cry Out by Laslaslala: 4:02pm On May 12, 2021
Penguin2:
I do not support the killing of security agents because they are people’s fathers, husbands, brothers, uncles, benefactors, etc.

But forgive me if I say it serves them right.

Southeast was excessively militarized and over policed with checkpoints after every 500meters, where you drop #50 or more; and all those who have dared not give this money have been sent to early grave.

We carried placards and flags asking them to stop choking us that we can no longer breath but what we did we get? Our children we arrested and made to swim in the mud and made caricature of. Others were shot and buried in shallow graves.

And you think, like George Floyd, we are gonna put our hands behind our backs and choke to death?

No way!

Any security personnel who cannot apply reason to the directives of their Fulani masters to kill and destroy in Igboland, will be wasted before we are wasted!

Rubbish!
yes of course IBOs from time immemorial are not designed to choke to death in d face of oppression.like d way George floyd died we prefer to die fighting
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Fitr: Police Deploy 3,200 Personnel In Imo As Tension Heightens by Laslaslala: 11:56am On May 12, 2021
Emergingnation:
You withdraw police from SE/SS governors and then send 3200 police officers to protect northerners in thesame region!
Those governors are fools, they abandoned their people to serve Fulani just ytday d same Fulani stripped them of their police escort without notice
EducationRe: Umahi To Commission World Class Medical University In Ebonyi (photos) by Laslaslala: 12:34pm On May 11, 2021
budusky05:
The only reason why you see that small development is because David the governor does not believe in Biafra. That's why he is doing great. Now go to Abia and enugu you will see what your Biafra will really look like
dumb argument of a pathetic hater who refused to think before commenting
PoliticsRe: Fear Grips Diplomatic Community Amid Worsening Insecurity In Nigeria by Laslaslala: 12:09pm On May 02, 2021
ZONE BEES through their drug baron bullion NURTW agbero elder statesman gave the rest of southern nigeria to these rampaging fulani jihadists
God will judge u all,
But we ibos had always warned you all

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