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ohosi4real:
Use and dump vice president

ghettokid1:
Some traders at Gowon Estate in Lagos State are still counting their losses following a fierce fire that razed 11 shops on 401 road in the early hours of saturday.
http://saharareporters.com/2020/06/27/midnight-fire-destroys-properties-worth-millions-lagos-market

ethicallyright:
He is not an "overbearing" male. He is a man.

Any creature who isn't female and can't dominate female folks is a simp.

One is either a man or a simp. Your man is the former.

Jakumo:
I was seated in the hallway of a Nigerian bank one Thursday afternoon many moons ago, awaiting my turn to grovel for a bank loan with the manager, whose office was located facing the bank vault, at the end of the narrow passageway lined with chairs, where I sat reading the morning paper.

Being somewhat tall, I had to angle my legs to one side when various banking officials needed to get past on their way to and from the manager's office. One of the officials dressed in a sharp business suit stopped briefly to shake my hand, and exchange greetings.

In a few moments I would learn that my impeccably dressed friend, dapper in the tailored grey business suit, was in fact the Vice Chairman of a silently infiltrating armed robbery delegation already positioned throughout the banking hall, and poised for the order to deploy.

My new acquaintance strolled off, and I had briefly returned to reading my newspaper, when something caught my eye beside the accountant's desk that sat on a raised platform adjacent to the hallway in which I awaited my interview with the bank manager.

A banking official, as I presumed, dressed in a crimson red business suit and tie, had been chatting quietly at the accountants desk, when he stood up from his chair, pulled aside his jacket, produced a massive black semi-automatic pistol, and in a booming military voice, commanded all in the bank to assume the felony-prone position FLAT on the ground, NOW !! The bank fell silent. Compliance with the surprise directive was total, unquestioning, and instantaneous.

The loading of cash from the vault commenced right away. Brand new Ghana-Must-Go plastic weave bags had been brought in by the gang for the cash reallocation exercise. Loading of currency into the bags, and then out to the waiting getaway vehicles, was carried out with remarkable speed by bank employees and customers working feverishly at gunpoint, while the gang scanned the exits.

The robbers, all similarly dressed in expensive 3-piece business suits, had that morning casually mingled with bank employees BEHIND the counter, by posing as customers with various detailed inquiries involving purported large sums of money. Right after their red-suited Boss Man unveiled his handgun for the honest world to see in that banking hall, his bellowed announcement of temporary regime change, was repeated by other members of the gang, who simultaneously produced an assortment of pistols and sub-machine-guns from beneath their business suit jackets.

When the vault was empty and well over a dozen extremely heavy bags of cash dragged out to the waiting vehicles, a few customers including myself were herded into the air tight vault, moments before sustained gunfire erupted in the banking hall, reverberating outside in the parking lot of the bank as well.

Unsure of whether the shooters had left or were dead in a fire-fight with responding police teams, myself and other impromptu vault residents waited for a good long time, before emerging tentatively from the emptied bank vault, with our ears still ringing from the boom of indoor gunfire, yet feeling oddly euphoric to have survived the tempest in one piece.

The police station was 100 meters from the bank, but they never showed up until the smoke cleared, and the cannonade of automatic rifle barrages had safely faded out of town. That failure to show up by the police, was my saving grace on that day. Yes sir, it was.

To this day, I keep in a drawer several 9mm shell casings that I picked up while still warm, from the bank floor as I made my way out. Those shell casings remind me to ALWAYS be courteous to men wearing expensive business suits.

helinues:


Grandpa still behaving like a toddler.

One of the respected hero of the Ipodians

Islie:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/06/24/mans-suicide-attempt-at-ogun-river-in-abeokuta-aborted/

KikBuhari2Daura:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/ayade-mohammed-8-others-emerge-10-best-governors-in-nigeria/

hotspec:
Bros, urs is even better. we have similar issues. d mistake u made was allowing ur mother in-law to live in. my in-law rained curses on me, and my wife even arrested me with police because she wanted to go with our two daughters. mybin laws live in d same town with us. it's always from one problem to another. d same allegation mybwife gave me and mother in law called to rain curses on me without even asking me. in fact she even came to my workplace to fight. May God see u tru. I'm as confused as ure. just eat and try to sleep, then try to be around people that can play with u and lift ur spirit.

FuckTheWorld:
... My name is Stanley(not real names)...
Your name is Stanley yet not real name ...
Do you have brain at all?

simplexity:
I really appreciate your comments, I feel a lot better emotionally now,
I even actually agreed I cheated, and I have apologized, still she left.
Being a father makes u bear a lot and carry a lot on ur mind for peace to rain, I am not weak am just being understanding.

Thanks anyways

Xisnin:
Shut up, caveman.
What do you have against women?

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/no-state-in-nigeria-is-covid-19-free-says-ncdc.html

fuckingAyaya:
This rubber stamp Fat headed pig

Johnnyessence:
https://punchng.com/apc-importing-thugs-into-edo-obaseki/

tinsel:
https://www.thecable.ng/the-bad-apple-has-taken-itself-out-of-the-bag-ize-iyamu-taunts-obaseki

FuckTheWorld:
2020!

A year to remember...