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This is funny but it is true.this reminded me of my girlfriend that was dating a guy and she will always complain to me that she left her to go and watch a foothball match.then i didnt understand but now i do.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]You can't fault him for proffering solutions though.

I, for one, commend them for at least trying to think outside the box in seeking a resolution to the ASUU problem.[/quote]outside the box by constituting nuisance.funny

what if she died and the strike called off the next day?

i like the side he said lets stop importing goods that can be made in nigeria.believe me thats why there is so much unemployment.how can we import shoes when we have a shoe industry at aba?

all is well

I hate what the guy did but this your advice no folo because there is a guy to trust somewhere

Trust no one especially the opposite sex. They don;t love you more than your family, if they give you a thousand naira they are expecting you to give them something worth ten thousand naira in return.

all these point to one THING.The TIME to END the strike has come so that without fear i can bodly say
END TIME THINGZ

Ignorance

The same national assembly that said is ok for a 9 year old girl to be married.SMH FOR MR PRESIDENT

Jonathan should not waste our resources on this fruitless dialogue.national assembly does not mean well for naija.the only solution to our problem is resource control.mind u i am from abia state

Ediss: Hmmm that all I can say. Don't view my profile ok? . Ok let me just say the truth. It is God that give job, am I living testimony

bros can u tell me which military or paramilitary body that u got employed and what rank were employed.because i know that those applicant with waec is may be treated with fairness

Billyonaire: Tinubu keeps making himself look stupid 99% of the time, the remaining 1% is when he is serious in the bedroom. A political philistine who believes in money more than his people. A man who had a little less than 10million naira before contesting political office but enriched himself with billions straight from the Government purse, with billions worth of properties at Banana Island, Ikoyi, Victoria Island and United Kingdom, has no reason to criticize a President who owns a moderate house in his village and little or nothing more but ascends the top position to listen to the poor who needs a forum to vent their displeasure on salient national issues including State Police, Equitable Distribution of Resources, True Federalism etc.

Tinubu needs to know that prudent politicians do not counter their Presidents all of the time even when the policy is popular amongst the masses. By criticizing the convention of National Dialogue, he makes himself look not just stup1d but narrow minded.

Let us all dissociate ourselves from this greedy frog-eyed nematode of Bourdillon, his views are not that of the Great Yoruba Dynasty, neither is it the bloc view of APC.

Thanks for reading and agreeing with me.

Tinubu has never been against national dialogue.his main concern is the people that are incharge of the dialogue and the possibility that the recomendations of the dialogue may not be implemented to the letter.for me i dont see anything wrong with his line of thought.we should less tribalistic and more rational in making judgement.i support Gej but i think Tinubu has made a point which needs to looked into.

Access bank pay who 205k?bros is like u dont know access bank.smh for you

JECBOSS: Below average

have u seen anybody recruited on merit basis

Every now and then military and paramilitary bodies carryout recruitment exercise and they ask ask Nigerians to pay some amount ranging from 1k to 3k.At the end of the recruitment exercise a handfull of people get employed.for example in last years navy recruitment exercise,a friend from Edo state who passed the aptitude test but couldnt scale through the interview told me that only 2 people got the job from Edo state yet thousands where made to part with their hard earned money in purchasing the scratch.Army just recently shortlisted names without conducting aptitude test for those that bought the scratch card.then i ask myself the basis for the shortlisted names.Do people pay money when applying for a job in the military and paramilitary bodies in countries like the US other developed countries of the world.secondly i want to ask fellow nairalanders if any of you know anybody that have got employed in the police,army,ndlea,airforce,navy,immigration,custom,sss,vio and civil defence as an officer(not the ones they enter with WAEC) on merit?

Bidam: Paul was smart to debunk you by saying Christ in the order of Melchizedek lives forever and collects the tithes.

Lets be objective here.the tithe that they ask u to pay in your churches is that based on law and not the one abraham paid to melchizedek.

That a lie has been in an office for a thousand years does not make it to be true.tithing is not a christain commandment and whether is been said here on nairaland a thousand times does not matter.truth can never be said enough.and i think is time for me to write my own thread on tithing.tithing is not compulsory and GOD is not demanding any from you

zealed64: "A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this." (Deuteronomy 22:5).

They don't read other verses of that same chapter, also some have twisted that verse 5 so bad as-- women do not wear trouser(4getting we have male & female trousers)

Now look at other verses of that same DEUTERONOMY 22--

"Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together." (Deuteronomy 22:11).

"Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard; if you do, not only the crops you plant but also the fruit of the vineyard will be defiled." (Deuteronomy 22:9).

"Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together." (Deuteronomy 22:10).


WHY AREN'T THEY PREACHING WITH THOSE VERSES?

guy u are 2much.i keep asking why that part is emphasized why leaving out the rest.girls can wear trouser but in all motive matters alot.

[quote author=Jensen_elizz]How the plane no go crash when na hausa man won fly am.....shey im thnk say na herd of cattle na im dey drive......mtchewwwwwww....i don provoke *tears cloth off and nearly use hammer nak my lumia* [/quote]so this is all you have got to say.please make another comment

Saving money to buy a brand new nissan.Gej Ndewo imela

Nacl:
O BOI... WHEN I WAKE UP PLS TELL ME THEY WERE TOY PLANES.

never to be

pappilo: 3 jets bought with his own money you say. Can you tell me the name of one of his businesses that turned over at least N1 billion naira in the last 5 years. When I say business, I mean a real business and not business of those poorly printed books and audio CDs they sell in his church.

let remove sentiments from our comments.his books are never poorly printed as u said

adewasco2k: 4 private jets? For what purpose?

i dont know but u can call him to find out why

Before we kill these pastors just remember that they have not payed the money.is a new policy and is possible that they will make adjustment so as to cut cost

SilaV: Oga ,I have a lot of respect for your objectivity.The truth about this NLNG interview is that one should study ones basics in terms of field of study very well,be able to defend the content of ones CV(for those already working),be confident by showing lots of comportment and believe in GOD.all these pieces of information going round as regards purported interview questions can only be used as an addendum,not totally reliable.NLNG has loads and enough questions to ask every candidate invited for the interview without necessarily repeating any,so my advise for those that have not done theirs is to read wide.

I had my interview the very first day it started and by the grace of God, I had a nice time and hoping to be called for medicals.I was never asked questions on any thing on stuffs I have been reading about: just about my work experience as a process personnel in a manufacturing multinational and a bit of questions from my field.The point I am making is that don't be distracted,but read wide and be comported.If it is the will of GOD we shall all see in Bonny Camp to interact.Again,people should not be requesting for the exact questions from their colleagues as nobody would want to put himself/herself at disadvantage all in the name of head up.The truth is what will be will always be irrespective of whether someone told you anything or not.

We are all lifted.

u just made alot of sense.just read wide and be prayerful

ammyluv2002: Pls, can we drop this tithe issue on NL? Is getting too much biko. You guys should allow people like us who pay tithe to continue getting all the blessing from God and those who don't pay to continue being blind, datz all!

And u think those who dont give or pay tithe are blind.why not check if u are the blind one.abeg lets stop this tithe thing.my own is that nobody whether u pay or not pay tithe God can bless u.for ur information i worship with christembassy but i dont care about the tithe message and am still blessed.christainity is above tithe.what God want is cheerful givers and am one of them

Haters everywhere.let them come and defend themselfs.i tell all of them.nigeria remains even when u are dead

Who knows how much they pay as salary.incase they ask us how much do want to be paid

passion007: Ignorant people on this thread.
First, you should learn not to quote people out of context.
She clearly continued in the very next sentence:

She said notwithstanding this
reality, the Federal Government
would continue to ensure there
were no accidents.

Since you must be spoon-fed, let me explain it to you.
The Titanic, in its heyday, represented the best maritime technology could innovate, so much so that it's motto was "Not even God can sink it"
It capsized, eventually, as we know.

Kindly desist from painting Odua as insensitive.
More importantly, do not quote people out of context.

RIP to the victims of the accident once again.
.

do u remember how many plane crash that has happened in Nigeria in the last 3years and then compare it to our neighbouring countries and then to countries like the US.From here u can see clearly that something is wrong with our avaition sector and stringent measures need to be taken to curtail these mishap

I cant help but laugh but dont know how to laugh.ok let me try spanish laughter haaaahahaaaahabaaaabahahahaa!!!.ok am coming back to coment after am done with my fufu and onigbu soup.goodnight folks but remember love they say is blind

To those that have gone through the interview i want know if the have the original cv that we sent to them during the application.my own interview is on friday and am thinking of edithing my cv.pls i need urgent answer

Suffering not a good thing.i rather enjoy for christ