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GeneralAchuzia1:The statement attached to the picture you posted made reference to "aboki and Suya"....... where did you come about Adeyemi and Tolu ro when did such people started selling Suya? ![]() You these Yiibos just like to deceive yourselves, abi? Bunch of cry-cry Cannibals! Lastpage! |
GeneralAchuzia1:Arrant lubbish! They dont trust you to head any important position yet you head the NNPC (Ibe Kachukwu) and you head the CBN What else do you want handed to you on a platter of gold? Trust is not forced, it is earned! When the President took ill, it is you same people that was praying that he dies and started spreading rumours that he is dead It is you same people that say Nigeria is a zoo It is you same people that attack every other tribe, especially the major two! It is you same people, when one of you was made the V.C of the Premier University of Ibadan in those days, that filled the whole place with Ibo personnel (Yes, at Ibadan!) It is you same people that set-up a renegade radio station, threatening and insulting Nigeria and Nigerians, claiming you are Jews! It is you same people that have a different flag, within Nigeria, something other tribes will never do (not even Niger Delta that feels agitated) It is you same people that will sell whatever position that was given to you, for personal gains (recall when an "Ibo Man" was the Senate President, he was changed every three months!) It is this same you people that cannot forge an "alliance" with other tribes, to advance your political interest! Always opposing others. Northerners/Hausa/Fulani, you hate! South Westerners/Yorubas, you detest passionately!! Wetin, na only una follow come? Abeg stop Wailing joor. PROVE TO NIGERIA THAT YOU BELONG HERE, THAT YOU CAN BE TRUSTED OR JUST RETURN TO YOUR SOUTH EAST AND DECLARE BIAFRA THERE. Lastpage! BTW: I be Afonja, what's next? |
oldfoolnigger:Dont mind them, just trying to look for cheap popularity and attention! Just like those Homosexuals, ......using the beautiful rainbow to depict their perverseness! ![]() Lastpage! |
thorpido:Something tells me (if this story is not made-up!), that this guy has started something he cant finish! Op will likely die, trying to fulfil the sexual fantasy of his wife........and it still wont be enough! Though sex is important in marriage but please, it is just one of the things that makes marriage work, not even the most important! TRUST! LOVE!! COMMITMENT!!! CONTENTMENT!!!! DEDICATION!!!! SELFLESSNESS!!!! COMMUNICATION!!!!! e.t.c are even much more important than sex, in later life of any marriage. A time will come when even your body cant cope with the energy required for all these romp sex that you need to wear "attachment" to do! ![]() Your wife should be contented with the size and performance of your manhood, just like you should be contented with the size of her punny. That is commitment in a marriage. Anyway, if you have a cardiac arrest while trying to "do pass yourself" all in the name of l want to show her l can satisfy her, that "Ex" with a 10" co.ck is still not far away. Who knows if the bagga is even doing top-up when you return late from work! Sex is good but should not be the focus of any matured marriage. You will get over it one day....... or die trying! ![]() Lastpage! |
PUSH1:Dont blame Ekiti people, the fault lies with Jonathan who, in conspiracy with Obanikoro and others, stole the mandate of Ekiti people and made this "Thugnor" called Fayose, to be Governor in Ekiti. Jonathan, Fayose, Obanikoro, Aluko must still be made to answer for this rape on democracy. Lastpage! |
bizzibodi:Cheesux! Thats a new one! when A THUG becomes a GOVERNOR = THUGNOR! ![]() Ayo Fayose the "THUGNOR"! ![]() Lastpage! |
sarrki:Please, mind your language! Fowl-yose is some people's hero and most likely the first elected President of an Independent Biafrauaud! You cant call him a thug...... just call him Ponmo-Governor! Lastpage! |
Benwems:So, Inibebe Effiong, the Lawyer Akpabio is planning to murder is Yoruba? Some of you need to be skinned alive, Ediaat! Lastpage! |
alldbest:Naah! Na that thief-thief Yakubu, former NNPC GMD who stored $9.8Million and 174,000 GBP in a safe inside his Kaduna home! ![]() Aiyegbeni na fooballer now! Lastpage! |
herzern:I bet you are waiting for the "Dead body" of the Lawyer..... as substantial evidence and facts, right? BTW: What the Lawyer did is called pre-emptive action, to make his would-be killers pipe down and stay-off! Prevention is better than Cure! Now let me see how Akpabio will implement his killer intention. ![]() Lastpage! |
WorldRichest:Dont mind that Imb*cile! Buhari must have defiled his mother to produce him! ![]() Even his failure in life since he was born, was caused by Buahri! ![]() The internet is free and accessible, even to those in mental institutions! ![]() Lastpgae! |
musicwriter:Thank you for listing those products! But how long has the British left us (By Independence)......... and what GOOD have we done to ourselves since then? A few other countries that got independence when we got our own are far-far developed than we can ever dream of, today Malaysia, Singapore and most Asian Tigers got independence around 1960. Malaysia did not have a single Palm Tree producing Palm oil good enough for export back then. They came to Nigeria to "buy" the Palm tree "seedlings" (when Nigeria was the World largest exporter of palm oil) but TODAY, Nigeria imports most of her Palm Oil from Malaysia Just imagine that? That is what bad, corrupt and visionless leadership, does to a once great country but you people said we should "leave them alone, Na our Brothers"! Issokay O. Lastpage! |
justicejay:And how has all the above reduced our interest or prevented us from furthering agriculture? You these "yesterday children" are not only dumb, you are brainless! FYI, Buhari/Idiagbon's regime was "draconian" but it came-in to address so many corrupt and abusive tendencies of Nigerian Politicians of that day (the Umaru Dikkos, Nzeribes, Omboriowos, e.t.c) who have plundered the wealth of the country.... just as they have done when it took over in 2015. The regime was also out to sanitise the madness the indiscipline among the citizenry ........stealing, drug pushing, dirtiness, laziness, abuse of products (faking), sub-standardisation of "measures and units of measure" and many more ills that were rampant just at the tail end of the last regime. It is unfortunate that Buhari is always coming to power (or being voted into power) when Nigeria has been messed-up by Politicians and "we the people" are looking unto him to perform a miracle! But we know what we are doing and why we always call on Buhari in those "bad and dangerous times" .....even though some of us are too dishonest to see or accept the truth! Between 1979 and 1983 when Buhari took over via a coup, POLITICIANS in the NPN as a party ruined Nigeria, just as POLITICIANS in the PDP as a party, ruined Nigeria between 1999 and 2015. They loot our foreign reserve, refuse to invest in the economy, infrastructure becomes comatose, unemployment at very high levels, hunger in the land, insecurity and armed robbery at alarming rate, insurgency and restiveness in the Niger Delta, e.t.c Each time we are about to fall off the edge of the Cliff, we simply call on Buhari to 'help us'..... yet we blame him for what we experience as a result of previous bad leadership and corruption! I just hope "history is not about to repeat itself" because after all the #Wailings and cries in 1983....... and Buhari was overthrown, Nigerians were thrown into a very long, most destructive "chop-l-chop" Govt of General Ibrahim Babangida (The Evil genius that smiles while killing!) who legalised all forms of evil into the Nigerian system, from first-time usage of "parcel bomb" (Dele Giwa) to the "settlement mentality" of Corruption, to loss of purchasing power of the Naira (when the real devaluation of the Naira actually started!), to SAP (Structural Adjustment Programme which institutionalised Poverty in Nigeria, till date while the few rich became very rich), intensified Politics of division along Ethnic and Religious lines, e.t.c. You may not like Buhari because he is a Northerner and belongs to APC! You may not like Buhari because he is not doing the usual "chop-l-chop' style that we corrupt people are used to You may not like Buhari because prices of goods & products have been INFLATED by "profiteers" in each one of us while we blame Buhari But you must at least be honest to yourself that all the PAINS we feel today, would have occurred in even more severe levels, if Buhari has not come to the rescue and the last regime has been allowed to continue their "Dasuki-style" of endless looting of the treasury! I hope you guys noted that a Court in Nigeria has given a verdict of FINAL and TOTAL FORFEITURE of over $153 Million looted by just Dezziani Allisson Madueke alone! That is over THIRTY- TWO BILLION Naira! Another former NNPC GMD by name Yakubu Bello warehoused $9.8 million Dollars (which he claimed was a GIFT!) and 174,000 Pounds Sterling in just one of his houses in Kaduna! That is almost TWO BILLION Naira! Tell me, how do you expect the country not to experience all these problems we have today, when our Leaders/Politicians steal so much? Okay, "na my people", they should not be prosecuted, right? I have a feeling that God may still punish our people for being very dishonest, just like he punished those that killed Jesus by giving them a very wicked ruler afterwards. Make una Kwantinue, Dearis God! Lastpage! |
illegalking:It means "Eternal nemesis of the Flatinosis"! Now dont ask me what tha means also otherwise, l will call you an IpoD Yoots! ![]() Lastpage! |
joe120120:Chai!!! See "IPOD Yoots" grammar! I thought Ipob people dont spend Dollar or am l wrong? ![]() Lastpage!
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xstry:Just a waste of life! Let's hope others will learn from this "waste". ![]() Lastpage! |
mangood74:Lesson: A Politician is always a Politician...... UNTRUSTWORTHY species! Stop hating APC in your region, the Politicians dont care about you or what you went through! Politicians are not worth fighting over ![]() Lastpage! |
martineverest:I think we need to make it a constitutional requirement that "if you are elelcted on a party platform and you defect, then you must lose that elective Post as well". What we have here are political prostitutes! Their only interest is to be in power, so they can keep looting or enjoying the perks of office! Where is the "citizens interest", who voted for them based on their party affiliations? Lastpage! |
slurryeye: 95% of Nigerians are just capable of moving a vehicle....... they cant drive and cant be considered drivers in the real sense of it. And YES, we drive while drunk and intoxicated on the harshest hard drugs! What about V.I,O, LASTMA and FRSC that take bribes and allow very dangerous vehicles and drivers to keep terrorising other drivers? We dont use seat belt regularly if at all, we dont understand nor are able to obey traffic signs, traffic lights work only when they want, we over-speed like a racing car (that is if the road even has a speed limit sef), our roads are mostly not lined at all and all these "SUV Owners" think once they buy on easilly Tokunbo SUV that is majorly not road worthy, they can overrun everyone else off the road! . The Lord is my shepherd..... even though l walk through the Valley of the shadow of death, l shall fear No Evil! Lastpage! |
Dave94:Unfortunately for your types, Buhari lives and your sorrow multiplies! Too bad for you! Ntoor! ![]() Lastpage! |
Mayflowa:I wont address the first part of your post because it is laden with silly emotions, rather than intelligent logic so it is puerile! But you forget that the word "Sorry" can elicit two different types of response (Anger and Sympathy), depending on the "inherent reason" for saying it! If people are truly and sympathetically concerned about the health of their President, it is not out of way to "ask after his health". But when People wish their President "death first", spread the evil rumour that he has died (without any evidence to buttress such), only to come around hoping to VALIDATE their "evil hope",............ they can wait till Buhari comes back in a coffin (as they wish), or on his two long legs! ![]() Mr. President should never dignify such hateful peeps with a response. Even when pictures of Saraki and Dogara (the two highest ranking officials of the tripartite arm of Govt) were shown, felicitating with Buhari in London, same day they travelled, these Evil beings said it was "photo-shopped"! The point l am making is that "their mind is already made-up on what they want to see/hear about Buhari". Even if Buhari should hold a video conference from London, it will be the same story: They will say it is a "double" and not the real Buhari because to them, the President is already dead! It will be a futile exercise to try to convince them......They should wait and if they cant wait, they can buy ticket to London like Saraki and Dogara. End of story! BTW: Is it not "so naive" if you think People have not already divided themselves into "baskets" otherwise, how come some are wishing the President a speedy recovery and long life while some are wishing him death and singing his Obituary song? or am l the one that is responsible for that or do yo not see that such dichotomy falls along tribal lines as well? ![]() I am not an Ostrich, you know... Lastpage! .....and l dont give a rat-arzze about what YOU or anyone thinks about my user-handle..... that is just what it is, a moniker! ![]() |
Tritri:No please, dont quit! Just remember, when Cement was being sold for #2 a Bag, some did not build a house but others built when it was sold at #50 per bag. Remember that when the Banker earning close to 500K monthly could not build a house, a lowly paid teacher built a Bungalow! It all boils down to planning, foresight and determination. YOU will finish this one you have started, in God's name.... by fire, by force. as we say! ![]() Now, how far have you gone? *How much do you have left (cash)? *Whatever your projected income stream is, all you need to do is just to "change tactics". 1.) Is your building a "mansion"? (most first builds are) - You can scale it down a bit, for now........... and still build your Mansion later! 2.) Is it possible that you continue with a certain part that you can finish with what money you have (like ground floor), move into it and finish the rest in bits, as money comes in? Money will come, no bad situation last forever but only those who dont give-up midway, can take advantage of the "change", when it comes! be ready to do so. 3.) Some materials get more expensive quickly than others (Like Cables (prone to high inflation...compared to WC! ). Some Material move a build much further than others (Blocks give the impression you are almost done while Plastering just sucks your money). Plumbing is the cheapest in finishing while Tiling and Wiring consumes most money! It is okay to take a break but please, whatever Money you have on you now, dont divert it to other things (like second wife! ), just use it to buy Original Cables or Aluminium Roofing Sheets (they dont expire unlike Cement, they are never out of fashion unlike Accessories). That Man called AllCopacetic can be very helpful in this regard!) and Keep them safely where you live now (Dont let your Landlord see them o, otherwise you are due for a rent increase! The idea is just to keep your money busy and productive towards your house. 4.) Mould Blocks yourself instead of buying. Why do you need "Stone Dust" Blocks, when you are not building a mini-vault? Okay, what about buying 15Tons of Stone Dust and some Cement... then get a Moulder to mould it at your site? it will definitely be cheaper than buying ready-made ones! 5.) Sacrifice time to go to the market and buy what yo need for building! There is a very high "extra price" to pay, in you leave every buying decision to your contractor! Ofc, it can save you as much as 35% overall cost but it is a lot of "effort" though like Egun, you can also have fun while doing so. 6.) Develop strong negotiation skills when dealing with Artisans! Remember, they have heard ..and do use the "na Dollar cause am" story as well! ![]() 7.) Create time to supervise your build, Lend a hand if need be and you are capable DIY man. (Buy the Tools, they make the work very easy! When a Carpenter charges you an exorbitant amount just to nail two woods together, ask him to 'break it down' into stages (you are learning! ) and if his price would not come down, DO IT YOURSELF and save the money or just hire a "Labourer" to do the heavy lifting (and pay him a daily rate) while you be the "Oga" and supply the know-how! At the end of the day, you will save about 70% on such not too demanding job. I know how frustrating it is to be saving to build and prices are skyrocketing daily, especially if you are already at your wits end but what YOU MUST NEVER ENTERTAIN is the thought of abandoning your project! Keep reminding yourself (infact, write and print it on a Big A4 paper and paste it across your bed so that iy is the first thing you will see each day you wake Up: When the going gets tough, it is the time that ONLY the Tough, get going.... I AM TOUGHER THAN ANYONE THINKS! Every minute of your spare time, just imagine yourself in your own house, calling the shots and your wife doing Mummy Landlady! ![]() I just hope your Landlord makes life more difficult for you so that when you are not too comfortable where you are now, it will be a tonic/incentive for you to be steadfast and finish your own house! Look, one Musician called Ebenezer Obey once sang: The Fulfilment in Life starts when you build your own house, may God build mine for me (literally). Its like buying your first 'real' car! So Bro, we are all supporting you with prayers (Emm...., money would have been better sha but Kontiri is not smiling anywhere! ) and l am betting on you right now, tha you will finish this house of yours!Now, just dont set a too-tight, completion date for yourself (that can be hard on your health because of stress) but just smile and tell yourself "This House will finish when God says it will finish but finish it will! Complete "some small chunks/part of it", every three Months and keep at it. One day IN FUTURE, you will read the post you made today AND SMILE........ so that is how easy it is, to give up on one's dreams? WINNERS DONT QUIT ..... and l dont see you as a loser because you have already started something! Just finish up. Lastpage! |
back2sender:I am just wondering whether a point will come, when salaries can no longer feed the family (no matter how much you manage it), when people can no longer buy what they NEED...... and then anarchy will set-in and looting will start. When the abjectly poor will decide its time to "eat" the affluent? When even Bullets will not be able to stop the "hordes of HUNGRY and ANGRY people" in the society? If things dont change soon, we will get to this point and the nation will be declared to have collapsed! I hope we dont ...........because 'when the poor are unable to sleep, the cry will also not allow the rich to snore"! GREED is a bad Vice..... it can make a man do ANYTHING, with very bad consequences! Lastpage! |
ovokooo:Just because he was allowed to cut umbilical cord? Pinshure of him pulling the rascals out of the punnany ..............or i-don-bele-vit! ![]() Lastpage! |
anonimi:Bloody, #Wailing Ediat! So it is the job of Buhari (Executive Arm of Govt) to suspend Dogara (Legislative Arm of Govt)? You Biafraudians need to stick to selling Fake drugs and fake spare parts.... instead of dabling into Politics with you inbred Anger and hatred for other tribes Buhari is alive, hale and hearty, What can Biafraaud do about it..... except the Lagoon solution ofcourse ![]() Lastpage! |
EasternActivist: ![]() Hahhahaha ...E Pain am! Lastpage!
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Yyeske:Igbos are noted for being uncontrollably greedy, aggressive and assimilative! They wont let them be until they can swallow them by force! Even if you hand over the whole world to them, they will still fight over the Moon! ![]() Like Oliver Twist, greedy people are NEVER contented. Lastpage! |
autonomous22:You are welcome, You are your IPAD, Biaafraaud Hateful Yoots should just do the needful.........as below Lastpage!
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EasternActivist:Sharrap there and "expose" who is behind the moniker......... since you claim to know who! If you like, 'sleep' on your words........ it does not change the fact that you are a leprous, treacherous traitor that takes delight in venting Anger and Hate on other tribes. You hate Buhari because he is a Northerner. You hate Yorubas because they do not agree with your asinine but cowardly quest for Baifraud (which you dont need anyone's permission to achieve, if you are really brave and confident to do it!). You just HATE everybody else and even yourself! How they give birth to you guys from the Sad Beast and feed you on so much hatred, still beggars belief. ![]() Lastpage! |
Flaghouse1:That is exactly what l was saying! We are just a greedy set of people and we just love to exploit and take advantage of any situation or the weaker ones in our society! A 'Dog-eat-Dog' world! That last part is not just done by Manufacturers, Banks have been doing it for ages! Infact, l am aware that it is what is keeping some banks in business till date. They get the Dollar at a very low "official rate" from the CBN but instead of using it to process Form M of businessmen and importers, they call in Mallams and sell it to them at close to Black market rate, making huge profit. I once did a Video recording of this shameful act of "Round Tripping" at the GTB branch off Adeniran Ogunsanya in Surulere, some years back. I had a dorm Account with them and told them l needed to pay GBP for Children School fees and was ready to present documentation for the forex transaction. They said they had "No Forex" to sell....but one of them asked me if l wont mind buying from Mallams at Black market rate and that they would introduce me to a trustworthy mallam! Right there before me, l videoed them making brisk transactions between Customers and themselves, with the Mallam as middle man, right inside the banking hall, using the Forex that they got from CBN. I wanted to prosecute but eventually, l just Negodi the whole matter as the 'timing' was not okay for me then and the Clout that l am about facing head-on, had "brothers" that l am still subject to, at that time! I still have the video till date..... just for my records. Lastpage! |
imd:I have many good qualities ....and a few bad ones too, but as a humanbeing, the worst trait l have is that l generally dont trust other people with my money! ![]() I think l am savvy enough to decide how l want my 'coins' to multiply and l am not that greedy to think Money grows on trees on can multiply itself from nothing as to play MMM! ![]() So, l will let this pass.... to my other forumites who are more willing to take such risks. Thanks for the offer tho' Lastpage! |
EasternActivist:This maggot is an example of the pathetic, two-faced nature of these saboteurs from the Sad Beast of Nigeria! One moment he and his people are wishing President Buhari dead, when they have now been convinced beyond any iota of doubt, they have suddenly "changed the music" and trying to instigate a collision between Yorubas who stood solidly behind the president while he was convalescing..... by claiming to be supporting Bhuari/Northerners against Yorubas! Just see the trajectory of his post before our President was pictured having a very healthy and confident chat with the Senate president and his House of rep counterpart: EasternActivist:https://www.nairaland.com/3388417/biafra-eu-parliament-calls-immediate#49920269 So, there is now "a marriage" between the Masters in the North and the Slaves from the Sad Beast? (cant help laughing,,,,,I am sure the Northerners are also laughing in Chinese )Yorubas have always produced Presidents of Nigeria and will still produce the next one, once Buhari's tenure is well spent so as to continue the good works he has started. So, Westerners dont need to be treacherous like you, just to produce a President of Nigeria. [b]The only "slaves" that will NEVER smell Aso Rock is the Yiibos (IPOBS, Biafruads, Fake jews). Who will Vote for a Yiibo President sef? Northerners? Westerners? Middle Belts? You see, its never gonna happen. Who will the average Northerner chose to trust, between the Westerner and Sad Easterner? You guess right! ![]() "Treacherous Slaves" cannot become President in Nigeria. You Biafra rats should admit it that once again, as in 1967 (Civil War), as in 1999 and 2003 (OBJ Yoruba Presidency), as in 2015 (Block Vote against Buhari/APC) YOU HAVE MISCALCULATED AND FAILED AGAIN! YOU ARE PERPETUAL FAILURES! ![]() Your next line of treacherous action is to try and paint it like V.P Osinbajo does not want Buhari to come back alive (so as to sow a discord between Yorubas and Hausas) but the Whole North and every other tribe in Nigeria know you for who you are: Treacherous leeches conceived and born into virulent ANGER AND HATRED![/b] The North has never and will never trust any Yiibo person.... not even a dead one and that is a fact! The West know you are back-stabbers and hateful grabbers The Middle belt know you are ungrateful ingrates and as such, will only deal with you with a very long pole. Perhaps, even "Israel" are hell-bent of showing the world that they have nothing in common with you lots. Next time you travel to the Sad Beast for Christmas, just ensure you declare your Biafra and STAY BACK there. D ONT COME BACK TO THE WEST. YOU ARE NOT WANTED. Treacherous Saboteurs and Traitors! ![]() Lastpage! |
