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While you guys argue endlessly over a topic that had defied an answer for enternity, you may want to read this:

5 stages of sex

1. Smurf sex: When you first marry you shag till your blue in the face.

2. Kitchen sex: When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.

3. Bedroom sex: Sex is routine and you'll only shag in bed on a occasional night.

4. Hallway sex: You pass in the hall and both say "Fu*k you".

5. Courtroom sex: Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.

how come most people here know the story is not true, and yet are still replying?

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The simple answer to the question is: yes , some people are more photogenic than others. I don't quite know how or why its like that, but talking from experience (I'm a photographer on weekends), its a bit to do with the facial or body angles, its a bit to do with the camera and lenses, and a couple of other little things.

Having said that, a good photographer can make almost anyone look great. Its simply a matter of studying the persons face and knowing the best angles to light, and shoot the person from.

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er , second that

theres nothing wrong in giving your man money when he needs it (and you can give it), however when it becomes a weekly affair, with no prospects of change , you may want to give the whole deal more thought

@poster: I've got two dogs ,  just in case youre ready to marry

@bluespice : men getting rooted to a spot cos of a girl

no more takers?

no takers?

How come almost every girl on here is denying the posters question? , pretty curious, considering we all know its true

you wish , but then the possibilities are there ,

@gloriuoss , apologies , typo

doesn't happen

@posakosa,  hope your kidding

@poster and everyother person advocating revenge, death, murder, paralysis, and amputation: after that what next? , is your pain going to go away? are you going to be happy when you see his obituary in the papers, or see him begging on the strets with no arms? NO you will not, rather the ruthlessness of your act will add to woes.

Yes its hard, to live with it, but its the wisest thing to do.

And like I said earlier: this kind of thing happens all the time, so its not really such a big deal. How many guys have spend hundreds of thousands on girls only for the chic to run away with some other dude? But then guys dont so shit about it. It happened to me in Abuja, I lost a serious girl friend, I had housed and kept to Abuja Alahajis , well guess what? were still friends ,

Yeah yeah, I know he did a rotten thing, hes always been like that. Problem now is, what is he to do. He's tried talking and begging and the wife just wont engage him in any conversation to do with the incident, and according to him: she certainly has not forgiven or forgotten.

Question remains: should he go report himself? , I actully suggested that to him, but he's not too sure about it

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Close friend of mine in Nigeria, was recently caught in the act with some stray girl on his matrimonial bed. His wife was supposed to have travelled for an official assignment, however she didin't, and then went straight to her office. Anyway she comes in sees them in the act, closes the door and quietly goes downstairs, and carries on with her normal daily activities.

She has simply refused to discuss the topic, and carries on with life almost normally, albeit a bit cold. Shes cooking, cleaning up etc. Now my friend is scared shitless, and almost doesnt sleep or eat, cos hes afraid she may do something to him in the nigh, or poison his food or the like. Now hes thinking about going to report himself to her parents.

Does anyone here think its a good idea?

nb: I know the wife, and its not like shes weak or anything, shes a regular chic who did all the normal party circuits at Uni and has now just settled down.

serious shit, but then like some one just posted: whats love got to do with marriage in Nigeria?

he definitely knows now, something he didint know back then

what street are you talking about a beg?

definitely lifted from a song or romance novel

Of course theres true love, had as it may be to find, its definitely out there.
source: current experience

According to the Godfather: you need to kill him, cos we don't have the power to forgive, only God has that power.
But then this aint the godfather. Just leave him and move on with your life , trust me, this kind of shit happens all the time.

Sorry though

Any guy waiting for all these signs before getting the message should be shot.
Then again, they arent all true. I had a girl once who kept me away from her friends, cos she was convinced they would try and steal me from her

its not insecurity, its more like: okay, I've got you, so I don't need all them little nice words any longer.
Having said that, it's not quite right cos as they say: girls need complements forever