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Car TalkRe: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by laudate: 12:53am On Apr 11, 2018
Uyiii:
well, the only thing I can assure you is that;
this car won't get to it's purposed destination, na person back-yard e go end up last last.

haha, nor be 9ja again, trust 9ja naacheesy
The thing be say, nothing fit make me take any kind trip, inside a driverless car in Nigeria. sad Una no sabi as our roads be for Naija, with all those mad danfo drivers and okada riders, on our streets? shocked I can enter a driverless car abroad, but to sit down as a passenger inside one in Lagos, or any other part of Nigeria? God forbid. angry Cars that are driven by alert drivers with good eyesight, can still end up in the ditch in Naija, due to the antics of other mad drivers on our roads. So is it the one without a driver, that will avoid potholes, dodge greedy policemen, swerve for danfo wey no get brakes, and escape from oncoming traffic? I no want wahala, biko.... undecided

PoliticsRe: Where Is The Oil Lagos Is Producing Since Being An Oil Producing State? by laudate: 12:32am On Apr 11, 2018
Cooly100:
Posting pictures of the refinery will convince that...don't you think wink
Cooly100:
Yes..just post the pictures of work at the refinery...
Refinery??! Show pictures of which refinery? shocked At an oil producing field? shocked Did anyone say anything about constructing a refinery at the exploration site, where oil is being drilled off the coast of Lagos? Abi, you do not know the meaning of the word 'refinery?' huh

Throwback:
..... Just for your information you all, I worked on the Folawiyo Aje Oilfield project.

The initial Aje 5 and Aje 4 wells were drilled and completed for production using ENI's Scarabeo 3 semi-submersible rig in Q3 and Q4 of 2015.

There was some production issues with one of the wells that required it to be re-completed the following year.

To the best of my knowledge, the FPSO has been on location and production has been ongoing for about 2years.

Not all of the wells of the field fall withing state ownership, owing to the onshore-offshore dichotomy that oil producing countries operating a state unit federal structure practise, Just like in practice in the USA. 2 of the wells fall under federal ownership, while 2 of the wells fall within the state ownership due to closeness to shore.

I believe Lagos state has been getting its due 13% derivation as with all other oil producing states in Nigeria.
Thank you for educating the clueless, o jare! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Visionscape: We’re Not Here To Take Over Jobs Of Psps by laudate: 12:22am On Apr 11, 2018
babajeje123:
This company is ineffective and dirty. Since they took over from lawma, there's nowhere you get in Lagos that you will not see heap of dirts. I foresee an outbreak of a communicable disease if care is not taken.
Don't mind dem. sad And the clueless company now recruited Oyinbos to do a job a Nigerian can do successfully, for one-third of the amount that those Oyinbo men will earn annually. Nansense! May Lagos NOT witness an epidemic, before this Visionscape people are sent packing for ineptitude! angry
FamilyRe: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by laudate: 12:08am On Apr 11, 2018
pcguru1:
Thanks bro I really appreciate this statement, Yes I have started my business, it's software related the sad part is that when it comes to generating ideas for solutions, I am not that good, but if an idea exists i can break it down in systems, architectures and components to achieve it, so far I am just researching and thinking about having small projects that solve problems till something comes to mind, when i was young I was always filled with ideas but now, that is gone, but often it comes to mind when am working on a solution at work and notice a flaw, it's something am doing on the side. I just wish i started earlier but am glad am making the effort now.
Wow! You are gifted! cheesy
PoliticsRe: 7 Misconceptions Some Nigerians Have About Nnamdi Kanu by laudate: 11:59pm On Apr 10, 2018
ofai:
You and your usual trash.

So your afonja news said he ran away?

I don't blame you anyway, your northern masters are busy building their emirate in your land, you are busy badmouthing someone whom none of your generation is half as bold and as courageous.

Kwantinu
Ok, are you saying he didn't run away? How come he hasn't shown up since? shocked Or did he go to the mountain top to pray for direction? How can you say that anyone is bad mouthing Kanu, when the truth is as plain as daylight? He absconded, deserted his people and jeopardized the millions Abaribe posted as a bail bond, for him to smell the air of freedom. I mean, how could Kanu have been so unfair to Abaribe? cry
PoliticsRe: So I Finally Went To Enugu. It's Over Hyped by laudate: 2:55am On Apr 09, 2018
DerideGull:
The fool in this discourse is actually you. Thank goodness you mentioned a city razed to the ground by the three years of war of attrition in this breathe with Lagos, Ibadan and Port Harcourt. Entire Yari.ba land has not even recovered from the effects of the hand-to-hand combat called Kiriji. Enugu, without a single federal government presence, is better than Ibadan.
Enugu, without a single federal government presence, is better than Ibadan?? shocked Erm, isn't the Akanu Ibiam International Airport in Enugu, as well as the NNPC Depot in Emene Enugu, a sign of federal presence? No? huh Neither is the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital (UNTH) that used to be at the old site in Enugu, a sign of federal govt presence, before it was relocated to Ituku/Ozalla along the Port-harcourt to Enugu expressway?
PoliticsRe: 3 Simple Strategies That Assures An Igbo Presidency In 2023: Must Read! by laudate: 1:05am On Apr 09, 2018
Firgemachar:
How did Abiola defeat Tofa?

Maybe you are a kid.
Don't blame him. He was in kindergarten, then.... undecided
PoliticsRe: 3 Simple Strategies That Assures An Igbo Presidency In 2023: Must Read! by laudate: 12:59am On Apr 09, 2018
Praktikals:
The only smart and commonsensical option available is the scratch-my-back, I scratch-your-back appriach. You hate Hausas and dislike Yorubas, where will the votes to produce Igbo presidency come from ?
The votes will come from outer space! angry The aliens are on standby to vote for the right candidate, once Kanu gives them marching orders from his hideout!
PoliticsRe: 7 Misconceptions Some Nigerians Have About Nnamdi Kanu by laudate: 12:26am On Apr 09, 2018
cosmatika:
MNK is wat nobody in ur generation can ever be. Nobody from ur tribe can put leg in his shoes.
So why did he run away and abandon his followers? huh

yarimo:
before nko? By the grace of God none of my family members will be a terrorist or a professional fraudster NNAMDI KANU grin grin
Una just wan take style use laugh kill person for dis place...! cheesy wink grin

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole:when I Said They Stole A Lot, They Paid Writers To Ask How I Knew by laudate: 12:23am On Apr 09, 2018
malagu:
Oshiomhole:When I said they stole a lot, they paid writers to ask how I knew https://thenewsroom.ng/articles?id=1843
This man must be daft. So writers have to be paid before they can ask for the source of the information, he has been peddling around? shocked Does he think everyone is a 'mugu that would automatically swallow anything he says, without asking for evidence, simply because it came from his mouth?
PoliticsRe: So I Finally Went To Enugu. It's Over Hyped by laudate:
Saintsquare:
dry
Why did you reply him? Don't you know he is one of those who have to thump their chest, and throw chunks of propaganda around, in a bid to make themselves feel good? huh
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode: "Sir Ahmadu Bello Didn't Like Luxury; He Loved Them" by laudate: 12:15am On Apr 09, 2018
Throwback:
Please go to school.

Please I beg you. It is never too late to get an education.

If education is expensive, try ignorance and see what it would cost you.
I don talk say I no go laugh dis nite, but...! cheesy shocked grin

CelebritiesRe: Patoranking And Frank Edwards After Church Service At Christ Embassy (Photo) by laudate: 12:07am On Apr 09, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

One 042 brother ji egwu uka eri oru.
Those who know know.

If Frank was truly born-again and spirit-filled as he fools us, he will stand nowhere near a worthless sinner like Patrick let alone take a photograph with him.
Jesus did not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance (Luke 5v32)

HealthRe: Lady Diagnosed With Cancer At 23 And Had Her Eggs Frozen, Shares Her Story. PICS by laudate: 11:59pm On Apr 08, 2018
FishLegs:
why do you sound so pained? Too bad!
Old man like you that still believe it’s devil that makes people suffer all sort of disease and it’s devil that kills people too.
I didn't realise that you needed to clutch at straws, by bringing age into this matter. sad If I am old, then you must be a toddler. And yes - it is the 'devil that makes people suffer all sort of disease and it’s devil that kills people, too.' Why are you defending the devil? Are you one of his siblings? huh
HealthRe: Lady Diagnosed With Cancer At 23 And Had Her Eggs Frozen, Shares Her Story. PICS by laudate: 11:54pm On Apr 08, 2018
FishLegs:
why do you sound so pained? Too bad!
Sound pained, kwa? In what way? shocked Are you sure you are not imagining things? huh
HealthRe: Lady Diagnosed With Cancer At 23 And Had Her Eggs Frozen, Shares Her Story. PICS by laudate: 11:46pm On Apr 08, 2018
FishLegs:
God saved her from the Cancer devil gave her abi?
Continue
Yes, God saved her from the cancer. If that response offends you, too bad!
HealthRe: Lady Diagnosed With Cancer At 23 And Had Her Eggs Frozen, Shares Her Story. PICS by laudate: 11:43pm On Apr 08, 2018
samsard:
'Righteous people' also die of diseases.
Thanks to medical science & the brains behind its advancement, not an imaginary guardian.
Explain what you mean by 'righteous,' please. Only God knows those who are serving Him, and those that are righteous in His sight.... undecided We are not privy to the secret contents of individual lives. And I don't think God heals people, solely because of how righteous they are. Divine healing depends on a multitude of factors.
PoliticsRe: So I Finally Went To Enugu. It's Over Hyped by laudate: 11:41pm On Apr 08, 2018
lestat:
Dude ibos don't deny drug pushing , fake goods peddling, fake products important

So you guys shouldn't deny ritua killings , incest, child molestation, rape , all manner of financial fraud , armed robbery

This are you teibes hallmarks not just locally but internationally check foreign stats and local for comparison with all regions you guys lead in this
Who are you referring to as "you guys?" shocked
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG, Anglican Church Plan Global Partnership – Pastor Adeboye by laudate: 11:35pm On Apr 08, 2018
yerokunphilips:
Good news ,the Church of God is marching on .
Bad news! angry Their doctrines are not the same, and neither is their mode of worship. sad I can just imagine an Anglican clergyman looking shocked, when an RCCG pastor starts speaking in tongues. RCCG should not allow those strange Anglican Church of England doctrines to pollute their mode of worship, abeg. undecided

Kophschmerzen:
The Anglican church support gay marriage and have gay bishops, how will the anti gay Nigerian new partners work with folks they already condemned to Hades.
Abi, o! I no know say you sef don see am... undecided Church of England (Anglican Communion) supports weird doctrines that are opposed by Pentecostal Churches (including RRCG), so which strange fellowship are both churches embarking on? Like my neighbour used to say: "Anything you are not going to eat, don't even smell it." What fellowship has light (RCCG) with darkness (i.e. Church of England - Anglican Communion)?
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by laudate: 6:08pm On Apr 08, 2018
MadamT:
Chic ke! More like mother-hen, according to my sons.�

But yes, I’m fine thanks. Trust you are also.

Sometimes when I read (mostly in guest mode), I see some people giving you are a hard time because you batter them with facts. Please never change. I for one enjoy reading your posts whenever I pass by NL. Yours, Totti’s, kn23h’s and many others who post on this thread. It’s a shame that too many uncouth kids run loose on this forum. Quite off-putting. Sometimes I read some posts and shake my head at the level some Nigerian youths seems to have denegerated to.

Anyway, don’t let me derail this nice thread.

Continuous kudos to all positive contributors.
I can bet my last dollar that you are still a fine chic with a beautiful soul, no matter what your sons say! cheesy As for those silly chaps running their mouths whenever I am around, don't mind them. They are small fry, just sounding off to get attention.

Thanks for your kind words of encouragement. Stay blessed, happy and protected always! cheesy
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 6:01pm On Apr 08, 2018
Okoyeebos:
50% of Lagosians are from the north?
We all know the clownish piglets who throw around useless statistics as regards their ownership of Lagos.

By the way, you also went to Kano to see women carrying dangerous objects?
In fact, when I first read his story, I was like.... cheesy shocked grin

HealthRe: Lady Diagnosed With Cancer At 23 And Had Her Eggs Frozen, Shares Her Story. PICS by laudate: 5:52pm On Apr 08, 2018
CARLOSZ:
Nne, its money that saved your life o.
Imagine say your family no get money for all those treatments, na to just dig grave and wait for you to sleep forever.
No, God Almighty saved her life. undecided Money also played a part, but not as much as God's intervention did. Or did anyone tell you that rich people do not die of cancer?
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 5:29pm On Apr 08, 2018

PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by laudate: 5:19pm On Apr 08, 2018
MadamT:
Hello good positive people on this thread!

Just passing by NL and decided to pop in here to say hi.

Please ignore the trolls. They’ll love nothing more than to derail the thread which might then make it to be pulled.

A happy Sunday to you all. �
Correct, fine chic! How you dey? Longest time! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by laudate: 5:18pm On Apr 08, 2018
PrecisionFx:
AFONJA LaudableXX AKA laudate PrecisionFx - are u still into ithuh

PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by laudate: 4:51pm On Apr 08, 2018
PrecisionFx:
Ah, Oga LaudableXX aka laudate PrecisionFx how market. I didn't read ur post PrecisionFx because I know its usually filled with trash.
grin.

CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 4:45pm On Apr 08, 2018
LZAA:
grin
sai caliphate!!

CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2018
donb06:
have u ever read any story of herdsmen attack? What is the common saying? Let me tell you.."ALL ATTEMPT TO REACH THE POLICE ON PHONE FAILED" OR "ALL POLICE AND ARMY OFFICERS WERE NOT ON SIGHT AS AT WHEN THE INCIDENT OCCURED" Am not saying he's telling the truth but at same time don't neglect what he's saying... Nigeria is where anything goes...come to rivers state then u ll know that arms in this country is like pure water.... Sign out
Keep qwayiet dia! angry He did NOT make any attempt to call the police, or the army or even any of the security agencies. He did not even send a tweet online to the Nigerian police at their twitter handle. Didn't he just say that in his earlier post? Why are you now trying to liken his case to that of the herdsmen attacks? shocked
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2018
HomeOfMe:
Wo please please please. Why do you sound so upset about this piece of info. I don't know who you are and you want me to mention the name of a lawmaker,who àre you? Àre you one of the sponsors of those militias. Why do you want to know the name of the lawmaker tell me? Do I even know if you're a crimminal or an assassin,why is this info hurting you making your blood boil. You're no stranger to the police people turn innocent people to victims. Please if you don't believe what I said,pleeeeeeease,stay off.
Me? How can I be upset? shocked With what, biko nu? Your make belief stories? huh Guy, you are very funny. cheesy You claim you saw armed militias in trucks, carrying spears, bows, arrows etc. Yet you did not report to police, army civil defence or any of the security agencies in your area, because you were afraid. You could not even tweet about it to the Nigerian police, because someone advised you not to. You claim you reported to someone in Alausa, but you cannot disclose the identity of the person.

And through it all, you are suspecting, guessing and spreading rumours, that you believed the police turned a blind eye to the militia. sad There is no iota of proof to support your assertions, yet you want us to believe you, simply because you have come to NL to wail about it online. Is NL or its founder a security agency, that has power to arrest or prosecute militia? NO! undecided So why are you casting unfounded allegations and insults around? shocked

Now, tell me why thunder should not fire you 30 times for using words such as 'a criminal or an assassin,' in your response to me? Are you a member of their group? Is that why you find it so easy to allege that others are ''a criminal or an assassin?' huh
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsman Arrested With AK-47 In Enugu by laudate: 4:24pm On Apr 08, 2018
HomeOfMe:
I Knowing the kind of armed forces and police we have I do not want to have an encounter with them,before they turn my enemy to the crimminal. What if truly they're aware of it. Secondly,I've told somebody in the state house alausa and he said I should not tweet about it.
You told somebody in Alausa? Who, if I may ask? shocked Your excuses are so full of holes. You could not tweet about it, but you could come online to NL to wail about it?? Wonderful! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by laudate: 4:21pm On Apr 08, 2018
PrecisionFx:
Why are u trying to speak Igbo? Ina apudi arahuh

No I don't have a lineage of Backstabbing Afonja.
PrecisionFx:
AFONJA focus on ur lineage n leave others who do not have a lineage.

The Igbo u typed sounds so stupid, u have a zero idea of what ur saying.

Yorubas as a tribe are known to spend their lives abusing the Igbo ethnic group and at the some time dying to marry their women.

We understand u need our women to illuminate the Swaste lawless, zero moral code, fornication, adultery n ""Inciests"" filled region.
Why are you taking panadol for the headache of these Yoruba people? cheesy huh You first started abusing them by referring to them as Afonja, before they decided to give you a taste of your own medicine. Do you want me to translate those Igbo words for you? You already know that 'Nkita' means dog, right? And 'ewu' means goat?

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