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Politics › Re: FG Set To Release 60,000 Metric Tonnes Of Food Grains To Stabilise Prices by Laurene: 8:09am On Feb 21, 2024
EreluRoz:
That's commendable , may God take absolute control and ease our affairs.
Iyaebe you always keep coming back with new accounts.
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by Laurene: 11:18pm On Feb 18, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Makes a lot of sense, how did you know all these?
lol... Vast research and experience with my ex...He was 29 then.
He used sildenafil and I didn't know...When I knew, I helped him during sex by playing my own roles too and being responsive...We took it easy...If you see his heartbeat prior to sex ehn...
I noticed once he eliminated his anxiety his ED stopped.
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by Laurene: 11:02pm On Feb 18, 2024
addexx:
Avoid processed sugar, sodas and bear.

Take watermelon everyday

And 3 tablets of bitter kola 15 mins before action.

You'll never need any sexual enhancement again in your life. You'll always be harder than Zuma rock.


You're welcome cool
what about milk and milo grin
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by Laurene: 11:01pm On Feb 18, 2024
Calitoscassius:
I believe so. Perfomance anxiety? During sex? Ve never heard of it or experienced it, why would young people have these problems? They are young.

Perhaps they do not see having sex how adults sees it. They are worried they may not satisfy their partners. They watch all kinda pornos and believe they must perfom as seen on pornos.
It's mostly age adherent. It'll pass away with time especially in their 30s. Most people would experience performance anxiety in some point in their lives.
Solution mostly thrives on having a steady girl that'll you won't be so anxious or in a rush to sleep with; explaining your fears to her would help you relieve some of the pressure and reduce expectations. Your sexual confidence would build with time and eliminate the anxiety.
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by Laurene: 10:24pm On Feb 18, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Why do people need these things? I don't understand. Just eat, plenty of garlic, onion, ginger, turmeric, carrot, pinaapple, melon, vegetable, fresh milk and maybe a small short of good whiskey. Or even good palm wine. Trust me it works.

Those chemicalised substances can be lethal.

Besides, why would you want a marathon sex? Just fork within your energy, there are so many women to fork, why die forking just one?

Take it from me, i have forked not less than 100 women, i am only interested in satisfying myself, i don't care if these women are not satisfied
What you listed is physical health... Most ED especially among the young is psychological or performance anxiety.
They don't need fruits and fiber to cure performance anxiety related ED... They need therapy and counselling.
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by Laurene: 10:21pm On Feb 18, 2024
chessguru:
My advise to those who are strong heads , if you must take it or any other like it , do not consume everything at once take just a half on the bottle. but if you want to stay safe take things like Tiger nuts , dates , banana and water melon they are very safe for good health and will also improve blood flow without side effects
Most young mens ED is performance anxiety(psychological)... What they need is therapy and counselling and not enhancers.
Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by Laurene: 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2024
ewizard1:
You actually use solar to charge the battery.
I know but since inverter can be charged with Nepa, can't solar energy charge it too?
Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by Laurene: 5:28pm On Feb 18, 2024
Zealoy:
Tv, decorder, 5 bulbs,fan and phone charging
can I use solar to charge the inverter?
Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by Laurene: 2:20pm On Feb 18, 2024
HIGHESTPOPORI:
No Nepa
but I fit install solar panels use am dey charge the inverter?
Secondly, can I install solar panel, battery and inverter at once? What roles do they play?
Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by Laurene: 2:02pm On Feb 18, 2024
Zealoy:
I just installed sun king home 500x with pedestal fan n am enjoying every part of it,
does it power your TV and other appliances
Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by Laurene: 1:59pm On Feb 18, 2024
LOVEGINO:
Make I dey manage my nepa+inverter+1battery. I no get time to quarrel.
You use solar panel to charge the inverter?
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Man Over $370,000 Fake Marriage Scam by Laurene: 1:22pm On Feb 15, 2024
Nomerci:
Na why I sell my lexus.i chop beating on top lexus. I chop extortion taya from police on top lexus. Bad belle ppl sef dey pray against me on top lexus. I had to sell it and buy big daddy for peace of mind.
were they extorting you at every check point?
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 3:19pm On Feb 13, 2024
Jeferious:
Ndickahuh That guy is a low-key beast. A monster of a defender. As big as Osimhen was, he ate him alive
Osimhen ain't big, he's just tall and fit!
And Ndicka is actually good... At least in this tournament.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 3:18pm On Feb 13, 2024
gigabyte13:
Emilio Incase you are not aware is a natural right back, he is a defender for his club.
You can Google that.
He was just a make shift striker in this tournament.
A defender scoring an hat trick against a world class team, isn't that funny enough.

I insist there is nothing classy about the ivorien s.
If it were Didier Drogbas set of ivory coast, then you can talk about world class. But this very one na na na.
I insist they were the better side against Nigeria but , they are still average players, nothing classy about them.

But if truly you are a lady, l enjoyed your knowledge of football.
I do like ladies that have such knowledge
#RESPECT#
I never mentioned Emilio's field position... I was only reiterating his world class position rather.

What some of the Ivoriens need is just more name recognition.
Aubameyang won player of the year in Germany, England and Africa, do you think Gabonese team is world class?

When was the last time a Nigerian won African best player until last year?
In conclusion: There's no clear criteria/yardstick to measure the state of being world class.

And Thanks for the compliments.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 3:05pm On Feb 13, 2024
Timoleon:
Haller did not play in the group stage. In the two matches he started, he scored. The semifinals and the finals. Osimehn started every match and has fewer goals than Haller
Maybe that why they lost 4 nil to Equatorial Guinea.

Osimhen is good but I think is overrated. He's not even better than Haller while playing under the same conditions.
Haller almost has the same style of play as Aubameyang.

Don't mention his carrying of Serie A... It was a collective team effort.
Cancer really dealt with Haller. He'd had won African best player by now just like Drogba.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 12:31pm On Feb 13, 2024
gigabyte13:
So what is the explanation for the defeat they suffer in the hands of the Guinea with that wide margin 4good goals with their WORLD CLASS PLAYERS AGAINST CLASSLESS GUINEA.

Kessie plays in the Saudi league now, l guess
He couldn't hold a starter shirt at AC Milan and Barcelona.
Pepe couldn't even keep an arsenal shirt
Haller and lukman are not mate when it comes to goal scoring going by current form.
Haller was the reason Dortmund loss the bundesliga last season against mainz.
Aurer is past his prime. He couldn't hold a starter shirt at PSG and Tottenham

The NIGERIAN side was just not tactically there on the final.
There is/was nothing special in the ivorien
Absolutely, nothing special.
Defeats do occur in matches... Varieties of conditions could have made them lose 4 nil to Equatorial Guinea.

Seriously? Haller had testicular cancer and he beat it... I think that contributed to some of his below par performances. Dude was fire in Ajax.
Haller is better than Lookman; his control, mentality and finishing from critical positions... No argument.

And who told you Equatorial Guinea is classless? Most of their goals were scored by Emilio Nsue, who's a top flight player. They were one of the best teams in the tournament. Some of their players still play for Top European teams so don't label them as classless.

Stop guessing, players mostly went to the Saudi league for the bag... Check Neymar and Mane. Those players are doing exceptionally well. Anytime they return to Europe they'll bench lots of players still.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 11:42am On Feb 13, 2024
gigabyte13:
You tell me please.....
We might have different views on the word
"World Class "
Because l don't see anything classy about the ivorien team when compare to the Nigerian team.
I mean this present squad of ivorien team
Besides Osimhen, who else is world-class in Nigeria squad? From the attack to defense?

Nicholas Pepe was once 1 player of year and highest goalscorer in Lille when they won the league even though he might have fallen off now.

Sebastien Haller is also terrific. He won player of the month severally in Dortmund and also appeared on Bundesliga team of the season.
He was much better in Ajax, being the highest goal scorer. Cancer only slowed his pace.

Willy Boly was also spectacular in his prime then in Manchester city.

Serge Aurier was one of the best wingbacks in Premier league.

Franck Kessie? On fire! He was one of the best players in AC Milan

Jean Michael Seri?
Seko Fofana?
Jonathan Bamba?
Ismael Diallo?
Max Gradel?
Sports › Re: Bafana Bafana Star Teboho Mokoena Eyed By Al Ahly & EPL Following AFCON (PICS) by Laurene: 11:17am On Feb 13, 2024
MzansiCoolio:
We have 40,000MW of electricity, while you have just 1MW. I have 20 hours of power everyday while you only get 20 hours of power in 1 year from Nepa 🇳🇬👎🏾😂😂😂

How completely f-d up does a cow-ntry 🐄🐮 have to be that despite privatization it still only has 1MW of electricity for 250 million people? Generator Republic for real until the year 3000😂😂😂😂
I'm Nigerian but this is funny grin
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 11:04am On Feb 13, 2024
gigabyte13:
World kini.....huhhuhhuh
Abeggggg
Haller, pepe and kessie are the world class right.....huhhuh
Is that supposed to be a joke or something
Guinea wallop them 4
Player for player they are not better than Nigeria in any area on the pitch
Player for player.
What's your definition of world class players?
Sports › Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by Laurene: 10:28am On Feb 13, 2024
gigabyte13:
Mourinho advised his friend Poseiro to pack the box.....
Poseiro no tell am say, Nigeria no Sabi that kind style, say if we try am, na we gangan go help the opponent score.
He go dey listen to nonsense.
If we play our normal attacking game,who be Cote d'ivoire especially in this tournament...

The ivorien best game in this tournament was against Nigeria
On the other hand
Nigeria worst outing in this tournament was against the ivorien...

We just make the ivorien look world class
Ordinary Cote d'ivoire.
E no kukuma pain me sha
I no even expect the Nigerian side to go this far.
Ivory coast is world class... Check their players.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Laurene: 8:11am On Feb 13, 2024
bemeruca:
Even though he was on tv, now is the time for him to be using his head and be strategic not start bringing controversy as the media is looking for excuse to shift focus from Biden to him.

This does not help him in anyway. He should shut up. Many people who voted for biden voted because they can't stand trump, now they saw their mistake but they have no choice. They wish the options are not biden and trump.

All he has to do to win now is just to shut the hell up and point his fingers at Biden.
I think you're right! Trump should sit it out low-key. He should just be like Ron DeSantis during his 2022 governorship run - ignore the mainstream media, only talk to friendly ones.
Not completely shutting up... Just keep on reminding voters how his justice department is going after his political opponent.

I won't encourage him to employ the Biden's 2020 basement strategy, it'll only put him on defense.
He should tone down the rhetorics, focus on policies where Biden has fumbled...constantly reminding voters that life was better under his tenure. The world was peaceful too.

He should also reduce the tantrums on 2020 stolen election (I think there are valid concerns based on what happened before our eyes then).
Democrats only weapon is Jan 6th and abortion... Of which isn't a much of a concern to independent voters who both parties seriously need to court. They were the coalition that helped Biden but with other candidates on the ballot, some will break off.

One of Trump's saving grace is Biden's historic unpopularity and third party candidates... If some voters ain't voting for Trump they ain't voting for Biden either.
Education › Re: Damage At Michael Okpara University Heartbreaking, Will Cost N2bn To Repair by Laurene: 10:51pm On Feb 12, 2024
DataDoc:
When people protest abroad, they do it peacefully and don't go about damaging public property.

I support the cost of repairs be calculated and shared among the students in their school fees or through whatever means

Unfortunately the innocent students will suffer along with the actual people who destroyed the institution's properties
check American protests since 2016.
Education › Re: Damage At Michael Okpara University Heartbreaking, Will Cost N2bn To Repair by Laurene: 10:50pm On Feb 12, 2024
Dennisochampa:
This is the problem with Nigeria and Nigerians...

We are angry... We destroy in minutes, what took years and significant amount of resources to build....
Tomorrow, if government no gree fix am... We go say the government dey irresponsible....

U no vex block road or block lecturers from going to classes.... Why destroy infrastructures that will take time and money to rebuildhuh

This country ehn... I don fess talk am... No be only government need to change....

Our mentality need to change as well...

If u go abroad... If them deh protest... Them go dey stone police... Dey burn Tyres and all that..... But our own... Na to dey destroy infrastructure wen we deh manage... It is well
This is just minimal damage... Lying Nigerian crooks would inflate those numbers to suit their agenda.

Black lives matter and antifa burned and ravaged top US cities for months... How about that?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Laurene: 10:42pm On Feb 12, 2024
bemeruca:
I live in the US and I am a trump supporter. I want him to stay out of controversy till he gets elected since the senile donkey in the white house is not getting any positive press. This is the time for Trump to tone down and avoid controversy till he gets elected.
Yeah I believe Trump has a large mouth but that's just his being him. He wasn't built to be a politician... Remember he was a reality TV host and not an actor like Ronald Reagan. He's different from Jon Stewart or Jimmy Kimmel or Trevor Noah who run comedy centrals.

Americans are getting tired of endless wars and NATO countries exploiting the US. They failed to pay their 2 percent dues for 10 years now. How long would Americans keep funding countries that hate them?

The Dems used to be the anti war party but because of their hatred for Putin they changed ideology.

Even before Ukraine-Russo war, Trump ran as an anti war republican...He attacked Bush and McCain as neocon war mongers/hawks just as he's doing to Nikki Haley.
Trump helped change the Republican party that's why other republican challenger couldn't gain traction...Even if he's no more, he's brand of conservatism ain't dieing.

The Dems and their media are evil. They'll twist everything Trump said to fit their own narrative... It's panic because he has been consistently leading the polls since 2022.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Laurene: 7:43pm On Feb 12, 2024
bemeruca:
Trump is an idiot. Just close your mouth and not say something stupid.
Says a bigger idiot living in shithole Nigeria
Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Laurene: 3:30pm On Feb 07, 2024
Therock5555:
Dude I'm between 27-30, pick any one that suits you.


As long as you've got parents, you're still a baby to them.

One love bruh.
It seems like you're not yet feeding your parents.
Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Laurene: 3:29pm On Feb 07, 2024
iamL:
You see! if not that you threatened them with the law it would have been different. That is the reason i said they behave when they know one has a rugged legal backup.

True sometimes we just have to survive in this country with Sense.
You should have stated "Well connected"
Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Laurene: 11:41am On Feb 07, 2024
Therock5555:
If you agree to send me the money, I'll tell you.
grin


Me too I've been lowkey to a fault, I don't even have time to greet nobody, my head phones are always on.

Still bad belly folks make squad reach my house, one can't be too careful though, fake folks and haters choke everywhere.
You smoke inside your room... Your neighbours might have reported you due to the smell
Celebrities › Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by Laurene: 11:32am On Feb 05, 2024
IJEYdiamond:
Toni Braxton Dress was worse!!

No wonder Weekend... D Canadian Artist wrote off Grammys....

My Take na Davido suppose win.. the award... Tyla music is appealing to the whites....

To me oo.. Her song is not African as such... yes from SA.... ... me on see the african touch in her music... 🎊 to her...!!... Davido u try you worked for it...
How was Davido supposed to win it? It's not popularity contest... Grammy is now trash but they've proven its not by name recognition.

A little known rapper named "Killer Mike" with little known album won in three categories including "best rap album" againt seasoned rappers like Drake and Nas.

Davido is a below par musician that mostly got popular through money and political class.
He only deserved to win in the bubble of Nigerians with who worship the rich and influential.

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