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PoliticsRe: Patience Ozokwor Receives Appointment From Peter Mbah, Enugu Governor-Elect by Laurene: 4:04pm On Apr 29, 2023
sonature1:
Peter Mbah is working hard to improve the image of PDP in the state using popular and loved people. I guess the tribunal will still decide his fate. Congratulations, Mama G (G for General)!
He's going to be a better governor than Edeoga but I think the tribunal will unseat him.
RomanceRe: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Laurene: 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2023
ednut1:
Sex with an HIV carrier equals HIV. But the chances in real life for vaginal sex is 1 in 2500 chance
So how do one contract hiv
RomanceRe: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 5:19pm On Apr 27, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
E get some things wey person dey overlook.

Remember there are two sides to a story.

Na her own side she sugar coat
Most African mothers are like that... Not even mothers alone; siblings, fathers, relatives... They're so entitled to your wealth and happiness.
Mothers would remind you how you gave them issues for belle for 9 months.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 7:58am On Apr 27, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Na u know.
because she's the doesn't mean she should scam him
RomanceRe: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Dey play with your blessings. Better give her.

You won't understand sha.
Maybe you have not started hustling for money yourself.

Honour thy father and thy mother
Reward prosperity and long life.
If you give her money you Honor her.

See this life if you want smooth sailing forgive and forget.

700 dollar is nothing.

Can you bless her NO
Can she bless you YES

The floor is yours
Nigerian Christians are fake. You guys are hypocritically religious
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Should Be Taught A Political Lesson, Atiku’s Daughter Lailah by Laurene: 10:30am On Apr 23, 2023
Legitiscool:
he helped tinubu to presidency by deceiving and splitting southern votes
So pdp has monopoly over igbo or southern votes?
The south chose who they were comfortable with.
These your talking points of obi splitting pdp votes needs to stop.
Was obi the only candidate on the ballot?
FamilyRe: I Just Disflowered Her. by Laurene: 6:57am On Apr 22, 2023
purples25:
This one just came to cast shame and labels. All while hiding under her palm tree of perfection. Your own is just to come out when someone makes a comment, and pinch them small grin

Na the only thing you come out for be dat cheesy
hmmm so you've been observing me
FamilyRe: I Just Disflowered Her. by Laurene: 8:44pm On Apr 21, 2023
purples25:
Now your commitment is a case of 'if' right? But when it was time to break her hymen, it was a matter of urgency.

You mentioned that she was begging you to stay, which you won't see if not that you have put her at your mercy by taking her virginity, her pride. You have temporarily rendered her your slave emotionally, putting you in full control of everything. You claim you wanted to do things right. Then why not follow a fair process. Why put yourself in control of her emotionally, and physically as the first guy.

You want to marry the girl in three years time. You have opened the road of sex to her now. Now, you will be sleeping with her, and have her glued to you because now she fears she has sacrificed something, plus she wouldn't be valued by any other man as brand new. Also you will have her on a dog leash as a girl now prone to sexual temptations, yet not married. You want to be jacking her back anytime she feels urges, for your sadistic enjoyment.

I believe if you wanted a fair relationship, and not power play, you would have dated decently. But you don't want to be on the receiving end, wondering and sweating fearfully over whether she has had sex or she won't get married to you. You don't want to feel bad that you didn't gain if the relationship ends.

So you devalued her.
Congratulations, shey you have made yourself the winner by all means. Even if it means taking her down.
You talk from lots of experience
CelebritiesRe: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:27pm On Apr 17, 2023
Reelmii:
huh..marriage is not dead,, its the 2 people involved that has problems..
There are still married couples who have grown old together,,,it is not because they are perfect but its because they decided to make it work...
lemme help be rephrase... Modern marriage is dead...
CelebritiesRe: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2023
Rubyjade:
Nedu, please shut up
This one pain you.
You go grow wretched and old for your papa's house
CelebritiesRe: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2023
nairalanda1:
Marriage is not dead, and let's stop these kind of articles on Nairaland.

The truth of the matter is that when it comes to marriage, Nairaland has turned it into war between men and women. Indeed it has become so disgusting that I wonder if I am in another world.

When I look at the life of myself and my friends, I wonder if we live in a different world from the world of most Nairalanders, a world where men are stingy and women think only about money. Where men have sidechicks, and women have babies for other men and pass it off on their boyfriends.

The OAP is (I apologise to the mods beforehand) talking a load of rubbish. You need money in a marriage. You need to pay school fees, need to pay for food, need to pay for car maintenance, and new car, house rent or mortgage fees, clothes for the children, furniture, repairs, even bedsheet. So, why won't women and men be looking for money. Is looking for money a sign that one is greedy or a sign that one needs to pay school fees before 3 pm tomorrow or else little Elsa would be kicked out of school for fees?

Are not men's relations too looking for money as well, and putting pressure on family.

Women are suffering too much on this site, and so also are men. And on this thread, women too are suffering. Yes, GOD knows there are materailistic women. God knows that. But when a woman needs money, is it for materialism all the time? Yet these online heroes think that when a woman asks for money, it is because she is being greedy.

Honestly, I am a very conservative person. I believe a man is the head of the house, and all that, but this nonsense that is being propagated on this site everyday just because of the bad habits of a few women needs to effing stop. And let's be frank, for every materialistic woman, there are 9 women who put their families and others first...yet on Nairaland, every woman is evil and conniving apparently.

All for clicks.

Abeg, call me SIMP, I no send you. You cannot be here abusing women and tomorrow, begging woman to marry you. Or abusing women, and forgetting your mother too , sisters too are women.

If you think women are after you for money, just go and marry yourself, or another man. Stop disturbing us here. After all it is acceptable these days.

Seun, enough is enough.

Make people laugh at me, this man does not care.
no sense at all
RomanceRe: Help He Wanted Attention,they snubbed him. by Laurene: 6:31am On Apr 17, 2023
ahnie:
I was somewhere gisting with a lil friend,when this scenery caught my attention.
I had to capture it on camera.
The red neck lizard was really trying hard to be noticed by the female lizards cheesy cheesy

I believed the two female lizards are best of friends gossiping away,when this red neck lizard came and tried wooing one of them,and he was outrightly snubbed cheesy cheesy.
Chai I felt his pains

Simply put,every man needs the presence of a woman in their life to make it colourful.
Ikpu gi na agba ikpuru.
Hmmm oshigbuolam cheesy🤧
PoliticsRe: Supplementary Elections 2023: Results From Polling Units by Laurene: 8:42am On Apr 16, 2023
obembet:
More reason why I don't support Thier ideas
whose ideas do you support?
CelebritiesRe: “Yul Edochie Is Not The Father Of Judy Austin’s Son” – Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by Laurene: 4:41pm On Apr 15, 2023
Rokiat:
And Yul thought he ate lol
bish, karma doesn't exist
RomanceRe: At Home With My 3rd Child - Photo by Laurene: 8:35pm On Apr 14, 2023
Rokiat:
Beautiful family. How’s your
Musical career going? You suppose blow by now. grin
Since you began prostitution, you don blow?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 8th April 2023 by Laurene: 4:38pm On Apr 08, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh......wetin person go play again 4 dis betting/gamble?

i dn play all the bet options for betking,yet to win nah wahala..infact i dn tire
go and work
RomanceRe: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:39pm On Apr 08, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
Shush! A woman brought your coconut head Into the world.
man and woman.
A man gives life
RomanceRe: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:38pm On Apr 08, 2023
Lifestone:
I hope no one try this nonsense on my women, he will surely rot in prison. It's absolutely illegal to publish someone on social media like this
Tell your women to close their legs
RomanceRe: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:37pm On Apr 08, 2023
Shegzdave:
😂😂
And this babe will be telling one guy she’s not that type of girl

I don’t really fancy those prank shit cause it looked staged to me but you see this one enter well..
what's the guys handle make I watch
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:48pm On Apr 07, 2023
shawngold:
Arsenal will not win the league.
It's still Man City to be crowned EPL champions for the 3rd seasons in a stretch
Haaland won't win a single trophy in Man city
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:48pm On Apr 07, 2023
afadi2410:
Arsenal can't win the league not with Mancity breathing down their neck
8 points gap is man city breathing down their neck?
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2023
obembet:
Please don't underate Chelsea. They are big threat
It's obvious you don't watch football...
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:39pm On Apr 07, 2023
obembet:
Can you permit me to yab you when Arsenal lose this EPL title?
You're just a hater. Why would you yab him?
Yuu predicted Arsenal would lose and he predicted his top.
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:38pm On Apr 07, 2023
Fatbam003:
Arsenal will not win at Anfield. None of the big clubs has won at Anfield this season. Arsenal will win against Newcastle and draw with Chelsea then falter at Etihad.
You never can tell...
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 4:23pm On Apr 07, 2023
222Martins:
So any Zimbabwean with a 1Billion Zimbabwean Dollar is a billionaire right? What about the person with 1Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar? Is that person also a Trillionaire?? Clown!!!
You're a low self-esteemed dunce filled with inferiority complex.
I know your brain is so small to decipher all I've laid down.
You don't have any argument, so you resort to insult.
Same way Language is dynamic so is money.
There's no defined standard parameter(s) to define wealth.
Get your head off your ass and swallowing oyibo talking points.
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:33pm On Apr 07, 2023
saintkeppy:
.

Lol, even in Uyo my State Capital #10Million can fetch you 3good plots of land at high brow Shelter Afrique extension or more plots of land off Airport Dual Carriageway in Uyo, a very serene&liveable City.
Don't mind them.
My friend bought 1 and and a quarter plot of land that the owner has surveyed etc and started construction for a bungalow(its just foundation level)...he even fenced it dwarf but no gate. He bought it for 6 mill at Ahieke in Umuahia.
It's even very close to Ishi gate major town. It's like 100 to 150 to gate.
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:27pm On Apr 07, 2023
222Martins:
Don't be a clown and for once positively justify the usage of your data.

A millionaire in Zimbabwe in 2007 could have been extremely poor.[3] Because of this, the term 'millionaire' generally refers to those whose assets total at least one million units of a high-value currency, such as the United States dollar, Euro, or Pound Sterling. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millionaire
Wikipedia... I can see.
What's the literary meaning of millionaire?
You guys allow the west to downgrade your currency and Gaslight you into thinking the standard for being rich, millionaire or billionaire is in dollars, pounds or euros.

If someone in Zimbabwe lives in Zimbabwe, made his money in Zimbabwe, became a millionaire/billionaire in Zimbabwe and and enjoys his life in Zimbabwe...Then the person is a millionaire/billionaire by Zimbabwean standards.
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:17pm On Apr 07, 2023
Pipefitter:
Go to page 6 of this thread. I replied someone with a pic I pulled off the internet with a land being advertised for sale in my village Meanwhile you are at liberty to believe what you want, it doesn't change the facts .
lemme restructure, anyone that sells land in erosion-eaten Ichida for 10 million per plot is a big criminal no matter the site.
It's pure greediness.
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:14pm On Apr 07, 2023
Larry1960:
Abeg where you wan see land for Asaba for 1.35M nawao Abi na ibuzor or okpanam village you go buy land
FYI lands are very expensive in Asaba
If you don't have like #10Million and above you can't even buy 100 by 50 (450 sqm)
10Million land sef bush go still dey small

Even immigration side towards ibuzor 100 by 50 (450sqm) is 6-10Million and I bet you that place na still bush e never develop
Lands from Coker down to ibozor road is hovering now between 20-40Million
Depending on the axis in that ibuzor road
She na okpanam road wey be no go area land na like 150Million for major road

Am sure that land you bought is the outskirt of asaba

Mariam babaginda way 100*50(450sqm) na 70-80M
Malaysia estate land na 40-50M
Airport view land na 40M upwards
Asaba lands are fucking expensive
Most of you only know Asaba metropolis.
There're suburbs and exurbs/rural areas in Asaba too.
I mentioned my village but that doesn't mean I live on water or it's of jurassic age.

Lemme tell you something... Once you leave the metropolitan enclave of anywhere in the world, you'll find an easy-going, affordable and smooth lifestyle there.

In one Lagos lagoon area, land can cost up to 5-10 mill but in another one it'll be affordable.

In Abj, people would tell you that you can't acquire land anything less than 50 million but in the same Abj, you'll get land of 1 to 2m in moderate - good areas.
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:01pm On Apr 07, 2023
IyaTola:
Where in Abia & Delta?
I've noticed your comments all over Nairaland. You're a tribalist, so I don't have a conversation with you
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 10:07am On Apr 07, 2023
emmanuelewumi:
That is the currency for international trade.


One million naira does not make one a Naira millionaire, making a million and above as investment income does .


To make N1 million as investment income you should have a minimum of N10 million as an investment asset
You're being canny, the topic isn't talking about net worth rather having 1 millie in account.
Once you have up to 1 million in your account you're a millionaire until it drops.

Stop long talk.

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