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Beretta92: Na wa oh! Does this mean she can live for centuries since she isn't aging?

sigba: Pls how do i activate the cell broadcast, i dont recieve those messages that inform about the change in locaton and call tarrif. Thanks.

twaintoy: What of mtn's family and friends?

safarigirl: I'm also on pulse, they charge 8k per second for MTN calls and 2.5k for pulse-pulse, but I don't call much.

I'm a texter, they charge N3 for pulse-pulse texts.

Verrrryyy cheap

Menswear designers took another dimension this week and show-cased what they termed “the future of men’s fashion”, however, they’re just so uncool!


The London Men’s Collection, a week-long preview of cutting edge collections for the Fall/Winter 2013-2014 season, is supposed to offer a glimpse into the future of menswear. Instead it was a harbinger of a fashion apocalypse. Wooden face barricades, toxic waste jumpsuits, and strapless dresses worn by dour male pixies.

Checkout some of the pieces below.

Brooke Greenberg is a 20year-old lady but after a glance at her, you need nobody to tell you “she’s a toddler”. She was born in 1993, yet somehow both her mind and her body failed in developing beyond infancy.

In other words: physically and mentally speaking, her age is somewhere between one and three years. As her father, Howard Greenberg, put it, “From age one to four, Brooke changed. She got a little bit bigger. But age four, four to five, she stopped.”


Doctors explain that, for the time being, they are busy trying to pin down the genetic mutation responsible for Brooke’s being a 20-year-old toddler.

Because more questions have been raised than answered, the specialists looking into this case agreed to not rush into establishing a formal diagnosis and settled for referring to Brooke’s condition as Syndrome X.

Apparently, the doctors investigating this medical mystery agreed that it would be best to look at this girl’s DNA as a result of their finding “no apparent abnormalities in her endocrine system, no gross chromosomal abnormalities, or any of the other disruptions known to occur in humans that can cause developmental issues.”

Interestingly enough, scientists hope that, by analyzing this 20-year-old’s genetic makeup, they might be able to gain a better understanding of how to treat several medical conditions which are in one way or another related to old age.

Thus, Dr Eric Schadt argued that, were it to be proven that the abnormal genes which are keeping Brooke from growing up are also involved in aging related processes, it might be possible to manipulate these genes in order to tackle disorders such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and several types of cancer.

Medical mystery aside, Brooke’s family admit that, despite their loving the girl, they sometimes lie about her age when random strangers ask them about how old she is.

“’My system always has been to turn years into months. So, if someone asked today, I might say, she’s [20] months old,” Mrs. Greenberg confessed.

Toroze: Also tecno has this thing for user preference when the t1 and t3 came out they realised it wasn't working as smooth (due to the lack of ram which was 256mb but users where getting way way below that) as it ought to because users where complaining so what did they do they pulled em of the market made em a bit better and then brought em back in before they phased out. The n3 came out and the put a 256mb with a better way of managing the ram (don't know what they did but it ran better than the t3 and they had the same ram) but then they realised it ain't gonna work so they launched the n3 and they categorically stated that the n3 the one at the launch had 512mb of ram mean while the specs on theis wall on fb said 256mb and when they saw 256mb aint gonna cut it they started putting 512mb rams in n3's which found their way into the market (brainrex help with the awareness of that one). If this trend is anything to go by i can assure you when they launched the n7 probably later this month we will be talking 1gb or 784mb of ram. I have spoken.

Kslib: E be like say these foreign acts don discover say "Nigeria is indeed a land of milk and honey".... chris brown and keri hilson dey spread the good news...
Before you know it "Mr gangam style go come on children's day"..

aze: Actually, outside sources said #35,000 excluding taxes.

Oya reply again to dat one.

Brainrex: buying is not the problem bro
the main issue is getting support
a friend bricked his tecno n3 and got it fixed at the tecno carl care centre

Gaskia: I intended buying a T1. Among T1, N3 and N7, which is better please?

Kslib: Topic says "sneak peek" and you con reveal everything about the phone,including the pictures and carton.. na wa oh!!!!

aze: Kai. Dem fall my hand big timep dem for just release one with QWERTY keypad and the same features. RAM be d koko.

nybol: which one is n10 again. Abeg give us gist, incase we have to wait fot dat one

nybol: @ Brainrex, can dis n7 be rooted for better performance. I somehow prefer it to N3 cos of screen size & better ppi.
I,ll like to buy it

dridowu: How much is it sef ?

Brainrex: 512mb ram too bad

Sweetlemon: I'm sorry but this does not impress me. You can be humble and rich at the same time.
There are a thousand and one ways she could work with that money AND grow more money. She could invest it. Could start any business of her choice and work to make the money grow. She could teach her kids responsibilty by training them on how to spend wisely and save. She could teach them how to do business in their schools.
She's wasting far too much valueable time cleaning the streets. She could use the time doing more valueable work that will bring her more money and at the end still teach her kids responsibilty.
Being poor or doing humble jobs does not make you honourable. It just means you ve not been able to exploit your potentials.

vizion: teach her how to invest what?? are you aware that she is a millionaire from investments she has



this lady was probably a cleaner before she ran into her riches, go and ask the uneducated cleaners in you offices what they would do with a million Naira, and see if the money would exist after one year.

Most ppl on this site are just leaving in a fools paradise. This lady is laying a good foundation for her kids, and with her hard work, her lazy relations/friends would not have the guts to ask her to hand out her fortune to them.

Idowuogbo: say wot? are u for real?

Okija_juju: Come:: Na who you tell to sharap?!

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s8dsgjGA1qf613r.gif

mr_man: What is a two year old topic doing on the front page? The gentleman has probably even broken up with the girl.

SIR cum a lot:
When tsunade pig start to dey sing ?

BABE!:
Of course! I want everyone to bring their A games. It will be unfair to start anytime soon. The game requires a bit of practice.



BABE!! two exclamation marks.

BABE!:
^^you're a meanie!

Aringarosa: I got wounded by... you know yourselves.

The good news is, i'm improving.

mascot87: come up, let me see if I can lay my hands on u