₦airaland Forum

afam4eva: Isn't that the budget of some countries? The kidnappers are very stup1d. How do they intend to manage that amount without being caught. Where will they put it?

Installments I guess they'll be paying small small

Bibol: Angry mob! #runs off#

uhmm,,, not really ma'am...
buh hope yu ain't serving that moon god?! else yu better run out...

zoomman: . Guys take it easy dnt mind dat guy he's jst wanna show dat he's around. U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt av 2 respond

Okies sire

martyns303: Won't be specific, but I make a living by traveling and going on vacations, and its one of the highest paid jobs in the world.

PO.RN!

blogger, student, entrepreneur and semi-business chap

Intrepid!:
The only use for this your 'shipload of money' is to string wads of it around your body and use as a bullet proof vest, 'cos when you slap back and the policeman uses his Government-issued (your monthly tax payments) AK-47 to turn your body into a sieve, you will explain to God why your brain didn't boot during the event.

Dude he said in his territory!

If a policeman or police men come inside my abode and try and funny ish, am sure God will receive guests that day and most definitely not me

why is Iyanya always squeezing his fists as if he wants to punch some1,,, is that his signature??

victorD3: This Iyanya of a guy I foresee the media raising him very high and smashing his head on the ground soon.

victorD3: Date: May 2006

While traveling from PH to Eket a Mopol man in a check point gave me a blinding slap for asking him of his ID card so I can be sure I was dealing with the right people.I pretended to be driving off with disgrace but engaged my reverse and knock him down straight. The others were too busy trying to revive him as I watch from my rear mirror while zooming away. I miss my 2005 Corolla, they couldn't blink while I made a sharp curve just 50M away.

hehehe hope the id.iot didn't die sha

Police?? Nah! They don't have such balls... except they're wiv guns...

Last time I was at Osha and one police was about to try something that foolish, just held his hand and put my left hand inside my pocket to wear my ring - choi! see crowd started seperating fight... Police started to beg...

Nigeria police are a mess!

stalyf: how can 1 out-source it and how much will it cost?

Depends on how many thousand views you need...

should cost you between $5 - $20

The best thing is to buy your wife a car...

My guess is you're already waking up early, btw I have this aunt who wakes up as early as 3:45am takes her bath prepares, wakes her children , prepare them and them and zoom off (from mainland Ajao Estate to Island) everyday. She leaves by 4:30am takes the kids to a neigbhour whose wards attend same school.

My advice is get your wife a car if you can afford to maintain it...

stalyf: Anything is possible if we can join hands. I know Nigeria have more people than malaysia

Why is there Fiverr.com?? C'mon go and outsource this ish!

gree-die:
pls how do i upgrade to 4.1.2?

There's a drop down menu somewhere up screen if am not mistaking... I don't use an SGS3 though,,, SGS2 Upgrade rooted

I was banned by JeSoul... It lasted 2days or so in the Christianity section,,, I mailed her and she was very nice trying to get to hook up wiv her sef buh she's intentionally not replying anymore

eldoradoxx: Bishop Oyedepo last night again floored those accusing him of riping off church members through tithes and offering to live in affluence while cruising in private jets.

He said,"The last time Church paid my salary was December 1987, nobody heared it, not even the Ministers in the church until 1997 and church members didn't hear this until 2007".

Again he said "In January of 1988 my wife asked me of money for feeding and I told her I had give my salary to God, and that was the last time she ever had to ask for feeding til date"

He aagin queried whether anybody has ever been approached by him for any form of financial assistance? Again he shocked the people accusing him and church of using poor people's money to build universities that themselves can't afford to send their kid when he said;

"Covenant university was built within 7 months without any collection of any one naira tithes and offerings or donation of any kind from anywhere"

This man Oyedepo is a retard!

pressongodsay: you guys did not settle the right persons. The last time i went, it was easy as sleeping on ur bed.

Crap! who cares

pharuk: Well, we thank God they are a scam and its now known..

Can we now take this off front page...

hmm,,, and surely yu ain't one of them...

I wouldn't even wish this kinda death to Diezani, Otedollar and co... it's rather horrific!

fada temo: happy birthday my dear minister. Go on wit ur beauty.

Mumuic mumu! Go fucck her naw

Happy death year wh.ore

O.T.I.S:
cool video.

yes boss

Lol,,, this sh!!t is damn funny!

I love how they ended it That finger thing,,, it has happened to me before see the guys face

Veteran rapper and producer Jay Z explains to old Lady Ellen who he is and what he does calmly.

Due to the buzzing of crowds and paparazzi sniffling around him, the huge body guards protecting him as Jay Z took his seat close to the old lady, she asked “Are you famous”?

Jay Z replied with a smile “Yes. Not very famous. You don’t know me,” Jay responds. “I’ll get there someday.”

After introducing himself and learning her name was Ellen, the woman asked what Jay-Z does for a living.


“I make music,” the rapper said humbly, before explaining he is on his way to Brooklyn to perform at Barclays for his last of eight shows.

“And you’re going by subway,” Grossman said. “I’m proud of you.”

Grossman then asked him to say his name again, and he clarified his name is “Jay-Z.”

“Oh, you’re Jay-Z!” Grossman exclaimed, “I know about Jay-Z!”

Not bad for a star huh? Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96z0IrwakcU

http://xtremegists.com/2012/12/video-jayz-explains-famous-oldlady-sub/

ITbomb: I believe the OP meant Security guards as in those in bank or fast food etc and not Policemen or soldiers , if that is the case then I would say Nigerians don't respect people , we fear people . That is why the police behave the way they do. Guards tend to be a bit too polite for our culture considering their uniform as an instrument of force.

Finally some1 that understands english comes along... On point!
The guards are too damn polite,,, though I respect them,,,

fukcwitme :
Is that BankyW in the first pic? He is cute! One of the cutest Nigerian guy I ever seen.

Then I guess yu've been seeing 'cos the Nigerian guys I know are very cute