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Give me ugly face make i knw where I the face

I can't imagine ma wife doing dis to me..... last last na better hot sex go finish all dis wahala...thank God say rain dey fall self

E be like na everybody the craze for dis lagos ooo..lol

Not disrespectful at all, she's the no.13 in line of succession.

Obakoolex:
It's because I cursed the app for making me loose my first love to boys online

Lol na who come be dis one again?

bisqit:
i go like shag this hilda till she cum on my dick. What about you?

I for like am oo but i'm married already sir.

That 3rd pics look somehow to me....it seems like she's hairy down there.....

I only had to observe for a friend oo

Dem say make una try get connection una no gree....
To be honest those soldiers got no chill

Nd sokoto was carved

ahnie:
Bendel state was calved out from sokoto,I think.May God bless rabiu my history teacher

And sokoto was carved out from lokoja

Darnell9:
The number of virgins above 16 in 9ja are not up to 59 again

LOL Bross where u get dis ur stat from?

SultanOfAbia:
For my Catholic church today
E reach time for holy Communion.

Me I no go based on sins wey I commit on Saturday when I knack scatter
As I dey feel sorrowful for my sins
To my greatest suprise I see the babe wey I knack.
She dey Waka like saint dey catwalk go collect holy Communion

Person wey I knack tumb and tire

Girl wey suck my prick like say her life depend on it
Now she come dey walk innocently, gracefully to the altar like a virgin to collect holy Communion

Fear women 3 times daily

If Na me be you i for just close eye pay her bride price ooo...

Na wife material be daht oo

ChinemeremFidel:
My girlfriend always disturb me to visit her and I do avoid it because I really don't want sex for now..
She is the first I will ever have.

So today I decided to visit her,we made out mouth pleasure but I did not have sex because first she was a virgin and secondly she was on her period.

After satisfying each other ,she started crying to squashing one of her principles.
Then me on the other hand have never had sex before so I was really ashamed of what I did...

She called me on the phone and was crying in guilt that I broke her laws and principles...I took the whole blame...

She then broke up with me...
And I really love this girl.

She is beautiful,never asked me for money, smart, intelligent and brave.

I am just confused right now

Bross to be honest with you, you no lick her well

Lol nah small thing make me no stake 50k for chelsea to win.... I for done de shout by now

400k dey look me for eye the cut

It shall never be well with arsenal. ..
I pray dey shold be relegated next season

Angelfrost:
So??! That they got into the final of the UCL version of English League One doesn't make them Invincible!

We intend to beat them soundly and convincingly!

Wolves should just do their damn jobs and take all three points today!

I go look for you tomorrow

famology:
How is Sanchez benching garnacho?

Na desame thing wey I dey ask ma self oo

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Why you got to be so negative??! Everton is currently losing!

There is hope!

Hope u know you guys are playing David moyes men?

Angelfrost:
Of course I do... He remains my 3rd best coach in EPL this season! Right behind Unai Emery and Pep Guardiola!

My list below:

Unai Emery
Pep Guardiola
Erik Ten Hag
Roberto De Zerbi
Eddie Howe


If you guys don't need him, please send him over to Elland Road... Once we survive the drop, his expertise will come handy to keep us permanently in the top 10!

Oga survive wetin?
Championship is sure for leeds

What a beauty from casemiro

Oya United make una f*ckup today

U de play with village people abi

Op this fight wey u wan start soo, na only seun kuti fit settle am with slaps oo

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You collect 450k?

siofra:
This generation of men are doomed. The only thing the know how to do is dress indecently and insult women online while secretly engaging in ashawo business (

@Siofra i can only see the physique of a rugby player oo

ITbomb:
I believe you, please drop your account number let me see what I can do to encourage you

I see wat ure trying to do here FBI agent

HildaBaci:
Hello nairalanders, it's your girl Hilda Baci here and I'm officially on nairaland. This will be my official Nairaland account.
I want to use this medium to thank all Nairalanders who supported me through out my quest to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous cooking time, may God bless you all.
Hilda Baci

This one be like upper iweka Hilda Baci oo.

LeoDeKing:
And Nigerian police are blind to the despicable hate tweets by ipob terrorists on social media.

Sir do u actually sleep at night?

Fear person wey no fear nigeria police oo, na so wan yeye olokpa for incriminate me nd my friend last year during wan yeye stop nd search 4 ph. The police man stop us sake of say him see young men inside ride, he asked us waht we do for a living of which i didn't say anything but my friend told him wat he does. That was how the officer started accusing us of being armed robbers bla bla blah, the officer went to the back seat of my car nd planted an ak 47 riffle bullet claiming it belongs to me... They took us to the police head quaters in ph. On getting there i met with a friend of my dad who was incharge of investigation (DCP) at HQ. He asked waht brought me i narrated everything to him there nd then ask me to go home, i refused nd told him that the officer who accused me wrongly should be punished. With some few contacts in the HQs the officer was transfered frm River command to Yobe command. Heard he was caught up in de fight against insurgency nd to be honest i hav no regrets.

Persephone1:
Let her learn some lessons.

Wetin happen you no support ur gender today?

Offpointng:
All this Ipob ladies in Bayelsa clothing She should rot in jail till she can afford every inch of anything she's destroyed and compensate the guy for the time wasted. Nonsense

No vex oo, wetin carry ipob come dis matter? u just the talk like ur moniker.

That young man lacks believe, has he forgotten the saying that "miracle no the tire jesus". That could be a miracle baby right there.