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This the real definition of beauri

Na gonorhea be that nau,i no blame u shaa na lockdown cause am.just go and get urself treated and u will be ok.

that is the medal and award of excellence u get when u are a strong man

DominusPrime:
I'm happy you've braced up for insults. You are a really big fool not to know that you cannot train a lady through the university and she will end up with you. Only a minute number will. A whole medical student? This gullible? When in my school medical students are the most sought after you are here being fooled by a young girl.
Let me tell you what a girl told me just b4 she broke up with her bf cos of a doctor. Her mum told her that even though she's studying mls she must come back with a doctor as husband o. Cos the other girls who are marrying doctors don't have extra breast and yansh and she cannot understand why she will send her to medical school and she will say she married a radiographer...
To be honest that is the most wicked thing I've heard a mother tell her daughter about any man in the medical field irrespective of designation but that's to tell u how much doctors are sought after cos everyone knows they run out of the country once they are done. So for u to be played for a fool right from 200 level beats me. Now who is better off after you both count your losses? Of course she is cos that money you gave her could have been used to better yourself or just left in the bank to accumulate dust. Hope you've learnt your life lesson. We as men must fall mugu to get wisdom. All of us bashing you have been in this shoes but yours is by far the dumbest I've ever seen.

Wait, you even passed up an opportunity to travel out cos of her? Ah my brother whomever do you this thing no go die well...even the ladies here would laugh at your stupidity...

the thing weak me o

Una own quarantine get level bro

wman:
Lol. So many conspiracy theories flying around.

I like Pastor Chris and respect him a lot, but I don't believe this.

Which one is true?

1. The virus is caused by 5G

2. China created the virus to dominate the West.

3. American soldiers that participated in the 2019 Wuhan Military World Games brought the virus to China.

4. Bill Gates and co created the virus as a population control scheme.

5. The New World Order will create a vaccine for the virus to rule the world

6. Democrats created the virus in conjunction with others to bring down the government of Donald Trump

7. Donald Trump created the virus and waited till it spread so much in the USA, so he'll emerge victorious and win the November elections easily.

8. Coronavirus doesn't exist. You only get it from the test kits.

9. There is no coronavirus in Nigeria. The government is using it to make money.

10. Coronavirus doesn't exist. They are using the opportunity of people staying indoors to lay 5G cables.

bro it is only God that knows

Health is wealth my brother

Stop feeding us with fake news jaree

Naughtysite:
I have read on the forum many Akwa Ibom indigenes complaining about the lackadaisical attitude of their government over this Covid 19.

Funny enough, they had no confirmed case.

They entered the ring in one day with 5 cases.

oga dont believe them o

big lies there are no such news in akwa ibom and am beginning to come to the conclusion that you guys are using this pandermic as an avenue for extorting money.if what u guys said is true why have we not heard it over here or are the victims invisible,to be precise this politicians are clowns must they joke over everything.it is only God that will help this country,una no well make una come chop money

Akwa Ibom State Governor Udom Emmanuel, has signed the restriction of movement order for 30 days and the quarantine and treatment of persons with COVID-19 into law. This was contained in press statement signed by the Commissioner of Information, Mr Charles Udoh, and made available to newsmen in Uyo on Tuesday. Udoh said the law was signed by the governor on March 30, and comes into immediate effect. According to him, the governor has ordered the Commissioner of Police, Imohimi Edgal, to head the special enforcement team and ensure compliance. He appealed to Akwa Ibom residents to comply with the new law in view of the coronavirus pandemic, stressing that the restriction of movement will last till April 30. Udoh said that the law has declared COVID-19 as a dangerous infectious disease, saying it constitutes a serious and imminent threat to public health. He said that to control the spread of the disease, the government has ordered the prohibition of all public burials, public weddings, and other forms of public gatherings. “To control the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic and prevent the spread of the disease, the movement of persons and vehicles within the state are hereby restricted as follows: commercial tricycles shall carry not more than two passengers only. “Mini buses shall carry not more than one passenger per row; and a private vehicle shall carry not more than two persons at the back seat and one on the front Seat. “All public parks, shops, eateries, clubs, restaurants, markets and offices within the state shall remain closed except for the sale of foodstuffs, drugs and other essential commodities. “All public burials, public weddings, and other forms of public gatherings are for the time being hereby prohibited. “All places of religious worship, churches, and mosques shall strictly observe the social distancing prescription of a minimum of one metre spacing and not more than twenty persons per gathering. “In addition, hand washing facility with running water, soap and sanitiser shall be made available. “All borders and roads leading into and out of the state shall remain closed with immediate effect.”

this is amazing

yenereal:
I'm not wishing them bad. I wish everyone of them well as far as Covid-19 is concerned. There's an adage in my language which says when translated "You don't mock someone over sickness or death". Why? Because it may be your turn one day. Whether they treated us well or not, God will be the only one to judge them.
Let's pray for them to recover.

yes i concur

Evilgenuis:
God is a wonderful being... China is paying the price for banning religion

obviously

TOPCRUISE:
The governor just affirmed that the military are technically defeated and not Boko boys. If the military don't have the equipment to defeat this terrorist then they should cry out to the international community rather than recruiting sitting ducks we call vigilantes who only know how to comment

thank you for that opinion

ChildOfDoom:
A popular Nigerian pidgin adage goes: "Pikin wey go get head, na from small dem dey know".

it's been 7 years of waywardness. no sign of me changing my obnoxious lifestyle. I'm even getting worse. it has gotten to a stage that my life and health is being threatened.......

i was addicted to masturbation too,but it came to a point when i started asking myself some questions like what is the end point of this act am doing,what is the advantage till i stumbled on one pastor online i explained everything to him he told me to pray and fast after everything i was delivered.its a gradual process you can't stop it by just a day just keep praying God will deliver and vindicate u and you will hate it like am doing now.

HE WHO FIGHTS AND RUN AWAY WOULD LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

potipher7:
amu nkeni destroy!!!

lol

Rest in the bosom of the Lord sir

every student is promiscuous and can never be trusted.

*Signs of Born again Christians* ● They speak the truth at all times ● They are good listeners ● They hardly take offense ● They are quick to forgive ● They are reliable ● They are supportive ● They have appetite for prayer and fasting ● They rely on the Word of GOD. ● The more GOD, lifts them up, the more they become humble ● They hardly defend themselves ● They are quick to repent ● They seek peace and pursue it ● They love people and they are compassionate ● They know when to talk and when to be quiet ● They are full of wisdom, in many aspects of life ● They respect people and are very sensitive to people's, feelings ● They have a lot of patience and they are not short tempered ● They fear GOD, They give honour where it is due ● They are content with what they have ● They have good leadership skills ● They are hospitable ● They are not carried away by all kinds of teachings ● They are good followers ● They have a sacrificial spirit ● They don't gossip and look down on people ● They have faith ● They take part in church, activities and attend church, regularly ● They are clean in every aspect of life ● Their spirits are sensitive, they hate sin ● They don't act holier than others ● They don't compete with others Ask yourself: *Am I a Born again Christian?* 2Corinthians 13:5. Examine yourself to see whether you are in the faith, test yourselves.. I pray this hour, that GOD, give us, the grace to identify and work on our weak areas MORE GRACE

A very close friend of yours has done this,or maybe you've given out ur details unknowingly because there's no how someone would just come and withdraw some money from your acct without having one or two details regarding your account.just close the account and be careful next time

This is the real definition of lasgidi

I appreciate is just that i don't like that nature of business

my fellow nairalandlanders please i need advice on which business to venture into with five hundred thousand naira(#500,000).i base in akwa ibom state uyo precisely and they are so many businesses here but i am confused on the one i should go into.your advise please no insults thanks inadvance

hmm

And you think is that easy

What Nonsense,you are the antichrist

Why only movies?why not ban cars,traveling abroad,phones,foreign music and importation of materials so that of that would be massively improved and developed.ACCENTUATION spotted.

ACCENTUATION spotted,this ur talk talk behaviours is becoming to abhorrent for my liking.

Irrelevant post is now common on nairaland.her breast is not even enticing look at how the thing is depreciating and retrogressing on daily basis like Nigeria government,like my grandma slippers.ROLE MODEL MY ASS

Hahahaha,it obvious