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Swear down I feel like eating indomie now

Karemarealty288:
Indomie generation will not understand.

If this ones go private uni them to too kill people be that na cos there everyone hold rbs

Make she update us with the lyrics or go to the studio to sing na

Wetin concern u with Afghanistan

BewareOf419:
How does it help the situation in Afghanistan?

First to comment sef I no see ontop this mumu BBN

escaped into the bush with bullet wounds.
Everytime there's a gun battle btw 9ja popo's and criminals u must hear that statement.

Not that I'm in support of feminist group but If she's to say that it means she's not supposed to climb the puppet to preach.

Abeg this is a military drill jhor, una no just dey concentrate... Check the surrounding in each of the pictures, it each military drill or a movie set.

A first class citizen visited your orientation camp and u people can't give him/her a ground breaking parade.

Being broke and "chai why I marry this girl"

No day someone wouldn't come here to seek advise on which job to pick. Where una dey see this jobs beg. Bros make una link me up na.

I go the mail too but the mail when to spam. I never knew until today.

Thank God. I go dey watch French league for DStv be that. E sure me cos of Messi DStv must dedicate one channel to the league.

party rice sef na firewood them use dey cook am.

How u take know

BornorBang:
No wonder the asians keep their v*gina hairs unshaved. I always wondered why.

Make my prick come dey get injury abi

Na Zenith bank wan sponsor the party ni

Wetin concern me

You just cast me finish.. I was wondering who's this person that knows me so well like this. Like no single detail left out.

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

No reason am na something wey them fit do.

Make una think am... A police corporal having multi-million properties.. I'm not in support of Kyari but well na thief outsmarting another.

You're me na for u to know I'm not a Christian.

peacefulworld01:
Please u are not a Christian,why are you interfering in Christian issues

Does this mean we can buy dollar using our debit cards.

Bleep the both of them.

U feel like, not that u think u should leave... Bros you're the one to decide for yourself. Just remember most people are looking for a job today. What's the guarantee u will get one immediately.

Which kind obey the law.... Most of them don't even sing national anthem sef.

haddeylium:
Jehovah's Witnesses are peace loving people and we follow and obey the law of whatever country we reside and seek peace with our neighbors without the use of FORCE. We pay our taxes and no country has anything to FEAR from US.

We are encouraged by the FAITH of our Russian brothers and sisters and their enduring heart in this critical times. Their strength and faithfulness is a joy to behold. They are in our prayers and Jehovah will continue to SUPPORT them.

Make we even see the house wey the woman been dey live before she die.

I just weak for some people for Nairaland.... I'm not a party person but must u always attribute everything to pdp.. it's not a party thing. Reason before saying trash. Peace

CilicMarin:
People's Gazette is an evil blog, being used by the PDP to destroy Nigeria...

She's not the first though... Lot of lectures in my uni married white and they all adopted their husband's name.

What's wrong with dis one... Even if Seun add block... U will be the one that won't see his post cos u block him but others will..

Joezinho:
You are a bloated fool...You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged fvcktard.

Mr. Seu.n.....i really think you need to add a block button feature like facebook & reddit.

Good day my fellow Nairalanders
I'm Daniel by name, A graduate of International relations and diplomacy and also good in IT

I finished my NYSC in 2019 have been job hunting to no avail, I can work in different capacities. I currently based in Akure

I wish you guys can help me with any opportunity, you can reach me via ( Whatapp/ Call) 08138887140

God Bless you.

Good day my fellow Nairalanders
I'm Daniel by name, A graduate of International relations and diplomacy and also good in IT

I finished my NYSC in 2019 have been job hunting to no avail, I can work in different capacities. I currently based in Akure

I wish you guys can help me with any opportunity, you can reach me via ( Whatapp/ Call) 08138887140

God Bless you.