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d painting no even fine

And Arik is supposed to be one of the best in naija

Something to @least smile about.. I love this country sha..... And I will always do

We get excess time for this nigeria sha

The policeman is quite familiar... Make I play d video to be sure... Had the same issue wt him n his colleagues a few months back @ upper iweka under the flyover... The guy is attached to the CPS onitsha.... Have got a video of the fracas, but couldn't really get their faces on d video cuz it was quite a heated affair .... I insisted on following them to the station, and when we got there, they threatened fire n brimestone, but started apologizing when I called an Oga @ the Top....

Why dem dey show us wrist watches naa

The only reason why people are so gullible is because they do not read and study the bible....... What a load of BS....

She's clever, mixing the truth with lies.... So that she would rope in the gullible ones...

Trousers? Weave-on? Earrings? Watching football on sundays?

Tell me something better...

Have helped and felt good about it......
That day, I saw d attitude of nigerians and especially doctors... Nigerian doctors are something else....

They asked me to pay for everything, card, injections,drugs, tissue, disinfectants, even needle before they could touch someone that was losing blood n dying.....

As for nigerians, in as much as I understand the 'police turning it against you' angle, that day, when I arrived d scene of the accident I saw how cold blooded we can be, ppl just gathered, shouting 'ewoo' and others taking shots on their phones, while d victims were dying..one died a few seconds after I got to d scene..
I took one to the hospital and told my frnds that were in d car wit me to stop other cars so dat they will help the others.... Thank God no other person died...

But I think we shouldn't overlook the 'police angle', because I wouldn't wanna be locked up because I helped someone..... So, government should either make emergency numbers and units functional or make sure police doesn't detain ppl dat help accident victims...

Finally, anytime I see an accident scene, I ask myself, WHAT IF SOMEONE I KNOW IS INVOLVED, that makes me stop

hope it's true.

will it make one's poo to turn golden?

na so old n ugly dey be for ur eye @op?

politricks

lord have mercy

just because they wanna increase their profit. later we will blame only d govt for our woes

nice tips. shouldnt be for ladies alone.

no7 is dangerous sha

offering a 19yr old a 2yr contract can only mean they dont think he's that good

na d daughter been bake dat cake?

difference no much like dt

hmmmm @ lastma charges

140km.... Because, our roads dey do magic, the pothole u didn't see in d morning, might appear in the afternoon....

Or someone may try to cross d road or jump into d road @ anytime...

But if I suspect dia is any lil issue wt my car, I simply do 100km max.... My life dey important to me, cuz I neva marry, I neva born JUNIOR...lol

Why won't u be able to drive interstate?
1: service ur car, wheel balancing, alignment, brake pads,etc
1a: don't try to impress your friends by speeding
2: only overtake wen u see no oncoming vehicle(don't try dis @ bends)
3: let your friends do the sightseeing while u do the driving(keep ur eyes on d road)
4:if u see sth dt looks like a pothole, slow down first, get to it, if it's a pothole,FINE, if it's not, FINE.
5:LEAVE PH early, don't leave in d afternoon, so u can handle all 'unplanned' incidents in broad day light
6: don't drink.
7: u are not going to d same place with dat car dt would wanna race wt u.... So, drive @ ur own pace, d speed u can control...
8: be careful wit dem long vehicles. They can act like devils..

Having said these, you should be fine....

There is a better route to uyo from ph.... BUT IT'S LONELY and I don't know if soldiers still stay on dat road(they were still dia wen I used that route last year may/june).... The road is d eleme-ogoni-akwa ibom route--- neat NEW road, no potholes, except for the bridges dt dey were still constructing.... but sha the road far, and u will have to know wen to cut n enter akwa ibom... From uyo to calabar as someone had already pointed out, is not that good and it's one lane... So, slow n steady won't be bad......

Enjoy...

So, because fashola deported igbos, Ngige now is a bad man?

That is how we allow sentiments cloud our judgements, and later we will all bear d consequences...

I don't support what fashola did, but ngige shouldn't be crucified for fashola's sins...cuz, up till that deportation incident, Ngige was still a good man.....

Ndi anambra ebe m, let's not allow sentiments blind us

Dangerous trend

Chase/pursue women n go bankrupt....

Chase/pursue d paper and watch ladies chase u.....

Op's mindset is the same reason why finding a wife keeps getting difficult by the day.....

How can I marry someone who's a liability? D only tin she does is to eat n watch African Magic? And before u can say ONILA, she's already as fat as a 911 truck.....

For me, my wife must be working(will set up a good business for her,because my wife can't work in places like banks)...
My wife must play her wing as a mother, wife,and woman that is useful to the society.... While I play my roles as a father,husband and useful man to d society....

The man is speaking like they threatened to kidnap his family n village if he doesn't advocate amnesty for them......


This is a trend that will swallow us, because being a criminal doesn't come wt prison reward,but private jet reward...

I read computer science in d uni... And took some courses @ niit.... And I wouldn't have had it any other way......

The uni does more than teach u abt your course... It opens your eyes.... (Thus your certificate bears, 'found worthy in CHARACTER and in learning)

If we go by your logic, I bet you there are many(if not 90%) courses one shouldn't do in nigerian universities......

Do you know they read video editing in Unis abroad?

But by your logic, one can simply learn video editing all by himself,right?

I learnt video editing on my own,but I can't say reading it in d UNI is a waste

Change your name to Dangote, Otedola, Ifeanyi Uba, etc...... Simple

*dettol advert voice*........

If I don't fall in love in church, who will?
OR where will I?

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