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Even your baby shock,just take a good look on her cute face. What really are you trying to prove dude

Why let her use you this way? Simply say no next time ,don't even allow her close to your house,she should meet her boyfriend for sex if he's so good,what effontry!!!

@ op,in as much as I admire your boldness,I feel you should cut some slack on your requirements it will help in getting the right one faster. I feel starting off with a serious relationship would have been preferable. Best of luck!!!

NwaOhafia:
Arewa Ga na Ku

For those that don't know what is a box junction, we have alot in Lagos eg Mary land- Ikeja junction



Mallam Hakilu won't know what does mark means and will take it for just a design.

Kirigu(elrufai) should be thinking of educating all those almajirai in Zaria city, kuspa, tundu wada and not them waiting for another crisis so that they could rape poly girl

I taya oh,road maintenance that stopped in Kaduna north is that one road? If you see road in Kaduna south you will weep for the state.

This is amazing!!!

Memories Back then in Zaria I wore a Lycra skirt which showed my shape and was jisting with my friend,the next thing I felt was serious flogging on my buttocks by an almanjeri boy,I turned and saw him running away. Even as I dey type I still dey vex!!!

Secondly, I was coming from secondary school one rainy day and mistakenly slipped and fell in the gutter ,some group of guys just began teasing me. Na so I waka dey cry with wet cloth reach house like person wey dem beat. Abeg make una no laugh I fit still cry oh!!!

Thirdly,I wore a long decent gown oh,fixed my weavon and was just walking jejely ,this same almanjeri boys just started singing behind me"wayo India" the thing is they have other bigger boys lurking around so you cannot even complain for fear of being harmed. Uptil date I still have phobia for these guys,thank God I've left that place.

DropsMic:
When i was a student in UNN there was a time i was broke as hell... Had no valuable asset on me whatsoever except my phone... So naturally son of man decided to sell it so that he can keep body and soul together from the proceeds

But trouble struck...

The very day i was supposed to sell the phone, na that very day person sneak into my room steal am

I was livid, i asked my friends, my roommate and everyone in my lodge but they all denied...

Then a friend of mine told me not to worry that he will take me somewhere and that the person who stole the phone go come out..

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

I followed the gut to the place.. When we entered i was flabbergasted.. First the native doctor was a woman and second she had a very gigantic picture of Jesus Christ on her wall...

After explaining to the woman what happened. She told me to write the names of the people I'm suspecting.

Being a mad man.. I didn't want to make her jib easy.. So wrote down the names of everyone who had ever stepped foot in my room.. Altogether i wrote about 12 names in separate papers, folded and handed it to the woman.

After doing her incantations she randomly selected 4 names and said to me... One of them took your phone. Go back and ask them one by one. If they all deny it come back.. I will strike whoever took it with Ibi (Igbo word).

I thanked her and left the shrine with my friend. Immediately i was outside i unfolded the names of the four suspects and voila.. All of them na my roommates (that was when it dawned on me that thus was ni Childs play), But out of the four three traveled so it was remaining just one (mr j).

To end the story, mr j confessed when i approached him, and paid me the exact amount i intended selling it for.

Interesting!!!

YINKS89:
she loves you

Really I doubt that bro!!!

So I use to work in a supermarket some years back,I had this Nupe colleague that was extremely jealous of me for no reason,it got so bad that my other co- workers asked me if I had ever wronged her in anyway. I had to abscond from the job as I got a better offer else where,do you know this babe did not come to work a day after I stopped? Babe wey no dey talk to me,called me the next day that she too done stop work. It was kind of scary for me really,haven't heard from her till date.

PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! jesus

So sorry for your loss,I really understand how you feel,may his soul rest in peace.

donstan18:
We so much cherish and value new things more than old ones thinking they are the best, forgetting that the new ones will still turn old.

Bruv, don't ever leave your good wife for a side chick because of sex. Sex is something any lady can offer, but not all ladies possesses wifely attributes.

Kindly keep your wife and do whatever that will bring you sexual happiness in a reasonable way without hurting your wife and family.

Nothing to say anymore,this is a reasonable advice.

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

Gosh! This really had me cracking up,you are really funny!

Sabby1:
Most youths these days are perverts and promiscuous. Most times, it seem guys promiscuity is on another level, but in truth, females are no exception, they are only reluctant, shy or timid of making a move.

I wonder what happened to our dignity and morality

Beats my imagination,moral decadence !!!

So sorry bro,I can imagine what you would be going through,never,I repeat !!! Never send your nude pics to anyone,Facebook is not as private as you think. This too shall pass!!!

Vortex369:
Well, your last line was a question: What I think?

Are you sure you really want to know what I think?

Since you asked for it, then I have to tell you what I think and the reason for my conclusions.

I think you are stupid, and I am not joking. I think you are one of the stupid husbands who have no idea what Fatherhood means and what being a real man in your home entails and how to be a husband to your own wife.

The reason I think you are stupid, is because at this stage in your Life, when your wife is strugggling real hard to bond with the young kids you still are worried about your silly sex life.

You have failed to be an alpha male, a real man, a true husband, who will cuddle his wife and his children and generate happiness for your wife. What bothers you is sex. Do you have any idea that it is sex that brought those children to this world, and when they come, you now sound as if those kids are inconvenience for your silly sex life. Do you even know how silly it sounds?

My advise is that you grow up. Call your wife and kiss her then apologize for complaining about Sex, and move into your bedroom and nurse those children to reach an age of grace.

It is not you that should be complaining of sex dimwit. If your wife needs sex, then become creative, you can make move in the kitchen, bathroom, toilet, under the bed and even at the BQ for a change.

You must not come here and lament about this nonsense again.

Do we not have real men again in this forum that will chastise these Indomie men?

Take charge of your home and bear all inconveniences. Life is not a place for perfect joy and happiness. Embrace the sorrows and pains.

Thumps up to you,you just got the words out of my mouth. He's making it look like he's competing with his kids,@ op 7 months baby will definitely wake up every night to be breast fed,do you expect your wife to keep running to the other room to do that? Do you even know what nursing mothers go through every night and she will still wake up early to prepare your 8yr old for school. If to say na one room compound house you dey,nobody for tell you make you adjust with the change.

Na wa oh! Instead of you to buy a gift for her for showing you styles you are there complaining. She fit dey check those sites,no harm in spicing your sex life na op,or you just want to be stuck with the usual"papa and mama style" change is the only thing that is constant in life. I don't like the fact that she lied about her virginity though. I hope you're not in for more bumpy ride in your marriage.

There's nothing as embarrassing as being called a thief. Will never forget the day I was wrongly accused of stealing in secondary school years ago. Just because the 2 friends I had then stole stuffs they just decided to include me,even though they searched my locker and found nothing. Guess what I was told"a friend of a thief is a thief" The seniors that year ehn!!! Beat me until they dislocated my hand,worst of all none of those girls were affected as I was. I had to change my school because of that embarrassment. The thing no funny sha,come be say na command school again,you will wish you were never born.

125diCalcitriol:
Give us d real gist behind this post.

I tell you,waiting for the real gist.

Table done break finish oh

Those of you saying Jigawa is the safest place in the north,Una weldone oh. We also thought so too until Fulani jihadist killed lots of people in my mum's village in Enugu state 2yrs ago. Bottom line is "no where is safe anymore in Nigeria" May God help us all.

I really hope you find him hale and hearty. I understand your worries. I reside in Kaduna and know Maraban Jos,but how are you sure he will be there? Why not try contacting the police in Kaduna and try posting this on other social media platforms. Good luck!!!

Father lawd!!! Such a gory sight,rest in peace little one,you truly do not deserve to die this way.

So sorry babe cos this na serious matter wey dey ground so,make I consult the council of elders first.



Back to the matter,you shouldn't have waited till this point na,would suggest he visits the hospital ASAP.

I hope when you send them to space they can be able to make it back alive?

ebuka10box:
Please I wanna book a to and fro ticket from Dubai to Nigeria , February 15 to march 17. Please how much is it gonna cost me and how do I go about it . I'm planning on usin Egypt air. Suggestions needed please

ok,they are still sleeping.

Skripture:
Very easy to say if you're not in my position

Well,I'm just trying to say,if the results shows negative,then negative it is. You can try doing the test 2 more times in another hospital. You will be alright,no hard feelings.

donkelvin10:
Hi... I am Don Kelvin in need of a true relationship...An interested lady should what'sapp or call me on +2349023630072

Hello Don,where are you based pls? And you didnt say your age.

Try woman na. Or you are still in the closet?

Hmm mm! Poor girl!!!

You must have a very wacked thought.