And in 2010 this thread started by legry is still not dead,

Dude look for a new job, fast, before u get sucked in, your job there is bondage,

Dude look for a new job, fast, before u get sucked in, your job is there is bondage,

Even months after i come back to Nairaland, open some random thread and boy do i still get to read some stupidity, anways way back when Nairaland started and thread on to marry a virgin or not came out and i was for not, for the simple reason that they would always be too curious and want to know what other pr, ks feel like but, nooo, so u know what i like this girl, keep it in the family lol

News came from Santa Barbara, California — During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."

Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.
A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."

Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.
"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like, " Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, and Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."
Tags: Michael Jackson, Neverland Valley Ranch, Neverland, Santa Barbara, California, Forensic Investigator, MJJ Productions, Vanity Fair, Michael Jackson Fan Club, Santa Maria Courthouse
Labels: Entertainment, Tragedy


Na wa oooo!!!!

51% of those taking on poll thought Obama did the better Job in Friday's debate, while 38% said John McCain did better. Men were nearly evenly split between the two candidates with 46% giving the debate to McCain and 43% to Obama, but women voters tended to give Obama higher marks with 59 calling him the nights winner and 31 saying McCain won.

Though the survey witness a slight Democratic bias and given the direction of the both party campaigns over the last couple of weeks a draw like this translates to a win for Obama.

CNN polls says Obama wins round 1 of the debate, being pro Obama I would agree but, the polls also show that both men are quite suitable for the job of running the presidency the annoying part is McCain is not has dumb as I thought he is, he actually made some very convincing points. Does this change things for Obama?

rotoye:

if the girl was a virgin when your relationship started then i can't believe she will be faithful 4ever. but if she has had some heartbreaks and relationships, the possibility is higher that she would be faithful. the human mind is curious and she will always wonder how another guy feels deep inside. hope that answers your question

Thank you, Right on point

tope2000:

u need prayers

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but really lets think of the question, Is it really really possible that a woman can be satisfied with just one guy's dick for the rest of her life, what of curiiosity ( i am actually thinking of those that have tasted or had just one)

anyway just a thought

tollu:

I don't agree with the poster saying it's Nigerian women that take nonesense. Shit happens everywhere and I know a good number of bad ass women that won't take shit from any man and they are Nigerians.

Thank you madam, Would you please explain again what you just said to the undecided people here

@poster

Okay my guess from all the blah blah and bull your crapping about is, you must have got the taste of a Nija man in bed, it must have been really good and my ultimate guess is you dont have it anymore and it really kills you.

Go and get laid and shushhhhh madam,

Getting really sick at all the male bashing pushed around, like the women dont have faults ( abegii!!!!!

Yes

Why ask?

Then Legry comes back to the thread three days later and he see's Kikkie and Expressor's comments and decideds maybe they are saying the truth, so he opens the next chapter and finds someone who looks alot like Obama but talks like Clinton, laughs like OBJ and dresses like Boy George chasing him, quickly he makes a dash out the door to his left and on opening it he screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right in front of him is,

Yes

Have you met Osama?

He called Legry who started this story in 2005 and is in Utter Disbelief that it is still alive

JEHOVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way i see it, everyone needs to get there heart broken at least once in there life time, Geeeezzzzz, how do you think you would understand ture love if you dont get to feel the painful side of it, infact for those of you that's been denied this experience i pray it now for you ''lol'', but seriously i think it's something that hard or soft must be experienced.

@Omo Eko your name fits the topic, when it happens, come back here, you would have peple to console you

@Layi, Dude when your girls wake up to your silly game ( friendship you call it right? ) and they make demands that you cant or not willing to give to them, maybe then you would really understand your point of you dont need to sleep with someone to break the person's heart.

Shilt!!! lol, lol, lol shilt! shilt! shilt!

Toshman you must be republican

Hey Tella's available, u chealsea peps could contact him hahaha!!!!

Gazi, Tunde, Ariyeke, Shola, Obisco, Ehizoge The Black President,

I have a few more that have lost, i have not thought about them for some time now but writing this down reallyy makes it start to hurt

Im lighting a candle for all off them even those that i did not write there name, It feels right doing this ( i feel like am honouring them)

My work mate wife passed away yesterday a candle for her

All the memories i have of you all are pleasent and happy ones, this makes me happy cause when i think of any of you i smile and ill continue to do this.

Rest in peace all

I had this conversation with a female friend of mine some weeks back and i was amazed at how she felt about the issue. I've not been here for some time but i knew the only place i could get crazy and wacky comments on this topic is Nairaland.

So ladies it's on the floor for you

What would you do if you found out the guy you love more than life itself is Bi, 

The topic actually cracks me up 

Need more info

This is the problem i have with women, the need to get an answer to a question that you already have the answer too. Why do you people do this to yourself, HELLO!!! you are dating for what 1-2 months and he already slaps you and why because of a telephone call, and now you ask if you should give him a second chance, why dont you get him some boxing shorts, gloves and shoes to match.

Vieira:

what the Bleep is the point of your pix?

to show us that you are the bomb or what?

see me see me trouble.

nairaland go kill me o.

Vieira whalai you are stll a crase man lol

babyosisi:

gaylord here she is,the woman of your dreams.

Gaylord has a new cheek

IBB Fan:

@I-man
why don't you tell him shops where he can get more hand creams while giving it time?

I just love this place

GayFocker, dumb dumb guy lol

Seuns reply is the only real answer ive seen so far

star01:

with your DAD, olofo, omo ale

" The last time God rested was the day he Created Women" A true saying hugh!!!

So are Men and Women equal? its obvious aint it,

Where would the men be without the women and what would the woman have without the man?

superman:

i see some weed in this garden. please stand up where u are, u know yourself

very clever human being ha

Yo!! who be de mon looking fa some weeed in da house, Hey bra you neeed to go check some place else ugh! Ganja smoking not be allowed in de area, So my bg guy supamon, Fl my friend to Jaimaica nd get ya self sam goooood weeed there and let your face just be

Who are you pitying, yourself or your partner? Please,