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DOMINO anger, no anger o my point still remains guyzz do not and i repeat do not open a joint account keep your acount and let her keep hers but perform your duties as the man to the fullest but i REPEAT one more tim do not operate a joint account with your wife.

Tayotina pleaze how tall are you ? point is there arent alot of tall guys(i'm 6'3 and to say the truth i dont really meet people taller than me sometimes same height but hardly taller) out there so i think you are marginalizing your self. I think the height thing can be an advantage or disadvantage, yeah the ladies will definatley notice the taller guy first and if he has goodlooks+grooming to his height trust me he'll deefinatly be choice one, but i think the height should not be a preference for choice cause it has to be about the person, abi una never hear of small but mighty, yeah i know the tall girl would catch my eye before the short one but trust me the short girl can easily displace the tall girl. Tall guys are cool but that dont mean they are better than the short capice! look the shorter fellows i hope say una go pay me after this my campaign for una

Seun Seun hmph! The thought actually crossed my mind that there are more viwers or readers than posters if you have that plan put it in action ooo!! or come and employ us for free and let me contribute my own part to the human kind. I don yan my own finish o

How does one wake up and break this dead addictive bad habit?

Makes me know that my kids are not going to America for their education, kpam!!!

I'll look her dead in the eye, since I'll probably be taller than her I'll be looking down on her. I'll let her see the devil's anger in me, a sound I won't make and once I see the fear in her eyes cause then she really wouldnt be sure of what I'll be capable off, I'll turn round and walk away just like the Undertaker.

ABEG O, I be terminator.

wait a minute is this with any sim card even if its not provisioned and what if your lap top already has an inbuilt blue tooth device even after pairing, what next?

Eyah, Timba, I feel bad for your friend and the funny thing is that Glo Mobile has never disappointed me. I wish I had your friend's number and this story of not being provisioned would actually not exist again.

I got mine provisioned and configured in 15 minutes and it's not like I was lucky. I just walked into their Gloworld shop and it was done for me just like that and free and that's the funny part I never got in early with the Glo Network and our relationship is rather new.

You know I've come to conclude that every network has its period of wahala(editor: problems), and if you are so unlucky to get wound up with them in their time of trouble then mphhhh, sorryyyyy o.

Tell your friend to go Gloworld at Ikeja. It's on the Allen Opebi round-about, beside KA Chicken. That's where I went and I got it done in 15 minutes. I think the guy's name is Wole, a big looking dude. See you!

Every mon, wed, fri and sat are FAJI UNITED days, Bankolemo and Ghana high rice is our official food, eating at double 4 or licken chicken has been banned, all men must have a minimum of two girlfreinds apart from wives, all ladies in the party must wear only spagetti tops and mini skirts, an initial donation fee of N75,000 must be dropped by all members..............

lai lai, lai lai, I repeat lai lai, never men dont try it o. No joint account o, lai lai, lai lai , lai lai

and they adviced me to go back to sleep and i figured that now i must really be over the edge but wait what is that voice calling my name again O GOD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CANT TAKE IT,, but wait it has stopped i cant hear my name any more every where all of a sudden is dark OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kai chineke oooo i don finish o which kain whahala be dis o then the others starts laughing at me and they all start calling me crase man and they say its only NAIRALAND.COM that this crase virus can come from, but there is also someone there that can cure this my maddness and i say how they said next time i go online ask for..............

Legry, you claim to have so much info on her that as a noble Naija man I am already in great doubt ofcourse, your mention of higher fees and the dreaded EFCc did not due you any good. Outrightly, You are disqualified.

Egphm!!!! my good friend you just lost a good agent and i know my sources are never wrong Any way ill take my generous service somewhere else or for those that would appreciate a good service of pay and get. PM me or write me if you need to search or find someones info WHALAI EFCC WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH US....... Adios Amigos

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaa Femi you will kill me o

Then you should have no problem, what handset are you using and are the setttings on your handset correct? If they are correct then you have no issue but if they have been tampered with then............ anyways write your phone model type and ill give you a new pair of settings to put in it

Tariff

•GLO LINK RECHARGE CARDS CALL RATE Attractive tariff to address the latent needs of consumers for quality international calling.

Destination Landline Mobile
USA, Canada N15/min. N15/min.
UK N15/min. N30/min.
Italy N15/min. N40/min.
France N15/min. N30/min.
India N25/min. N25/min.
Ghana N20/min. N25/min.
Lebanon N20/min. N30/min.
Saudi Arabia N30/min. N30/min.

Billing Periodicity: Pay by the Minute

If you dial from a glo line its N10 plus any of the above rates but if you dial from anyother network its there call rate plus any of the above rates. CAPICE!!!!

Angel I think it would depend on what area you are at at the moment, and as far as i now the GPRS problem is over

Allen is sad what happened but you know what ive come to find out Manu is far far greater than Arsenal, you see in football this kind of events are actually needed, Manu played a hundred % better but Arsenal won, is going to be good story and a continous argument in the football circle Glory glory man united, glory glory man united glory gloy man united as the boys go marching on. GO MANU GO!!!!!!

Phew!! A sign of relief who do I see my neighbour, she needs me to move my car but these dreams there getting worse by the day so I get dressed and head straight for my shrinks office I think am beginning to loose it and as I tell myself this I see the same woman with the strange attire again and all I want to do is scream "HELP" but am in reality or am I dreaming again she getting real close now so I turn round and start running, I hit the first corner, go round the bend, jump over a statue and on landing I trip and fall o no my ankle I think its broken, the woman is really close now, terror everywhere then I hear my name in a whisper and I shout 'who is there ' WHO IS THERE...............

Femi you have to hear me out WHALAI!!! I'm your man HABA! you know what i dont trust that MAMBA guy too shhhhhhhhhh! but if you deside that im not the agent for you and you want to go else where to find your answer ill say good luck o but Na me be de agent for you at a very small fee if i must remind you again

and asked where i was going and i told her i got tired of waiting for someone so i was leaving and she asked me why would i get tired of waiting for her she then grabbed my hand and took me...........

Femi i have her number, address, age, colour, height, liked food, best film infact femi Ive researched and i have all the answers you want and it's all yours BUT!!! I just cant give it to you bros, bros ehmmm you know EFCC is on the look out for special gifts and ehmmm you know the situation in the country is not so rosy right now so i just might accept something a little bit higher than your initial offer to mamba(my competence is very reliable) say 250% higher. Let me k now so we negotiate and agree terms of payment and collection

... "five months ago you walked into a shop and there was a lady being bullied by some youngsters and you came to her rescue. Well, the lady never forgot you but she died three days ago and left a package for you which she insisted that you get."

I tried really hard to recollect this day and suddenly it all came rushing back to me, I asked my visitor who she was and she said she was the lady's daughter, so finally we agreed to meet ...

i moved into this city, i was shocked but i remained calm, i asked her what i could do for her and she told me she had a message for me from............

my heart skips 582 thousand times and my lips go dry, i move towards her and i'm stuttering as i talk, she gives me this very knowing look and just as i stretched my hands to her the doors opens and...........

on going now the tank is empty so i rush out the car back into the house and to my suprise i see..........

I got this idea from another forum I visited and I thought cool so lets start it here. It's quite interesting. The idea is this: I'll start a story of a FEW sentences and you just add to it as you would want the story to continue. Then it goes on and on and on and on!

One morning I got ready for work and I had barley entered my car when I noticed that the ...

Are you people kidding me SNAKES erghhhhhh how disgusting, they are slimy, evil eyed looking, crawling, poisonus, creepy things (i wont even call them animals) that should be caged up for life. Please someone should talk to mamba about dogs or even parrots

GOD save our soul and forgive us our postings all say AMEN

Gulder Ultimate Search, eghmmmmmmm this episode seems very interesting eghmmmmm ill just keep watching and the 500Gs being won eghmmmmm, ill just keep watching

May the force be with you all and learn to follow the true Jedi way, I watched the movie yesterday and i must say this its was DA bomb, the transformation of ANAKIN SKYWALKER to the DARK DARTH VADER was the fight scenes, the emotional scenes even the comical scenes were all put and packaged well, well Mr Lucas i give you salute you have just answered allot of questions and you have ended a great saga, "The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darth Vader." - Yoda. Te final fight scene between Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi was awesome, i heard Dan foster on radio this morning asking if the real reason for Skywalkers transformation to the darkside was shown in the movie, answer is YES..... it was clear the dude went from totally Mr nice to almighty Evil. get to Silverbird Cinemas, buy that ticket and some pop-corn, take your sit and allow the force take you to a new level never be tempted or drawn to the dark side for hate and anger only will you see. SEE YA!!