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Lols... I taya, no wonder people are just dying anyhow.

obyrich:
Hahaha. Bro what do you expect when occultism is disguised as Christianity?

I don't know if it's only me but I have always felt praying for our enemies to die in church is just not the Christian way of doing things.

Don't get it twisted, am in church right now and the prayer coordinator just raised a prayer point, "Father anyone against my progress against my family progress as they step out of their house this morning, may Sanford trailer jam them".
No one is perfect, and we've all got enemies. Imagine there all start praying like that or even worse.

I attended a church sometime last month and one of the prayer points was that, "Any body against my progress, anybody that is out to harm me today, before they come out this morning Father break their legs in Jesus name". In my mind I was like it should be in SARS name not Jesus name because na SARS fit do something like that.

It's not just right please because Christ preached love and not hate.

Something must kill a man

Go to the nearest ashawo or olosho Republic. If u don't know any, ask any bike man, they always know the map to those places. Go there and make the finest girl there a deal she can't refuse, collect her contact and tell her to visit u on a day u agree on even if all u discuss about is ben10 and buhari. And she must put on something sexy. The next week, go back there and pick another girl.
If u must enter, I repeat, if u must enter her Iraq because that one no be Jerusalem again u must wear ur overalls complete with helmet.
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alienhumam:
my guy I know that if am successful girls will come, but for now I need someone I can share my problems with and someone who will clear this believe from people that am gay. am not gay I rather die than to be a gay.

This is royalty bro...not some dude made famous by that ill-adviced president and his pet cows.

Nebuchadnezar:
later some vagabond scumbags will come here and lament how ipob are bowing down to their leader kanu.
shameless hypocrites
useless gbegiri grinding demons

Badman shey u wear night vision goggles ni how u take knw say her bonnet no get cover. Wehdonsir

NwaAmaikpe:



Happy birthday to her.
Is that why she's not wearing a bra

Years from now, the history classes will speak of the man called Jagaban. Your children and grandchildren will come running from school with assignments asking who is Jagaban and his pivotal role in the new Nigeria... Am not his fan, I just admire his talent

While he is on the phone, go inside snap the kpekus and send to him or a picture of you in a see-through gown. You know what to do after that....

Kenya and olosho anthem be like....

Op u no well.... Snake stranded? How? Why? Shey snake dey enter God is Good motors ni abi Ifesinachi

Ladies been using sex to trap guys since Adam foolishly chop that apple instead of roasting the snake. Brotherly I know u not new in this game, and you've not come this far by loving every garage* u park in. When the time comes you will know what to do. For now, do nothing just flow with the tide.

So dark the con of man....

In war there are no victors no vanquished.

I know some jobless people will claim that the 9 in 9mobile is Illuminati number. If you part of those people I pray u get well soon from your madness.

You guys got me smiling at my phone like a mumu. It's not easy being an introvert, some times I wake up and I don't want to talk to anyone. And they will be like, 'what's wrong with you'.
You all know how it is in our head! We can love ehn! But when we hate, even the devil sits to learn. #1L

How did you do that?

drezzyx:
I use to be an introvert before, but as I grow older i found out am overcoming all my introvert behavior, I can now talk freely play with girls, talk to guys unlike when I use to avoid them like a plague. U can overcome it just like me.

You have to work harder bro, nothing can save you. Give to the poor and needy. The government cannot save you, neither can religion.

Here is my advice.
Kill her ex. Kill him in your mind, to you he doesn't exist. End of story. Never acknowledge an ex. Never! If you can do that, everything else will fall into place. And it seems you don't really have a life outside your family, you can work on that too. Going to a bar just for an hour or two is not a bad idea. You could buy malt if you don't take alcohol. Spend some time away from your family, get to meet new people. And finally, warn your wife never to involve a third party. God bless your family

You could be a medical consultant to our yahoo brethren. God bless you!

Please you can use your brain at least once a year...

MediumStout:
Same way Nnamdi Kanu is stealing from gullible IPOB youths using fake biafra agitations. Nnamdi Kanu is stealing with joy and will surely die in pains for scamming vulnerable igbo's. One Nigeria we stand

Yeah, u can become a yahoo consultant

May a better day come.

I bet she can't travel 10km alone in this zoo. Them go thief her spirit join sef

Inform pastor as as how, for what, say wetin happen? So that he will pay for the hall, or drinks abi??

This man is shaa running around forming bridge builder abi na badt guy hin dey form. 2019 and he's not elected, he'll be like...

History will remember Nnamdi Kanu as the man that won the battle without a single bloodshed. He beat the enemies with his tongue

This country is a joke

Hush suffering from Gucci fever

Sharp shooters can never be caught in the zone.

70% on drugs and the rest 30% on dickson

The only legit addiction

GeneralOjukwu:
I am a meow addict. Should I go to a brothel to rehabilitate?

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